Dahanjiao Queen
Chapter 31
How the two young emperors of Lu Houli died is a question that is difficult to explain in a few words.
The former young emperor Liu Gong was the child of Liu Ying and Zhou Meiren.Empress Lu left her mother to keep her son, making Liu Gong the son of Zhang Yan. Who would have thought that the young Liu Gong heard the news from some palace man and knew that he was not the queen's own, but his biological mother was killed by the queen? The queen mother was poisoned, and he threatened to avenge his mother when he grew up.
At that time, the palace people were afraid of Empress Lu, and Liu Gong's words quickly reached Empress Lu's ears.In order to prevent problems before they happen, she sent Liu Gong to Yongxiang and imprisoned him, declaring that the emperor was ill and no one would see him.It is said, "Whoever has the rule of the world is the life of all the people, it is like the sky, and it is like the earth. The people are happy to reassure the people, and the people are happy to do things for them, and the world is governed by joy and communication. Today, the emperor has been ill for a long time, but lost Confused and chaotic, he cannot succeed his heir to worship in the ancestral temple, he cannot belong to the world, and he will take his place." The young emperor died in Yongxiang not long after he was deposed.Everyone said that Empress Lu secretly killed Liu Gong, but...
Empress Lu did abolish Liu Gong, but Han Qing knew that his death was not what Empress Lu intended.Maybe it was because of the love between grandparents and grandchildren, or maybe it was because she was getting older and her heart softened. She originally only planned to put Liu Gong under house arrest. After her death, if Liu Gong was still alive, she would set him free.However, Liu Gong wanted to threaten Empress Lu with a hunger strike, so he was self-defeating and starved himself to death.
When hearing the news of Liu Gong's death, Empress Lu sighed in the palace for a while, ordered a proper burial, and forced her to hide her grief, and established the young emperor Liu Hong.Unfortunately, Liu Hong was also a short-lived emperor.Unlike Liu Gong, his death had nothing to do with Queen Lu, because Queen Lu died a little earlier than him.
Liu Hong was originally named Liu Yi, the son of Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty, and was originally named Changshan King.After Empress Lu abolished Liu Gong's emperor, he was "lucky" chosen as the heir to the throne, changed his name to Liu Hong, and became emperor.
Four years later, on July 180, [-] B.C., Empress Lu passed away. The old ministers Zhou Bo and Chen Ping took the opportunity to eliminate the original influence of the Lu Zhi family and tried to restore the power of the Liu family.The courtiers believed that Shaodi Liu Hong, Liang Wang Liutai, Huaiyang King, Changshan King, etc. were not the biological sons of Emperor Hui of Han and should be deposed.When the courtiers selected Liu Heng, the fourth son of Emperor Han Gaodi, as the new emperor, and welcomed him into Chang'an, Liu Hong and others were executed.
Liu Hong died after Emperor Wen of Han ascended the throne. No one knows how he died than Dou Yifang, who was the queen at the time.
Chen Jiao didn't want to talk about Empress Lu, this woman was indeed cruel, but she taught her a lot.If she defended Empress Lu, it would inevitably arouse people's suspicion; if she scolded her like someone with the surname Liu, she couldn't do it.Simply change the subject of Empress Lu: "Didn't Empress Lu already pass away when the Young Emperor died? Presumably the emperor's grandmother knows best about the death of the Young Emperor!"
"Later Young Emperor..." Dou Yifang was stunned. She was naturally involved in Liu Hong's death. She didn't want to mention it again, so she quickly changed the subject, "It's been too long, and I don't remember it. Back then, it was Emperor Wen. If you want to know the decree, don’t you just look up the imperial decree from that year? After watching singing and dancing for so long, what time is it now?”
The palace man answered tactfully: "If you go back to the Empress Dowager, it's already past three quarters in the afternoon, and it's almost time."
"Well, the female assassin's head must have fallen to the ground by now, right? Go, tell Dou Ying to send the head here."
The palace people led the order to retreat.Chen Jiao helped her forehead, Jinse was quick-witted, and hurriedly asked: "Ma'am, are you alright?"
"A-Jiao, what's the matter?" Hearing the movement here, the Empress Dowager pretended to be concerned.
Supported by Jinse, Chen Jiao stood up and bowed to the Empress Dowager, the Empress Dowager, and the emperor: "Grandmother, Empress Dowager, Your Majesty, I feel a little unwell. I don't want to see any more bloody scenes, so I go back to rest first."
"Would you like to take a look at Imperial Doctor Xuan?" Liu Che was concerned.
Chen Jiao shook her head: "No need, I'm just a little dizzy, and I'll be fine after a night of sleep. If I ask the imperial doctor to see me, I might have to drink a lot of bitter and unpleasant medicine! Grandmother, are you sure?" You know, for the illness last winter, I drank the medicine intermittently for a month, but I was terrified. I don’t want to be sick again, and I don’t want to smell the smell of medicine that filled the room.”
"Good medicine tastes bitter," Dou Yifang stared at Chen Jiao, Yin Ji was never afraid of taking medicine, and Yin Ji never frowned when she drank the Bizi Tang she gave her back then.Chen Jiao is so afraid of taking medicine, her appearance...doesn't seem to be pretending, "Didn't you persuade him like a little adult when the late emperor refused to take medicine? How come I don't understand this truth when it's my turn?"
"Uncle was very ill back then, so how can I do without taking medicine? I'm fine, so I don't want to take medicine. Besides, an elder like uncle doesn't like taking medicine, and Gillian doesn't like taking medicine. It must be because my niece looks like Uncle!" Chen Jiao said, nodding her head, "It must be like this!"
"Okay, okay," Dou Yifang saw that her expression did not seem to be fake, as if she was really just a little girl who was afraid of suffering, "In that case, you can go back and rest. If you are not feeling well tomorrow, you are not allowed to drink medicine because you are afraid that it will hurt you." Doctor Xuan, do you know?"
"A-Jiao will definitely be fine tomorrow!" Chen Jiao showed her little daughter's attitude, "Even if it's because of not taking medicine, A-Jiao will definitely get better tomorrow."
"Okay, let's go back and rest early!"
Chen Jiao was supported by Jin Se: "My son, please leave."
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Chen Jiao didn't rest after returning to the palace, the so-called dizziness and discomfort were just lies to the Empress Dowager.Before Qiu Chan's head arrived, Dou Yifang must be unhappy. Liu Che brought out the law and ancestors this time, so she must have been silenced.In such a scene, if Chen Jiao was present, it would not be wrong to intervene, or not to intervene, maybe Dou Yifang would implicate her anger on her.Therefore, she simply claimed to be sick and avoided the matter.
What's more, in the past few days, because of Li Ling and Qiu Chan's affairs, Chen Jiao has indeed been bothered for a long time. Now that the matter is resolved, she can sleep well.It's a pity that she wanted to catch her breath, but things didn't let her go.
The first emperor passed away in the first month. In March, she married into the palace and became a queen. Now, in November, it will be one year since Liu Che ascended the throne.
