[Comprehensive] The Ghost and Animal Aesthetics of the Cruel Madonna

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa——!"

"It's really rude, do you need to scream so much when you see someone else's face?"

No no no no, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a buttocks with a face facing me, no matter who it is, it will be frightened! !Damn, I don't have a God's perspective, and I don't know what happened during the coma...

Huh?I was lying in a warm and comfortable bed?Could it be that the author showed mercy and added a new background and setting to the world that has no hairs? ?It would be great if that's the case, my harem time is coming—

"Stop dreaming, dear." Buttocks interrupted suddenly.

Impatiently, I pushed away its buttocks, "Tsk, don't come close to me... Wait, you know what I'm thinking!?"

"Yes dear, because during your coma, I have officially signed a contract with you and become your cute pet~! Your thoughts will be shared with my brain~!"

What - what! ! ! "Isn't it right in every sense!! What kind of cute pet contract can be signed while the master is in a coma!! And why are you sharing my brain instead of me sharing yours!! It's so unfair Alright!! By the way, I didn’t agree to let you be my cute pet at all! In other words, I can’t find any cuteness in your appearance setting, okay!! My little friends will be scared to cry by you! Ahhhhhh!!! Hey, don't sit down on my bed so casually!!!!"

"As expected of the person I fancy, he is very good at complaining. But these are not important."

"What's not important..."

"You are not in your original world now."

"Nani! Then I'm..."

"Your original world has been abandoned."

"why……"

"You also know that you are the heroine of a meaty article."

"when……"

"But the author who created you irresponsibly abandoned the pit after writing the outline and your character as the heroine."

"Damn it, then I..."

"Ah, don't worry, I'm here as a cute pet..."

"Damn, can't you let me finish the whole sentence!!"

"Oh, it's so annoying. You spit out a long paragraph at the beginning, let me explain the setting and background first, okay?"

...I was speechless and looked up at the sky...the ceiling...the buttocks are messed up in every sense, is it really all right...

"In short, if I hadn't messed up in the world you were in, then you would have stayed in that place with no hairs on it forever, until there was nothing left in that dimension. Oh right, don't call me a buttock anymore, This uncle has a very cool and tyrannical name! You can call me Heart Crystal, Bingdiexi, Clear White Feather, Guidenghua, Armstrong."

"Damn it, you clearly call yourself my uncle, but your name is so feminine! And Xinjing Bingdiexi, Qingbai Yuguidenghua, Armstrong is a woolen name after all!? Isn't it just some words that seem to sound good or look good? Gather together!! Even the last name is so meaningless!!"

"Hehe, she is indeed a heroine with a strong personality, and her memory is really good. Compared with those guys whose surnames have more than [-] characters, my name is concise and full of connotations." The buttocks ignored my stomach that was about to gag, boasted intoxicatedly.

"I told you not to call me buttocks!" This guy emphasized his name again: "You have to call me Xinjingbingdiexicheqingbaiyuguidenghua Armstrong!! Besides, I'm a girl!! Full of masculinity Girl, girl, paper!!"

"...Even if it's just counting words, don't be so obvious, okay..." Why did I just wake up, but at this moment, I felt exhausted as if I had gone through a big battle...

"Okay, I allow you to call me Xiaoqingqing (little kiss) for short."

Vomit—I can’t take it anymore, just pick two words, "Please, just let me call you Bai Yu..." Vomit...

"Xiong, you have to be strong!!" The buttocks... well, Bai Yu approached with a concerned face, but because of her buttocks oh no, it stimulated my heart too much and made me feel even more uncomfortable.If you look carefully, you can still find that there is no Xiaojiu in front of Baiyu, she should indeed be considered a woman...

"Well, now we're officially entering the main line." After I calmed down a little bit, Bai Yu solemnly started the seemingly remarkable topic, although her appearance always made it difficult for me to look directly... "Thanks to the contract I signed with you, Only then can you escape from that world without even a single hair, and avoid the tragic fate of staying there until the end of decay, ahem, next, you must complete the task I assigned to you! Otherwise, you will have to go back to the company. My hometown, which has no hairs, continues to be in a daze!"

"There is no need to repeat the words 'not even a root hair'! By the way, your setting is just a cute pet! Are there too many other irrelevant settings? It's just the beginning to pull out such a long-winded setting , readers will get impatient!!"

"Be careful not to enter indiscriminately!" Bai Yu warned me righteously.

What, she has been messing around since just now, what position does she have to talk about me!

"Prohibition of crooked buildings!" Bai Yu cleared his throat again, "Your first mission is to win the heart of a sincere boy."

Immediately, the projections of six teenagers appeared in front of me, and each projection was accompanied by an explanation of their identities. I studied for a long time but couldn't figure out where the projections came from...

"Don't worry about where the projection came from! Note that these six people are the targets of your mission!! Of course, you don't have to clear every one of them, as long as you successfully clear one of them."

"Is... what's the point..."

"Well, it's like saying that a virgin is pure and perfect. A young man who has never known what love is before, but the pure heart that fell in love passionately for the first time is a good thing!"

I looked at Bai Yu expressionlessly and said: "You seem to have said something serious just now..."

"Don't care about such trivial things." Bai Yu said with a smile, "You have to be grateful to complete the task, if you make me think you are useless, you will go back to the original world where there is no hair !"

"You don't need to repeat it so many times when you say 'no hairs at all'! By the way, isn't your setting a cute pet!! Isn't the so-called cute pet a pet that is cute and protects the owner!! There is no cuteness like you A cute pet that looks strange and threatens its master!!"

Before I finished speaking, Bai Yu suddenly jumped up, and her legs clamped my waist again, making me feel that my internal organs were about to be squeezed out... Well, I fell into a coma again.