I "Lalang Match" in Yokohama

Armed Detective Agency

Osamu Dazai, who had just been exposed to a lot of scandal, slumped on the sofa weakly, with a look of lovelessness on his face. Even when Atsushi Nakajima asked him if he was going to have dinner, he waved his hand weakly to indicate that he would not participate.

Atsushi Nakajima was a little confused, he didn't understand why Mr. Dazai looked like this at all, but he still respected the other party's idea, turned around to leave, but Osamu Dazai grabbed his wrist again, "Mr. Dazai?"

The kite-colored eyeballs rolled, and Osamu Dazai stood up with a whoosh, and then he was willing to let go of Atsushi Nakajima's wrist, and said with an innocent face together, "Atsushi-kun, I believe you will not leave me alone ,Right?"

Just when Atsushi Nakajima was puzzled, Osamu Dazai had already looked around. He first glanced at the door, then looked at a few windowsills, chose a safer one, and poked his head out cautiously, wanting to see The situation downstairs.

"Dazai, you mackerel, get out of here!!!"

At this moment, a loud roar came from outside the window, and the window that Dazai had just chosen shattered instantly, and glass shards flew up.

An orange figure rushed into the room like a flash of light, and the kicked feet were only one centimeter away from the top of Osamu Dazai's head, which really shocked Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai reluctantly withdrew his hand on the window sill, turned his body to avoid Nakahara Nakaya's fist, bent down to avoid the opponent's waist, and sighed, "The slug came so fast, we agreed How about another five minutes?"

Not intending to answer Dazai Osamu's nonsense at all, Nakahara Chuya slipped his foot and pretended to attack Dazai Osamu, but he stretched out with one hand like a grab, grabbed Dazai Osamu by the collar, and dragged him in front of him, sneered and said , "Do you dare to do it or not to be it?!"

"You've wronged people with what you said. How dare you dare to do what you say, but I didn't do anything!" Raising his eyebrows lightly, Osamu Dazai swore to the sky, and his innocent eyes turned to Chuya Nakahara.

Seeing that Nakahara Nakaya was indifferent, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Nakahara Nakaya's hand, made a painful look, and screamed, "Ah, ah, I'm going to die, I'm going to be strangled to death, I don't want to be strangled like this The way to die is not refreshing at all!!!”

With a sneer, Nakahara has long been used to Osamu Dazai's mystification, and he will never be deceived by him. He calmly dragged this guy to a corner, with walls on both sides and a certain distance from the windows to prevent this guy from escaping.

He raised his foot and stepped directly on the wall beside Osamu Dazai. This foot was really hard, and a small hole was made in the wall.

"I'd like to see how you plan to explain it!" Narrowing his eyes at Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chu also said that as long as he didn't release the water, it would not be a problem for him to subdue the physical waste in front of him!

However, it would be unfair to say that Osamu Dazai is useless in physical skills. His physical skills are at the upper-middle level, but compared to Nakahara Chuya, he is really too weak.

Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, glanced at him, and knew that Nakahara Nakahara was too clever to block all his escape routes. He shrugged, "Then tell me, what happened?"

Seeing Osamu Dazai's attitude that nothing to do with him, Nakahara couldn't help grinding his teeth, "How dare you say that! It's because you said I was your ex-wife!!!"

When Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of this matter, he exploded with anger.

Bastard Dazai, spreading rumors!What the hell ex-wife, I like my younger sister, you know?It's a fragrant and soft girl, the ghost wants to be with Dazai, a mackerel! ! !

He roared in his heart, staring at Osamu Dazai coldly, only waiting for the other party to refute, and he could directly refute it.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai's reaction was exceptionally calm, "Oh, this matter..."

Like the "ex-wife" or something, I knew it was Tsushima Ryukyu who released the news, so the fool, the slug, would rush to the door after hearing the news, but... the time when they met was too fast.

According to my own prediction, Ryukyu should have found Akutagawa Ryunosuke and given him a colorful windbreaker as he said, but Nakahara Chuya appeared here first...

Thoughts flew to other places, Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, thinking about the problem.

"Hey!" Realizing that Osamu Dazai was distracted, Nakahara Nakahara grabbed Osamu Dazai's hair and pressed down to make him look at him, "What are you thinking?"

"It's nothing~" Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, not intending to tell the other party these thoughts.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw two people walking in from the door, his eyes lit up, he pointed to that side and said, "Look, the culprit you're looking for is right there!"

"Huh?" Nakahara Chuya turned his head subconsciously, and saw Ryuu Tsushima and Ryunosuke Akutagawa talking and laughing.

Because Nakahara Naka was also blown away by the phrase "ex-wife", and rushed directly to the Armed Detective Agency, leaving Tsushima Ryukyu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke there, so Tsushima Ryukyu brought Akutagawa over to see play.

Along the way, Akutagawa made in-depth inquiries about the part of "ex-wife and son", which he was very interested in.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Dazai, who I have always admired very much, treats me like a son. I am so happy! ! !

Of course Tsushima Ryukyu admitted this out loud, patted his chest and said that he was the one who heard Osamu Dazai say that at the time, but omitted the fact that Osamu Dazai was affected by the supernatural power at that time.