Time flies, and now she has firmly controlled Jiaofangdian and Xuanshidian in her own hands. The people in other palaces, by virtue of her status as queen, are not her confidantes, nor do they belong to anyone in the palace.As for Dou Yifang's palace, although it is not difficult to get a nail, it is not an easy task to fortify Dou Yifang's side.This matter can only be figured out slowly.In contrast, it is much simpler to arrange people with King Liang.
"Niang Niang." Liu Nian handed the secret letter to Chen Jiao, "one is from the eldest son, and the other is from the prince."
"My lord?" Chen Jiao's breath was stagnant. Since Liu Che ascended the throne, in eleven months, she had almost cut off all communication with Liu Fei, especially the past letters.
Taking a deep breath, Chen Jiao opened Liu Fei's letter first.
As usual, the handwriting is familiar, but the words are no longer those funny things or words of concern.
The letter is written on paper. Chen Jiao gently twisted the thickness and texture of the paper. This paper is already somewhat similar to the rice paper of later generations.With a recipe that didn't even have a ratio, Chen Li finally researched the paper.
After reading the letter between the two, Chen Jiao burned the letter paper.She looked at the burning flames and fell silent for a long time.
She has been thinking about how to blame the Dou family, but she did not expect that before she could make a move, someone had already delivered it to her door.
"Fleeing Years," Chen Jiao's voice suddenly sounded in the silent palace, "How did you find the imitator?"
"Your Majesty is referring to the person who copied the handwriting? You have already found it, but the prince said that this person is not enough to trust, so it will take some time. Your Majesty wants to use them now?"
Chen Jiao turned the teacup in her hand: "Then keep him for a while."
Liu Nian didn't ask much, although she didn't know who the "he" the empress referred to, but since she was loyal to Chen Jiao, she would do her best to do whatever she ordered.
"In two days, think of a reason and ask Dongfang Shuo to come see me. Let's deal with Wei Zifu first."
"Here."
☆, Jinjiang alone hair
Married in March, now more than half a year.Chen Jiao thought that the fact that she and Liu Che hadn't consummated their marriage so far would definitely be handled by the Empress Dowager.It has been almost half a year since Wei Zifu entered the palace, she thought, it's time - it's time to put Wei Zifu by Liu Che's side.So, what to do with Su Xin who is still in Xuanshidian?
Chen Jiao was lying on the bed, not feeling sleepy.
From Liu Che's return to Chang'an, to Liu Che's ascension to the throne, and then to Li Ling's affairs, every time she and Dou Yifang fought against each other, she and Che'er only narrowly won. Fortunately, her goal was never to directly defeat Dou Yifang, but to take advantage of it. King Liang.
In the evening, the letter from King Jiangdu told her that King Liang frequently met with the Huns.However, King Liang was also quite careful. Whenever he met the Huns, he would go there in person. So far, there have only been two correspondences, and the evidence is not enough.Chen Jiao was not in a hurry either, she couldn't deal with Liang Wang, so she just freed up her hands to deal with Wei Zifu first.
"Your Majesty, hurry up and inform Your Majesty, I have something important to report!"
"Master Guo, the empress is already asleep, what's your urgent matter, come back tomorrow!"
Chen Jiao heard the commotion outside, and called Jinse: "What happened?"
"Guo Sheren, Mr. Guo, said that he has something urgent to see his mother." Jinse opened the curtain, holding a lamp in his hand, "Sister Liunian is preventing him from entering!"
Chen Jiao saw the darkness outside the house: "What time is it?"
"The ugly time is over."
Chen Jiao got up from the bed, Jinse hurriedly fetched a cloak for her and helped her put it on: "Your Majesty wants to see him?"
"Let him in! Although Guo Sheren is a sycophant, if it's not urgent, he probably won't come here at this time, and he must see me. Put up the screen and let him tell me through the screen !"
"Here."
Jinse called two eunuchs who were watching the night, and after they set up the screen, Guo Sheren was allowed to enter the Jiaofang Hall.
As soon as he entered, Guo Sheren didn't even bother to salute: "Your Majesty, go to Xuanshi Hall to have a look!"
Xuanshi hall?Chen Jiao was a little anxious: "Your Majesty is sick? Or something happened?"
"You're the one who's in trouble, ma'am. I went to look for brother Jiu just now, but it turned out...it turned out..."
"What's the result?" Guo Sheren's hesitation made Chen Jiao even more upset, "You should explain it to me."
"In the end... I saw the maid in the maiden's house, she was called Xinxin, she... was lying with Brother Jiu without any clothes on, and Brother Jiu's hand was still on her body!"
Chen Jiao didn't expect this kind of thing, she was stunned for a while before she realized: "You mean, Su Xin climbed onto the dragon bed? You are quite courageous."
"Your Majesty...you..." Guo Sheren couldn't see the Queen's expression, and he didn't know what to do, and he was afraid that the Queen's anger would implicate him.
"Did Tong Shi remember it?"
"That's not true." Guo She said humanely, "The palace people are waiting outside, and only brother Jiu and Su Xin are in the room. It's just that the Empress Dowager has sent a bunch of maids, empresses, and empresses to your majesty tonight. The Empress Dowager is wishing that someone could..."
"Okay," Chen Jiao interrupted Guo Sheren, "I know about this matter, you will be waiting outside the Xuanshi hall tonight, and as soon as the sun breaks, you go into the house and let me take a closer look." Is there any blood on this bed sheet? Also, go and see for me, whether that Wei Zifu has also gone to Xuanshidian. "
Guo Sheren asked, "Do you want Tongshi to remember the matter of Suxin?"
"You have to ask your majesty this question. If your majesty says you remember it, then remember it; if he says he listens to me, then you don't remember it. But, whether you remember it or not, you have to let the empress dowager know."
"But..." Guo Sheren was puzzled, "But the empress dowager knows, doesn't the empress dowager know?"
"It's one thing to know, but it's another thing to record it." Chen Jiao was not too surprised by Liu Che's encounter with Suxin. She knew that sooner or later, even if it wasn't Suxin, there would be someone else." Alright, I'm sleepy, you step back!"
"Here."
Guo Sheren retreated, but Chen Jiao just sat on the couch, neither moving nor speaking.
"Niang Niang, you..." Liu Nian tentatively said, "It's late at night, do you want to go to rest?"
"Rest? How can you rest?" Chen Jiao sighed, "Jinse, you go back to sleep, just leave Liu Nian to accompany me. Tomorrow morning, prepare some porridge for me, and make two desserts that the Empress Dowager likes, Follow me to greet her."
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Liu Nian poured Chen Jiao a glass of water: "If your mother is feeling uncomfortable, just say it."
Hearing Fleeting Nian's words, Chen Jiao couldn't help laughing: "Che'er is the emperor, Sangong Sixth Courtyard is inevitable. What worries me is just..."
It was just a good move, and it was disrupted just like that.
