[Pokémon] Travel with Xiaomao

An unexpected battle kicked off in such a sudden way.

But maybe it's not easy to use in such a narrow place like the top of the tree. The Dark Crow just made a face that is extremely familiar to some people, then flapped its wings as if nothing had happened, turned around and flew away, as if not worried at all Will its "good rivals" follow suit?

And as a "good opponent", Riolu did not disappoint the expectations of a bad bird. He pulled out his claws and "swiped", as if turning a blind eye to the dense canopy, and shuttled neatly between the big trees .Although it didn't grow a pair of wings, its tracking speed was no worse than that guy flying in the sky.

Therefore, Xiao Mao and Xiao Ye, the only onlookers, had to suffer. It took them a lot of effort to not lose that pair of "good opponents".

Probably because she grew up in the mountains and forests, Xiao Ye's situation may be a little bit better. At least in the challenge of running fast while avoiding the bushes, she still had a little leeway, and even though she was out of breath, she still asked a question casually. , "How did they leave me behind? Am I not a hostage?"

Girl, do you really think of yourself as the heroine in a Tokusho drama who has nothing to do except being kidnapped by the villain full-time?

It's a pity that Mr. Mao was panting too hard, so the complaints only went around in his mind after all, and then died down, disappearing without a trace.

Fortunately, these two ordinary human beings (?) did not lose their goal at last. After getting lost for a while, led by Xiao Ye's super intuition that can only be described as "unscientific", they traveled in the forest for a while. The two troublemakers were found on the broad grass.

"Oh, it's started, it's started." Sister Xiao Ye looked around as soon as she found the target.

Then Xiao Mao, who was following up, wanted to take a breath and asked what was wrong with that guy, only to see that a certain idiot seemed to be sure of something quickly, and then he climbed up a nearby big tree in a flash. After reaching the top of the tree, she still waved to her traveling companion at the end, "Come here, Xiaomao, the viewing angle is the best here."

Uh, after all, this guy doesn't have the slightest intention of calming down or persuading a fight.

Xiao Mao's face darkened immediately.

But since the grievances between the two enemies are deep, it must not be so easy to untie the knot with just a few words.Thinking of this, Mr. Mao Shi Shiran made a gesture of decline, then found a bush that looked relatively safe, and slipped inside—that guy Xiao Ye encountered too many tricks, in order to prevent being implicated for no reason, It is better for him to stay away from the source of the disaster.

These two human beings have each found a place to watch the battle, and are preparing to appreciate how this magical unfolding will go on, but the crucial two sides in the battle seem not to be in a hurry at all, just calm and calm (in Xiaoye's view) ) staring at each other, there was no movement for a long time.

"This is the competition of momentum. Although I don't understand it very well, it is still very powerful." A certain idiot lay on the branch and explained to himself with great interest.

Don't mention the words "I don't understand very well", okay?It will appear that your commentary is very unprofessional.

Mr. Mao rolled his eyes, and then fixed his attention on the two guys who were fighting.

Although a certain idiot's commentary is quite amateurish, Xiaomao still has to admit that this so-called "unclear and aware" momentum competition seems to be a bit tricky.Well, besides making people feel a little sleepy, there should be some pressure or something... Speaking of which, how long are you two guys going to stare at?

Fortunately, neither the Dark Crow nor Riolu had any intention of delaying time—at least not the original intention, so after about 5 minutes of fighting the "bastard spirit", both sides started to act at the same time.

"Ah, both sides have launched the first move in this duel." Xiaoye girl's one-man show-like commentary also fit the timing, and sounded unhurriedly.

Of course, unprofessionalism is inevitable.

"Let me see, um, Riolu is using the flash of lightning. Uh, although the power of the flash of lightning is not very powerful, it is easy to seize the opportunity. Whether it is used as a test or to interrupt the opponent's rhythm, it is Very practical trick. Recommended by Samsung!"

Girl, can you omit those useless interjections of yours, let alone the two sides of the battle, the rhythm of watching the battle will be disrupted by you.Also, what does that Samsung recommendation mean?

This time, Mr. Mao finally didn't hold back completely, but just turned his head to look at the idiot, slandered a few words, and calmed down again.

Since no one stopped her, Ye Meizi's commentary would naturally not stop.

"The Dark Crow's countermeasure is... oh, it's peck! A typical move of the flying type - peck. By the way, the Dark Crow is not only an evil type, but also has a flying type. Even though the attributes of the evil type will be affected Fighting-type moves from the opponent, but the flying-type will do great damage to the fighting-type. Now, Riolu is in danger. Now cancel the ultimate move and choose to dodge instead, don’t you know if it’s too late?”