Hearing this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke laughed immediately. This is his rare open-hearted smile, which really amazes others. It's a pity that with the colorful and ferocious Rashomon, the whole effect deviates from the small and fresh style. Flew towards the eerie and dark painting style.

The two of them talked and laughed all the way around the topic of Osamu Dazai. Ryuu Tsushima learned a lot about Osamu Dazai from Akutagawa, and Osamu Akutagawa also knew that Ryuu Tsushima was Osamu Dazai's younger brother. .

The person in front of me is Mr. Dazai's younger brother, that is to say, getting Tsushima-kun's approval is equivalent to getting the approval of people around Mr. Dazai!

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's mind jumped out of this equation, his eyes lit up, and his whole body became active, constantly flattering Tsushima Ryukyu.

The communication between them didn't last long, and soon, the two arrived at the door of the Armed Detective Agency. As soon as they opened the door, they saw Atsushi Nakajima and Doppo Kunikida who were watching the play dumbfounded. Dazai Osamu who was also "pressed" on the wall in the Central Plains.

Ryuu Tsushima quickly picked up the camera and clicked a few shots, made a "tsk tsk" sound, and looked at Kunikida Doppo with pity, and said with emotion, "Oh, this is probably the most tragic scene in the world... "

He sighed softly, shook his head, lamented the deteriorating world, clapped his hands, and said loudly:

"This is the legendary scene where the current wife brought her children and witnessed the resurgence of her husband and ex-wife - a big event!"

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, Osamu Dazai said silently, "Ryuu, it's best not to use your rich imagination on me."

"But, your feet are already stomping, aren't you?" Tsushima Ryukyu pointed to a certain foot on the wall that Nakahara Chuya used to prevent Dazai Osamu from escaping, and then pointed to Nakahara Nakahara Nakahara's hand holding Dazai Osamu's hair , "And it's going to press your head down and kiss!"

"No, you're overthinking." Pressing his hand directly on Nakahara Chuya's face, Osamu Dazai pushed hard and pushed him away. Shima Ryuu came over.

Spreading his palms, Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows slightly, and his eyes fell on the camera in Ryuu Tsushima's hand.

Immediately protecting his camera, Ryuu Tsushima shook his head vigorously, "No!"

"Children, don't take such dangerous things. I'll keep them safe for you." With a gentle smile, Osamu Dazai reached out quickly, about to snatch the camera from Ryukyu Tsushima's hand.

"It's obviously cheating in front of the current incumbent! My brother dares to do it but not to be it!" Tsushima Ryukyu bent down, dodging Dazai Osamu's hand, and then rolled again, dodging Nakahara Chuya's flying kick, and directly dodged Arrived behind Kunikida Doppo.

Pursing his lips, he breathed a sigh of relief, put the camera back into the bag, and said solemnly, "Even if you join forces, it is impossible to succeed."

He stuck out his tongue towards Dazai Osamu, and then retracted behind Kunikida Doppo. With a light swipe of his finger, the "Cupid" opened. —

"Slug... I'm really happy that you are willing to bring your child to me," Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes, holding Nakahara Chuya's hand with both hands, his words trembled slightly, as if he was extremely excited, but he tried hard Suppressing this emotion, "But I..."

There was entanglement and helplessness in his eyes, "I already have a wife, and Kunikida and I have a child. The three of us live together and live happily."

"What about me? Where's Akutagawa?" Nakahara asked as he patted his hat into Osamu Dazai's arms.

Grasping Dazai Osamu's hand firmly, he stared at Dazai Osamu's face, catching any changes in the other's expression, sadness and pain almost overflowed from his words, drowning the person in front of him:

"You left when Akutagawa was just over a year old, didn't you consider my feelings?!"

"Chuya..." Withdrawing his hand, Osamu Dazai bit his lower lip, his fingers trembling slightly, but he still didn't say anything in the end.

Seeing this, Nakahara Chuya felt unwilling, he took a step forward, threw himself into Dazai Osamu's arms, and tightly wrapped his arms around Dazai Osamu's waist, with great force, as if he wanted to completely embed the other party into his body.

His whole face was buried in Dazai Osamu's arms, and he yelled loudly, trying to vent all his emotions: "I like you...I love you! Why don't you understand? You mackerel asshole!!!"

Raising and lowering his hand, Dazai Osamu's iris-colored eyes were full of helplessness. After a long time, he slowly raised his hand, wanting to touch Nakahara Chuya's head and give him a comforting pat. But when he looked up, he saw Kunikida Doppo not far away, and his movements stopped suddenly.

Kunikida Doppo looked at Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya in front of him, he knew Nakahara Chuya, she was Dazai Osamu's ex-wife, and gave birth to a child for Dazai Osamu, but, after all, that was a thing of the past, wasn't it?

Obviously I am the final winner, I am the one who got the position next to you!Why... why are you hugging each other now?

He stared at Nakahara Chuya's hands encircling Osamu Dazai, as if he saw something dazzling, and wanted to turn his eyes away, but he was unwilling to make such an evasive action.

Kunikida Doppo just stood there quietly, staring at Dazai Osamu. After a long time, his lips parted tremblingly, and he uttered a sentence:

"Dazai, isn't your current partner me? Why are you hugging your ex-wife?!"