[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

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Osamu Dazai:?

"Dazai—Mr. Dazai—where are you idiot???"

Fyodor turned and left without hesitation: "Then, we will meet again at the "promised place" later. "

Is it the promised place...

While unconscious, he heard Chuandu Ruri's terrified cry: "Mr. Dazai!!!"

Outside the medical room, Kunikida Doppo and Tanizaki Junichiro sat down one by one, with heavy expressions.

"The president's diagnosis and treatment is over," Yosano walked out of the room, "Basically, the situation is consistent with what the enemy said, the ability is absorbing his vitality. My ability is also helpless."

"Is that really the case?" Kunikida thought thoughtfully.

"Let's go save the president! Mr. Kunikida!" Junichiro Tanizaki showed anxiety, with a hint of madness that was driven to a dead end, "Go and kill the leader of Mafia at the port, this is the only way!"

"It is true that we must not just sit and watch the president die, but... Liuli just called to say that Dazai was attacked by the enemy and is undergoing surgery at another hospital."

——It is unimaginable to start a war with the port Mafia without Dazai.

There is one thing to say, most of the people in the detective agency are not intellectuals, and rashly confronting Mafia at the port, they cannot win by force alone.What's more, the armed force of the port Mafia is not weaker than them, even several times more than them.

They were previously attacked by Port Mafia, and everyone had to enter the refuge, which meant that there was no chance of winning if they head-to-head with Port Mafia.

If you talk about brains...

"Where's Ranpo?" Kunikida asked Yosano.

"He's taking care of the president," Yu Xie Ye sighed, "He's also quite flustered..."

That's right... The president had an accident, and Luanbu was probably the most panicked one.

To make matters worse, Dun ran up with a panicked look on his face, delivering even worse news: "It's bad! This hospital is surrounded by Port Mafia! And—"

"And—" Dun took two deep breaths, with an unbelievable sense of shock on his face:

"Mr. Dazai... Dazai seems to have betrayed!"

Kunikida subconsciously retorted: "Impossible!"

Tanizaki Junichiro also didn't want to believe it: "Could it be that you misunderstood..."

"Really, really—" Atsushi shook his head anxiously, "Mr. Dazai led people to surround the hospital!"

"Impossible!!" Kunikida yelled, "Just now Ruri called me crying and told me that Dazai had entered the operating room..."

It is impossible for Osamu Dazai to appear here!

Of course, he also believed that Osamu Dazai would not betray them!

"I really saw it with my own eyes!"

boom--

The whole hospital shook, and the incandescent lamp above the head struggled twice, but it still went out.

"Did you come to the door so soon?"

"Both the front and back doors are blocked!" Dun added the known information.

"As expected of an expert in surprise attacks and assassinations...then what should we do?" Yosano asked Kunikida. Among the people present, Mr. Kunikida was undoubtedly the last backbone.

——After all, he is the best candidate for the next president.

Indeed, after the fall of the president, everyone relied on Mr. Kunikida the most.

But what to do?

Kunikida was a little at a loss, staring at the book with the word "ideal" written in his hand, and fell into thinking.

The enemy may have been fully prepared and rushed over without fear of sacrifice, but our abilities have long been exposed. If we fight recklessly, casualties will definitely occur.Originally, the difference in the number of enemies and us is huge...

And what Atsushi said just now, Dazai appeared here for some reason, and it is very possible that he even took refuge in the port Mafia. It was very difficult to face the port Mafia when he was not there, and now the enemy is likely to increase the combat power of another Dazai ...

Really unimaginable.

Hostile to Osamu Dazai.

Having partnered with him for so long, he understands the role of Osamu Dazai too well, he is so wise and close to a demon, if he just confronts him like this, there is almost no chance of winning!

——The saddest thing about Osamu Dazai's enemies is to become an enemy of Osamu Dazai.

What else could he do at this moment?

Kunikida's back was covered with cold sweat, and a strong sense of powerlessness welled up in his heart.

"Don't worry, Kunikida!"

"Random steps?!"

Ranpo appeared at the door of the room, looking firmly at Kunikida. "Hurry up and give instructions, acting president, I will analyze all the information you need."

Kunikida looked at Ranpo, gritted his teeth and said, "I see."

Fragile Marriages on the Brink

The roof of the hospital building.

The most annoying voice came from Chuya Nakahara's headset: "Confirm that there are supernatural beings in charge of guarding the door of the ward of the president of the detective agency."

