[Pride and Prejudice] I don't understand at all

lunch--

"Oh, this is the dish cooked by my cousin. It's so delicious." Koslin expressed his praise and said in admiration: "I'm so happy to be able to eat such delicious food."

"..." == With such an exaggerated expression, are you acting in a drama? !Can you be more fake!

"Hmph, our family can still afford a decent cook, and your cousin doesn't need to do these dishes." At first, Mrs. Bennet wanted to praise her daughter Lydia, but after thinking about it, she was still very serious. opening.

"Cough... I'm really sorry, please forgive me, don't take offense."

"I was too excited to make such a mistake." Mr Keslin apologized.

"I actually..."

Mr. Koslin suddenly shut up, and then his expression became a little distorted.

Everyone looked at Ke Silin in unison.

"Excuse me... your toilet... poof..."

Oh, a thunderous fart suddenly burst out.

……Oops……

"I'm really sorry, I'm rude." After finishing speaking, he saw Ke Silin leave the living room with his buttocks between his hands.

"Hahahahaha!!!" Dabai couldn't help laughing.

"Elizabeth!" Master Bennett gave Dabai a serious look.

Dabai quickly shut up and listened to the training.

"Actually, I also want to laugh hahaha!" Master Bennet laughed.

"Hahaha..." Everyone looked at each other and laughed.

When Mr. Collins returned, both legs began to give way.

He didn't understand why he was so unlucky today.

First of all, my horse ran wildly uncontrollably, causing me to make a fool of myself, and then... it seemed that I had eaten something wrong, and it was even more unlucky.

It seems that as soon as he came here, he began to be sad.

Could it be that I don't agree with this place? This idea disappeared after a circle in Koslin's head. He would not give up such a big regret for this reason.

Look at this beautiful manor, the clear air, and the rich land, even the toilets are so precious...it will all be his in the future.

Koslin said that although today was unlucky, he was satisfied with the toilet and lunch.

Seeing that Coslin finally came out of the toilet, Master Bennet felt that it was time to talk to this guest.

"Oh, yes, of course." Ke Silin expressed his willingness, and sat opposite Master Bennett.

Mr. Bennet began by referring to Lady Catherine, who was a very respectable nobleman.

By the way, Ke Silin is a pastor, and Mrs. Catherine often goes back to listen to Ke Silin's service.

Mr. Bennet began the subject by saying how fortunate Mr. Collins was to have such a benefactor, and how obedient and attentive Mrs. Catherine de Bourgh was to him. The comfort in life is really rare.

Mr. Bennett could not have chosen the subject better.

Mr. Collins did speak eloquently of the lady's praise.He said with a very pompous air that he had never in his life seen any person of value and position so virtuous, so kind and humble as Lady Catherine.

He was honored to be favored by Mrs. Dormont, who had invited him to dinner twice at Rosings, and to her house last Saturday night to have a quack.

Mr. Bennet and Coslin were talking of Lady Catherine, a noble widow who had a daughter but was very famous.

"What kind of lady is she? Is she pretty?"

"She is a very lovely girl. Lady Catherine herself said that when it comes to real beauty, Mademoiselle de Bourgh surpasses the most beautiful woman in the world; I know that she is of noble birth. She could have many talents, but it is a pity that she is not in good health and did not study, otherwise she must be proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. This is what her female teacher told me. The teacher is still talking to their mother and daughter. Live together. She is indeed very sweet, and often comes to the humble house in her little buggy, regardless of her name."

Coslin admired Lady Catherine's family very much.

After talking with Mr. Bennet for a while, Koslin suddenly saw Elizabeth and Lydia holding fishing rods from the window.

The two of them didn't know what they said, Lydia stayed where she was, and Elizabeth left with the fishing rod.

"Oh, my uncle, can I go out for a walk?" Ke Silin asked suddenly.

"Of course, of course there is no problem," Mr. Bennett agreed.

Koslin left the room but did not see Elizabeth. Lydia came over at this time: "There is a fish pond in front. If Mr. Keslin is fine, you can go there to play."

Coslin expressed his thanks, and then left with the fishing rod that Lydia gave.

Ke Silin took the fishing rod, and sure enough, he saw Elizabeth fishing on the fish pond.

Looking from this direction... the girl's compact appearance, her slim figure... Koslin couldn't help but feel a fork underneath.

Koslin restrained himself, walked over, stood beside Elizabeth and smiled like a gentleman: "Elizabeth, do you like fishing too?"

Elizabeth saw Koslin standing beside her.

==...How wretched is this smile...I really want to beat him up!

"Yes." Dabai said perfunctorily.

"Actually, I like fishing. Fishing is an interesting activity." Ke Silin flicked the fishing rod, pretending to be chic.

"..." Although fishing does not require IQ, it does need bait!Dabai looked at Ke Silin silently.

Being watched by the girl, Koslin couldn't help feeling refreshed: "I remember one time, I fell into a 45-jin big carp, oh my god, it scared the others."

"..."==|||You scared me too, a 45-jin carp...haha

"Mr. Koslin," Dabai couldn't help but speak.

"What's the matter, beautiful Miss Elizabeth." Koslin smiled at Dabai.

"Look, the cowboys are flying in the sky!" Dabai pointed to the clouds in the sky with one hand.

Ke Silin looked up, only saw the white clouds, and suddenly realized: "Oh, beautiful lady, your imagination is really rich, this cloud really looks like a cow!"

"..." Dabai fell silent, what the hell, I don't want to talk to people with insufficient IQ!Although Comrade Dabai's IQ is not high.

Seeing the girl bow her head shyly, Ke Silin pouted and kissed her.

O mouth O shit, what does he want to do? ! ! ?

Seeing that mouth sticking towards him, Dabai was shocked.

Completely unable to react.

Seeing that the kiss was about to arrive, suddenly... Comrade Koslin was dragged to the ground by the fishing rod in his hand.

Dabai came to his senses all of a sudden, and grabbed Mr. Koslin's trousers...

"Oh, my God, this fish weighs at least 50 catties," Mr. Koslin said in amazement, holding the fishing rod with both hands and not letting go.

"I think you'd better let go." Dabai said calmly, looking at the bottom of his trousers that was sliding down bit by bit.

"Oh no, it's a big fish," retorted Mr. Keslin.

then……

Mr Coslin was dragged down the fishpond, yes, yes, yes...

Looking at his hands, Dabai felt... I was wrong, I shouldn't have questioned Ke Silin, and fell into a 15-jin carp.

Looking at the situation, what Mr. Koslin fell into was a big fish weighing 40,50 to [-] catties... 囧...

"Oh!!!"

"help me!"

"I can't swim!!!"

"Grumbling..."

Seeing Koslin slowly sinking into the river, Dabai thought for a while, then swung the fishing rod again, but he didn't catch it, so he swung it again. After several times in a row, he tried the feel...and found that he caught it, so he pulled the line.

So Comrade Dabai fell into a Koslin.

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