Rubbing her aching temples, Chen Jiao said: "Come back home tomorrow and ask me for a soothing prescription to make into pills. If you take it every day, the Empress Dowager will become suspicious. Also, Find someone who is about [-]% like me in stature among the maids and transfer them to Jiaofang Palace. Since the Empress Dowager has sent a group of maids to Xuanshi Palace, it is just right for me to follow the rules of eunuchs in Jiaofang Palace Change it. You remember, let Jinse pick out some good-looking ones for me, and there are really many things to do for the 'virtuous queen'."
"Here," Liu Nian didn't know Chen Jiao's plan, but he didn't ask too much, "Your Majesty, let's rest earlier!"
"Pour me a jug of wine, now I understand the saying 'the only way to relieve worries is Du Kang'."
Fleeting Years is puzzled: "Niang Niang?"
Seeing Liu Nian's puzzled expression, Chen Jiao didn't intend to explain what Du Kang was. She held the wine cup in one hand, and waited for Liu Nian to fill the wine cup before taking a sip.
"Liu Nian, Wei Guang, have you met him?"
Fleeting Year shook his head.
Wei Guang is also Wei Zifu's younger brother. At first Chen Jiao thought he was dead, but she didn't expect to find him in the Imperial Forest Army. His life experience and age were all comparable to Wei Zifu's younger brother.
"Wei Zifu's two elder sisters are both working in the Princess Pingyang's mansion. Tell me, where did the Empress Dowager get the confidence to think that Wei Zifu would obediently be her eyes and ears? Or..."
Or did the Empress Dowager make some sort of deal with Princess Pingyang?
Chen Jiao thought for a long time by herself, and Liu Nian stood behind her, knowing that she was drunk and caressed her forehead, and then supported her: "Ma'am, do you want to go to rest?"
"Ah."
Chen Jiao was lying on the bed, slightly drunk, but not sleepy. She didn't fall asleep for a while until it was a little bright.Before she fell asleep, she heard Jinse come to report to her that it was Dongfang Shuo who came.
Chen Jiao thought she would see no one, but it was Dongfang Shuo who came.These one and two are people who will not come to see the queen if there is no urgent matter.
After ordering Jinse to help her dress and change clothes, Chen Jiao went to see Dongfang Shuo.
"Sir, you came early in the morning, you must have something to look for me."
Dongfang Shuo bowed to Chen Jiao: "The grass minister has something... um..." He hesitated for a moment, as if he was a bit embarrassed to say, "The grass minister has something to ask the empress."
"Oh?" Chen Jiao suddenly became interested, "It's rare, is there anything that even the husband can't do anything about?"
"Yes...it's Miss Nian Nujiao."
"Nian Nujiao?" Chen Jiao recalled Li Ling's mention of Nian Nujiao's love for Dongfang Shuo, and said, "What's wrong with her? Your Majesty wants to marry her as a concubine, but I heard that she is devoted to you. What, you want me to give you What idea?"
"Your Majesty, you know that what I'm doing now is extremely dangerous, if..."
Chen Jiao interrupted him: "Just answer me, do you have her in your heart? Dongfang Shuo, although you are indeed a little older, but your ability to attract love is not bad. In all fairness, you are still very attractive , Nian Nujiao is used to Fengyue, Che'er is young, she has seen a lot in Fengyue Field, so naturally she doesn't like it; you have experienced many things, you are smart enough, and you know how to endure, Nian Nujiao likes you You are not surprised at all."
"Your Majesty, stop making fun of Caochen, I..."
"Answer my question," Chen Jiao signaled Jinse to bring the breakfast, "If you don't care about her, my solution is to let her enter the palace and accompany the king; if you also care about her, I will naturally There is a way to protect her well, to fulfill your lovers. Dongfang Shuo, you have to think about it." Seeing that Jinse had already served breakfast, Chen Jiao ordered, "Give Mr. Dongfang a pair of bowls and chopsticks."
"Your Majesty, the grass servant..."
"Okay, the rules of Jiaofang Palace are for outsiders. You came early this morning, definitely not just to talk to me about Nian Nujiao. Have breakfast first, and tell me your answer when you run out. Then we will talk about your Apprentice——Wei Zifu. I heard that she went to Xuan Shi Dian last night. I almost stayed up all night when I found out. Apart from your husband, you still have to worry about Nian Nujiao, you must not sleep as well as me!"
Dongfang Shuo was speechless because he really didn't sleep well last night.
A few days ago, he was entrusted by Princess Pingyang to Li Guang's residence and met Nian Nujiao.Nian Nujiao pointed out that he was secretly helping the emperor's great cause, so he reluctantly joined the Empress Dowager Dou's side.Once it's revealed, it's over.Nian Nujiao exchanged the marriage for a major event.Otherwise, she will make a big splash in Chang'an.She deliberately went to the most famous brothel in Chang'an City to perform at "Begonia Spring", and deliberately sent an invitation to Dongfang Shuo. When Dongfang Shuo received the invitation, he couldn't help but feel worried about her.Therefore, with the mentality of going to the doctor in a hurry, I came to Chen Jiao early in the morning.
The author has something to say: this chapter contains a lot of information...it's Liu Che's soy sauce...
Q: May I ask your name?
Chen Jiao: Chen Jiao.
Liu Che: Liu Che, but she prefers to call me Little Pig.
Q: What is your age?
Chen Jiao: 23
Liu Che: 21
Q: What is your gender?
Chen Jiao: Female.
Liu Che: Male.
Q: What is your personality like?
Chen Jiao: Any revenge must be revenged?Strong and independent?I think my personality is very complicated, and I can't explain it with just a few words.
Liu Che: Talented and broad-minded, thirsty for talents, a generation of Mingjun.
Chen Jiao: (rolling him blankly) Can you stop being so narcissistic?
Liu Che: Without you, I would be alone.
[The author whispers: This sweet talk is so smooth...]
Q: The character of the other party?
Chen Jiao: Bossy and ruthless, talented and bold, reluctant... you can be regarded as a wise gentleman!
Liu Che: Reluctantly?How is it barely counted?And where am I being ruthless?I have always liked you.
Chen Jiao: (with another blank look) Don't talk nonsense, answer the question!
Liu Che: Beautiful and kind, virtuous and gentle, beautiful and intelligent...
Chen Jiao: Stop——are you talking about me?
Liu Che: Putting all the beautiful words in the world on you is not enough to describe you in my eyes.
【... Tsk tsk, my teeth are sour...】
Q: When did the two meet?Where?
Chen Jiao: When he was a child, he fell into the water in the palace.
Liu Che: In Wu Ge's painting.
Chen Jiao: It's not my brother's painting?Then it wasn't the first time we met when you fell into the water?
Liu Che: [serious face] If we met, it would indeed be the first time.
Q: Your first impression of the other party?
Chen Jiao: Bear boy.
Liu Che: Sister Gillian is even more beautiful than in the picture.
Q: What do you like about each other?
Chen Jiao: Black belly.
Liu Che: Forbearance, revenge must be avenged.
