[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

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"Then I'll take this photo as a guarantee."

"Oh?"

"It's been sent to your phone, Dazai-san." Ayanokōji tapped his phone a few times while talking, and after sending it successfully, he added: "If you want Liuli, you can do it."

"Ah? Then send it."

"already sent."

"let me see……"

The moment I took out my phone and clicked on the message record, I didn't even need to click on the big picture, and I immediately reacted.

——Do you still remember what mysterious story happened in the men's restroom in a certain corner of the school more than a month ago?

"What?" Zhong also leaned over curiously, "What photo? Let me have a look."

I pressed the lock screen button as fast as I could in my life, and put away the phone.

Zhong Ye:?

"No, nothing..." I looked away guiltily.

Dazai Osamu's expression has changed from the leader attitude of looking down on all beings to OvO pretending to be stupid.jpg

"What's the photo?" Zhong also sensed that something was wrong.

Ayanokōji continued: "I promise not to tell what I just saw. To show my sincerity, I will completely delete the photos just now."

"Huh? What kind of sincerity are you doing? Are you threatening?" Chu, who had no idea how Dazai was caught, couldn't accept it.

——It is indeed a threat, Chuya.

It's just that Dazai was the only one who threatened him unilaterally.

"When did you take the picture?" Dazai turned off the phone screen calmly, maintaining a smiling and nuclear expression, "I didn't expect you to have such an interest."

"When someone was talking to someone, I took a sneak shot because I was a little shocked. I think this picture should be seen by someone, and something bad will happen to someone."

"Who is so-and-so? What are you talking about?" Naka also wasn't completely stupid, "Could it be... do you have any black photos of Osamu Dazai?"

——Why are you thinking so quickly at this time, Chuya!And Ayanokōji, your coding is too careless!

"How? I think this is a good letter of surrender."

"Deal." Dazai nodded with a smile.

"You really have a problem! It's definitely a black photo of Dazai Osamu!!!" Zhongya saw that these two people ignored him completely, and reached a conclusion, and just reached out to grab Ayanokoji's phone.

I... I tripped him with my foot out of shame.

"Liuli...you!"

After he staggered for a while, Ayanokōji quickly deleted the photo, and turned the phone over to show us the record of "deleted successfully".

"Damn it!" Chuya used his hat to figure out that I was an accomplice, "You bastard mackerel! What did you do again!"

"Nothing~" The image crisis was temporarily resolved, and Dazai happily put his arms around Ayanokouji's neck, looking like a good brother, "Okay, nothing happened just now, let's go study! Ayanokouji Jun! It's really worrying that you get fifty points in the exam every time, so you have to study hard..."

Dazai half dragged and dragged Ayanokoji away.

Zhong also cast his murderous eyes on me.

Just, even if you look at me with murderous intent, I won't tell you!

Bastard, whoever caused the trouble will solve it!

Dazai, you are running too fast!

"Is there anything you can't say, Liuli? Are we good friends?"

No, no, I am also good friends with another Zhong.

"Osamu Dazai's dark history, you also want to share it with others and laugh at it?"

No no no, I don't have this habit!I just like to rant about him!They will not take the initiative to expose black history!He has so much black history, if I share it with you for three days and three nights, I can't tell it all!

"Please, Liuli!"

Even if you beg me, I don't want to say it! ! !

I shook my head wildly.

But Zhong also suddenly laughed.

I:? ? ?

etc!What are you holding in your hand? !

Nakaya is holding a cell phone that obviously doesn't belong to him - it is absolutely impossible for him to use a custom text pendant like "I (Love) Osamu Dazai"!It's almost the same as "I kill Osamu Dazai"! !

- That's my cell phone! ! !

I hurried to snatch it, but it was empty.

Hong Kong Hei Physic Masters also ran three meters away.

"Stop! Chuya!"

"I'm guessing, the unlock code...isn't it Dazai's birthday?"

Etc., etc!Why do you remember his birthday!

No one will remember the birthday of the sworn enemy, right? !

Stop it ah ah ah ah ah!Zhongye!Do not open the door of the forbidden world!

In the distance, Osamu Dazai, who was still talking intelligently with Ayanokōji, felt cold behind him and sneezed.

He has not yet realized the crisis.

I can't think of a title

On the other hand, Ayanokōji, who was dragged away, felt that his classmate's style of work was very problematic.

First, he was threatened to silence him, and then after handing over the photos, he also asked for a confidentiality fee.

