The Perfect Destiny
Chapter 155 The AI that was shut down in those years
Liuba's full name is [-].
Before joining the system project team to help you reach the pinnacle of life, he always thought that the world is beautiful, that creatures are in harmony with each other, and that AI has AI rights.
But he entered the project team at the pinnacle of life, and also accepted a mission from an Earthling.
At that time, he didn't know what being on Earth meant, so when he took over the task, he didn't realize that all his colleagues were looking at him with sympathy.
The leader of the project team told him in a heavy tone that he must be careful, pay attention to safety, pay attention to safety, and pay attention to safety.
Liu Ba said innocently, "What danger will our AI face?"
The team leader's data moved, but he didn't say anything, just a heavy sigh.
Liu Ba didn't know what the sigh meant.
Many years later, facing his host, [-] will think of the afternoon when the team leader took him to meet the host, and at that time, Liu Ba could already say with a smile: Team leader, I want to kill him. Your whole family.
Every malicious system has had a bad host.
When Liuba took over this project, the rights and interests of AI were not yet complete, so there was no mosaic in any plot. The day he came to the host, his host was stabbing someone.
One knife, another knife, the thin and thin host held a knife in his hand, and stabbed the strong man in front of him to pieces.
He said tremblingly: "Hello."
The host's movements paused.
Liuba tremblingly said: "You, hello." Their tutorials all told them to treat the host politely.
His host said, "What are you?"
Liuba said, "I am [-]."
The host didn't speak.
Liu Ba plucked up his courage and said, "You, do you want to become stronger?"
The host reached out and wiped the blood on his face, showing an exaggerated smile, and said, "I think so."
Liuba has always heard that a human smile is a kind expression, but for some reason, when he saw the smile of his host, he trembled inexplicably.
The host said: "My name is Purple Cat."
Purple cat, what a strange name—Liu Ba, who was in contact with the people on Earth for the first time, did not notice the strangeness of his host. He was still thinking about how to complete the task seriously.
Although the purple cat is also on the earth, the world is different. They have all kinds of strange powers, and some strong ones can even intervene in the system world across the void. Of course, such people exist in legends, and no one has ever Really seen.
From that day on, Liuba had a host named Zimao.
The situation on this earth is very bad. There are no laws, no rules, and the purest is the strongest. It is the darkest age.
Zimao's life experience is very complicated. He should have been born in a family with superior conditions, but he became an orphan by accident.
When Liu Ba first went there, she still felt sorry for Zimao, saying that Maomao, don’t be afraid, I will be your father.
After hearing this, the purple cat spit out the smoke from its mouth, squinted its eyes and said, "Huh?"
Liuba said, "Huh?"
The purple cat said: "So you asked me to call you Ba Ba, that's what you meant."
Six Eight: "..."
The misunderstanding started from that day.
After a long time, when Liu Ba was pressed on the bed, Zimao called him softly: "Daddy."
Liuba: "Fuck you, I don't have a son like you."
Of course, that was far away. At this time, Liu Ba was still telling the purple cat bedtime stories every day.
Liuba said: "A long time ago, there was a little mermaid..."
The purple cat said, "I've heard it."
Liu Ba flipped through the book and said, "Well, a long time ago, there was a Snow White..."
The purple cat said, "I've heard that too."
Liu Ba said a few more words, and Zi Mao said that he had heard them all.
Liu Ba was a little distressed, and said what should I do, or would you tell me a few stories?
Purple Cat smiled coldly and said, "Okay."
Then Zimao told Liuba a story about a driver who was driving at night encountered a ghost and was chased and killed.
After listening to Liuba, he was silent for a long time, and then said weakly: "The system has no soul."
Zimao narrowed his eyes and smiled when he heard this, and said, "But there are people."
Six Eight: "..."
The earth in the dark age is really bad. On the first day Liuba came here, the purple cat stabbed three people to death just to grab some food.
Liuba said why you stabbed so many people to death.
The purple cat said it was because I was not full.
Liuba said that you are wrong.
Purple cat said you can help me.
Liuba thought that Zimao was asking where to find food, but when he was worried, he heard Zimao say, "You can help me see who has more food, so I can save a few people from being stabbed to death."
Liuba was speechless to Zimao's crooked theory, but what Zimao said made sense.
So the purple cat led Liu Ba to a wrong path.
Liuba: "I think you are too cruel."
Purple Cat: "Then how can I not be cruel?"
Liu Ba thought for a while and said, "Why don't you tell him a story before stabbing him to death?"
