A brain hole, another brain hole
7 chapters of short essays, more than 3 words.
Hahaha, I have another lush tree.
I hope that in my lifetime, I can irrigate a forest!
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☆、Love of foodies (Part [-])
As soon as Lin and his group got out of the car, they were surrounded by a group of people wearing uniforms and shouting "welcome freshmen".Lin He was dazzled by being entangled, and before he could react, a boy suddenly appeared in front of him, and he suddenly felt dark.The boy was tall, with a fair face and a deep smile in his bright black eyes.
The boy smiled and said, "Hello, junior, welcome to Heda. I'm Gu Nian, a sophomore from the business school. You can call me senior." Still dizzy, as soon as he let go of his hand, he took the luggage.After that, he dragged Lin He to the department to report, and then walked around the Heda campus for a long time to get the quilt and bowl, and finally led him to the dormitory.
Lin He was at a loss for the whole process, and was frightened by his enthusiasm. In the middle, Gu Nian asked him what he would answer in a daze.When Gu Nian sent him back to the dormitory, Gu Nian had already figured out how old he was and what his name was.Lin He didn't expect to meet such a good person when he first entered school, and he kept bending over to express his gratitude to him.Gu Nian saw his delicate face full of sincere gratitude, but his eyes were a little wobbly, and he felt a little guilty. After thinking about it, he tentatively said, "Student, do you want to buy a mobile phone card?" Well, yes, Gu Nian is actually here Selling mobile cards.Lin He was stunned for a moment, feeling that the topic had changed too quickly, and he didn't keep up with it, but he still said honestly: "Senior, I don't have a mobile phone, and I don't need a mobile phone card." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Gu Nian seemed to be insane With a whimper, he pulled his hair and ran away.
In the evening, when the roommates arrived, Lin He realized from the conversation that Gu Nian was going to sell him a mobile phone card.Lin He felt very embarrassed, Gu Nian had been busy up and down for so long, he should have bought a mobile phone card, but he didn't have a mobile phone, so he couldn't use it.He thought to himself, when he has money to buy a mobile phone, he will buy one to repay Gu Nian's enthusiastic help.
Not long after the start of school, Lin He helped to collect and wash dishes in the school cafeteria. He received little money but did not pay for meals. So far, he feels very good.He didn't go home during the seven-day National Day holiday. He distributed leaflets in the mall for 1.7 a day.He was arranged at the elevator entrance, and when people came up, he smiled and said hello, and then handed the leaflets to people.He looks good, [-] meters tall, with a straight body, fair to transparent skin, slender and bright eyes, standing there, very eye-catching.Most of the flyers he sent out would be answered, and if the young Gu Liang would secretly look back at him.
Going in along the elevator, in a certain brand of electrical appliance store, Gu Nian was talking eloquently to Gu Liang, who was not a few years older than him, talking about how the air conditioner in my house works, how it cools down, and how it saves electricity.He was dancing and spitting, and his words were flattering to the girl, and the girl finally went to pay the bill with her ears slightly red and dizzy.Another shopping guide with a round body in the store secretly gave him a thumbs up in admiration. Gu Nian flirted coquettishly at him, and the fat man couldn't help shivering in the hot weather.
When they were free in the afternoon, Gu Nian and Fatty stood at the door of the store, and the mushrooms in the next few stores gathered together and chatted without knowing what to say, and they would wink and wink from time to time.Gu Nian was a little puzzled, usually when he was free, Gu Liang would come over to talk to him intentionally or unintentionally, why now Gu Liang and the others got together and left him in the cold.The fat man looked at him with a look of displeasure, and pointed to the elevator entrance to signal him to look.
Peat, what is Yuanjia Road Narrow, this is Yuanjia Road Narrow!That Lin He who had wasted his whole morning and hadn't bought his SIM card was standing at the foot of the stairs foolishly handing out leaflets.For Lin He not buying his mobile phone card, he took it as a great shame and shame. It felt like he was a red card in a brothel. The ass left, and then I said, sorry, I have no money.Of course, he didn't really sell himself, but the feeling of being rejected made him feel that he had worked hard for most of the night but was ruthlessly told: You are being slept in vain!
After nearly a month, he almost forgot the humiliation.Unexpectedly, Lin and this boy suddenly appeared in front of him again, and even blatantly robbed him of women.In his heart, there was a feeling of sadness that a client suddenly went to the sea and competed with him for the client.Thinking about it this way, he looked at Lin He with some malicious intent.
Lin He finished distributing the leaflets before four o'clock and was about to go back to school. Gu Nian, who had been watching him closely, also hurriedly asked the store manager for leave, saying that his aunt would go back and take good care of her when she came.The store manager didn't even lift his eyelids, and said calmly, feed my aunt more brown sugar water, and the aunt will last longer.Gu Nian's feet softened, he smiled charmingly, and ran after Lin He again.
Lin He was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, when he turned his face away, he saw Gu Nian standing aside with a few people.His eyes lit up suddenly, and he wanted to go up to talk to him, but he didn't know what he thought of, he raised his feet and put them down again, with a dejected look.On the other side, Gu Nian et al.'s face was about to collapse, but they saw Lin He lowering his head in a daze as if he hadn't seen him.When he got in the car, he deliberately sat next to Lin He, and greeted Lin He with a surprised expression.
"Oh, isn't this my junior! What a coincidence" he seemed pleasantly surprised, patted Lin He's shoulders, and said, "Where did you go, junior? There are so many river cities, and you don't know where you live." Don't be abducted!" Although there was a smile on his face, it was not a smile on the surface, and although there was concern in his words, it seemed eccentric.
"Hello, Senior Gu." Lin He called softly, he couldn't hear the sarcasm in Gu Nian's tone, but felt a pain in his shoulder, so he dodged a little.Gu Nian looked at him with a scheming face, and was about to say something badly, when Lin He said apologetically, "Senior, I'm saving money to buy a mobile phone. When I buy a mobile phone, I will definitely buy you phone card." Gu Nian was immediately overwhelmed by this pure and innocent truth, his heart was roaring, shit!Depend on!Depend on!He had all taken off his clothes and was about to fight to the death with the client, but the client was crying and said to him affectionately: "Actually, in fact, the Lun family loves you, and the Lun family fell into exile just to give you the prostitution money quickly." There are thousands of things in the world of mortals, and I only wish to live up to the night of spring."
With tears in his heart, Gu Nian silently condemned himself for how he could treat a client who was wholeheartedly thinking of himself like this!How innocent and selfless he is!Then, after getting out of the car, Gu Nian enthusiastically invited Lin He to a restaurant for dinner.He ordered a lot of meat and spent his day's commission.Lin He hadn't eaten meat for a while, and although he was a little embarrassed, he ate happily.At the beginning, Gu Nian was distressed to give him food, but as he ate, his sanity began to return, and he felt that the direction of things was going in a strange way.In the end, he lay down on the table, clutching his aching heart, his heart was frantic, and the wind and rain were raging.Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!Dead clients not only prostitute for free, but also eat for free!
When they went back after dinner, Lin He realized that they lived on the same floor, and he had never met Gu Nian face to face.In the next few days, Lin Hehui came to Gu Nian and offered to go to the mall with him to work part-time.Gu Nian couldn't refuse his deer-like pure eyes every time, so he would go and return with him, and of course he was eaten several times in vain.
When the National Day holiday was over and both of them had classes, they dispersed separately.After Gu Nian settled the accounts, he realized that Lin He had eaten up all the money he earned during the holidays.He was extremely resentful in his heart, reflecting on himself, letting you talk badly, and making you provoke him. At the same time, he admired Lin He a little bit. He didn't expect his thin body to be full of shocking explosive power, so edible.He more and more agrees with the wise saying that "a man is not his appearance, but a pig cannot be weighed".
Lin He is an honest person, and he also wants to repay people's food for nothing.From the few days of getting along, Lin He knew that Gu Nian usually played games and slept late the night before, and he rarely had time to eat breakfast the next day and went directly to class.Lin He got up very early. He went to the cafeteria to collect the dishes at six o'clock every day. At 7:[-], after he was full, he would take away a few steamed buns or a portion of soy milk, and hang them on the door of Gu Nian's dormitory. .