"—the blond boy."

Was it the kid from that time?

Zhong also recalled the last time he had a short fight with him, physical attacks were almost ineffective against him, the impossibly strong brat...

"Did you check it out, you bastard? He's the only one?"

"of course not!"

"You bastard mackerel, give me a good report! I don't have time to joke with you now!" Zhong Ye stomped his feet angrily, almost as if someone was stepping on the ground, and the roof was instantly full of cracks.

"Don't worry... Let me see, oh, it seems that all the staff are in front of the ward~"

"Huh? Are we going to send out all the main force?" Zhong Ye was startled: "Then we also..."

"...It is true that you are simple-minded."

"what--?"

"No, it's nothing, you can direct as you like, I've gone too far for this. After that, it's not my responsibility, I've already called it a day and went back."

"What? Bastard Dazai! What are you talking about? Sure enough, you are an undercover agent of a detective agency!"

"It's too much--I said that I'm only temporary! Temporarily taking over the old job of 'Dazai Osamu', it's really bullying the detective agency to continue like this~ Isn't it enough for me to help you get another Dazai Osamu into the hospital?"

"Which side are you from!"

"Of course I'm from Liuli," Dazai Osamu's eloquent narration came from the headset, "My wife is still in the hospital watching another man cry, and I'm here to direct your brain cells to be stronger than my wife's." Simple slugs, if this goes on, if the detective agency is really wiped out, I think my marriage will come to an end..."

click.

Zhong also cut off the communication indifferently.

When he goes back, he must have killed Osamu Dazai.

If you have two, kill twice!

He opened another communication line: "Call Akutagawa and Black Lizard who are in charge of the siege, and we will fight with the main force!"

Ganghei Building, the chief's room.

"Oh, are you going to find your little wife, Dazai-kun?" Koye Ozaki appeared from the darkness in a kimono, and looked at Dazai Osamu who was hung up from the communication playfully.

"Yeah——Anyway, everything I should arrange has already been arranged, at least the port Mafia will not be easily defeated." Osamu Dazai took off the earphones, got up, picked up the black coat on the back of the chair, and draped it over his shoulders , "I really think it's very difficult for me. Sure enough, it's better to be your own boss. It's really difficult for an unreliable boss."

He glanced at Mori Ogai who was lying unconscious on the bed with disgust.

"Really? I think you are no longer a cadre in another world." Ozaki Momiji smiled and covered her face.

"If you think about it, you know the big sister," Osamu Dazai smiled miserably, "Next, I have to think about how to face the coming family crisis."

"I advise you to go later..." Ozaki Koye suggested sincerely: "As a woman's suggestion, I think if your Liuli-chan knows the truth, there is a high probability that your fragile marriage will really break down .”

Dazai Osamu: "..."

hospital.

I sat beside Osamu Dazai's hospital bed worriedly.

Osamu Dazai was still in a coma.According to the doctor, there is no vital injury, and it will be fine after waking up and resting.

Now his bandages have gone from possible ornamental status to actual medical supplies.

Why is it happening like that……

That's Osamu Dazai!

Did he expect to get hurt?Or did you predict it, and still choose a person to investigate?

Can't you call me?

Even if I'm just a useless magician who can only blow high winds and split bullets, I can still protect Dazai!

Is it because I'm too stupid?I can obviously do a lot of things!

Why!

One or two!

That's all!

I hammered the edge of the bed resentfully, and cried out again in disappointment.

I have to do something.

I must do something!

What the hell is that idiot Dazai doing!

But... I glanced at Osamu Dazai, who was breathing weakly on the hospital bed.

——Let's go buy some food that the patient can eat, he will wake up soon, right?

—or should I try to do it?

"Hmm... chopsticks... I remember the portable cutlery is already in the cabinet..."

Fyodor quietly appeared at the door of the room, quietly watching the black-haired girl fumble around in the cabinet on tiptoe.

"Ahhh—why not!" She jumped angrily, "I really bought it!"

indeed.

I can prove that your memory is correct.

Fyodor glanced at the portable food jar on the table, where the so-called two-piece portable tableware set was placed.

—Is this kid an idiot?

The irritable girl rubbed her hair and took a deep breath.

Are you going to give up?Are you going to turn around and see him?

Fyodor prepared his opening remarks.

"Come on, Liuli! Dazai Osamu's women will never admit defeat!" She squatted down again and began to check from the far right cabinet.

Fyodor: ...Bai Zhun