[Transformers] I have a Decepticon at home

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Jazz had the problem of restless sleep at night, he slept on Optimus Prime's upper bunk, and fell to the lower bunk at night, Optimus Prime gently carried him up.

Falling onto the Bumblebee bed, Bumblebee sleeps with him in his arms.

Falling onto the ambulance bed, the ambulance got up to check if Jazz was injured, and then went back to sleep.

Falling onto the iron bed... Kicked under the bed, smacked his mouth, and went to sleep...

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While I was still thinking about the logo they suddenly turned back into cars and I just blinked and sat in the car.

"Wow~~" I couldn't help sighing, "Hey, Bumblebee, are you the broken car you drove before?"

I think he must be very angry because he left the car door open!I was about to say something when I heard Sam growl upstairs, "No, no, no! What kind of hiding is this? What kind of hiding is this! This is my backyard, not a roadside rest stop! Oh God! Oh!"

"Hey, don't be like this! But you were an old car..." He opened the door wider!Oh, I think I said the wrong thing!Quickly close the car door and hold on to the handle tightly for fear that he will throw me out!Then he asked him flatteringly: "...Sorry, I didn't mean that, it's just... well, I want to ask, do you only have one fixed form when you turn into a car?"

Bumblebee snorted twice to express its dissatisfaction with me, but still answered me with a sentence composed of various human voices on the radio: "We can change our shape according to the environment, and hide ourselves through scanning deformation."

Oh~~ That means it can be changed!The Bumblebee has changed from a dilapidated second-hand car to the latest Chevrolet Camaro, so the volcano can do it too!This smelly volcano!Would have made him a better car if I knew it, and saved me from all those years of driving that old old red truck to school and being laughed at by Buck!

"Go down!" He opened the door again, hello, am I that unwelcome? !Forget it, it’s fine if you don’t dislike it.I slowly moved out of the driver's seat with my mouth curled, and they changed back again.The chief trampled on Judy's flowers, and I think she'll go crazy if she finds out!

By the way, I have been asking them what they are looking for until now, and everyone has told me; I patted Bumblebee and quickly climbed up to his shoulder to ask him, and he answered me honestly, that is A pair of glasses with a very important coordinate printed on it.

Eye?Is it his grandpa's glasses?The one still up for auction on eBay? !It's amazing, since this is the case, then I will help them too.Get off the bumblebee, and I head straight for the living room, and they get pushed aside by Sam.Don't forget to look back at them, especially Bumblebee!Tiptoeing, the body almost shrank into a ball.

Just when I went in, I saw Judy and Ron sitting on the sofa. I wanted to say hello first, and the whole house shook.To my surprise, Ron hid under the table very quickly, shouting, "There's an earthquake! Run! There's an earthquake! Get under the table! Quick!"

The shaking lasted only a few seconds and then stopped. I leaned against the door and looked at him speechlessly, thinking he is such a flexible fat man!Even Judy, who is his wife, said, "How did you get there so fast?!"

"Mona! Why are you here? I thought you were upstairs!" Judy seemed to see me only now.

"Well... yes, I feel a little hot, so I went outside to blow some air." I lied without blushing.

"Oh, is that... I'm sorry, I'll ask Sam to send you back in a moment."

give me?Well...if he could find the glasses first.

"Pa—" The room was suddenly pitch black.I turned my head out of the window, it was also dark outside, the whole street might be out of electricity, if nothing else, it should be the masterpiece of those few.

Ron crawled out from under the table and found a flashlight, candles, and even a baseball bat!Did they think it was a thief? !

Silently, I also took the bat and followed them up to the second floor, outside Sam's room.From under the crack of the door came a bright light.

"what is that?"

"I don't know, it's strange... Sam! Sam!"

Ron knocked on the door and said sternly: "Sam? Are you in? Why is the door locked! You know the rules, you are not allowed to lock the door at home!"

On the contrary, Judy was different from him, and urged him anxiously: "If you don't open the door, he will start counting down!" Before she finished speaking, Ron counted down...

"Last chance, 5, 4, chain to open the door, 3, 2, back off..." What's going on here?This couple is completely different from before Sam came back. The two seem to have been switched. The ones who sing good faces and those who sing bad faces are also reversed?

As soon as the voice fell, Sam opened the door and said calmly, "What's the matter? What are you doing with the bat?"

"Well... this... um... that's it." I was so tangled up that I couldn't speak, I just faltered and pointed at Judy and Ron at the same time, anyway, they couldn't see my movements when I was behind them .

"Who were you talking to just now?"

"Follow you." Sam rolled his eyes and lied.

"Why are you smelly and dirty?" Yeah, I just realized that the back of his clothes were torn, as if he had just been through a big battle!

"I'm young, you know, teenager."

"We heard voices and noises and we thought you..."

Maybe it was because his technique of deceiving people was too poor, or Ron was too wary, he didn't believe it and squeezed in, "It doesn't matter what we think, what was that light just now?"

Sam caught off guard and blocked: "No, what lights? No lights, Dad! No lights! You just have two flashlights in your hands! The light comes from you!"

Ron pointed down: "The light comes out of the crack in the door."

"Maybe it's just a reflex..." He weakly argued, but I just wanted to laugh!Also reflect!Fortunately, there is another trick, "You can't just break into my room like this, you should knock on the door first and communicate first."

"We've been knocking for five minutes."

