[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

Sweeping legs knocked the man in front of him to the ground.

For a long while, nothing happened.

"Cut, isn't it?" Then the next one.

Holding the cap that never left his head, Chuya walked on the streets of the novel world, knocking down dozens of men one by one, but still did not find the so-called murderer.

There is no end! ! ! !

Chuya once again kicked down a murderer with a chainsaw, and impatiently stomped the man's feet.

"Come on, Mr. Cadre!" Luanbu's furry head protruded from the window of the small building next to him, "This is a huge stage with more than 200 people, so you can enjoy the fun of reasoning."

"More than 200 people?!"

"Yes, yes, come on!" Luanbu said, waved his hand, and the figure disappeared immediately.

--Disappeared? !Has he found the murderer? !

Damn!Was put together!

Chuya kicked the man under his feet again, very irritable.

There are more than 200 people, so we can only kill them one by one!

……

Chuya Chuya, who finally beat more than 200 people, left the world.

It's a pity that what he saw when he opened his eyes was not the familiar Hong Kong and Black Building, nor even the familiar Yokohama.

The first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was the bewildered face of a strange girl.

A beautiful and slender girl stared at him blankly with clear blue eyes, as if she had seen some incredible event in the world.

--who is this?There is no such person in Hong Kong and black, right?

——Or, is this still the operation of the Armed Detective Agency?Whose ability or something?

The girl looked at him, and then at the novel in her hand.Finally, he looked up at him again, his expression changed from shock to dullness to numbness.

"Surprise! Look, I brought Zhongya here and traveled together! Has Liuli been moved?" A voice came from the side that made him feel so familiar that he wanted to vomit.

— Osamu Dazai!It's your fault! ! !

Chuya looked angrily at Osamu Dazai who raised his hand in surprise.That's right, it's that bastard Dazai Osamu from another world, I want to beat him up!

"No." The girl's voice was as cold as December's cold wind blowing through icicles under the eaves, "First of all, this is not the Chuya I know. Secondly, what happened to Chuya doesn't affect you from confessing your crime. In the end, no wife is ever happy when a two-person relationship turns into a threesome."

"Oh! Yes, we are on our honeymoon!"

"Honey, you're big!"

Seeing the girl swinging her hand and accurately throwing the novel in her hand on Osamu Dazai's face, Nakaya keenly grasped the key words.

wife?

...In other words, she is, Dazai Osamu's so-called wife?

is that a lie!Did Osamu Dazai really get married? !Wasn't his "glass sauce" really made up?What kind of world-destructive crisis would make a woman make up her mind to marry him? !

Wait, this kid looks so young, is he an adult?

Could it be that Osamu Dazai actually abducted... It's very possible!This girl is full of sunshine, how could she marry a black mud spirit?Osamu Dazai can't abduct such a woman at all!

So it really was he who deceived the ignorant girl! ! !

"Send it back, Dazai! There will be trouble if there is a lack of a cadre in Hong Kong for no reason!" Liu Li shook Dazai's collar, "You must know why we crossed!" Then you must know how to send people back.

"Oh, how can I know such a miraculous thing as traveling through another world... Besides, it doesn't matter if there are so many cadres in Hong Kong and black, right?" Dazai said innocently.

Liuli: "Don't play dumb for me!"

Just sitting in the coffee shop, they were still watching the famous scene where Tosi was surrounded by the military and police, and suddenly they came outside in the blink of an eye. If it wasn't for Liuli's timely reaction by swinging the fan, they would have reached the goal of falling into the river Achievement x3.

If Osamu Dazai was completely ignorant of the reason for the time travel, Liuli would not believe it on his knees!

——Let's talk about why the landing place of each crossing is different!yes!river!ah!

Have you ever thought about the feelings of people who can't swim at all, such as landlubber Liuli? !

"Okay, alright, Liuli-chan, I'll return Chuya later. Anyway, the detective agency and port Mafia are probably holding a celebration party right now? No one will remember Chuya."

"Do you think it's you, a murderous madman with rotten popularity?" Liuli was heartbroken, "Which time has someone called you at a celebration party?! Didn't I call you? Do you think Zhong is the same as you? Zhong She is also the top 1 dream lover selected by our internal Hong Kong black forum!"

Zhong Ye was too embarrassed to hear it.