At first, Gu Nian thought it was some blind girl who knelt down under his long legs, and when she received the breakfast of love, she was so embarrassing in front of her roommates.Later, someone couldn't stand it any longer, so when he was drinking soy milk, he said frantically, hehe, my little girl can't get into the boys' dormitory, and the soft girl doesn't have one. I guess Xiaozhengtai will have one.Gu Nian shook his hands, and the soy milk scattered all over the floor.Then, he said shamelessly, it seems that brother is not far from conquering the world.The roommate was defeated by his shamelessness, so he didn't bother to say that it was sent by the freshman who worked part-time with him before.
Lin He only gave away breakfast for more than a month. He settled the account and stopped this kind of repayment behavior when he felt that the repayment was almost done.And he felt that the food in the cafeteria was boring, so he went to a fast food restaurant with his roommate to work part-time.He trained for a few days and was assigned to the back kitchen to make burgers and fried chicken drumsticks. He smelled the smell of meat every day and felt very good.
Gu Nian has been in a very complicated mood lately. After the breakfast of love disappeared, he was in a bad mood. Later, his roommates couldn't see him acting like a jerk, as if telling him that Lin He gave it to him.After he knew it, it was as if he had been struck by lightning.Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!The client is addicted after eating for free, Nima is going to promise her with her body, and she will spend a lifetime of whoring and eating for nothing!It's so bullying, uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it!
He thought about it for a long time, and felt that this matter was very serious. Although he was a bachelor and his sexual orientation was unknown so far, he still couldn't lead a harmless little white rabbit to the road of dying off his offspring!He is a person with very righteous views, not scum, and can't do this kind of thing.Hey, he was cleaning the toilet sadly, blaming himself for being too cute!
When Gu Nian found Lin He, Lin He was leaving get off work.Because it was not far from the school, Lin He walked back.Gu Nian followed him secretly, thinking about how to plan a seamless encounter.
So, in the dark night at 10:30 in late autumn, Lin He was walking on the forest path where he could not see his fingers. The fallen leaves under his feet made strange noises from time to time. At this moment, a tall black shadow suddenly emerged from the grass in front. Standing there motionless.Lin He was timid, so he tried to calm down and prepared to walk by quietly.Then, when he passed by, he saw that black figure with a huge bloody mouth... Hehe, overthinking!
In fact, it was Gu Nian grinning, showing a smile that he thought was gentle and intoxicating: "What a coincidence, Lin He, we met again." After finishing speaking, he found grass clippings in his mouth, squatted on the ground, spat, and threw his hands Put it in your mouth and take it out.Lin He let out an ah, and thought it was a coincidence.
"You're here?" Gu Nian asked after spitting. "I just came back from my part-time job." Lin He took off the backpack on his shoulders, scrambled to find something, and asked, "Senior, have you eaten?" , his heart can't take it!But thinking it was so late, and Lin He had just returned to school, he must still be hungry. He had the urge to take him to dinner again, so he shook his head.
"Here, let's eat." Lin He handed him a package of things wrapped in paper. He opened it and saw that it was a hamburger with meat, and it was still warm.He went to look for Lin He in the afternoon, only to find out that he had been working part-time outside recently, and he had searched around the big shopping mall for a long time. Now smelling the aroma, he was indeed a little hungry.
Seeing how delicious he was eating, Lin He couldn't help but say, "If the hamburgers in the shop are not sold during the best consumption period, they will be thrown away, and they are not bad. What a pity to throw them away!"
"Well, it's a pity." Gu Nian said while eating.
"So I picked it out of the trash can when there was no one around." Lin He said excitedly, with a little excitement about sharing secrets with his friends.
Gu Nian didn't hear anything else, but when he heard the phrase "picked up in the trash can", he didn't let it go, and choked his mouth.
Oh my god, how I, Gu Nian, spoiled you in my previous life, you, Lin He, are going to feed me the things you picked up in the trash can.He said that he has no love in his life.
"No, it was packed in a bag and put into the trash can. It's not dirty at all, really." Seeing that he vomited it out, Lin He thought it was dirty, so he quickly explained: "Besides, the trash can is washed every day. It's not dirty." After finishing speaking, he fingered his slender fingers and looked at Gu Nian uneasily.
Seeing that his pale face was about to cry, Gu Nian's heart softened again, so he could only resign himself to his fate and continue eating.He was going to educate Lin He, but he ate three hamburgers and went back to the dormitory with his stomach full. He could smell the meat even if he hiccupped.
Later, when Lin He went back at night, he would often meet Gu Nian just right, neither a second earlier nor a second later.Normally, when Gu Nian was planning to say something, Lin He would squat on the ground, pull his backpack, and pull it hard inside, then handed it to Gu Nian to eat, and at the same time said in a heroic tone: " Here, let's eat!" It's as if Gu Nian is a pig raised in the backyard of his family, offering delicious food and drink on weekdays, waiting to be fattened up and slaughtered for the New Year.Most of the time, Lin He gave chicken wings and hamburgers, sometimes there were burritos, and sometimes it was just two slices of white bread and a bag of ketchup, which he asked Gu Nian to eat with the sauce.
Well, yes, these are all picked up by Lin He from the trash can.Gu Nian felt that the store manager would have to save a lot of cleaning fees when he met such a hard-working employee who took emptying the trash cans as his own responsibility.In this way, he also consciously developed the habit of not eating in the afternoon, anyway, he would eat to support himself at night.
He gradually developed the consciousness of being taken care of by prostitutes, and when the time came, he went to ask for food with professional ethics.At the same time, he also felt more and more that the client not only worked hard to clean the trash cans for him every day to find food, but the client himself looked more and more beautiful and delicious.Those slender and cold bright eyes, when they stare at people inadvertently, will exude a pure but seductive meaning, that thin body will reveal a white and slender waist when bent, and those white and well-proportioned thighs. It makes people want to kneel and lick!
Tsk tsk, as he watched, a blush slowly covered his cheeks, his ears were hot, and his eyes were a little confused.Seeing that he stopped eating, Lin He tilted his head and asked why.Gu Nian stared at him like a hungry wolf, and said slowly, "It's hard." Lin He leaned over, held his hand, licked a popcorn, and said doubtfully, "It's not hard." He thought for a while , with a bright and bright smile: "How about I rub it for you." As soon as the words fell, Gu Nian crossed his legs and ran away impatiently.
When the two of them went to dinner one day, Gu Nian drank Lin He's wine and dishes, and the more he drank, the more delicious he felt.Somehow, the two rolled together after drinking, and they were entangled and chaotic all night.When Gu Nian woke up the next day, he saw Lin He sitting beside the bed in a white bathrobe, his face was flushed, his eyes were bright, and he was holding a bowl of clear porridge in his hand, with an extremely satisfied expression: "Here, eat! "
☆, foodie love
That day, the two sat opposite each other and were eating in the cafeteria. From time to time, Lin He stretched his head to look behind Gu Nian, his eyes sparkled.Gu Nian looked back, and there was a temperamental Gu Liang with clear eyebrows sitting behind him.
He sighed faintly, and looked at Lin He sadly, Lin He lowered his head silently.Gu Nian couldn't see his pitiful appearance, took a deep breath, turned around like a strong man with his wrist broken and sat opposite Gu Liang.
Gu Liang looked at him, he looked at Gu Liang.
Gu Liang blinked his big eyes and looked at him innocently, he stuck out his tongue and licked the soup in front of Gu Liang with lightning speed, and licked the corner of his mouth: "Do you still drink?"
Gu Liang looked at his face, felt that his appearance was quite high, calculated in his heart, could bear it, and said calmly: "Drink."
Gu Nian has experienced many times, has rich experience, and is not stage-frightened. I saw his mouth twitching, and then...he spit into the soup, raised his eyebrows and looked at Gu Liang: "Do you still drink?"