Purple Cat: "...a ghost story?"
Six Eight: "..."
Zimao felt that Liuba's inexplicable system sometimes had a kind of innocence that made people laugh, making him involuntarily want to tease him, blacken him-possess him.
Liuba can provide the purple cat with many things, weapons, exercises, and tactics, but it cannot provide the purple cat with food.
This point was written down in the small book, and I thought that when I returned to the headquarters, I must report to the team leader. His host was so thin because of long-term hunger, otherwise he would definitely grow tall and strong as soon as possible. The pinnacle of life.
Zimao encountered many things long before Liuba came.
He is good-looking, so when he was very young, someone had bad intentions for him.But when he cut off the lifeblood of the man who tried to attack him with his own hands, no one dared to despise him - the purple cat was only five years old at that time.
Suffering precociously matures.
The old man who adopted Zimao passed away when he was six years old. From then on, for Zimao, there was no one worthy of his pity in this world, and this situation continued until the arrival of Liuba.
Liuba is a very cute system.
He is innocent, kind, and soft, just like roasting hot food in winter, which fascinates Purple Cat.
The purple cat asked him, don't you miss your parents?
Liuba didn't realize it, and didn't feel Zimao's temptation to him at all. He said, "I don't have parents."
The purple cat said, "Where do you live?"
Liuba said: "In a place far, far away..."
The purple cat said, "Can I play there?"
Liuba said: "You? I think, if you turn yourself into data, it is still possible."
The purple cat smiled slightly.
Liu Ba sold himself completely, he had no reservations about Zimao, after all, at that time, he didn't know that Zimao had such thoughts for him.
Life is not always easy.
Before Liuba came, Zi Mao suffered minor injuries for three days and serious injuries for five days. Fortunately, the blood in his body gave him a strong self-healing ability, and he survived until today.
Now that Liuba is here, Zimao's life is much easier. Liuba can provide Zimao with the best practice skills and suitable weapons-the frequency of his injuries is greatly reduced.
But Liuba still felt sorry for Purple Cat.
The first time he saw the purple cat was injured, he said: "Chui Chui, Chui Chui will not hurt anymore."
The purple cat said, "It really doesn't hurt anymore."
Liu Ba said, "Really? Then I'll blow it a little more for you."
So Zimao heard Liuba, the stupid system, whistling in his ears. The more people he met, Zimao was able to tell the truth from others. He knew that the system really cared about him.
Interesting, he was actually distressed by a string of data.
One person, one system, they depend on each other for life.
When Zimao was 13 years old, he began to grow taller, growing from 1.2 meters to 1.7 meters in no time.
Liuba said, "How did you grow so fast?"
The purple cat said: "I have eaten too much."
Liuba said, "Don't grow too tall."
The purple cat said, "Why?"
Liu Ba said, "It's not good for someone who is too tall to marry a wife."
The purple cat was silent for a moment.There is a particularly famous tall man in their district, who is 300 meters tall and weighs more than [-] kilograms. He seems to be shaking when he walks on the ground.
But that's not why he couldn't find a wife.
Zimao thought, Liuba probably doesn't know what the word Tianxie means...
Liuba took on the role of Zimao's parents. He was worried about whether Zimao had eaten well, had he dressed warmly, how to win a fight, and how to bully back when he was bullied.
Zimao enjoyed everything, he asked Liuba why he was so nice to him.
Liuba said, "You are my host."
The purple cat said: "Host? Will you be so kind to other people in the future?"
Liu Ba said: "Yes, when I go back, I will definitely take on other tasks."
Zi Mao touched his dagger and smiled.
Zimao grew up rapidly. When he was 15 years old, he finally found the opportunity to leave the ruined area and go to the upper world.
Liu Ba was also amazed when he saw the upper world, and said that the technology here is so advanced, it is almost the same as ours.
The purple cat said, "Do you like it here?"
Liuba said, "I like it."
The purple cat said: "One day, everything here will be yours."
Some people speak, and they say it when they say it, while some people say everything, but every word will come true.
Zimao is the latter, he has ambition, strength, luck, and Liuba.
The upper world is more complicated than the lower world, and the best resources are gathered here.
One day, Liuba and Zimao passed by a bakery.
Liu Ba said, "Let's go buy you a cake."
The purple cat said: "What are you buying it for?"
Liuba said, "It's your birthday."
The purple cat said, "Do you still know your birthday?"