Do you think that Pokmon that can change at any time, like the group of magical species you carry with you, can be seen everywhere?

Mr. Mao endured again.

"Ah, Riolu didn't dodge as expected. No, it should be said that it chose to accept this move with a positive attitude. A direct blow from the flying system really hurts, but the Dark Crow was also affected. A flash of lightning. Ahh, what's going on, the flash of lightning, which is obviously not very powerful, actually made the Dark Crow stagger several times, and almost didn't fall from the sky. The blow from Riolu who poured all his faith, unexpectedly There will be such a great power... Well, in fact, maybe it’s just that Riolu’s physical attack is relatively high, so please ignore it selectively.”

Is this kind of words really what a qualified commentator should say?Before opening your mouth, please roll the words and sentences in the head that can almost be called decoration.

"Okay, now the attacks from both sides are back to the original point. It is reasonable to say that Riolu's injuries should not be light, but with his tenacious perseverance, oh no, it should be said to be his dedication to justice, it still stands on the big island as if nothing had happened. On the ground. On the other hand, the Dark Crow, although it was a harmless lightning flash, seemed to have disrupted its position. In the previous round, the performances of both sides were evenly matched. What will happen in the next second round? What about exciting developments? Let's wait and see... But before that, please allow me to intervene in this commentary."

"If you have any nonsense, please finish quickly." This time, Mr. Mao couldn't bear it anymore, and said with a stiff face.

"Uh, so you're listening, Xiaomao." Ye Meizi scratched her hair and smiled awkwardly.

"Hurry up, didn't you see that those two guys are waiting for your next message?"

After Mr. Mao's "kindly pointing", when Xiao Ye looked up, she saw that both sides of the battle had stopped their positions, blinking their eyes, curious... It seemed that the only one who was curious was the dark crow, looking straight in Xiao Ye's direction .

"Uh, what I want to say is..." Xiao Ye became nervous, and the voice that was loud just now immediately softened, "That..."

"Speak louder." Even Mr. Mao couldn't hear clearly, let alone the two standing a little far away.

"Well, what I want to say is...uh, there is no Pokémon center around here..." Ye Meizi simply closed her eyes and raised her voice loudly, "You two should fight in moderation, otherwise, if you hurt Where are you going, at least you have to wait until tomorrow for the shuttle bus to Rainbow City."

"Huh...?" Xiao Mao didn't react for a moment.

But, how should I put it, should it be said that it is a true friend of the heart who once fought side by side?The Dark Crow actually understood Sister Xiao Ye's meaning right away, folded its wings as if nothing had happened, and nimbly jumped to the nearest big tree, and then yelled "quack quack".

"It said, this duel will be put on hold for a while." Little Ye girl faithfully translated, "For the sake of your life like a candle in the wind, I will let you live for a while."

What is this?A person who knows current affairs is a hero?Young Master Mao was dumbfounded.

As for Riolu, of course he "barked" not to be outdone.

"Uh, Riolu said, you are obviously afraid of getting hurt, so why are you showing off your prestige, you despicable villain, hurry up and fight with me."

"Quack quack..."

"Wang Wang Wang..."

"quack……"

"Wang Wang..."

"What are they talking about? Why don't you translate it?" Mr. Mao couldn't help being curious when he saw that the translator stopped talking.

"Uh, can you filter out curse words?" Xiao Ye wrinkled her face, looking very embarrassed.

"of course."

"Then...they didn't say anything."

Although this joke is a bit outdated, it explains the situation well at this time.

Xiaomao rubbed the back of his head, feeling that he was obliged to put an end to this stupid reality.

As the last trick thrown, he...he drew out the baby ball.

"Come back, Leo Lu."

Riolu, who was taken back into the baby ball, was obviously not convinced, and was still trying to break free from the comfort of the little ball, and "show off" with its deadly opponent, but Xiao Ye's words quickly made him give up resistance.

"Riolu, as a competent hero, you can't scold people. Because it will be very inferior."

Xiao Mao was surprised to find that the baby ball in his hand did not move.He poked the ball, and asked rather unconvinced, "Why doesn't it make trouble anymore?"

"It's afraid of being called inferior."

"..."

"As a superhero, you don't have to save the world, you don't have to fight the villains, but the only behavior that absolutely must be prohibited is—damaging your image. The most gorgeous medal on a hero's cloak is the wind."

"... By your so-called heroes, do you mean the protagonists in the special drama?" Mr. Mao took a long time to say something.

"How do you know?" Sister Xiaoye was decisively surprised, and then shook her fingers triumphantly, "This is the great summary of my years of studying special dramas."

The summary may be correct, let’s forget about greatness.Xiaomao complained silently.