Guliang was furious, pointing at the soup: "Get lost"
Then, he took the soup and went back to deal with business.Lin He took a sip with a spoon and pursed his mouth: "It's not good."
Gu Nian snorted, turned around and put the soup back on Guliang's table, and said to Guliang with disgust, "Give it back to you."
Gu Liang said that he had never seen such a shameless person in his life for nearly 20 years. He was so angry that his hands were shaking, and finally sighed: "It's such a long time to see you!"
This is the fourth time this month that this situation has happened in the cafeteria, and every time Gu Nian takes food from other people's mouths and gives it to Lin He with deep contempt and disdain.
For the first time, when Gu Nian was enjoying his food, Lin He stabbed him: "Look, that fat man's food seems to be new from the cafeteria. I don't know if it's good or not?"
Gu Nian got up: "I'll call you."
"Stop beating, if it doesn't taste good, it's a waste of money!" Gu Nian has always felt that he has made a lot of money, Lin He is an expert at living, and he will definitely hold on to money that shouldn't be spent. The money will be earned from elsewhere.
"Go and ask him if he wants to eat, or take it back if he doesn't eat it." Lin He said to him calmly.Gu Nian was shocked, and felt that what he said was very reasonable, but he was speechless.
"Since he is beaten, he will definitely eat it. There is no reason not to eat it after a beating. The money is burned!"
You don't know, when I was working part-time here, many people kept swiping their meal cards even though they couldn't eat so much. It was too wasteful. Do you know how hard it is for the farmer to farm the land? "
Gu Nian thought to himself, I didn't know at first, but I know since I was with you.
"That fat man probably ate it all. Think about it, how disgusting it is to eat other people's saliva!" Gu Nian was dying.
"Drool isn't disgusting. Your saliva tastes sweet to me." Lin He retorted with a pure face, and Gu Nian's face was a little hot.
"Besides, I saw him at the dining window. He has been playing with his mobile phone after finishing cooking, and the dishes haven't moved." Lin He convinced Gu Nian with the facts.
Peat, it turns out that you have stepped on it a long time ago!
Although Gu Nian has never done this kind of hookup, it doesn't mean he can't do it.He is shameless, and no one can stop him.As for the process of committing the crime, please refer to the automatic brain supplement above.
Since getting together with Lin He, Gu Nian felt that his thick skin had reached a new level, and the so-called integrity had long since abandoned him.His mental endurance has also evolved to an indestructible level.The most vivid and three-dimensional performance is: no matter what Lin He does that seems unbelievable to others, he can now accept it with a smile without blinking his eyelids and clap his hands in applause.
Here is a brief description of how Lin He tortured him step by step into the current miserable appearance where he could not survive but could not die.Oh, I was wrong, how to turn him into a warm-hearted and loyal dog boyfriend with five beauties and four fours.
After the two drank like that, Gu Nian went back to the dormitory with his hands on his buttocks and his legs covered.After that, I didn’t go to class for a few days. I hid in a corner by myself, covered my head with a white mosquito net, and silently bit a corner and cried.That little pitiful!Tut tut!Not to mention how festive the roommates were watching, they all clapped their hands and applauded for him to scream again.
Gu Nian was suffering in his heart, his whole body smelled like coptis.Not only was he treated like this and that by others, but he was also treated like this and that by a little white rabbit who was not as tall as him, nor as heavy as he was.All night!He doesn't know his own butt anymore, and the little butt doesn't want to play happily with him anymore!He always thought that the three views that were solid and correct were ridiculed and crushed mercilessly by Lin He.He doesn't want to live anymore, so don't stop him...
woo... woo...
On the other hand, Lin He seemed to have a layer of golden light after such and such Gu Nian, his slender eyes were bright and captivating, and no one else dared to look at him.After he went back, he was hiding under the blanket alone, his fair face was full of intoxicating blush, his smile was very shy, but his expression was very strange, as if Gu Nian was a greasy pig's head, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop when he thought of it Drooling.
Lin He thought that Gu Nian was already a member of his old Lin family, and it was time for him to take on the responsibility of a man and plan the future for the two of them.In their hometown, if they fall in love with someone, they can make a decision (that is, the bride price and hardware) after the consent of both parents, and then set a date to marry.Hardware, Gu Nian is a man so you don't need it, but you have to prepare it, and you can't treat Gu Nian badly!Before the two got engaged, he had already treated Gu Nian like this and that. Gu Nian had already suffered a loss behind his back, so he had to work harder to make up for it in other aspects!As for the bride price, is it 30 or 50?Well, forget it, give Gu Nian as much as he wants!
After recuperating for a few days, Gu Nian felt that the butt could play normally, so he asked Lin He out. He was ready to talk about the serious issue of who will use the butt and who will transfer the stick.
Lin He saw Gu Nian waiting for him on the side of the road from a distance, so he ran over like a girl, and when he was almost in front of Gu Yan, he lowered his head and moved little by little with small steps.Gu Nian licked his lips, tsk tsk, Lin and this little man twisted their waists so happily!
Gu Nian pretended to clear his throat, and was about to say something, but saw Lin He put his backpack on the ground, opened his mouth, and took out a long strip wrapped in paper for Gu Nian.
Gu Nian shook his head reflexively: "I'm not hungry."
"Not for food."
Seeing that Lin He's ears were slowly turning red, Gu Nian felt a little uneasy. Based on his understanding of Lin He, if it wasn't for food, then it would be...
Well, it's actually a pair of shoes, a pair of black cloth shoes, a pair of black cloth shoes with something colorful embroidered on them.
Well, it looks a little broken!
Gu Nian said that he suffered [-] points of damage!Lin He What does this mean?What do you mean?This is clearly telling him: Is Gu Nian a broken shoe that has already been worn?
He felt a great pain in his heart, and stared at Lin He resentfully, thinking that Lin He was the Chen Shimei who killed a thousand swords, and he was the poor Qin Xianglian!
"No, these shoes are new, but they were washed a few times to deodorize them after they were made, so they are a bit worn." Looking at Gu Nian's heartbroken look, Lin He thought that he disliked the old shoes.
"I was thinking of giving you something. After all, even if the two of us settle down in the future, I only have you, and I only want you." Gu Nian couldn't keep up with his head again, and continued to twitch.
"Our two sizes are the same. You can wear these shoes. The soles of the shoes are stitched with soft cloth layer by layer. The mandarin duck pattern is pasted with a paper sample, and then embroidered with colored threads. Yes, before I came to school, my mother stayed up all night to make it." After finishing speaking, Lin Hexuan wanted to cry.
He thought of his mother who didn't touch the spring water with her ten fingers, but she insisted on learning from the loving mother on TV who made shoes for her son on a long journey.When it was done, there were needle holes on his mother's fingers, and blood stains on the upper of the shoe.Now, when he saw these shoes, he wanted to cry, so he was reluctant to wear them, but it would be best to give them to Gu Nian, so that he would have his fucking heart.
After listening to this, Gu Nian automatically imagined the following scene: a rough-faced rural woman came back from work in the evening, hurriedly prepared a meal for the whole family, and then sewed it by herself in the dim light under the light of a kerosene lamp. This pair of cloth shoes embroidered with mandarin ducks, the woman suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood, and then continued with a loving smile on the bloody cloth...
Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!Thinking of this, Gu Nian shuddered, and he immediately felt that he was inferior to a beast, scum to the extreme!Lin He has treated you with all his heart and soul, and even gave you cloth shoes made by his mother's blood. Doesn't this kind of deep affection make you put aside all disputes and treat him wholeheartedly?Everyone has sacrificed for this, but you, Gu Nian, are still stingy, do you care about others?Such a scumbag deserves to be treated like this!
Afterwards, whenever the two of them went out on a date, Gu Nian would take off his well-shaped and high-quality sneakers and put on those black cloth shoes embroidered with colorful mandarin ducks.