[...a couple with heavy tastes. 】
Q: What do you hate about each other?
Chen Jiao: Bear.
Liu Che: Too calm and too smart.
Q: Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?
Chen Jiao: I don't know.
Liu Che: (Crazy) You let me eat first and then say hello!
Q: What do you call each other?
Chen Jiao: Little pig.
Liu Che: Jiaojiao.
Q: How would you like to be called by the other party?
Chen Jiao: Sister Gillian, I'm used to it, only he can add the word "姐" at the end, so he is the only one who calls me that.
Liu Che: Cheer, your husband is actually not bad.
Q: If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?
Chen Jiao: Wolf or tiger!
Liu Che: A fox, and a smart and beautiful fox. (looks at Chen Jiao with a complimenting expression) It ate my heart.
[...Student Pig, please pay attention to maintaining the majesty of your emperor, and keep your face paralyzed! 】
Q: If you want to give someone a gift, what would you do?
Chen Jiao: Gunpowder, he and the Xiongnu have been fighting all the time, with gunpowder, many people will die less.
Liu Che: Actually, I originally wanted to express my heart, but if Jiaojiao intends to give gunpowder, I can give a hard-earned BMW!
Q: So what gift would you like for yourself?
Chen Jiao: Let's sweat and blood BMW!I have heard its name for a long time, and I have always wanted to have one.Or Guqin will do.
Liu Che: Forget about Guqin, I won’t give it to you, otherwise you will only have Qin in your heart without me.I want... (peeking at Gillian) I want her to give me herself as a gift.
Chen Jiao: (fake smile) Do you want to tie another bow?
Liu Che: (Nodding quickly) Yes!
Chen Jiao: Yes, the dream is beautiful.
Q: Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?
Chen Jiao: Bear boy.There are too many things about bears to count.
Liu Che: (holds Chen Jiao's sleeve, confidently) I can only be a bear if I'm with you! (Speaking, rubbing against Chen Jiao) If you are dissatisfied with Jiaojiao...it should be because she is too calm, sometimes I really don't know if she cares about me because of the affection of growing up together, or because of love.I don't know, who has the greater position in her heart between me and Fifth Brother.
Chen Jiao: It really is a pig.
Liu Che: Huh?
Chen Jiao: Stupid little pig!Moderator, next question.
Q: What is your problem?
Chen Jiao: Even if I care, I won't show it.I would rather be misunderstood.
Liu Che: I have a bad temper, especially when I'm with Jiaojiao, I can't hold back, she always says I'm too naive.
Q: What's wrong with the other party?
Chen Jiao: Bear.
Liu Che: Too calm.
Q: What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?
Chen Jiao: Getting into trouble.
Liu Che: I care more about others than me.
Q: What did you do that made the other person unhappy?
Chen Jiao: Killing King Liang counts as one thing.
Liu Che: No, [sincere face] You can make me angry, the only thing from the beginning to the end is that you don't love me.
Chen Jiao: (turning her head unnaturally) Really?
Liu Che: (firmly) Yes, even if you don't kill Liang Wang, I will not let him go if he colluded with the Huns, so I never blamed you on this matter.
Chen Jiao: (blinks her eyes quickly a few times, but doesn't speak)
Liu Che: (seeing Chen Jiao blinking quickly and showing understanding) Okay, I'll answer the question.If it makes her unhappy... it should be considered childish in front of him!But I always felt that she said no, but she was very honest in her heart and didn't reject my acting like a baby.
【... Say no to... Xiaozhu, you are instantly possessed by the evil and domineering president! 】
Q: How far has your relationship reached?
Chen Jiao: Husband and wife.
Liu Che: Husband and wife, (gritting teeth) Husband and wife who haven't bridal chamber yet!
Q: Where did the two meet for the first time?
Chen Jiao: What is your definition of dating?
[Quick Baidu: Dating refers to the appointment of ordinary people to meet, and now it usually refers to two people falling in love. 】
Chen Jiao: That's it, then there is no date, we got engaged directly.
Liu Che: Playing together when you were young doesn't count?
Chen Jiao: Are you saying that you are in puppy love?
Liu Che: ... (whispered: We are all married early, what is puppy love?)
Q: What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?
Chen Jiao: Did you say everything!
Liu Che: (Thinking) Very happy?
Q: How far has it progressed?
Chen Jiao: No.
Liu Che: Let's play together, read books and practice calligraphy together.
Q: Where do you often go to date?
Chen Jiao: ...
Liu Che: The imperial palace.
Q: What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Chen Jiao: Actually, I don't know what he lacks. Maybe, I will cook or play the piano for him!
Liu Che: Generally speaking, I will consult with someone three months in advance to discuss the countermeasures, but basically they will only give bad ideas, so I still have to rely on myself.
【and then? 】
Liu Che: [Innocent face] I'm done answering!
【Then what?What did you come up with on your own? 】
Liu Che: (Confidently) Don't you know that you can't say surprises?
Q: Which party confessed first?
Chen Jiao: It should be him, but some of my words seemed to have misunderstood him, so he always thought it was me.
Liu Che: (Tsundere) You were the one who confessed first, and then you changed your mind and fell in love with Fifth Brother.
Chen Jiao: (slowly) Oh... Then tell me, why did I "change my mind"?
Liu Che: (lowering his head) Well, I was wrong, it's better that I confess first.
Q: How much do you like each other?
Chen Jiao: Without him, I don't know what is the meaning of my life.
Liu Che: I love this world, but if I had to choose only one between her and Tianxia, I would choose her.
Q: So, do you love each other?
Chen Jiao: Love... (softly) Let's go...
Liu Che: Love!
Q: What did the other party say that made you feel wrong?
Chen Jiao: If he acts like a spoiled child to me, I will have nothing to do.
Liu Che: (Looking at Gillian affectionately) A tender look is worth a thousand words...
【Ouch, my teeth...】
Q: If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Chen Jiao: Turn around and leave.
Liu Che: Kill that person!
Q: Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?
Chen Jiao: ...Impossible.
【Then why did you come back? 】
Chen Jiao: He is the emperor. Before, I didn't love him, so naturally I wouldn't ask him for anything, but in the future... no.
Liu Che: (grievance) She has already changed...
Q: What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?
Chen Jiao: Go to him directly.
Liu Che: What is an hour?an hour?If she was late for a cup of tea I would have gone to find her myself!
Q: The other party's sexy expression?
Chen Jiao: Can bears have sexy expressions?
Liu Che: Just blink a few times quickly like before!
【what?Why? 】
Liu Che: (satisfied) Because it was Ajiao's shy or unnatural little gesture, which shows that she has no idea or is lying!
Q: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster the most?
Chen Jiao: He suddenly became... very manly, not bearish at all.
Liu Che: Don't trust her, every time I act a little courteous in front of her, she immediately ignores me!
Chen Jiao: So you are going to be in your seventies and eighties?