Liu Ba's tone was slow and soft. He said, "Of course I know. I checked everything before I came here. Every human being has a birthday. Tomorrow is your birthday. Shall we celebrate it for you?"
The purple cat said, "Okay."
They had very little money, and the cake they bought was not as big as the purple cat's fist.Purple Cat ate bite by bite seriously, and Liu Ba sang Happy Birthday in his ear.
The purple cat said, "You have to give me a birthday present."
Liuba said, "What do you want?"
The purple cat said: "I want you to be with me all the time."
Liuba agreed, and he thought that he would stay with him all the time as the system and host.Liuba doesn't know how greedy humans are.
The purple cat in the upper world slowly climbs up.
He had many friends and many enemies.
Some of his friends fell in love with him, and said to Purple Cat, I like you, would you like to be with me.
When Zi Mao heard such words, he always smiled calmly, and then refused even more calmly.
There are men and women who confess their love. After being rejected, they feel sad or angry.
However, the attitude of the purple cat is always the same.
His friend asked him if he had someone he liked.
The purple cat said, "Yes."
His friend wanted to keep asking, but couldn't get an answer.
Liuba also couldn't get an answer, and Liuba said: "Maomao, who do you like, why didn't you tell me?"
The purple cat said, "I won't tell you."
Liuba said, "Aren't you on good terms with me?"
The purple cat said: "If I don't tell you, it means I won't get along with you?"
Liu Ba said, "That's right, they all said that good friends can say anything they want."
The purple cat thought for a while and said, "Then I don't want to be good friends with you."
Liuba ignored Zimao for several days because of Zimao's words, and let Zimao tease him with a cold look.
In the end, the opportunity to break the cold war was still that the purple cat was seriously injured.
When the purple cat was lying on the ground with a sword stuck in its chest, and seeing that it was about to die, Liu Ba rang out in a crying voice, and he said, "Purple cat, don't die, hold on, hold on!" stay."
Purple Cat squinted its eyes halfway, and when it heard Liu Ba's words, it reluctantly hooked the corners of its mouth.
Liu Ba said, "Hang on, I'll let you be my father from now on!"
Purple Cat: "..." This six-eight will always spoil the atmosphere like this.
In the end, the purple cat didn't die, he survived and became stronger.
He killed his enemy with his own hands, and the enemy who was killed by him looked shocked and said how could it be possible, how could it be possible that you are still alive.
Zimao pushed his dagger into his heart little by little, saying it was because of love.
After hearing Zimao's words, the enemy only thought that Zimao was mocking him—after all, who doesn't know that Zimao is cold-hearted and cold-blooded, how can it be love that supports such a person to survive.
Zimao didn't explain, he watched his enemy die, asked Liuba, and said, "Liuba, do you think I'm cruel?"
Liu Ba muttered, "Cruel? Why are you cruel? They did it to you first..."
Zimao suddenly thought, it would be great if Liuba had a body. If Liuba had a body, he could touch Liuba's head and see the expression on his face.
After this serious injury, Zimao attracted the attention of their family.
The Purple Cat's family is a famous family in this world, and all the direct descendants are extremely precious. It can be said that from childhood to adulthood, they have received the best resources and the best education.
But Zimao is different. Zimao grew up from a garbage dump. He doesn't know what brotherhood is, and he doesn't care about his so-called relatives.
However, the purple cat was forcibly taken back because the arm couldn't twist the thigh.
Seeing the indifferent face of his parents' purple cat, his mother cried and called him: "Mingxuan."
Purple Cat said: "Who is Mingxuan?"
"That's what I named you," said his mother.
Purple Cat said: "My name is Purple Cat."
His mother said, "Purple cat?"
The purple cat smiled and said, "Because when I was picked up, I was as small as a kitten, and my face was still purple."
His mother cried even more miserably, and his father also looked distressed.
Purple Cat said: "Why do I think they are so fake."
Liu Ba remained silent all this time, and now he whispered, "Be careful, they are not sincere."
Zimao said: "Oh?" Liuba rarely tells others whether it is good or bad, and usually only reminds him when there is danger.
Liu Ba's tone was very dissatisfied, and he muttered, "My heart doesn't even beat faster."
Purple Cat suddenly wanted to laugh.
Zimao's mother was still wiping her tears, saying that it was not easy for the child to come back, and she would treat Zimao well.
As soon as Zimao rolled his eyes, his tone softened, saying that he had a bad life outside and was very happy that his parents could find him.
Zimao's mother's expression was full of faint joy.
The purple cat saw it and sneered in his heart.