He was walking on the road, and someone beside him looked at him: Tsk tsk tsk, this guy looks so beautiful!Plaid shirt with a gray sweater on the upper body and washed bearded jeans on the trousers, artistic and handsome!Really good!The shoes are... I cleaned them, but they turned out to be a pair of dirty black cloth shoes.A strong rustic and simple atmosphere came over his face, Gu Liang thought he was blind and rubbed his eyes vigorously.OK, fine!It is the pair of black cloth shoes worn by the peasant uncles who face the loess and back to the sky in China.Nima, what the hell is that duck?new style?
Gu Nian found that ever since he went out with these shoes, he kept turning his head [-]% of the time wherever he went.He looked at the youthful young man smiling in the mirror, and covered his face shyly.oops!I'm really sorry!Gu Nian, why do you think you are getting more and more handsome!
Lin He watched Gu Nian wear them diligently, thinking that he liked these shoes very much, and thought to himself: From now on, I will ask my mother to make two pairs every year, one pair for spring and summer, and one pair for autumn and winter.
On New Year's Day, Gu Nian bought a cake to surprise Lin He.It was Lin He's birthday in August, so he wanted to make up for Lin He's birthday.
On that day, Lin He was wearing a blue woolen jacket with a layer of thick white fluff sewn on the collar.He wrapped his collar around his face to hide his small face in the white fleece. His trousers were black tights, and the trouser legs were tied into long Martin boots.He was already pretty and straight, but dressed up like this, his figure was even more exquisite, his small face was crystal clear and pitiful, not to mention how handsome he was.
Gu Nian was in the small room surrounded by a cash drawer, and the two of them sat there without talking, each having their own thoughts, only the person on the screen was singing an affectionate little love song.
Gu Nian was thinking silently, how to abduct Lin He to the upstairs room naturally.He had already given up his mind and was not going to treat Lin He like this or that anymore, but he couldn't bear that Lin He didn't treat him like this or that again for two months.He felt that this was not conducive to the maintenance of this relationship, or did Lin He feel that the experience after treating him like this last time was unpleasant?Whatever the reason, he had to let Lin He do this to him again.
Lin He felt uncomfortable, his leggings were too tight, and he wondered if he was wearing them too ostentatiously.He called his mother and said he was going on a date, and his mother said to let him wear some bright dog eyes that would blind Gu Nian.
Gu Nian placed the cake on the transparent bar counter, it was a twelve-inch cake with chocolate coating.Lin He swallowed, looking at Gu Nian with pitiful eyes.
"Let's eat!" Gu Nian waved his hand and said in a huffy voice.
Then Lin He started happily, and Gu Nian leaned comfortably on the sofa, crossed his legs, and watched Lin He sip.He has a great sense of accomplishment.
then…
Eight o'clock passed, and Lin He was eating. 08:30 passed, and Lin He was eating.After nine o'clock, Lin He was eating. 09:30 passed, and Lin He was still eating.
At the beginning, Gu Nian waited patiently for him to finish eating, and by the way, lusted in his heart.Seeing Lin He eating endlessly now, when will he be able to do this?He was momentarily burned out of his mind, so he picked up the cake and slapped it on Lin He's face!
With a bang, Lin He was directly slapped from the high chair to the ground by him.Lin He lay on the ground on all fours in a daze for a second, seeing the cake in the ceiling mirror spilling over his face, and his nose was bleeding.As soon as his heart ached, he burst into tears!
Gu Nian was so stupid that he hurried up to hug him in distress.
"You pay me for the cake! You pay me for the cake! You pay for it!" Lin He held him tightly, crying heartbreakingly, and took the time to pull the cake with nosebleeds on his face and stuff it into his mouth.
Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!Gu Nian, you are such a fool, your brain has been eaten by a dog!What did Lin He do in his previous life? You are such a prodigal!You don't fucking know that what Lin He cares most about is eating besides eating!
Gu Nian was out of breath seeing Lin He crying, as if nothing could make him sadder than seeing that he couldn't eat.His eyes were sore and he wanted to cry because of grievances. He had worked so hard to plan for so long. He originally wanted to have such a beautiful night with Lin He, but now it was reduced to two people holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes.
He recognized the reality painfully: You are a real good young man with a handsome face and a raised buttocks, posing here all night, Ren Linhe just buried his head in eating cakes without even looking at you!
Later, Gu Nian finally got his wish.When he went back the next day, his face was very pale, the collar of his clothes was turned up high, his voice was hoarse and he couldn't speak, he was as haggard as Aunt Huagu Lianglai!
Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!Lin and you are shameless!Is it my fault that the cake is not finished?is it my faultHow dare you eat me like a cake all night!Peaty!My neck is bleeding!Are you a fucking dog?
☆, steamed buns
([-]) Office
Colleague: It's noon, let's go and have dinner.
I was listless: the food in the cafeteria was too unpalatable, and there was no meat, so I didn't eat it.
Colleague: Take a look at how thin you are. Your waist is as thin as a willow branch. Even if you have a handsome face, your body is so weak that you will fall if you push it. If you are like this, no sister-in-law will like you.
I don't care: I don't care if my aunt likes it. Okay, you can eat it. I will eat it when I get home from get off work. Hey, let me tell you that the food I cook at home is delicious, especially tomato eggs and oily eggplant. eat.
Colleague: No matter how delicious it is, you can eat as much as cat food at most.By the way, I heard that there is a new chef in the cafeteria today. It seems that he was the chef of xx hotel before.
My spirit was shaken: ah, my stomach is suddenly very hungry, go, go, go to eat quickly, it will be gone if it is late.
colleague:…….
([-]) Canteen
Handsome Chef: "What do you want?"
I took a sneak peek, it was delicious, and I was secretly delighted: "Tomato eggs, braised eggplant in oil."
The handsome chef raised his head, looked at me, his handsome brows were full of smiles, and suggested in a magnetic voice, "Would you like some braised potatoes?"
My heart was pounding, and my eyes fell on the potatoes on the side. Oh, there is meat in the potatoes today. I really want to eat them, but if I eat too much, will I grow meat? Will I be disgusted if I grow meat? So tangled.
The handsome chef sighed softly, stopped looking at me, waved his hand, and gave me braised potatoes.
I:……
Aww, I can't help but want to pounce on it, the boss is so domineering and the president likes it so much.
Handsome Chef: "Would you like rice or steamed buns?"
I thought for a while: "A steamed bun."
The handsome chef glanced over, his eyes a little cold.
I felt uneasy, could it be that it was missing, and tentatively said: "Uh, how about two steamed buns."
The hand of the handsome chef holding the spoon was clenched into a ball, his eyes darkened, and I wanted to cry without tears: "Ah, no, no, three, come three, I'm a good eater, I can eat it."
The handsome chef's eyes softened, and he said slowly: "I don't sell three, only four."
It's so deceiving, I, I dare to be angry, but I dare not speak.
I tried to communicate rationally with the handsome chef: "Look, three dishes with three steamed buns are just finished, and I really can't finish eating four, and I didn't bring so much money, or next time, next time Definitely eat four steamed buns, dear, you have to trust me."
The handsome chef raised his eyebrows and snorted coldly, noncommittal.
I was overjoyed, took out all the money in my pocket, bent down and was about to slip away, only to hear a light voice from behind: "Stop."
My body swayed slightly, and a kind of helplessness and resentment for being forced to go to the Liangshan Mountain was born in my heart for no reason. I simply smashed the pot and smashed it. Asshole, who is afraid of who?
The handsome chef smiled, and the stream of light in his dark eyes, which were as silent as a deep pool, turned slightly at this moment, which looked unusually warm. Then he took a steamed bun and put it on my other three steamed buns in a smart way, and said softly: "Eat, eat more."
I looked at the four steamed buns in front of me. They were as high as a hill, and they were heavy in my hands. I had the urge to smash them all on his face, but I was just thinking about them. God knows, I wouldn’t dare .
Then I came down with three vegetables and four steamed buns. Along the way, everyone cast strangely burning eyes on me, and there was deep envy and jealousy in those eyes.
I clearly know that they are not only envious that I have such a delicate and slim figure after eating three dishes and four steamed buns, but also deeply jealous that the handsome chef gave me a steamed bun on his own initiative. Unfortunately, the handsome chef hasn't asked me for money yet.
