[Pokémon] Travel with Xiaomao

No matter how surprised and unbelievable Mr. Mao is, in short, this stupid beast from Mars seems destined to have a relationship with Sister Xiaoye.

"I always feel that there is some kind of conspiracy in it..." Afterwards, when he returned to the rest room, Xiao Mao said so unwillingly.

But at this moment, Xiao Ye, who also felt that all the previous events were like a dream, was surrounding her newly acquired "combat power", observing up and down, back and forth, as if she wanted to see something different from this pink body. The "new name" in the general situation.

The latter, on the other hand, still had those adorable eyes open, lying lazily on the floor, motionless, with that stupid look, it was really hard to tell whether it was sleeping with its eyes open or simply in a daze.

It's a pity that although Xiao Ye almost wanted to see a hole in the opponent's body, she still had to admit in the end that this guy seemed to be no different from ordinary dull beasts except for being extremely slow.

"Why did the proprietress say that this child has never lost?" Even though she knew that she might not get an answer, the girl couldn't help but murmured.

"Who knows." Xiaomao replied angrily, "Maybe it's because they never seriously wanted to fight..."

Wait, maybe this is actually the case?

Although it was an inadvertent angry remark, Xiaomao was inspired by it, and had a faint feeling that he had accidentally touched the threshold of the truth.

If you have never fought against each other, of course you have never been defeated.

Although I think it is very likely that this is the case in general, Xiaomao still feels a little bit out of harmony.

Judging from the tone of the proprietress, she should be familiar with this slow-witted beast.Think about it, if there is such a guy who frequents his bathhouse without even saying hello, Xiaomao feels that no matter what kind of popular stupid face that guy has, he will definitely give this stupid face a firm grip. remember.

Continue to assume that such a guy with a stupid face appears in front of me again and again... No, I really want to kick this idiot away.Could it be that the proprietress is also the same, but after the battle, she found that she couldn't win?That's why he said those ambiguous words?

...I always feel that there is still a big contradiction in logic...

Just when Xiaomao was dizzy from his various analysis, a burst of "pat-pat-pat" footsteps saved him from the messy paste.

The paper door was opened, and there seemed to be no other possibility for anyone who stepped into the door except Little Ye girl.After all, there were only the two of them in this hotel.

Maybe it was because she ran a little too fast, or maybe because she was carrying a big ball of eye-catching pink on her hands, Xiao Ye was panting a bit.Dumbbeast is really dull enough. After being hugged and run around for so long, his expression hasn't changed at all. It's still that stupid.

stupid.

"Did you go out just now?" Although judging from the result, he asked knowingly, but Xiaomao still hoped to get a clear answer from the other party... Although no matter what the result was, it could not change that he was too focused and failed to detect a certain idiot in time dynamic reality.

"Well, I'm going to find the proprietress." Sister Xiaoye has never been a character who can't bend the corners, and she can say whatever she has.

"And then?" Xiaomao asked the answer directly without guessing what the other party was looking for.

"The proprietress said...it...it...has never challenged, so..."

So you never lose?

"What does it mean that it has never been challenged? Has anyone challenged it?" Xiao Mao asked patiently.

"Well, it seems to be before the eruption of the volcano." Xiao Ye carefully recalled what the proprietress said, and explained.

It turns out that this slow-witted beast has been patronizing the bathhouse of the Red Lotus Hotel since a long time ago.Naturally, there were still many guests in this hotel at that time.Among these guests, there are naturally Pokémon trainers.As a result, some of the trainers couldn't help itching their hands, so they had the idea of ​​trying to subdue it.

The result was just like what I said before, because no matter how it was attacked or provoked, this stupid beast would always sit there in a daze, without even a counterattack like staring, so gradually , and no one will challenge it again.

Over time, this slow-witted beast became the mascot of the Red Lotus Hotel, and the rumors that it was never defeated spread like wildfire.Even though there was a slight discrepancy with the facts, since the content of the rumor itself was not considered a lie, for business considerations, the proprietress didn't bother to correct it.

Although due to the volcanic eruption, the Red Lotus Hotel has been closed for several years, but I didn't expect this stupid beast to look stupid, and its memory is not bad, but it also recognizes this building. From the beginning of the trial operation, He just appeared in the old place without saying a word.The proprietress wanted to test whether the undefeated rumor could spread again, so she casually mentioned it and let Xiao Ye be the first to be taken advantage of.

I don't want Xiao Ye, a fool, to hit the wrong side and accidentally subdue this mascot...

The proprietress really didn't know what to say.

