[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

From the perspective of understanding, this time the protagonist should be Kidd.

"It's about the same, just watch the fun." Dazai clapped his hands suddenly again, "Speaking of which, jumping off the flying ship to die for love, doesn't it sound good?"

"Please consider the matter of dying in love after you send Chuuya back." I carefully folded the newspaper and put it aside, "And now I'm going to meet Conan again, and he will be there for the confrontation with Kaitou Kidd, you Or think about how to make up your identity, but he overheard that you are a mafia."

Osamu Dazai was fearless, beeping loudly: "What does it matter, he has no evidence. And I am no longer the mafia leader! Chuya is! I am just an ordinary TV reporter now, okay?"

"..." What an ordinary TV reporter.

"So ordinary Mr. reporter, please finish the report first, I don't want to accompany you and be forced to work overtime today." I respectfully handed over the paper and pen, "A new popular pizza shop opened in front of the station. Whether you can eat it or not is up to you."

"Ah—didn't Mr. Mizukawa say that he is not in a hurry to hand it in for the time being?" Dazai dawdled and didn't want to work at all.

"Then you can't just submit none." I complained. "It's you who want to say that you are coming to work in the TV station, so you have to work hard and don't be lazy!"

"but……"

“There is crab meat pizza.”

"Okay!" Dazai happily took the pen and paper, suddenly full of energy, "Mere news reports, Dazai will not trouble me!"

Hmm, it's good to be motivated.

I was relieved to see Dazai leaning over the desk and writing vigorously, and I had a sense of sight of handling official documents on the top floor of Hong Kong and Heihe in the past.

Sure enough, this Dazai is much more diligent than Mr. Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency. I have only been in the detective agency for a few days. more than several times.

An enterprising man is a good man!

The urban legend that my Dazai didn't close his eyes and worked hard for four years is not groundless.

Then, as I failed to interpret the interview script of his sleazy words, I can't just watch him work here at this time, but go to the pantry and make him a cup of coffee.

There are still very few people in the tea room in the morning.

"Liuli, do you want to make tea?"

"Well, let's make a cup of coffee."

The person talking to me was also a newcomer to the TV station, a reporter named Kasumi Nishitani.Although both are newcomers, she is very experienced as a reporter, and she is very popular among young employees.

"I heard that Liuli and your team are always working overtime. It seems that it is very hard to be with such a headstrong gentleman... Why don't you come to our group to take pictures, Liuli? You are super good at taking pictures." When I turned to pour water, Miss Xigu said .Apparently she had heard about some strange operations by Osamu Dazai.

For example, pretending to be a member of a terrorist sneaked into a robbed shopping mall and almost shot our Mr. Producer.Although this is one of the reasons we were recruited...

For example, disguising a dead body at a crime scene, performing a fake corpse on the spot, and frightening the detective who is investigating the case to death. If I hadn't reacted quickly and pulled him away, he might have been taken for something and almost collapsed.

For example, in order to grab the exclusive broadcast rights of a certain celebrity, he used his Yokohama Unlock King stunt to sneak into the celebrity's home that night and conduct inhumane interviews.Afterwards, the TV station was complained, but luckily we were not fired.

such as……

Great record.

As a photographer who has been on duty all the time, I also feel very tired.

"Forget it, I'm used to it." Compared with the enemy attacks in Yokohama every three days, this kind of life is considered peaceful.And Dazai seemed to be having a good time, so he let him go. "Dazai is such a person, it's strange that he behaves peacefully."

"Aha, you really protect him. Is this the power of love?"

"It's not that exaggerated..."

and many more.

Did I just say that it's strange that Dazai works peacefully?

So what is he doing now?

——Write a report article in peace?

"But if you want to change teams, I welcome you at any time~"

"Thank you, that, Ms. Xigu, I suddenly remembered that there is something else to do, I'm going first." With a bad feeling, I hurriedly made coffee, and left the tea room quickly, ignoring my manners.

"Oh..." Xiguxia wondered why I was so hot and furious all of a sudden, but she waved her hand and bid me farewell.

I took a cup of coffee and strode back to the office just now.

Seeing that Dazai was still sitting there writing vigorously as before, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

——Really, Dazai will still work hard.

"Here, coffee, sugar has been added." I put the coffee next to him, and found that he was as fast as Dazai, and in the time it took to make a coffee, there was already a short article written next to him.