What the hell is the dream lover selection? !

But he never found the time to interject.

"You're lying! Why is my dignified leader, such a handsome, unrestrained and suave man, not the top 1 dream lover?! It's actually that slug? You know the woman who loved me in Yokohama..." Osamu Dazai's voice gradually weakened.

"Ok?"

murderous look.

Murderous!

Osamu Dazai immediately put on a flattering smile: "You are right, as expected only the kind-hearted Liuli is willing to take me to play, they are so blind that they did not see my talent and handsomeness!"

"Hmph." Seeing Osamu Dazai's spineless performance, Chuya let out a sneer at this stall, feeling that the irritability of being inexplicably brought to another world was soothed.It was a rare scene to see Osamu Dazai deflated.

"Hmm," Liuli put her hands on her hips, "quickly figure it out for me, what kind of strange world is this?"

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Osamu Dazai continued with an innocent face.

"Since why you traveled through time, you must know where this place is!"

"I really don't know!" Osamu Dazai raised his hands to show his innocence, although he has nothing to prove his innocence, "I think our time travel is random!"

Liuli and Zhong also looked at him suspiciously.

"Ahahahahahahahaha! What's the matter? Is Liuli sauce fascinated by the handsome me again?"

Liuli;...this guy must know something!

Later, after a bit of effort, the three of us finally checked into a small hotel that didn't require ID.Although the environment is difficult to describe in a word, it is finally no longer necessary to sleep in the wild.

When paying the deposit, the cashier boy at the counter looked at us...very bad.

I also think this development is very bad.

After all, opening a double room with two men at night, whoever is likely to be the combination of the light bulb (?), is really not something I, a young married woman, can do.

But there is no way.

I don't know what these two alien-displaced double-black combinations did when they disappeared. Anyway, when they came back, they came back with a dilapidated wallet and a bad face.I once wondered if they decided to rob and then quarreled in the nest, and finally everyone ran away or something like that.

——Later I learned that the truth was similar, but they had quarreled before the robbery, so they had already run away.

Chuya told me that it was a wallet that Dazai picked up when he threw himself into the river.

——Did the dignified mafia (and there are two) fail to even succeed in robbery?

There are too many slots here, and I am not in the mood to comment.In short, there was only enough money for a room and a meal in the wet and dilapidated wallet that was fished up from the river.

Dazai said that he didn't need a bed either, so he chose a big bed room.

Zhong also said that Dazai didn't need a bed, so he chose a single standard room.

Although I'm glad they left me the only bed I could sleep in, my conscience still hurts, so I gave up the dinner money and added money to get a double room - at least everyone has a place at night asleep.

In the end, the three of us sat starving in the double room, looking at each other.

On the importance of promoting culture

Why did things turn out like this?

I asked myself more than once, why did things turn out like this?

"Four twos!"

"Wang Bang!"

"Bastard!" Zhong Ye shouted, "Mackerel! Isn't the landlord Liuli? Why did you blow me up?"

"Oh, I can't help but want to blow it up when I see Shi Zhongye playing cards."

"Which side are you from!"

It is simply a classic picture of the century, think about it, three people, two men and one woman in brackets, a hotel, a room, midnight - what do you think you can think of?ah?What can a normal person do in a room?

——The result is Fighting the Landlords!

The number "three" properly reminded Dazai, so he was so hungry that he suggested fighting landlords to pass the time.

I also don't know that he doesn't sleep most of the night, why should he pass the time? There is nothing more effective than sleeping, right?

However, Nakaya, a silly boy, was aroused by Dazai with an extremely strong desire to fight. I don't know where he, a persecuted slave who was cheated by Dazai every day, got the confidence to compare his card skills with him.It's not that I belittle Zhongye, it's just that this kind of competition of computing power and brain power is really not suitable for him.

He wouldn't naively think that the note on his forehead was because he was unlucky, right?

A lot of notes were pasted on Dazai's forehead, most of which were posted by me—after all, when I was the lord, these two people started to kill each other fiercely just like before, and the last two people They each had a card left in their hands and looked at me bitterly.

Chuandu Landlord Liuli: "What the hell are you doing? Are farmers fighting among themselves?"

"It's about dignity, Ruri-chan, let's play the cards." Dazai held a card as if holding a second pair