Sam gesticulated and argued with his parents for a long time about whether to knock on the door, but it was right. In western countries, parents must knock on the door to enter their children's room.

"We're knocking."

"No, you're yelling at me, you know?"

"No, Sam."

"You are suppressing me now, you are destroying my youth, you know?"

"Oh, my God! You're so aggressive, are you masturbating?" Judy said, not only Sam and I, but even Ron was stunned.I couldn't help covering my mouth, Judy's association ability is really good.

I sneaked a glance at Sam, who happened to meet my gaze and was extremely embarrassed: "No, Mom!"

"it does not matter."

"No, I don't masturbate!" Yeah!He definitely didn't, even if he did, there are still a few alien species watching!Is he going to face them?Forehead……

Ron came to smooth things over, but it seemed to me that he was trying to hide it: "That's not your business, okay? This is a conversation between our father and son, okay?"

Apparently Judy didn't want to end the conversation, "I mean you can call it 'Sam's Happy Hour,' if you don't like that word."

"Pfft—" Sam's happy hour? ? ! ! !

"Happy time?" He and his dad looked at each other and quickly parted.

"Or 'My Special Private Time.'"

"Stop it, Judy, stop it, Mona is still behind you!" Ron finally said something useful.

Judy looked back at me: "Sorry, I'm a little uncomfortable tonight, I drank a little." Ron took advantage of this time to wander around and walked into the bathroom: "Okay, we did see the light It's gone... Although I don't know where it is, I did see it!"

oh!No!How nice they were to show up at the bathroom window, luckily Ron didn't see it!However, the other party may also have been taken aback. He probably hit the house, and the house was shaking again.

Ron yelled again and hid in the bathtub!

"Earthquake! There it is! Another earthquake! Back in the corridor! . . . Aftershocks, aftershocks! Oh, I don't like earthquakes!"

This noise brought the lights back on in the house, and I pulled Sam over and asked him in a low voice, "Where's Mikala?" He pointed behind the chair.Oh, I have to say, it's really good for him to hide people here, at least... well, it's messy enough!

Ron got out of the bathtub, walked to the window and poked his head out, and said regretfully: "Oh! No! Look at the yard, it's all ruined! Judy, call the power bureau. The transformer seems to have burst, and the power poles are full of sparks. ...Gosh, the yard is ruined, it's a mess...it's over!"

"Do something! They're still out there!" Sam said, rolling over me.

"Please! You should do something! If you can tidy up the house, you can quickly find the glasses! It won't happen like this!"

"Such a room is normal for us boys! Do you think..." I really don't know my priorities, and I still have time to argue with me!

"Come on! Shut up!" I glared at him, then dragged Ron back and leaned out by myself: "You have to be careful not to fall! This kind of thing makes us young people Look... oh, poor garden."

Seeing that they were all away from here, I went a little further, and saw the leader standing on tiptoe close to the roof and the bumblebee hiding in the lobby on the first floor, and smiled and gestured to them for safety.The bad-tempered one lit up its weapon again and said, "These parents are really annoying, can I get rid of them?"

The boss immediately came over to him and said, "Tinhide, you know we can't hurt humans, what are you thinking?!"

Oh~~ It turns out that his name is Tie Pi, and his whole body is indeed quite iron.

He listened to the words of his boss, and his momentum immediately weakened: "I just said we can, this is just a plan."

Hmm, looking at it this way, the boss is quite authoritative and has a sense of responsibility.

"You should hide first, it's not good if you don't get discovered, and what if the neighbors around here come out and see you. Don't worry, the glasses must be here, and it's impossible to run away with long legs!" They also You can't just stand outside all the time, let's "send" it first and then talk about it.

After thinking about it seriously, he took the rest and hid.

Huh~~ I'm relieved!The topic of "Sam's happy time" outside was also successfully resolved because of Mikala's appearance.Today I finally saw how wonderful Sam's parents are!

When I reached the first floor, an inexplicable uneasiness rose in my heart, and I unconsciously threw myself out of the window, huh?Why are there more cars in front of the gate?It also says... GMC? ...GMC! ……etc!It's a government car!How did their people come here?

I slowly approached the window, and a person walked out, it was... Uncle Ricky!It's District [-]!Oh no!Did the aliens reveal their whereabouts or did they discover that Sam had something to do with them?Anyway, I can't stay here anymore!It's over if my uncle finds out that I have something to do with them, and the volcano doesn't know where to go!one two three four!Four cars!It seems to be well prepared!Photographers and inspectors should all be here!The detector must be indispensable!Whether it's because of staying with the volcano for a long time or just having direct contact with those few, the indicators on my body must exceed the standard, no, I have to run away!Sorry, Sam, Michaela, and Judy, Ron!Please forgive me for not being able to tell you this in advance.

Putting my bag on my back, I ran to the kitchen, where Sam and Mikala were rummaging through glasses.

"Hey! Two! I have something to do and I have to go! Don't tell anyone that I've been here, don't say that you've seen me, okay?...Okay, bye!" I continued without waiting for them to agree Run upstairs, say the same thing to Ron Judy, and go straight to Sam's room.

It is absolutely impossible for me to go from the bottom. People in the seventh district are blocking the bottom and the front. Just now I seemed to see a tree outside this window. Why don't you... take a gamble and fight!

Already hear them breaking into the house, make or break it!

I backed up to the very end, carried my bag, and took a deep breath...

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