Liu Che: I only do this in front of you! (Speaking, secretly kissed Gillian)
【Sour sour...】
The former young emperor Liu Gong was the child of Liu Ying and Zhou Meiren.Empress Lu left her mother to keep her son, making Liu Gong the son of Zhang Yan. Who would have thought that the young Liu Gong heard the news from some palace man and knew that he was not the queen's own, but his biological mother was killed by the queen? The queen mother was poisoned, and he threatened to avenge his mother when he grew up.
At that time, the palace people were afraid of Empress Lu, and Liu Gong's words quickly reached Empress Lu's ears.In order to prevent problems before they happen, she sent Liu Gong to Yongxiang and imprisoned him, declaring that the emperor was ill and no one would see him.It is said, "Whoever has the rule of the world is the life of all the people, it is like the sky, and it is like the earth. The people are happy to reassure the people, and the people are happy to do things for them, and the world is governed by joy and communication. Today, the emperor has been ill for a long time, but lost Confused and chaotic, he cannot succeed his heir to worship in the ancestral temple, he cannot belong to the world, and he will take his place." The young emperor died in Yongxiang not long after he was deposed.Everyone said that Empress Lu secretly killed Liu Gong, but...
Empress Lu did abolish Liu Gong, but Han Qing knew that his death was not what Empress Lu intended.Maybe it was because of the love between grandparents and grandchildren, or maybe it was because she was getting older and her heart softened. She originally only planned to put Liu Gong under house arrest. After her death, if Liu Gong was still alive, she would set him free.However, Liu Gong wanted to threaten Empress Lu with a hunger strike, so he was self-defeating and starved himself to death.
When hearing the news of Liu Gong's death, Empress Lu sighed in the palace for a while, ordered a proper burial, and forced her to hide her grief, and established the young emperor Liu Hong.Unfortunately, Liu Hong was also a short-lived emperor.Unlike Liu Gong, his death had nothing to do with Queen Lu, because Queen Lu died a little earlier than him.
Liu Hong was originally named Liu Yi, the son of Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty, and was originally named Changshan King.After Empress Lu abolished Liu Gong's emperor, he was "lucky" chosen as the heir to the throne, changed his name to Liu Hong, and became emperor.
Four years later, on July 180, [-] B.C., Empress Lu passed away. The old ministers Zhou Bo and Chen Ping took the opportunity to eliminate the original influence of the Lu Zhi family and tried to restore the power of the Liu family.The courtiers believed that Shaodi Liu Hong, Liang Wang Liutai, Huaiyang King, Changshan King, etc. were not the biological sons of Emperor Hui of Han and should be deposed.When the courtiers selected Liu Heng, the fourth son of Emperor Han Gaodi, as the new emperor, and welcomed him into Chang'an, Liu Hong and others were executed.
Liu Hong died after Emperor Wen of Han ascended the throne. No one knows how he died than Dou Yifang, who was the queen at the time.
Chen Jiao didn't want to talk about Empress Lu, this woman was indeed cruel, but she taught her a lot.If she defended Empress Lu, it would inevitably arouse people's suspicion; if she scolded her like someone with the surname Liu, she couldn't do it.Simply change the subject of Empress Lu: "Didn't Empress Lu already pass away when the Young Emperor died? Presumably the emperor's grandmother knows best about the death of the Young Emperor!"
"Later Young Emperor..." Dou Yifang was stunned. She was naturally involved in Liu Hong's death. She didn't want to mention it again, so she quickly changed the subject, "It's been too long, and I don't remember it. Back then, it was Emperor Wen. If you want to know the decree, don’t you just look up the imperial decree from that year? After watching singing and dancing for so long, what time is it now?”
The palace man answered tactfully: "If you go back to the Empress Dowager, it's already past three quarters in the afternoon, and it's almost time."
"Well, the female assassin's head must have fallen to the ground by now, right? Go, tell Dou Ying to send the head here."
The palace people led the order to retreat.Chen Jiao helped her forehead, Jinse was quick-witted, and hurriedly asked: "Ma'am, are you alright?"
"A-Jiao, what's the matter?" Hearing the movement here, the Empress Dowager pretended to be concerned.
Supported by Jinse, Chen Jiao stood up and bowed to the Empress Dowager, the Empress Dowager, and the emperor: "Grandmother, Empress Dowager, Your Majesty, I feel a little unwell. I don't want to see any more bloody scenes, so I go back to rest first."
"Would you like to take a look at Imperial Doctor Xuan?" Liu Che was concerned.
Chen Jiao shook her head: "No need, I'm just a little dizzy, and I'll be fine after a night of sleep. If I ask the imperial doctor to see me, I might have to drink a lot of bitter and unpleasant medicine! Grandmother, are you sure?" You know, for the illness last winter, I drank the medicine intermittently for a month, but I was terrified. I don’t want to be sick again, and I don’t want to smell the smell of medicine that filled the room.”
"Good medicine tastes bitter," Dou Yifang stared at Chen Jiao, Yin Ji was never afraid of taking medicine, and Yin Ji never frowned when she drank the Bizi Tang she gave her back then.Chen Jiao is so afraid of taking medicine, her appearance...doesn't seem to be pretending, "Didn't you persuade him like a little adult when the late emperor refused to take medicine? How come I don't understand this truth when it's my turn?"
"Uncle was very ill back then, so how can I do without taking medicine? I'm fine, so I don't want to take medicine. Besides, an elder like uncle doesn't like taking medicine, and Gillian doesn't like taking medicine. It must be because my niece looks like Uncle!" Chen Jiao said, nodding her head, "It must be like this!"
"Okay, okay," Dou Yifang saw that her expression did not seem to be fake, as if she was really just a little girl who was afraid of suffering, "In that case, you can go back and rest. If you are not feeling well tomorrow, you are not allowed to drink medicine because you are afraid that it will hurt you." Doctor Xuan, do you know?"
"A-Jiao will definitely be fine tomorrow!" Chen Jiao showed her little daughter's attitude, "Even if it's because of not taking medicine, A-Jiao will definitely get better tomorrow."
"Okay, let's go back and rest early!"
Chen Jiao was supported by Jin Se: "My son, please leave."
**********
Chen Jiao didn't rest after returning to the palace, the so-called dizziness and discomfort were just lies to the Empress Dowager.Before Qiu Chan's head arrived, Dou Yifang must be unhappy. Liu Che brought out the law and ancestors this time, so she must have been silenced.In such a scene, if Chen Jiao was present, it would not be wrong to intervene, or not to intervene, maybe Dou Yifang would implicate her anger on her.Therefore, she simply claimed to be sick and avoided the matter.
What's more, in the past few days, because of Li Ling and Qiu Chan's affairs, Chen Jiao has indeed been bothered for a long time. Now that the matter is resolved, she can sleep well.It's a pity that she wanted to catch her breath, but things didn't let her go.
The first emperor passed away in the first month. In March, she married into the palace and became a queen. Now, in November, it will be one year since Liu Che ascended the throne.