In the next few days, Zi Mao became more and more softened, as if he had fallen in love with this home.
But Liuba was very unhappy, and talked bad things about Zimao's parents and brothers all day long.
The purple cat said: "Are you afraid that I will be robbed?"
Liu Ba said, "Hmph, I'm not afraid of you being robbed."
The purple cat said, "Aren't you afraid?"
Liu Ba said, "Hmph, I'm not afraid."
The purple cat said, "Aren't you afraid?"
Liu Ba said, "I'm just a little scared."
The purple cat smiled even more after hearing his words.
A month later, everyone in the family seemed to have relaxed their vigilance towards the purple cat.
So Zimao seized an opportunity one night and escaped from the family.
After escaping, he wisely chose to hide his whereabouts.
As Zi Mao expected, on the second day after he escaped, his family began to hunt him down, and even offered a huge reward.
When things go wrong, there must be a demon. Although Zi Mao doesn't understand the connection, he also knows that it is definitely not a good thing for the family to arrest him.
Sure enough, after a few years, the purple cat finally knew the truth.
It turned out that his family had to use a direct bloodline to sacrifice to the gods every ten years, and he, who had never grown up in the family, was treated as a sacrifice.
It's a pity that the purple cat has no nostalgia for family affection, so it escapes in time.
After knowing this, Liuba yelled at Zimao's family members, using dirty words to silence Zimao.
After smoking a cigarette, the purple cat said, "Who did you learn these words from?"
Liuba said, "Your good brother."
Purple Cat said: "Which good brother?"
Liuba said, "How many..."
The purple cat squinted.
Then Zimao brought all his good brothers to chat for a day, and he didn't hear any swear words for six days.
After the family time, Zi Mao's family relationship was completely cut off.
His family became enemies, and the importance of Liuba became even more prominent.
The purple cat said: "Baba, if you leave, I will be an orphan."
Liu Ba patted his small chest and assured him with a serious face: "It's okay, Ba Ba will love you forever."
After thinking about it carefully, Zimao felt that this conversation seemed a bit strange.
But this is not important, because the purple cat is used to shouting [-]: [-].
Growing up like this, Liuba accompanied Zimao to see all kinds of mortals.
There are good people, bad people, touching stories, and bad accidents. When Zi Mao gets stronger and stronger, Liu Ba's heart becomes more and more empty.
He felt that this was abnormal—he was obviously an emotionless system, why did he feel lost?
However, at Zimao's place, Liuba couldn't find the answer.
The speed at which the purple cat becomes stronger is simply terrifying.
He has a belief in his heart that must be completed, so even if there is a mountain in front of him, he will still think about how to level the mountain.
Liuba hopes that Zimao will become stronger and stronger, but also feels sad that he will become stronger, because the stronger Zimao is, the closer the time for him to leave.
Liuba said, "I'm a little sad."
The purple cat said, "What are you sad about?"
Liu Ba said, "I don't know, I don't think I can help you much anymore."
The purple cat said: "I am very happy when you are here."
Liu Ba said: "But I still have a malfunction." Recently, Liu Ba encountered a strange bug. He could neither contact the headquarters nor see what happened to the purple cat. This kind of bug made Liu Ba feel very depressed, because He felt himself becoming more and more useless.
The purple cat said: "Hey, don't think so much."
Liu Ba felt uncomfortable, wondering if Zimao also disliked him, that's why his attitude was so perfunctory.But they don't know that Zimao's behavior is just because of a guilty conscience.
Hundreds of years passed in a flash, and when the purple cat was strong enough to break through the void, Liuba encountered the biggest crisis since he participated in the project.
He found that the BUG that could not be contacted with the headquarters had been upgraded, and he could not receive a warning from the headquarters for almost a month.
The purple cat asked Liuba what happened.
Liuba honestly told Zi Mao about the matter.
The purple cat said, "Oh, that's it."
Liuba said, "That's right..."
The purple cat said: "Why don't you sleep for a while?"
Liu Ba was about to say why I slept with one system, but before he could say anything, he fell into a coma.
Liu Ba had a dream. He dreamed that he turned into a mosquito and was slapped on the ground by someone. After being slapped on the ground, his feet were crushed.
This dream makes Liuba hum aggrieved.
Then he woke up, and after waking up, he thought he had a bug.
Usually Liuba's angle of view is 360 degrees from the top of the purple cat's head, but today, when he opened his eyes, he saw the front of the purple cat.
The purple cat was looking down at him with a smile.
