I "Lalang Match" in Yokohama

Fukuzawa Yukichi closed the book with a swipe, not wanting to read the following psychological activities.

He always felt that this content was a bit familiar, what did it look like?

After thinking about it for a while, Fukuzawa Yukichi finally remembered the drama he and Mori Ogai performed. It was true that Mori Ogai cheated and ran with the ball by himself. The ball was set by Edogawa Ranpo. The same is true of the settings in this book!

He took another look at the author's name on the cover of the book—Oba Yezang, it was an unknown author's name...

Fukuzawa Yuji paused, handed the book to Osamu Dazai, and just said lightly, "Don't read this during working hours."

He turned around and walked towards his office, not forgetting to call his "cub" Edogawa Ranbu, "Ranbu, come here."

"Yes!" Edogawa jumped up in a hurry, followed Fukuzawa Yukichi happily, and entered the office.

As soon as the door was closed, Fukuzawa Yukichi asked impatiently, "Did Ryukyu Tsushima make it?"

Edogawa Ranpo blinked his eyes, nodded indifferently, "Yes, but it doesn't matter, it won't have any effect."

He waved his hand, pulled the brim of his British detective hat, and leaned closer, his eyes shone with anticipation, "I can see it, right?"

Knowing that Ranpo Edogawa said such words because of "fun" and "watching a play", Fukuzawa Yukichi just couldn't resist those sparkling eyes.

Every time he sees it, he can't help but satisfy Edogawa Ranpo's wish. Even though this child is an adult, he still looks like a child!But isn't it the pure him that I want to protect?

He helped his forehead helplessly, "Yes, but don't affect your work."

"Oh yeah!" Edogawa cheered Luanbu, and excitedly took out the book from his arms. This was the novel he took out when he passed by his place just now. He lay down on the sofa, and he couldn't wait to continue read on.

I have to say that eating melons from my parents is really delicious! ! !

Outside the office, Osamu Dazai took the book, glanced at the cover, and finally saw a tiny line of words in the "sea of ​​corpses" - "Author: Hazo Oba".

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, finally realizing that something was wrong.

Isn't this name the nickname I used after I ran away from home?It took me less than a week to meet Mr. Mori and change my name to Osamu Dazai!Tsushima Ryukyu actually found out about this?Are you really trying to take revenge on me?

However, this is just a small problem, and it doesn't matter. Everyone who knows Oba Yezang is dead, and those who survive will shut up obediently.

Osamu Dazai hummed a tune, threw the book to Atsushi Nakajima, put his hand on the other's shoulder, and said in a deep voice, "Atsushi, remember to write a [-]-word summary for me after reading it~"

"Huh? Do you still want to write a summary after reading it?" Nakajima Atsushi looked confused, and he didn't know how to write a summary after reading a novel.

He flipped through it, isn't this just a dog blood love novel?What is there to summarize? !

"Of course I'm going to write it!" Osamu Dazai waved his hands and said loudly, "The main characters here are the president, Mr. Mori, and Miss Hongye. With Ryukyu's method, there must be some real things hidden in it. Give me Find those things out!"

After he finished speaking, he stood directly on the window sill, as if he was about to jump off.

"Jumping here will only add to our troubles, not our death." Kunikida Doppo stared coldly at the movement of Dazai Osamu's open arms, and began to dissuade him.

Turning his head and sticking out his tongue, Osamu Dazai responded playfully, "Of course it's not suicide, I'm going to hug my brother~"

As he spoke, he leaned back and fell down, closing his eyes and feeling the wind blowing his sleeves. This feeling of flying into the air is really great!

"Could it be that Tsushima-san fell from the sky? Otherwise, how can you hug Dazai-san in this position?"

Atsushi Nakajima subconsciously asked, and then his feet turned into tiger legs, and he was holding the window sill with both hands, intending to step on the window sill to save someone, but he saw a figure sharply, he paused, and did not rush down directly.

Tsushima Ryukyu held apple candy in one hand, chewing the sweet candy in his mouth, with a happy look on his face, he walked happily, flicking the rabbit ears that came with his sweater.

He raised his head with feeling, and saw Osamu Dazai in a falling posture embracing the sky. He took a step forward, turned around, stretched out his right hand, supported Osamu Dazai's back with one palm, and put him on the ground.

Sitting firmly on the ground, Dazai Osamu was still a little dazed, and opened his eyes in a daze, only to find that he was sitting on the ground in a posture like a zombie, with his feet and hands stretched out straight, and then looked to the side, relishing Shima Ryuu stood against the wall, licking a mouthful of candy apples from time to time.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he jumped up and shouted at Ryukyu Tsushima, "This is wrong! Why can't you even know how to flirt with girls? Princess hug, princess hug, treat your brother better to me! "

"You're not a woman." Tsushima Ryukyu looked at Osamu Dazai with extreme disgust, then turned his head indifferently, "Hmph~"

"What are you still humming?!" Osamu Dazai accused quickly.

