Journey Through the East: The Peony Fairy

Han Zhongli hurriedly regained his composure when he heard the violent shouting, shook his head vigorously, and looked at it when he felt sober, and found that Donghua Shangxian's face was as dark as ink, and he couldn't help stammering: "Mr. , Master!"

Tieguai Li hurriedly turned his head when he heard Han Zhongli's words, and watched Donghua Shangxian walking towards him, let go of Peony Fairy's hair, lowered his head with regret, and walked carefully to Donghua Shangxian. Stepping forward, he bowed respectfully to him and said, "Tieguai Li pays homage to Donghua Shangxian."

Donghua Shangxian looked at Tieguai Li's messy hair and torn clothes with a big hole, and couldn't help frowning. If he remembered correctly, Tieguai Li Ke paid more attention to his image than anyone else. So embarrassed today?

"Old man, it's you, don't deny it." Peony Fairy closed her eyes, shook her hands, and kept yelling, "Yo, you dare to touch me, auntie, don't think I'm usually talkative!" I just thought I was easy to bully, and today I have to show you how powerful I am!" He burped as he spoke.

Donghua Shangxian looked at Peony Fairy whose face was flushed and started talking nonsense, and frowned involuntarily, then looked at Han Zhongli, whose calf was trembling, and said in a deep voice, "Kneel aside and think about the past."

Han Zhongli answered Master's words with a mournful face: "Yes, Master!" He said and glared at Tieguai Li angrily. If it wasn't for him, he would not have been punished by Master.

Tieguai Li saw the knife in Han Zhongli's eyes drifting over, and touched his nose in embarrassment, thinking that he knew he was wrong after drinking the Hundred Flowers Wine that Fairy Peony gave Donghua Shangxian, and was afraid that Donghua Shangxian would wake up afterwards After punishing himself, he showed a flattering smile: "My master is looking for me, so I'm leaving."

Donghua Shangxian walked slowly in front of Peony Fairy with his hands behind his back, and seeing her looming face, his face blushed involuntarily, coughed lightly, pushed her carefully, and asked softly, "Peony Fairy, are you okay?" Bar?"

Peony Fairy opened her eyes and looked at Shangxian Donghua with a confused expression on her face: "Peony Fairy? Who is Peony Fairy?" Then she stood up from the ground, danced and shouted excitedly, "I'm It’s not a peony fairy, my name is Bai Dandan, that Bai Dandan who doesn’t want to go to bed until she finishes the novel, that Bai Dandan who loves to dream of cultivating immortals since childhood.”

Donghua Shangxian couldn't help frowning when he heard what Fairy Peony said, stretched out his hand on her head in a strange way, closed his eyes slightly, he was slightly relieved after knowing her origin, and understood why At that time, the leader of Tongtian sect wanted to kill Peony. It seems that everything has really changed.

"Smelly rascal, don't touch me, I'm not easy to mess with." Fairy Peony moved uncomfortably, and punched Shangxian Donghua directly on the chin, and then blew on the opponent in pain. Blow, "It hurts!"

Immortal Donghua was so punched by Fairy Peony so quickly that he almost staggered and fell backwards. He hurriedly stabilized his figure, and couldn't help but to see Fairy Peony, who looked drowsy and completely unconscious. He smiled wryly, he didn't expect this little guy to be so annoying when he was drunk.

"Hello, handsome guy!" Peony Fairy opened her eyes in a daze, seeing the Donghua Shangxian with a wry smile on her face, her eyes lit up involuntarily, and her hands fumbled dishonestly on Donghua Shangxian's face, A ruffian smile appeared on his face, "It's so ugly to have a straight face, it should look good when you smile, good girl, come and give me a smile!"

Donghua Shangxian had no choice but to pull down the little hand that she put on his face to make trouble, and said to her in a deep voice: "Peony Fairy, don't make trouble anymore."

Peony Fairy pursed her mouth in dissatisfaction after hearing this: "What's wrong with me? People just fell in love with you. I have been a good girl since I was a child, and I have never been presumptuous. Let me be presumptuous for a while today, okay? "As he said, he shook the corner of Donghua Shangxian's clothes, looked at Donghua's helpless face, thought he agreed, smiled foolishly, and kissed Donghua Shangxian before he had time to react His lips kept admiring, "It's so cool and delicious, just like ice cream."