Woohoo, who knows, I don't want it at all!
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☆、Love of foodies (Part [-])
As soon as Lin and his group got out of the car, they were surrounded by a group of people wearing uniforms and shouting "welcome freshmen".Lin He was dazzled by being entangled, and before he could react, a boy suddenly appeared in front of him, and he suddenly felt dark.The boy was tall, with a fair face and a deep smile in his bright black eyes.
The boy smiled and said, "Hello, junior, welcome to Heda. I'm Gu Nian, a sophomore from the business school. You can call me senior." Still dizzy, as soon as he let go of his hand, he took the luggage.After that, he dragged Lin He to the department to report, and then walked around the Heda campus for a long time to get the quilt and bowl, and finally led him to the dormitory.
Lin He was at a loss for the whole process, and was frightened by his enthusiasm. In the middle, Gu Nian asked him what he would answer in a daze.When Gu Nian sent him back to the dormitory, Gu Nian had already figured out how old he was and what his name was.Lin He didn't expect to meet such a good person when he first entered school, and he kept bending over to express his gratitude to him.Gu Nian saw his delicate face full of sincere gratitude, but his eyes were a little wobbly, and he felt a little guilty. After thinking about it, he tentatively said, "Student, do you want to buy a mobile phone card?" Well, yes, Gu Nian is actually here Selling mobile cards.Lin He was stunned for a moment, feeling that the topic had changed too quickly, and he didn't keep up with it, but he still said honestly: "Senior, I don't have a mobile phone, and I don't need a mobile phone card." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Gu Nian seemed to be insane With a whimper, he pulled his hair and ran away.
In the evening, when the roommates arrived, Lin He realized from the conversation that Gu Nian was going to sell him a mobile phone card.Lin He felt very embarrassed, Gu Nian had been busy up and down for so long, he should have bought a mobile phone card, but he didn't have a mobile phone, so he couldn't use it.He thought to himself, when he has money to buy a mobile phone, he will buy one to repay Gu Nian's enthusiastic help.
Not long after the start of school, Lin He helped to collect and wash dishes in the school cafeteria. He received little money but did not pay for meals. So far, he feels very good.He didn't go home during the seven-day National Day holiday. He distributed leaflets in the mall for 1.7 a day.He was arranged at the elevator entrance, and when people came up, he smiled and said hello, and then handed the leaflets to people.He looks good, [-] meters tall, with a straight body, fair to transparent skin, slender and bright eyes, standing there, very eye-catching.Most of the flyers he sent out would be answered, and if the young Gu Liang would secretly look back at him.
Going in along the elevator, in a certain brand of electrical appliance store, Gu Nian was talking eloquently to Gu Liang, who was not a few years older than him, talking about how the air conditioner in my house works, how it cools down, and how it saves electricity.He was dancing and spitting, and his words were flattering to the girl, and the girl finally went to pay the bill with her ears slightly red and dizzy.Another shopping guide with a round body in the store secretly gave him a thumbs up in admiration. Gu Nian flirted coquettishly at him, and the fat man couldn't help shivering in the hot weather.
When they were free in the afternoon, Gu Nian and Fatty stood at the door of the store, and the mushrooms in the next few stores gathered together and chatted without knowing what to say, and they would wink and wink from time to time.Gu Nian was a little puzzled, usually when he was free, Gu Liang would come over to talk to him intentionally or unintentionally, why now Gu Liang and the others got together and left him in the cold.The fat man looked at him with a look of displeasure, and pointed to the elevator entrance to signal him to look.
Peat, what is Yuanjia Road Narrow, this is Yuanjia Road Narrow!That Lin He who had wasted his whole morning and hadn't bought his SIM card was standing at the foot of the stairs foolishly handing out leaflets.For Lin He not buying his mobile phone card, he took it as a great shame and shame. It felt like he was a red card in a brothel. The ass left, and then I said, sorry, I have no money.Of course, he didn't really sell himself, but the feeling of being rejected made him feel that he had worked hard for most of the night but was ruthlessly told: You are being slept in vain!
After nearly a month, he almost forgot the humiliation.Unexpectedly, Lin and this boy suddenly appeared in front of him again, and even blatantly robbed him of women.In his heart, there was a feeling of sadness that a client suddenly went to the sea and competed with him for the client.Thinking about it this way, he looked at Lin He with some malicious intent.
Lin He finished distributing the leaflets before four o'clock and was about to go back to school. Gu Nian, who had been watching him closely, also hurriedly asked the store manager for leave, saying that his aunt would go back and take good care of her when she came.The store manager didn't even lift his eyelids, and said calmly, feed my aunt more brown sugar water, and the aunt will last longer.Gu Nian's feet softened, he smiled charmingly, and ran after Lin He again.
Lin He was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, when he turned his face away, he saw Gu Nian standing aside with a few people.His eyes lit up suddenly, and he wanted to go up to talk to him, but he didn't know what he thought of, he raised his feet and put them down again, with a dejected look.On the other side, Gu Nian et al.'s face was about to collapse, but they saw Lin He lowering his head in a daze as if he hadn't seen him.When he got in the car, he deliberately sat next to Lin He, and greeted Lin He with a surprised expression.
"Oh, isn't this my junior! What a coincidence" he seemed pleasantly surprised, patted Lin He's shoulders, and said, "Where did you go, junior? There are so many river cities, and you don't know where you live." Don't be abducted!" Although there was a smile on his face, it was not a smile on the surface, and although there was concern in his words, it seemed eccentric.
"Hello, Senior Gu." Lin He called softly, he couldn't hear the sarcasm in Gu Nian's tone, but felt a pain in his shoulder, so he dodged a little.Gu Nian looked at him with a scheming face, and was about to say something badly, when Lin He said apologetically, "Senior, I'm saving money to buy a mobile phone. When I buy a mobile phone, I will definitely buy you phone card." Gu Nian was immediately overwhelmed by this pure and innocent truth, his heart was roaring, shit!Depend on!Depend on!He had all taken off his clothes and was about to fight to the death with the client, but the client was crying and said to him affectionately: "Actually, in fact, the Lun family loves you, and the Lun family fell into exile just to give you the prostitution money quickly." There are thousands of things in the world of mortals, and I only wish to live up to the night of spring."
With tears in his heart, Gu Nian silently condemned himself for how he could treat a client who was wholeheartedly thinking of himself like this!How innocent and selfless he is!Then, after getting out of the car, Gu Nian enthusiastically invited Lin He to a restaurant for dinner.He ordered a lot of meat and spent his day's commission.Lin He hadn't eaten meat for a while, and although he was a little embarrassed, he ate happily.At the beginning, Gu Nian was distressed to give him food, but as he ate, his sanity began to return, and he felt that the direction of things was going in a strange way.In the end, he lay down on the table, clutching his aching heart, his heart was frantic, and the wind and rain were raging.Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!Dead clients not only prostitute for free, but also eat for free!
When they went back after dinner, Lin He realized that they lived on the same floor, and he had never met Gu Nian face to face.In the next few days, Lin Hehui came to Gu Nian and offered to go to the mall with him to work part-time.Gu Nian couldn't refuse his deer-like pure eyes every time, so he would go and return with him, and of course he was eaten several times in vain.
When the National Day holiday was over and both of them had classes, they dispersed separately.After Gu Nian settled the accounts, he realized that Lin He had eaten up all the money he earned during the holidays.He was extremely resentful in his heart, reflecting on himself, letting you talk badly, and making you provoke him. At the same time, he admired Lin He a little bit. He didn't expect his thin body to be full of shocking explosive power, so edible.He more and more agrees with the wise saying that "a man is not his appearance, but a pig cannot be weighed".
Lin He is an honest person, and he also wants to repay people's food for nothing.From the few days of getting along, Lin He knew that Gu Nian usually played games and slept late the night before, and he rarely had time to eat breakfast the next day and went directly to class.Lin He got up very early. He went to the cafeteria to collect the dishes at six o'clock every day. At 7:[-], after he was full, he would take away a few steamed buns or a portion of soy milk, and hang them on the door of Gu Nian's dormitory. .