Time flies, and now she has firmly controlled Jiaofangdian and Xuanshidian in her own hands. The people in other palaces, by virtue of her status as queen, are not her confidantes, nor do they belong to anyone in the palace.As for Dou Yifang's palace, although it is not difficult to get a nail, it is not an easy task to fortify Dou Yifang's side.This matter can only be figured out slowly.In contrast, it is much simpler to arrange people with King Liang.
"Niang Niang." Liu Nian handed the secret letter to Chen Jiao, "one is from the eldest son, and the other is from the prince."
"My lord?" Chen Jiao's breath was stagnant. Since Liu Che ascended the throne, in eleven months, she had almost cut off all communication with Liu Fei, especially the past letters.
Taking a deep breath, Chen Jiao opened Liu Fei's letter first.
As usual, the handwriting is familiar, but the words are no longer those funny things or words of concern.
The letter is written on paper. Chen Jiao gently twisted the thickness and texture of the paper. This paper is already somewhat similar to the rice paper of later generations.With a recipe that didn't even have a ratio, Chen Li finally researched the paper.
After reading the letter between the two, Chen Jiao burned the letter paper.She looked at the burning flames and fell silent for a long time.
She has been thinking about how to blame the Dou family, but she did not expect that before she could make a move, someone had already delivered it to her door.
"Fleeing Years," Chen Jiao's voice suddenly sounded in the silent palace, "How did you find the imitator?"
"Your Majesty is referring to the person who copied the handwriting? You have already found it, but the prince said that this person is not enough to trust, so it will take some time. Your Majesty wants to use them now?"
Chen Jiao turned the teacup in her hand: "Then keep him for a while."
Liu Nian didn't ask much, although she didn't know who the "he" the empress referred to, but since she was loyal to Chen Jiao, she would do her best to do whatever she ordered.
"In two days, think of a reason and ask Dongfang Shuo to come see me. Let's deal with Wei Zifu first."
"Here."
☆, Jinjiang alone hair
Married in March, now more than half a year.Chen Jiao thought that the fact that she and Liu Che hadn't consummated their marriage so far would definitely be handled by the Empress Dowager.It has been almost half a year since Wei Zifu entered the palace, she thought, it's time - it's time to put Wei Zifu by Liu Che's side.So, what to do with Su Xin who is still in Xuanshidian?
Chen Jiao was lying on the bed, not feeling sleepy.
From Liu Che's return to Chang'an, to Liu Che's ascension to the throne, and then to Li Ling's affairs, every time she and Dou Yifang fought against each other, she and Che'er only narrowly won. Fortunately, her goal was never to directly defeat Dou Yifang, but to take advantage of it. King Liang.
In the evening, the letter from King Jiangdu told her that King Liang frequently met with the Huns.However, King Liang was also quite careful. Whenever he met the Huns, he would go there in person. So far, there have only been two correspondences, and the evidence is not enough.Chen Jiao was not in a hurry either, she couldn't deal with Liang Wang, so she just freed up her hands to deal with Wei Zifu first.
"Your Majesty, hurry up and inform Your Majesty, I have something important to report!"
"Master Guo, the empress is already asleep, what's your urgent matter, come back tomorrow!"
Chen Jiao heard the commotion outside, and called Jinse: "What happened?"
"Guo Sheren, Mr. Guo, said that he has something urgent to see his mother." Jinse opened the curtain, holding a lamp in his hand, "Sister Liunian is preventing him from entering!"
Chen Jiao saw the darkness outside the house: "What time is it?"
"The ugly time is over."
Chen Jiao got up from the bed, Jinse hurriedly fetched a cloak for her and helped her put it on: "Your Majesty wants to see him?"
"Let him in! Although Guo Sheren is a sycophant, if it's not urgent, he probably won't come here at this time, and he must see me. Put up the screen and let him tell me through the screen !"
"Here."
Jinse called two eunuchs who were watching the night, and after they set up the screen, Guo Sheren was allowed to enter the Jiaofang Hall.
As soon as he entered, Guo Sheren didn't even bother to salute: "Your Majesty, go to Xuanshi Hall to have a look!"
Xuanshi hall?Chen Jiao was a little anxious: "Your Majesty is sick? Or something happened?"
"You're the one who's in trouble, ma'am. I went to look for brother Jiu just now, but it turned out...it turned out..."
"What's the result?" Guo Sheren's hesitation made Chen Jiao even more upset, "You should explain it to me."
"In the end... I saw the maid in the maiden's house, she was called Xinxin, she... was lying with Brother Jiu without any clothes on, and Brother Jiu's hand was still on her body!"
Chen Jiao didn't expect this kind of thing, she was stunned for a while before she realized: "You mean, Su Xin climbed onto the dragon bed? You are quite courageous."
"Your Majesty...you..." Guo Sheren couldn't see the Queen's expression, and he didn't know what to do, and he was afraid that the Queen's anger would implicate him.
"Did Tong Shi remember it?"
"That's not true." Guo She said humanely, "The palace people are waiting outside, and only brother Jiu and Su Xin are in the room. It's just that the Empress Dowager has sent a bunch of maids, empresses, and empresses to your majesty tonight. The Empress Dowager is wishing that someone could..."
"Okay," Chen Jiao interrupted Guo Sheren, "I know about this matter, you will be waiting outside the Xuanshi hall tonight, and as soon as the sun breaks, you go into the house and let me take a closer look." Is there any blood on this bed sheet? Also, go and see for me, whether that Wei Zifu has also gone to Xuanshidian. "
Guo Sheren asked, "Do you want Tongshi to remember the matter of Suxin?"
"You have to ask your majesty this question. If your majesty says you remember it, then remember it; if he says he listens to me, then you don't remember it. But, whether you remember it or not, you have to let the empress dowager know."
"But..." Guo Sheren was puzzled, "But the empress dowager knows, doesn't the empress dowager know?"
"It's one thing to know, but it's another thing to record it." Chen Jiao was not too surprised by Liu Che's encounter with Suxin. She knew that sooner or later, even if it wasn't Suxin, there would be someone else." Alright, I'm sleepy, you step back!"
"Here."
Guo Sheren retreated, but Chen Jiao just sat on the couch, neither moving nor speaking.
"Niang Niang, you..." Liu Nian tentatively said, "It's late at night, do you want to go to rest?"
"Rest? How can you rest?" Chen Jiao sighed, "Jinse, you go back to sleep, just leave Liu Nian to accompany me. Tomorrow morning, prepare some porridge for me, and make two desserts that the Empress Dowager likes, Follow me to greet her."
**********
Liu Nian poured Chen Jiao a glass of water: "If your mother is feeling uncomfortable, just say it."
Hearing Fleeting Nian's words, Chen Jiao couldn't help laughing: "Che'er is the emperor, Sangong Sixth Courtyard is inevitable. What worries me is just..."
It was just a good move, and it was disrupted just like that.