Ryuu Tsushima casually threw a few photos to Osamu Dazai, muttering, "I'm just here to deliver something, didn't you say you want that photo?"

"Ah? Which one?" Dazai Osamu didn't even remember this incident, and he looked down at the photo in a daze——

In the photo, Ryunosuke Akutagawa showed a faint smile. The combination of the colorful and sparkling windbreaker and the strange style of Rashomon made him look like a god of death who came out of hell .

Ryukyu Tsushima tilted his head, not forgetting to share gossip, "According to the data analysis, when he goes out to complete the mission with this appearance, the chance of the enemy being directly scared to death has increased by [-] percentage points."

"Hahahaha..." Dazai Osamu laughed unconscionably, almost laughing out loud, without the thought that he was harming his apprentice.

Looking at these photos, I don't care about Ryukyu using my pseudonym as the author's name~

That's right, I am such a big brother with a big heart! ! !

Seeing that Osamu Dazai seemed to have dismissed the pen name issue, Tsushima Ryukyu also heaved a sigh of relief. Although he said that he was not afraid of his brother, he always felt that it would not be good for such a small matter to affect the relationship between brothers...

However, there is also a reason why I use "Oniwa Yozo" as my pseudonym. Who told my brother to install a bug in my room this morning? !

That's right, I can see clearly!

My brother installed a total of six bugs in my room, one of which was stuffed under the water tank of the toilet. It can be said to be hidden deep, but unfortunately I found them all.

Tsushima Ryuu shrugged, his eyes fell on the window of the room where Fukuzawa Yukichi was, and he asked in a low voice, "Um... is your president angry?"

"What? Are you worried that he will write while he is angry?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows.

"Because that bastard Mori Ogai actually bought all the bloody love novels in the city, and I didn't buy any of them! How long will it take if I don't take revenge!!!"

Tsushima Ryuu waved his hands and shouted loudly, so that Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo upstairs heard the words.

The corner of his mouth twitched, Osamu Dazai praised Mori Ogai's actions in his heart.

Although Mr. Mori is very annoying, but this thing is really right!The results, however, were somewhat peculiar.

"So, I want to make him a scumbag recognized by everyone!" Ryu Tsushima said angrily, "It's already a shame not to include his lolicon in it!"

"Whoever cuts my food will be killed in the end!!!"

Osamu Dazai paused, "Then what are you going to write next?"

"He still wants to read the second volume~ Dreaming! I want to write a side story!" Waving his fist, Ryukyu Tsushima rolled his eyes and landed on the window again, pointing to the window and said, "The side story is—"The Sword Master" Queen Raising Cubs"!!!"

snort!Garbage Mori Ogai still wants to see the content of his hugs?I won't let him do what he wants!Doesn't he like to watch the beautiful girl Silver Wolf?Then I will let the silver wolf be chased by countless men, constantly shaking hands with M Rintaro! ! !

Osamu Dazai: ...

Fukuzawa Yukichi in the room shivered, turned his head to look at the window suddenly, exuding resentment expressionlessly.

Why did you harm Mori Ogai and want to attack me?We are clearly enemies, okay?Please distinguish our relationship clearly! ! !

Edogawa laughed out loud, opened the window, and shouted to Tsushima Ryukyu below, "You must write this detective handsomely!"

"Don't worry!" Ryukyu Tsushima gave a thumbs up, "You're absolutely satisfied!"

After speaking, he put on the hat of the sweater and strode away with high spirits. From the back, he saw a white rabbit bouncing on the road.

Osamu Dazai: ...I always feel that my brother is going in a strange direction, should I stop it?

Tilting his head, Osamu Dazai quickly threw this thought out of his mind.

What is it?It's fun to do something in the long years!Why stop it?It's just that the name "The Story of the Sword Saint Queen Raising Cubs" is too common, and it doesn't match the original title at all~

He pondered for a moment, tapped his fist on the palm of his hand, and had an idea:

It's called "After the scumbag cheated on me, I kicked him decisively and lived a social life of raising cubs alone"?Or "August [-], the single mother who used to be the queen of the sword saint but is now the boss of social animals"?

Both feel great!I don't know what name Tsushima Ryukyu will take?

After receiving a text message from Osamu Dazai, Ryukyu Tsushima replied with disgust:

The names you chose are weak!Of course it was going to be called "After kicking the scumbag, I, as the sword saint and queen, was violently pursued by countless beautiful men? ", the subtitle is "The life of raising cubs surrounded by countless beautiful men has begun"! ! !