At first, Gu Nian thought it was some blind girl who knelt down under his long legs, and when she received the breakfast of love, she was so embarrassing in front of her roommates.Later, someone couldn't stand it any longer, so when he was drinking soy milk, he said frantically, hehe, my little girl can't get into the boys' dormitory, and the soft girl doesn't have one. I guess Xiaozhengtai will have one.Gu Nian shook his hands, and the soy milk scattered all over the floor.Then, he said shamelessly, it seems that brother is not far from conquering the world.The roommate was defeated by his shamelessness, so he didn't bother to say that it was sent by the freshman who worked part-time with him before.
Lin He only gave away breakfast for more than a month. He settled the account and stopped this kind of repayment behavior when he felt that the repayment was almost done.And he felt that the food in the cafeteria was boring, so he went to a fast food restaurant with his roommate to work part-time.He trained for a few days and was assigned to the back kitchen to make burgers and fried chicken drumsticks. He smelled the smell of meat every day and felt very good.
Gu Nian has been in a very complicated mood lately. After the breakfast of love disappeared, he was in a bad mood. Later, his roommates couldn't see him acting like a jerk, as if telling him that Lin He gave it to him.After he knew it, it was as if he had been struck by lightning.Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!The client is addicted after eating for free, Nima is going to promise her with her body, and she will spend a lifetime of whoring and eating for nothing!It's so bullying, uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it!
He thought about it for a long time, and felt that this matter was very serious. Although he was a bachelor and his sexual orientation was unknown so far, he still couldn't lead a harmless little white rabbit to the road of dying off his offspring!He is a person with very righteous views, not scum, and can't do this kind of thing.Hey, he was cleaning the toilet sadly, blaming himself for being too cute!
When Gu Nian found Lin He, Lin He was leaving get off work.Because it was not far from the school, Lin He walked back.Gu Nian followed him secretly, thinking about how to plan a seamless encounter.
So, in the dark night at 10:30 in late autumn, Lin He was walking on the forest path where he could not see his fingers. The fallen leaves under his feet made strange noises from time to time. At this moment, a tall black shadow suddenly emerged from the grass in front. Standing there motionless.Lin He was timid, so he tried to calm down and prepared to walk by quietly.Then, when he passed by, he saw that black figure with a huge bloody mouth... Hehe, overthinking!
In fact, it was Gu Nian grinning, showing a smile that he thought was gentle and intoxicating: "What a coincidence, Lin He, we met again." After finishing speaking, he found grass clippings in his mouth, squatted on the ground, spat, and threw his hands Put it in your mouth and take it out.Lin He let out an ah, and thought it was a coincidence.
"You're here?" Gu Nian asked after spitting. "I just came back from my part-time job." Lin He took off the backpack on his shoulders, scrambled to find something, and asked, "Senior, have you eaten?" , his heart can't take it!But thinking it was so late, and Lin He had just returned to school, he must still be hungry. He had the urge to take him to dinner again, so he shook his head.
"Here, let's eat." Lin He handed him a package of things wrapped in paper. He opened it and saw that it was a hamburger with meat, and it was still warm.He went to look for Lin He in the afternoon, only to find out that he had been working part-time outside recently, and he had searched around the big shopping mall for a long time. Now smelling the aroma, he was indeed a little hungry.
Seeing how delicious he was eating, Lin He couldn't help but say, "If the hamburgers in the shop are not sold during the best consumption period, they will be thrown away, and they are not bad. What a pity to throw them away!"
"Well, it's a pity." Gu Nian said while eating.
"So I picked it out of the trash can when there was no one around." Lin He said excitedly, with a little excitement about sharing secrets with his friends.
Gu Nian didn't hear anything else, but when he heard the phrase "picked up in the trash can", he didn't let it go, and choked his mouth.
Oh my god, how I, Gu Nian, spoiled you in my previous life, you, Lin He, are going to feed me the things you picked up in the trash can.He said that he has no love in his life.
"No, it was packed in a bag and put into the trash can. It's not dirty at all, really." Seeing that he vomited it out, Lin He thought it was dirty, so he quickly explained: "Besides, the trash can is washed every day. It's not dirty." After finishing speaking, he fingered his slender fingers and looked at Gu Nian uneasily.
Seeing that his pale face was about to cry, Gu Nian's heart softened again, so he could only resign himself to his fate and continue eating.He was going to educate Lin He, but he ate three hamburgers and went back to the dormitory with his stomach full. He could smell the meat even if he hiccupped.
Later, when Lin He went back at night, he would often meet Gu Nian just right, neither a second earlier nor a second later.Normally, when Gu Nian was planning to say something, Lin He would squat on the ground, pull his backpack, and pull it hard inside, then handed it to Gu Nian to eat, and at the same time said in a heroic tone: " Here, let's eat!" It's as if Gu Nian is a pig raised in the backyard of his family, offering delicious food and drink on weekdays, waiting to be fattened up and slaughtered for the New Year.Most of the time, Lin He gave chicken wings and hamburgers, sometimes there were burritos, and sometimes it was just two slices of white bread and a bag of ketchup, which he asked Gu Nian to eat with the sauce.
Well, yes, these are all picked up by Lin He from the trash can.Gu Nian felt that the store manager would have to save a lot of cleaning fees when he met such a hard-working employee who took emptying the trash cans as his own responsibility.In this way, he also consciously developed the habit of not eating in the afternoon, anyway, he would eat to support himself at night.
He gradually developed the consciousness of being taken care of by prostitutes, and when the time came, he went to ask for food with professional ethics.At the same time, he also felt more and more that the client not only worked hard to clean the trash cans for him every day to find food, but the client himself looked more and more beautiful and delicious.Those slender and cold bright eyes, when they stare at people inadvertently, will exude a pure but seductive meaning, that thin body will reveal a white and slender waist when bent, and those white and well-proportioned thighs. It makes people want to kneel and lick!
Tsk tsk, as he watched, a blush slowly covered his cheeks, his ears were hot, and his eyes were a little confused.Seeing that he stopped eating, Lin He tilted his head and asked why.Gu Nian stared at him like a hungry wolf, and said slowly, "It's hard." Lin He leaned over, held his hand, licked a popcorn, and said doubtfully, "It's not hard." He thought for a while , with a bright and bright smile: "How about I rub it for you." As soon as the words fell, Gu Nian crossed his legs and ran away impatiently.
When the two of them went to dinner one day, Gu Nian drank Lin He's wine and dishes, and the more he drank, the more delicious he felt.Somehow, the two rolled together after drinking, and they were entangled and chaotic all night.When Gu Nian woke up the next day, he saw Lin He sitting beside the bed in a white bathrobe, his face was flushed, his eyes were bright, and he was holding a bowl of clear porridge in his hand, with an extremely satisfied expression: "Here, eat! "
☆, foodie love
That day, the two sat opposite each other and were eating in the cafeteria. From time to time, Lin He stretched his head to look behind Gu Nian, his eyes sparkled.Gu Nian looked back, and there was a temperamental Gu Liang with clear eyebrows sitting behind him.
He sighed faintly, and looked at Lin He sadly, Lin He lowered his head silently.Gu Nian couldn't see his pitiful appearance, took a deep breath, turned around like a strong man with his wrist broken and sat opposite Gu Liang.
Gu Liang looked at him, he looked at Gu Liang.
Gu Liang blinked his big eyes and looked at him innocently, he stuck out his tongue and licked the soup in front of Gu Liang with lightning speed, and licked the corner of his mouth: "Do you still drink?"
Gu Liang looked at his face, felt that his appearance was quite high, calculated in his heart, could bear it, and said calmly: "Drink."
Gu Nian has experienced many times, has rich experience, and is not stage-frightened. I saw his mouth twitching, and then...he spit into the soup, raised his eyebrows and looked at Gu Liang: "Do you still drink?"
Guliang was furious, pointing at the soup: "Get lost"
Then, he took the soup and went back to deal with business.Lin He took a sip with a spoon and pursed his mouth: "It's not good."