Rubbing her aching temples, Chen Jiao said: "Come back home tomorrow and ask me for a soothing prescription to make into pills. If you take it every day, the Empress Dowager will become suspicious. Also, Find someone who is about [-]% like me in stature among the maids and transfer them to Jiaofang Palace. Since the Empress Dowager has sent a group of maids to Xuanshi Palace, it is just right for me to follow the rules of eunuchs in Jiaofang Palace Change it. You remember, let Jinse pick out some good-looking ones for me, and there are really many things to do for the 'virtuous queen'."
"Here," Liu Nian didn't know Chen Jiao's plan, but he didn't ask too much, "Your Majesty, let's rest earlier!"
"Pour me a jug of wine, now I understand the saying 'the only way to relieve worries is Du Kang'."
Fleeting Years is puzzled: "Niang Niang?"
Seeing Liu Nian's puzzled expression, Chen Jiao didn't intend to explain what Du Kang was. She held the wine cup in one hand, and waited for Liu Nian to fill the wine cup before taking a sip.
"Liu Nian, Wei Guang, have you met him?"
Fleeting Year shook his head.
Wei Guang is also Wei Zifu's younger brother. At first Chen Jiao thought he was dead, but she didn't expect to find him in the Imperial Forest Army. His life experience and age were all comparable to Wei Zifu's younger brother.
"Wei Zifu's two elder sisters are both working in the Princess Pingyang's mansion. Tell me, where did the Empress Dowager get the confidence to think that Wei Zifu would obediently be her eyes and ears? Or..."
Or did the Empress Dowager make some sort of deal with Princess Pingyang?
Chen Jiao thought for a long time by herself, and Liu Nian stood behind her, knowing that she was drunk and caressed her forehead, and then supported her: "Ma'am, do you want to go to rest?"
"Ah."
Chen Jiao was lying on the bed, slightly drunk, but not sleepy. She didn't fall asleep for a while until it was a little bright.Before she fell asleep, she heard Jinse come to report to her that it was Dongfang Shuo who came.
Chen Jiao thought she would see no one, but it was Dongfang Shuo who came.These one and two are people who will not come to see the queen if there is no urgent matter.
After ordering Jinse to help her dress and change clothes, Chen Jiao went to see Dongfang Shuo.
"Sir, you came early in the morning, you must have something to look for me."
Dongfang Shuo bowed to Chen Jiao: "The grass minister has something... um..." He hesitated for a moment, as if he was a bit embarrassed to say, "The grass minister has something to ask the empress."
"Oh?" Chen Jiao suddenly became interested, "It's rare, is there anything that even the husband can't do anything about?"
"Yes...it's Miss Nian Nujiao."
"Nian Nujiao?" Chen Jiao recalled Li Ling's mention of Nian Nujiao's love for Dongfang Shuo, and said, "What's wrong with her? Your Majesty wants to marry her as a concubine, but I heard that she is devoted to you. What, you want me to give you What idea?"
"Your Majesty, you know that what I'm doing now is extremely dangerous, if..."
Chen Jiao interrupted him: "Just answer me, do you have her in your heart? Dongfang Shuo, although you are indeed a little older, but your ability to attract love is not bad. In all fairness, you are still very attractive , Nian Nujiao is used to Fengyue, Che'er is young, she has seen a lot in Fengyue Field, so naturally she doesn't like it; you have experienced many things, you are smart enough, and you know how to endure, Nian Nujiao likes you You are not surprised at all."
"Your Majesty, stop making fun of Caochen, I..."
"Answer my question," Chen Jiao signaled Jinse to bring the breakfast, "If you don't care about her, my solution is to let her enter the palace and accompany the king; if you also care about her, I will naturally There is a way to protect her well, to fulfill your lovers. Dongfang Shuo, you have to think about it." Seeing that Jinse had already served breakfast, Chen Jiao ordered, "Give Mr. Dongfang a pair of bowls and chopsticks."
"Your Majesty, the grass servant..."
"Okay, the rules of Jiaofang Palace are for outsiders. You came early this morning, definitely not just to talk to me about Nian Nujiao. Have breakfast first, and tell me your answer when you run out. Then we will talk about your Apprentice——Wei Zifu. I heard that she went to Xuan Shi Dian last night. I almost stayed up all night when I found out. Apart from your husband, you still have to worry about Nian Nujiao, you must not sleep as well as me!"
Dongfang Shuo was speechless because he really didn't sleep well last night.
A few days ago, he was entrusted by Princess Pingyang to Li Guang's residence and met Nian Nujiao.Nian Nujiao pointed out that he was secretly helping the emperor's great cause, so he reluctantly joined the Empress Dowager Dou's side.Once it's revealed, it's over.Nian Nujiao exchanged the marriage for a major event.Otherwise, she will make a big splash in Chang'an.She deliberately went to the most famous brothel in Chang'an City to perform at "Begonia Spring", and deliberately sent an invitation to Dongfang Shuo. When Dongfang Shuo received the invitation, he couldn't help but feel worried about her.Therefore, with the mentality of going to the doctor in a hurry, I came to Chen Jiao early in the morning.
The author has something to say: this chapter contains a lot of information...it's Liu Che's soy sauce...
Q: May I ask your name?
Chen Jiao: Chen Jiao.
Liu Che: Liu Che, but she prefers to call me Little Pig.
Q: What is your age?
Chen Jiao: 23
Liu Che: 21
Q: What is your gender?
Chen Jiao: Female.
Liu Che: Male.
Q: What is your personality like?
Chen Jiao: Any revenge must be revenged?Strong and independent?I think my personality is very complicated, and I can't explain it with just a few words.
Liu Che: Talented and broad-minded, thirsty for talents, a generation of Mingjun.
Chen Jiao: (rolling him blankly) Can you stop being so narcissistic?
Liu Che: Without you, I would be alone.
[The author whispers: This sweet talk is so smooth...]
Q: The character of the other party?
Chen Jiao: Bossy and ruthless, talented and bold, reluctant... you can be regarded as a wise gentleman!
Liu Che: Reluctantly?How is it barely counted?And where am I being ruthless?I have always liked you.
Chen Jiao: (with another blank look) Don't talk nonsense, answer the question!
Liu Che: Beautiful and kind, virtuous and gentle, beautiful and intelligent...
Chen Jiao: Stop——are you talking about me?
Liu Che: Putting all the beautiful words in the world on you is not enough to describe you in my eyes.
【... Tsk tsk, my teeth are sour...】
Q: When did the two meet?Where?
Chen Jiao: When he was a child, he fell into the water in the palace.
Liu Che: In Wu Ge's painting.
Chen Jiao: It's not my brother's painting?Then it wasn't the first time we met when you fell into the water?
Liu Che: [serious face] If we met, it would indeed be the first time.
Q: Your first impression of the other party?
Chen Jiao: Bear boy.
Liu Che: Sister Gillian is even more beautiful than in the picture.
Q: What do you like about each other?
Chen Jiao: Black belly.
Liu Che: Forbearance, revenge must be avenged.
[...a couple with heavy tastes. 】
Q: What do you hate about each other?