Well, for the sake of no one will visit her hot spring in vain from now on, let's go, let her go.

Uh, this conclusion is so simple that it makes people cry...

However, this proprietress is really cheating.If it wasn't for the fact that the one he had subdued was too hard to handle, Xiaomao really wanted to give a thumbs up and say "GOODJOB!" to a certain girl.

That's right, the key question is not whether you have been taken advantage of or not, but... well, in reality, this idiot is basically equivalent to being taken advantage of again, the difference is only that the one who gets the benefits is not the proprietress.

Thinking that from now on there will be another guy who eats, drinks and doesn't work, Mr. Mao can't help but have a headache.How can this guy always pick up some inexplicable cheats?

Recalling the experience of a certain girl's subjugation, I can basically describe it in three words: picking up trash.

Although Shelling Ninja was a successful subjugation case in terms of results, the process... To put it bluntly, he was just something Yusuke didn't want.

Lantern Phantom said it with a high-spirited look, but in actual combat... that kind of irascible character is simply too horrible to look at.

Starfish are totally incidental.

As for Juehuang... Needless to say, everyone knows that he is the most cheating one in this team.

And now, in view of the addition of new partners, the cheating rankings may have to be rescheduled again.

Girl, do you still want to challenge the Quartz Alliance if you go on like this?I think you may not be able to break through in the preliminaries!Mr. Mao once again fell into deep worries about the future.

"Okay, Xiaomao, don't be so sad." As the core of worry, Sister Xiaoye looked calm, "The basic data of the slow beast is quite good."

"Oh, what a good method?" Xiaomao didn't feel so relieved. At the beginning, Juehuang's basic data could be called against the sky, so he should still be cheating.

"Hmm...it's like this." Xiao Ye put down the ball of pink in her hand, and took out the illustration book, "Slutty Beast, level 50, the characteristic is slow..."

Do you not need to check the characteristics?It's obvious at a glance.This kind of one will not respond within 30 seconds after being hit, which is far beyond the reflex arc that ordinary slow beasts should have.

"The skills I have mastered are: illusion, petrification, thought head hammer, water wave."

Skills are useful, but...

"Would you like to try fighting for a while?" Xiaomao suggested.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ye, who had always had great enthusiasm for fighting, had difficulties.

"This one……"

"What's wrong?" A feeling of "it really is" flashed through Xiaomao's heart.

"Well... I think, because the reaction is too slow, so..." Xiaoye scratched her cheek, and after careful consideration for a while, she managed to find a suitable vocabulary, "So, it may be difficult for this child to enter the fighting state."

To put it bluntly, it is stupid enough to let the opponent attack and never fight back.

Xiao Mao actually calmed down, maybe because he resigned to a certain girl's nature of picking up trash.

"So, are you going to raise it?" Mr. Mao simply sat on the recliner and watched the night scene leisurely.

"Hmm..." This time, it was Sister Xiaoye who was struggling.

"I think it might be a good thing for this kid to stay here as a mascot..."

Honestly admit it, you just don't want to pick up junk anymore, don't you just have to?It can also let Mr. Mao regain his confidence in you a little bit.

"But the proprietress said, let it travel with me, maybe it will improve its sluggishness..."

Ma'am, why do you have to speak so high-soundingly, you clearly don't want to let people use the bathhouse anymore, okay?

"Have you made a decision?" Mr. Mao picked up the senbei on the tea table, looked at it, and put it back where it was, probably because he didn't want to be hacked again.

"I..." Xiao Ye blinked, then suddenly squatted down, and said to the dumbfounded pink in front of her, "Do you want to come with me?"

This question is basically a waste of time. This dumb beast will respond, and it will no longer be the treasure of the store.

But since Sister Xiaoye is determined to hand over the choice to the other party, she naturally has a basis for accurately judging the other party's intentions.

She dug in her backpack for a while, took out a food bowl, filled it with Pokmon food, and pushed it in front of the dull beast.

"Eat?"

It is said that eating is a biological instinct, and seeing that the guy has not starved to death so far, according to common sense, at least it is a little normal when eating.

It's a pity that after the delicious food, the pink ball just didn't move.

"Isn't it delicious?" Yemeizi started to take out her backpack again, and within a short while, all kinds of snacks were piled up on the floor.

"I also have ham sausage, cheese biscuits, fruit jelly, chocolate cake..."

The guy miraculously sniffled when the chocolate cake was placed in front of the blob of pink.

"So you like chocolate cake..."

Mr. Mao saw black lines all over his head.

The author has something to say: The girl finally made up a team of rags o(╯□╰)o