So I picked it up and looked at it.

"Thank you, Ruri-chan!" Dazai raised his head and saw me reading the manuscript he just wrote, and raised his non-existent tail, "How is it? Isn't it great? Is it a very eye-catching report?"

... so eye-catching.

Almost blinded by the attraction.

#shock!There is such a story behind the detective!Men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they hear it! #

"Where did you learn the style of a certain c title!"

"Oh, does this headline style already have a genre? It's amazing. Does it make you want to read the news after seeing it?"

"Do you still remember this is a news article!" I dug up the interview with the detective named Shui Cun again in disbelief, "Why did you write about the love life of this detective? We are not gossip tabloids! What we interviewed that day was the story of a detective named Shui Cun. The corpse case! It was a detective named Tanaka who solved the case! That water village is a passerby!"

"But I asked these questions in my interview script."

"Isn't that because there was a problem with your interview?"

"Then it's fine for me to write truthfully. Shouldn't journalists respect the facts?"

—Then you might as well let me make up a story!

I took a deep breath and resolutely said: "This kind of report is not good, you rewrite it for me."

No wonder he wrote so fast. According to his writing method, he could finish all the remaining six articles in one morning.

"Eh——" Dazai was very displeased that I rejected his labor results like this, "Then what is the difference between me and remaking the story?"

so!Your interview draft is very problematic!

"I don't care, you asked some weird questions that can't be used as material, anyway, don't write me a gossip."

"Why is this..."

"Stop talking nonsense, write quickly!"

……

After a lot of tossing, under my strict supervision, Dazai finally finished writing three model-level news reports.

"Wouldn't it be better to do this earlier?" I cleaned up the table, stretched, and finally got off work.

Dazai couldn't wait to put down the pen. "Let's go, crab meat pizza!"

"I know, don't push me!"

On the way to the pizzeria, I noticed the small advertisement on the wall, and suddenly remembered that Dazai seemed to have mentioned something in the morning about Zhongya’s missing person revelation.

【Dazai shakes his head frantically: "No! I searched hard! I even posted a lot outside looking for inspiration!"】

The wording seems weird.

"Dazai, the one you posted, the revelation of finding Chuya, is it also posted on the wall?" So I simply asked. "Then where did you post it? Could it be that the scope of the post is not large enough, so that you haven't seen it?"

"No way, I posted almost half of Tokyo." Dazai shook his head, "And I posted it super eye-catching!"

"Really?" I was a little skeptical, "Are there any stickers around there?"

"Yes!" Dazai pointed to the electric pole in front, "There is a sticker over there!"

So I ran over to take a look. I looked closer and saw that there were a lot of advertisements, lost and found, etc. on the telephone poles, but I didn't see anything about missing people.

"No! Did you remember wrongly?" I shouted suspiciously.

"I remember correctly, isn't it this?" Dazai walked up slowly from behind, pointing to the half A4-sized paper on it.

"But that's..."

...Looking for the dog enlightenment.

I:? ? ?

who could have imagined that

I admit that both Dazai and I are responsible for Chuya's disappearance and the fact that he has not been found so far.

Now we're sitting at this popular new pizzeria, waiting for our crab pizza.

Although it is said to be a very popular store, in fact more than half of the customers in the store are families of three with children.Because their popular product is not crab-flavored pizza, but a children's set meal, and the accompanying toys.

Well, the gift is more attractive, it seems to be some kind of robot from a recent hit drama, and even Dazai once wanted to join in the fun with the children's meal.

But the dishes in the set menu are obviously not suitable for my taste and his taste, and I think it is always wise for the two of us to order the children's set meal.So I flatly refused.

In the noisy surroundings, Dazai's cheerful humming could be clearly heard.

I rested my chin on both hands, and stared at the sixteen "Revelation for Dog Hunting" torn down along the road for a long time.

In just a few hundred meters, sixteen pieces were posted.It seems that Dazai is not exaggerating in terms of coverage of half of Tokyo.

The above abstract Picasso-style dog, let’s call it a dog, has nothing to do with Chuya except the hat.

As expected of a ghost painter, Osamu Dazai.

Will children cry when they see it?Is this kind of thing posted on the side of the road really not an act of revenge against society?

"Dazai, what kind of hatred does Chuya have with you?"