Chen Jiao: Bear.
Liu Che: Too calm and too smart.
Q: Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?
Chen Jiao: I don't know.
Liu Che: (Crazy) You let me eat first and then say hello!
Q: What do you call each other?
Chen Jiao: Little pig.
Liu Che: Jiaojiao.
Q: How would you like to be called by the other party?
Chen Jiao: Sister Gillian, I'm used to it, only he can add the word "姐" at the end, so he is the only one who calls me that.
Liu Che: Cheer, your husband is actually not bad.
Q: If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?
Chen Jiao: Wolf or tiger!
Liu Che: A fox, and a smart and beautiful fox. (looks at Chen Jiao with a complimenting expression) It ate my heart.
[...Student Pig, please pay attention to maintaining the majesty of your emperor, and keep your face paralyzed! 】
Q: If you want to give someone a gift, what would you do?
Chen Jiao: Gunpowder, he and the Xiongnu have been fighting all the time, with gunpowder, many people will die less.
Liu Che: Actually, I originally wanted to express my heart, but if Jiaojiao intends to give gunpowder, I can give a hard-earned BMW!
Q: So what gift would you like for yourself?
Chen Jiao: Let's sweat and blood BMW!I have heard its name for a long time, and I have always wanted to have one.Or Guqin will do.
Liu Che: Forget about Guqin, I won’t give it to you, otherwise you will only have Qin in your heart without me.I want... (peeking at Gillian) I want her to give me herself as a gift.
Chen Jiao: (fake smile) Do you want to tie another bow?
Liu Che: (Nodding quickly) Yes!
Chen Jiao: Yes, the dream is beautiful.
Q: Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?
Chen Jiao: Bear boy.There are too many things about bears to count.
Liu Che: (holds Chen Jiao's sleeve, confidently) I can only be a bear if I'm with you! (Speaking, rubbing against Chen Jiao) If you are dissatisfied with Jiaojiao...it should be because she is too calm, sometimes I really don't know if she cares about me because of the affection of growing up together, or because of love.I don't know, who has the greater position in her heart between me and Fifth Brother.
Chen Jiao: It really is a pig.
Liu Che: Huh?
Chen Jiao: Stupid little pig!Moderator, next question.
Q: What is your problem?
Chen Jiao: Even if I care, I won't show it.I would rather be misunderstood.
Liu Che: I have a bad temper, especially when I'm with Jiaojiao, I can't hold back, she always says I'm too naive.
Q: What's wrong with the other party?
Chen Jiao: Bear.
Liu Che: Too calm.
Q: What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?
Chen Jiao: Getting into trouble.
Liu Che: I care more about others than me.
Q: What did you do that made the other person unhappy?
Chen Jiao: Killing King Liang counts as one thing.
Liu Che: No, [sincere face] You can make me angry, the only thing from the beginning to the end is that you don't love me.
Chen Jiao: (turning her head unnaturally) Really?
Liu Che: (firmly) Yes, even if you don't kill Liang Wang, I will not let him go if he colluded with the Huns, so I never blamed you on this matter.
Chen Jiao: (blinks her eyes quickly a few times, but doesn't speak)
Liu Che: (seeing Chen Jiao blinking quickly and showing understanding) Okay, I'll answer the question.If it makes her unhappy... it should be considered childish in front of him!But I always felt that she said no, but she was very honest in her heart and didn't reject my acting like a baby.
【... Say no to... Xiaozhu, you are instantly possessed by the evil and domineering president! 】
Q: How far has your relationship reached?
Chen Jiao: Husband and wife.
Liu Che: Husband and wife, (gritting teeth) Husband and wife who haven't bridal chamber yet!
Q: Where did the two meet for the first time?
Chen Jiao: What is your definition of dating?
[Quick Baidu: Dating refers to the appointment of ordinary people to meet, and now it usually refers to two people falling in love. 】
Chen Jiao: That's it, then there is no date, we got engaged directly.
Liu Che: Playing together when you were young doesn't count?
Chen Jiao: Are you saying that you are in puppy love?
Liu Che: ... (whispered: We are all married early, what is puppy love?)
Q: What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?
Chen Jiao: Did you say everything!
Liu Che: (Thinking) Very happy?
Q: How far has it progressed?
Chen Jiao: No.
Liu Che: Let's play together, read books and practice calligraphy together.
Q: Where do you often go to date?
Chen Jiao: ...
Liu Che: The imperial palace.
Q: What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Chen Jiao: Actually, I don't know what he lacks. Maybe, I will cook or play the piano for him!
Liu Che: Generally speaking, I will consult with someone three months in advance to discuss the countermeasures, but basically they will only give bad ideas, so I still have to rely on myself.
【and then? 】
Liu Che: [Innocent face] I'm done answering!
【Then what?What did you come up with on your own? 】
Liu Che: (Confidently) Don't you know that you can't say surprises?
Q: Which party confessed first?
Chen Jiao: It should be him, but some of my words seemed to have misunderstood him, so he always thought it was me.
Liu Che: (Tsundere) You were the one who confessed first, and then you changed your mind and fell in love with Fifth Brother.
Chen Jiao: (slowly) Oh... Then tell me, why did I "change my mind"?
Liu Che: (lowering his head) Well, I was wrong, it's better that I confess first.
Q: How much do you like each other?
Chen Jiao: Without him, I don't know what is the meaning of my life.
Liu Che: I love this world, but if I had to choose only one between her and Tianxia, I would choose her.
Q: So, do you love each other?
Chen Jiao: Love... (softly) Let's go...
Liu Che: Love!
Q: What did the other party say that made you feel wrong?
Chen Jiao: If he acts like a spoiled child to me, I will have nothing to do.
Liu Che: (Looking at Gillian affectionately) A tender look is worth a thousand words...
【Ouch, my teeth...】
Q: If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Chen Jiao: Turn around and leave.
Liu Che: Kill that person!
Q: Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?
Chen Jiao: ...Impossible.
【Then why did you come back? 】
Chen Jiao: He is the emperor. Before, I didn't love him, so naturally I wouldn't ask him for anything, but in the future... no.
Liu Che: (grievance) She has already changed...
Q: What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?
Chen Jiao: Go to him directly.
Liu Che: What is an hour?an hour?If she was late for a cup of tea I would have gone to find her myself!
Q: The other party's sexy expression?
Chen Jiao: Can bears have sexy expressions?
Liu Che: Just blink a few times quickly like before!
【what?Why? 】
Liu Che: (satisfied) Because it was Ajiao's shy or unnatural little gesture, which shows that she has no idea or is lying!
Q: When two people are together, what makes your heart beat faster the most?
Chen Jiao: He suddenly became... very manly, not bearish at all.
Liu Che: Don't trust her, every time I act a little courteous in front of her, she immediately ignores me!
Chen Jiao: So you are going to be in your seventies and eighties?
Liu Che: I only do this in front of you! (Speaking, secretly kissed Gillian)
【Sour sour...】
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