Gu Nian snorted, turned around and put the soup back on Guliang's table, and said to Guliang with disgust, "Give it back to you."
Gu Liang said that he had never seen such a shameless person in his life for nearly 20 years. He was so angry that his hands were shaking, and finally sighed: "It's such a long time to see you!"
This is the fourth time this month that this situation has happened in the cafeteria, and every time Gu Nian takes food from other people's mouths and gives it to Lin He with deep contempt and disdain.
For the first time, when Gu Nian was enjoying his food, Lin He stabbed him: "Look, that fat man's food seems to be new from the cafeteria. I don't know if it's good or not?"
Gu Nian got up: "I'll call you."
"Stop beating, if it doesn't taste good, it's a waste of money!" Gu Nian has always felt that he has made a lot of money, Lin He is an expert at living, and he will definitely hold on to money that shouldn't be spent. The money will be earned from elsewhere.
"Go and ask him if he wants to eat, or take it back if he doesn't eat it." Lin He said to him calmly.Gu Nian was shocked, and felt that what he said was very reasonable, but he was speechless.
"Since he is beaten, he will definitely eat it. There is no reason not to eat it after a beating. The money is burned!"
You don't know, when I was working part-time here, many people kept swiping their meal cards even though they couldn't eat so much. It was too wasteful. Do you know how hard it is for the farmer to farm the land? "
Gu Nian thought to himself, I didn't know at first, but I know since I was with you.
"That fat man probably ate it all. Think about it, how disgusting it is to eat other people's saliva!" Gu Nian was dying.
"Drool isn't disgusting. Your saliva tastes sweet to me." Lin He retorted with a pure face, and Gu Nian's face was a little hot.
"Besides, I saw him at the dining window. He has been playing with his mobile phone after finishing cooking, and the dishes haven't moved." Lin He convinced Gu Nian with the facts.
Peat, it turns out that you have stepped on it a long time ago!
Although Gu Nian has never done this kind of hookup, it doesn't mean he can't do it.He is shameless, and no one can stop him.As for the process of committing the crime, please refer to the automatic brain supplement above.
Since getting together with Lin He, Gu Nian felt that his thick skin had reached a new level, and the so-called integrity had long since abandoned him.His mental endurance has also evolved to an indestructible level.The most vivid and three-dimensional performance is: no matter what Lin He does that seems unbelievable to others, he can now accept it with a smile without blinking his eyelids and clap his hands in applause.
Here is a brief description of how Lin He tortured him step by step into the current miserable appearance where he could not survive but could not die.Oh, I was wrong, how to turn him into a warm-hearted and loyal dog boyfriend with five beauties and four fours.
After the two drank like that, Gu Nian went back to the dormitory with his hands on his buttocks and his legs covered.After that, I didn’t go to class for a few days. I hid in a corner by myself, covered my head with a white mosquito net, and silently bit a corner and cried.That little pitiful!Tut tut!Not to mention how festive the roommates were watching, they all clapped their hands and applauded for him to scream again.
Gu Nian was suffering in his heart, his whole body smelled like coptis.Not only was he treated like this and that by others, but he was also treated like this and that by a little white rabbit who was not as tall as him, nor as heavy as he was.All night!He doesn't know his own butt anymore, and the little butt doesn't want to play happily with him anymore!He always thought that the three views that were solid and correct were ridiculed and crushed mercilessly by Lin He.He doesn't want to live anymore, so don't stop him...
woo... woo...
On the other hand, Lin He seemed to have a layer of golden light after such and such Gu Nian, his slender eyes were bright and captivating, and no one else dared to look at him.After he went back, he was hiding under the blanket alone, his fair face was full of intoxicating blush, his smile was very shy, but his expression was very strange, as if Gu Nian was a greasy pig's head, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop when he thought of it Drooling.
Lin He thought that Gu Nian was already a member of his old Lin family, and it was time for him to take on the responsibility of a man and plan the future for the two of them.In their hometown, if they fall in love with someone, they can make a decision (that is, the bride price and hardware) after the consent of both parents, and then set a date to marry.Hardware, Gu Nian is a man so you don't need it, but you have to prepare it, and you can't treat Gu Nian badly!Before the two got engaged, he had already treated Gu Nian like this and that. Gu Nian had already suffered a loss behind his back, so he had to work harder to make up for it in other aspects!As for the bride price, is it 30 or 50?Well, forget it, give Gu Nian as much as he wants!
After recuperating for a few days, Gu Nian felt that the butt could play normally, so he asked Lin He out. He was ready to talk about the serious issue of who will use the butt and who will transfer the stick.
Lin He saw Gu Nian waiting for him on the side of the road from a distance, so he ran over like a girl, and when he was almost in front of Gu Yan, he lowered his head and moved little by little with small steps.Gu Nian licked his lips, tsk tsk, Lin and this little man twisted their waists so happily!
Gu Nian pretended to clear his throat, and was about to say something, but saw Lin He put his backpack on the ground, opened his mouth, and took out a long strip wrapped in paper for Gu Nian.
Gu Nian shook his head reflexively: "I'm not hungry."
"Not for food."
Seeing that Lin He's ears were slowly turning red, Gu Nian felt a little uneasy. Based on his understanding of Lin He, if it wasn't for food, then it would be...
Well, it's actually a pair of shoes, a pair of black cloth shoes, a pair of black cloth shoes with something colorful embroidered on them.
Well, it looks a little broken!
Gu Nian said that he suffered [-] points of damage!Lin He What does this mean?What do you mean?This is clearly telling him: Is Gu Nian a broken shoe that has already been worn?
He felt a great pain in his heart, and stared at Lin He resentfully, thinking that Lin He was the Chen Shimei who killed a thousand swords, and he was the poor Qin Xianglian!
"No, these shoes are new, but they were washed a few times to deodorize them after they were made, so they are a bit worn." Looking at Gu Nian's heartbroken look, Lin He thought that he disliked the old shoes.
"I was thinking of giving you something. After all, even if the two of us settle down in the future, I only have you, and I only want you." Gu Nian couldn't keep up with his head again, and continued to twitch.
"Our two sizes are the same. You can wear these shoes. The soles of the shoes are stitched with soft cloth layer by layer. The mandarin duck pattern is pasted with a paper sample, and then embroidered with colored threads. Yes, before I came to school, my mother stayed up all night to make it." After finishing speaking, Lin Hexuan wanted to cry.
He thought of his mother who didn't touch the spring water with her ten fingers, but she insisted on learning from the loving mother on TV who made shoes for her son on a long journey.When it was done, there were needle holes on his mother's fingers, and blood stains on the upper of the shoe.Now, when he saw these shoes, he wanted to cry, so he was reluctant to wear them, but it would be best to give them to Gu Nian, so that he would have his fucking heart.
After listening to this, Gu Nian automatically imagined the following scene: a rough-faced rural woman came back from work in the evening, hurriedly prepared a meal for the whole family, and then sewed it by herself in the dim light under the light of a kerosene lamp. This pair of cloth shoes embroidered with mandarin ducks, the woman suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood, and then continued with a loving smile on the bloody cloth...
Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!Thinking of this, Gu Nian shuddered, and he immediately felt that he was inferior to a beast, scum to the extreme!Lin He has treated you with all his heart and soul, and even gave you cloth shoes made by his mother's blood. Doesn't this kind of deep affection make you put aside all disputes and treat him wholeheartedly?Everyone has sacrificed for this, but you, Gu Nian, are still stingy, do you care about others?Such a scumbag deserves to be treated like this!
Afterwards, whenever the two of them went out on a date, Gu Nian would take off his well-shaped and high-quality sneakers and put on those black cloth shoes embroidered with colorful mandarin ducks.
He was walking on the road, and someone beside him looked at him: Tsk tsk tsk, this guy looks so beautiful!Plaid shirt with a gray sweater on the upper body and washed bearded jeans on the trousers, artistic and handsome!Really good!The shoes are... I cleaned them, but they turned out to be a pair of dirty black cloth shoes.A strong rustic and simple atmosphere came over his face, Gu Liang thought he was blind and rubbed his eyes vigorously.OK, fine!It is the pair of black cloth shoes worn by the peasant uncles who face the loess and back to the sky in China.Nima, what the hell is that duck?new style?