Isn't it normal that Osamu Dazai should give him a hush money?

"Spending money to eliminate disasters, haven't you heard of it?" Dazai Zhizhi was confident.

"Is it you who exposed the side that is different from ordinary people?" Ayanokōji said that they are the ones who want to eliminate the disaster.

"Aren't you the one facing the crisis of being flooded with concrete and sinking into the sea?"

"..."

...What is cement sinking into the sea?

"Okay, okay, just kidding, how could I do something that hurt my classmates? In Liuli's words, they are all flowers of the motherland, so take good care of them! I won't do anything to you." Osamu Dazai said with a smile, "Of course it is also important to recycle black photos."

"..."

Ayanokouji couldn't understand Osamu Dazai.

The murderous intent was real, and it was true that he wanted to take back the black photos, and it seemed true that he would let him go.

What is he trying to do?

"I just think the correct answer should be in your hands. Whether it's the two little girls Horikita or Kushida, it's unlikely to save the grades of those scumbags."

"Correct answer? I'm just helping out at the request of Horikita and Kushida. Besides, I don't want my friend to be expelled just like that."

"Are you saying Sudou and the others are your friends?"

"Yes."

"Hahahahaha my friend..." Dazai Osamu laughed a few times.

"Any questions?"

"No, no, a touching friendship." Osamu Dazai clapped his hands pretendingly, "The correct answer to that matter is already there, the question lies in why the answer is wrong."

"?"

"Okay, it's time to hand in your confidentiality fee."

"I didn't promise to hand it in, did I?"

"Don't you want to? Let me put it another way, lend me [-] points."

"What do you need so many points for?"

"buy insurance."

"???"

"What kind of eyes are you looking at? Don't worry, I will return it to you after the exam."

In the end I saved the world anyway.

Of course, the price is a bit heavy.

Very tragic.

Now me and Zhong are also in a repair shop, a mobile phone repair shop.Of course I didn't want to come. After all, it's impossible to fix it if it's broken like this.

But Zhong also wants to fix it anyway, and wants to fix the data on it.

"But... this level is really amazing!" The owner of the repair shop took a closer look at the two pieces of my mobile phone, and exclaimed: "The cut surface is quite neat, how did you do it?"

The mobile phone corpse on the countertop was broken into two flat cuboids with a size of one to two, as if cut by something sharp. Sense of sight.

"..."

It was cut by my wind blade.

At that time, I didn't think too much about it. Seeing that Zhong Ye was about to unlock the phone immediately, I just thought about destroying the corpse and destroying the evidence, so I cut the phone in half on the spot with just one swipe.

Even so, it didn't dispel Zhong's obsession to see Dazai's dark photos.

So at his insistence we went to the repair shop with two broken pieces of metal.Even if I don't want to follow, it's useless, anyway, I can't take it away from him.

More importantly, I didn't follow because I was afraid that the phone would be repaired, but because dinner was approaching and I didn't have a terminal to pay.In this school, a broken student terminal is a disaster.

Now it is my dinner ticket.

After all, it was my phone that broke!

"Don't worry about how it's broken, just tell me if it can be repaired! Or the data on it can be restored."

"How to fix this? It's completely cut into two halves. As for the data... this chip has also been cut in half!"

"Damn it!" Zhong Ye punched the counter in disappointment, which made the boss jump in horror. For some reason, he always felt that this person could smash the counter. After all, it is not an ordinary person who can make a mobile phone like this...

Give up completely, Chuya.

I breathed a sigh of relief, put the wreckage of the phone back, patted Nakaya on the shoulder and said, "Okay, you really saw it, Ayanokouji-kun will be killed by Dazai with a sack."

"That has nothing to do with me, right?" Chuya put his hands in his pockets and turned around to leave. "Ask at another store."

It's ruthless to say that, but it's okay.

“Another store won't fix it”

"There's nothing wrong with trying it."

"Can't you just give up? Dazai has a lot of scandals, why do you hold on to such a photo, and if you really see it, Ayanokōji-kun will be sacked by Dazai, right?"

"Then you're not worried about me going to put on Ayanokōji's sack?"

"Hasn't he already deleted it? You can't get the photo even if you put on a sack!"

"Who knows if he still has a bottom?"

"Then Dazai won't let him stay..."

……

After tossing around, we finally met Dazai when we were eating in the student cafeteria.

"Liuli sauce! Here, here!" Dazai waved wildly at me.

I sat down with the plate.

"You finish talking