Shangxian Donghua was startled by Fairy Peony's bold actions, his eyes widened, his cheeks were flushed from the suffocation, he only recovered when he felt that he was about to suffocate, and immediately pulled Fairy Peony off his body.

Fairy Peony only felt that she was shaken like this, and her stomach began to roll upside down. She couldn't help but opened her mouth wide and spat out Donghua Shangxian, then raised her wet eyes and looked at Donghua Shangxian with a face full of helplessness. , Said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Donghua Shangxian looked at Peony Fairy's innocent face and couldn't bear to argue with her, so he just sighed heavily: "Forget it, I'll take you back to Pantaoyuan."

Peony Fairy nodded obediently, and shouted excitedly: "Well, I'm going home."

Donghua Shangxian rubbed her ears that were about to be deafened, looked at her not sober and shook her head helplessly: "Come up." Then he squatted on the ground and said lightly, "Come up, I will carry you on my back." you."

"Oh." Fairy Peony nodded, and lay on the back of Shangxian Donghua with hands and feet.

The Immortal Donghua held up the objective fairy and walked towards the Peach Garden expressionlessly.

"Ride a big horse, drive, drive, drive, hurry up!" Fairy Peony blushed, excitedly patted Shangxian Donghua on the shoulder and shouted.

Donghua Shangxian couldn't help raising his head when he heard Peony Fairy's yelling, looked at her little face flushed because of drunkenness, and remembered that she was too lively at ordinary times, but she would definitely not behave like she did today. Ordinary boldness, it’s okay to offend me before, but now I still think of myself as a big horse to ride, I wanted to leave her here and leave her to fend for itself, but the voice in my heart told me not to do this Not kind.

Maybe Peony Fairy stopped crying because she was tired, and fell asleep lying on her back with a tired face.

Shangxian Donghua couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief when he heard Fairy Peony breathing evenly.

The Peony Fairy may have fallen into a deep sleep, so she began to talk in her sleep: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"I don't need to be a fairy."

"I don't want to fall in love with Lu Dongbin."

"I don't want to die for love."

"I want to become a fairy, I want to go home." The Peony Fairy sang out of the previous calm and imageless, "Go home, go home, I need you..."

When Donghua Shangxian heard that Peony Fairy had started to go mad again, he couldn't help but sink his face, gritted his teeth, and hit Fairy Peony's neck with a backhand. Much quieter.

Fairy Peony woke up after half a cup of tea on the jade bed, feeling that her head was about to split because of the hangover, so she beat her head vigorously, and looked at the garden full of flat peaches I couldn't help being a little puzzled, why am I here again, didn't I go to deliver wine to Shangxian Donghua?Thinking of giving wine, I remembered that I seemed to drink the wine given to Donghua Shangxian together with two old men, Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli, and then I thought that I had made many jokes because of the wine in the past. She couldn't remember what she did when she was drunk and crazy, and she couldn't help but regret it when she thought about it, and she wanted to demonize her tongue and kill herself.

At this time, a little yellow magpie flew to Peony Fairy's hand and asked with concern: "Sister Peony, how are you doing? Do you feel like you've ordered?" He said to her with a mysterious smile, " Do you want to know who sent you back?"

"I think." Fairy Peony nodded, thinking about how to thank the person who sent her back.

Ling Que said reverently: "It's Donghua Shangxian. Donghua Shangxian has a really good heart. I must learn from him and be a good bird that is willing to help others."

"It's over now, the old favor has not been repaid, and a new favor has been added." Fairy Peony said with a look of frustration.

The author has something to say: The girl in my dormitory roommate in college would go crazy after drinking alcohol. As soon as she returned to the dormitory, she would start shouting her boyfriend’s nickname, and said she wanted to call his boyfriend. The nickname of her boyfriend, without saying anything. At that time, we wanted her to be knocked out, but it was impossible to do so. A few girls took care of her drunk for a whole night. Sleeping in the dormitory and going back to the cage, it is entirely possible to have sex after drinking, violence, and all kinds of nonsense after drinking. In fact, this plot should not be considered bloody or thunderous.

I really miss my college life.

Peony Fairy is actually a good girl who wants to rebel very much in her heart. In fact, she also has the intention of doing things she dare not do with the strength of alcohol. I hope that I can be bold once, and use the strength of alcohol to be presumptuous.