Gu Nian found that ever since he went out with these shoes, he kept turning his head [-]% of the time wherever he went.He looked at the youthful young man smiling in the mirror, and covered his face shyly.oops!I'm really sorry!Gu Nian, why do you think you are getting more and more handsome!
Lin He watched Gu Nian wear them diligently, thinking that he liked these shoes very much, and thought to himself: From now on, I will ask my mother to make two pairs every year, one pair for spring and summer, and one pair for autumn and winter.
On New Year's Day, Gu Nian bought a cake to surprise Lin He.It was Lin He's birthday in August, so he wanted to make up for Lin He's birthday.
On that day, Lin He was wearing a blue woolen jacket with a layer of thick white fluff sewn on the collar.He wrapped his collar around his face to hide his small face in the white fleece. His trousers were black tights, and the trouser legs were tied into long Martin boots.He was already pretty and straight, but dressed up like this, his figure was even more exquisite, his small face was crystal clear and pitiful, not to mention how handsome he was.
Gu Nian was in the small room surrounded by a cash drawer, and the two of them sat there without talking, each having their own thoughts, only the person on the screen was singing an affectionate little love song.
Gu Nian was thinking silently, how to abduct Lin He to the upstairs room naturally.He had already given up his mind and was not going to treat Lin He like this or that anymore, but he couldn't bear that Lin He didn't treat him like this or that again for two months.He felt that this was not conducive to the maintenance of this relationship, or did Lin He feel that the experience after treating him like this last time was unpleasant?Whatever the reason, he had to let Lin He do this to him again.
Lin He felt uncomfortable, his leggings were too tight, and he wondered if he was wearing them too ostentatiously.He called his mother and said he was going on a date, and his mother said to let him wear some bright dog eyes that would blind Gu Nian.
Gu Nian placed the cake on the transparent bar counter, it was a twelve-inch cake with chocolate coating.Lin He swallowed, looking at Gu Nian with pitiful eyes.
"Let's eat!" Gu Nian waved his hand and said in a huffy voice.
Then Lin He started happily, and Gu Nian leaned comfortably on the sofa, crossed his legs, and watched Lin He sip.He has a great sense of accomplishment.
then…
Eight o'clock passed, and Lin He was eating. 08:30 passed, and Lin He was eating.After nine o'clock, Lin He was eating. 09:30 passed, and Lin He was still eating.
At the beginning, Gu Nian waited patiently for him to finish eating, and by the way, lusted in his heart.Seeing Lin He eating endlessly now, when will he be able to do this?He was momentarily burned out of his mind, so he picked up the cake and slapped it on Lin He's face!
With a bang, Lin He was directly slapped from the high chair to the ground by him.Lin He lay on the ground on all fours in a daze for a second, seeing the cake in the ceiling mirror spilling over his face, and his nose was bleeding.As soon as his heart ached, he burst into tears!
Gu Nian was so stupid that he hurried up to hug him in distress.
"You pay me for the cake! You pay me for the cake! You pay for it!" Lin He held him tightly, crying heartbreakingly, and took the time to pull the cake with nosebleeds on his face and stuff it into his mouth.
Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!Gu Nian, you are such a fool, your brain has been eaten by a dog!What did Lin He do in his previous life? You are such a prodigal!You don't fucking know that what Lin He cares most about is eating besides eating!
Gu Nian was out of breath seeing Lin He crying, as if nothing could make him sadder than seeing that he couldn't eat.His eyes were sore and he wanted to cry because of grievances. He had worked so hard to plan for so long. He originally wanted to have such a beautiful night with Lin He, but now it was reduced to two people holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes.
He recognized the reality painfully: You are a real good young man with a handsome face and a raised buttocks, posing here all night, Ren Linhe just buried his head in eating cakes without even looking at you!
Later, Gu Nian finally got his wish.When he went back the next day, his face was very pale, the collar of his clothes was turned up high, his voice was hoarse and he couldn't speak, he was as haggard as Aunt Huagu Lianglai!
Depend on!Depend on!Depend on!Lin and you are shameless!Is it my fault that the cake is not finished?is it my faultHow dare you eat me like a cake all night!Peaty!My neck is bleeding!Are you a fucking dog?
☆, steamed buns
([-]) Office
Colleague: It's noon, let's go and have dinner.
I was listless: the food in the cafeteria was too unpalatable, and there was no meat, so I didn't eat it.
Colleague: Take a look at how thin you are. Your waist is as thin as a willow branch. Even if you have a handsome face, your body is so weak that you will fall if you push it. If you are like this, no sister-in-law will like you.
I don't care: I don't care if my aunt likes it. Okay, you can eat it. I will eat it when I get home from get off work. Hey, let me tell you that the food I cook at home is delicious, especially tomato eggs and oily eggplant. eat.
Colleague: No matter how delicious it is, you can eat as much as cat food at most.By the way, I heard that there is a new chef in the cafeteria today. It seems that he was the chef of xx hotel before.
My spirit was shaken: ah, my stomach is suddenly very hungry, go, go, go to eat quickly, it will be gone if it is late.
colleague:…….
([-]) Canteen
Handsome Chef: "What do you want?"
I took a sneak peek, it was delicious, and I was secretly delighted: "Tomato eggs, braised eggplant in oil."
The handsome chef raised his head, looked at me, his handsome brows were full of smiles, and suggested in a magnetic voice, "Would you like some braised potatoes?"
My heart was pounding, and my eyes fell on the potatoes on the side. Oh, there is meat in the potatoes today. I really want to eat them, but if I eat too much, will I grow meat? Will I be disgusted if I grow meat? So tangled.
The handsome chef sighed softly, stopped looking at me, waved his hand, and gave me braised potatoes.
I:……
Aww, I can't help but want to pounce on it, the boss is so domineering and the president likes it so much.
Handsome Chef: "Would you like rice or steamed buns?"
I thought for a while: "A steamed bun."
The handsome chef glanced over, his eyes a little cold.
I felt uneasy, could it be that it was missing, and tentatively said: "Uh, how about two steamed buns."
The hand of the handsome chef holding the spoon was clenched into a ball, his eyes darkened, and I wanted to cry without tears: "Ah, no, no, three, come three, I'm a good eater, I can eat it."
The handsome chef's eyes softened, and he said slowly: "I don't sell three, only four."
It's so deceiving, I, I dare to be angry, but I dare not speak.
I tried to communicate rationally with the handsome chef: "Look, three dishes with three steamed buns are just finished, and I really can't finish eating four, and I didn't bring so much money, or next time, next time Definitely eat four steamed buns, dear, you have to trust me."
The handsome chef raised his eyebrows and snorted coldly, noncommittal.
I was overjoyed, took out all the money in my pocket, bent down and was about to slip away, only to hear a light voice from behind: "Stop."
My body swayed slightly, and a kind of helplessness and resentment for being forced to go to the Liangshan Mountain was born in my heart for no reason. I simply smashed the pot and smashed it. Asshole, who is afraid of who?
The handsome chef smiled, and the stream of light in his dark eyes, which were as silent as a deep pool, turned slightly at this moment, which looked unusually warm. Then he took a steamed bun and put it on my other three steamed buns in a smart way, and said softly: "Eat, eat more."
I looked at the four steamed buns in front of me. They were as high as a hill, and they were heavy in my hands. I had the urge to smash them all on his face, but I was just thinking about them. God knows, I wouldn’t dare .
Then I came down with three vegetables and four steamed buns. Along the way, everyone cast strangely burning eyes on me, and there was deep envy and jealousy in those eyes.
I clearly know that they are not only envious that I have such a delicate and slim figure after eating three dishes and four steamed buns, but also deeply jealous that the handsome chef gave me a steamed bun on his own initiative. Unfortunately, the handsome chef hasn't asked me for money yet.
Woohoo, who knows, I don't want it at all!
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