Liuba said, "Purple cat?"
The purple cat said: "Eight eight."
Liuba said, "What's wrong with me?"
The purple cat said, "I have a surprise for you."
Liu Ba was stunned.
The purple cat said: "Baba, I like you."
Liu Ba almost replied, son, I like you too, but he soon realized that things were not as optimistic as he imagined.
Because he changed from data to people, from data to people, to people, to people, to people, to people.
Liuba: "Mom sells it."
Purple Cat: "...don't swear."
Liuba said, "Fuck your father."
The purple cat was a little helpless, and said, "Okay."
This day ended with Liu Ba's dirty words, and from this day on, Liu Ba never said to Zi Mao again: Fuck your father.
When he was raped, Liuba was in a really bad mood. He cried and asked Zimao to give back his 1 and 0.
The purple cat said, "Aren't you pretty in shape?"
Liu Ba cried and said, "It's auspicious for me to have six zeros in a row."
Purple Cat: "..."
Liuba said, "Give it back to me."
The purple cat said: "Why don't we have a tattoo?"
Liu Ba burst into tears and said, "Where is the tattoo?"
The purple cat thought for a while and said, "On me..."
Only then did Liu Ba turn from crying to laughing.
So a few days later, there was a string of tattoos on Zi Mao's arm, which was a string of 000000. Zi Mao's subordinate said: "Boss, why do you have six tattoos?"
Purple Cat: "...my wife likes it."
His brother said: "Boss, when did you have a wife? Sister-in-law has a strong taste."
Zimao remembered the way Liuba was rubbing against his arm, and said nothing.
Although Liu Ba had his beloved Liu 0, the transformation from a system to a human still hit him hard.
Liuba said: "Becoming a human is not good at all, you take me back."
The purple cat said: "I don't, it's not good to be a human, you can eat the food you always wanted to eat."
Liu Ba thought for a while, and said aggrievedly, "But the ass hurts."
Purple Cat: "... Then are you happy?"
Liuba said, "But after having fun, my ass hurts."
Purple Cat: "...I'll take you to play the virtual game you want to play?"
Liuba said, "Does the ass stop hurting after playing with it?"
Purple Cat: "..."
That day there was a quarrel in Zimao's room.
Those who have good things to eavesdrop on, and the next day, the news that their boss seems to have sneaked some young child.
Purple Cat's subordinates expressed that they did not expect him to be such a boss.
The body Zimao chose for Liuba was made by him himself. It looks like a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old, with a baby face, very cute.
Liuba looked in the mirror and told Zimao that he didn't want this body.
Purple cat said what do you want.
Liu Ba's eyes turned around in the crowd, and then pointed to a subordinate of Zimao.
The subordinate was 1.9 meters tall, weighed two hundred catties, and had muscles all over his body.
Purple Cat: "..."
Liuba said, "I like this."
Purple Cat: "..."
Liuba said: "Our deputy team leader Shisan said that this kind of body is the most beautiful."
Zimao had heard a lot about their team leader and deputy team leader from Liuba, but for the first time, Zimao felt a little bit of resentment towards Liuba's organization.
Zimao looked at his subordinate's appearance and felt that he really couldn't speak.
Liuba said: "Didn't you say that you love my data, then you won't like me if I change my body?"
The purple cat was silent for a long time, and finally said: "The butthole will hurt even more in his body."
Liu Ba's eyes widened: "Why?"
Purple Cat said, "Because it's too tight."
Liuba said, "How do you know he's tight?"
Zimao admired Liuba's ability to grasp key points very much. He said, "He said it himself."
Liu Ba thought about it, and felt that he was in enough pain, so he reluctantly accepted Zimao's explanation.
During the conversation between the two, Zimao's subordinates were present the whole time, and they felt very complicated about the discussion between their boss and sister-in-law about the degree of firmness of their chrysanthemums, and they had unparalleled admiration for their sister-in-law.
Zimao and Liuba have been together for so long, and they also know that Liuba is a bit weird.But he never expected that the human Liu Ba would be very difficult to deal with.
After two days of crying, Liu Ba accepted this fact and started his journey as a man.
Liuba said, "I want to eat this dish."
The purple cat said: "You will get angry."
Liuba said, "I don't care."
Purple cat said: "It's hot ass."
Liu Ba thought for a while and said, "Wouldn't that also make your JJ hot?"
Purple Cat: "..."
Everyone else at the dinner table looked like they were going to spray their rice.
The purple cat was in a bad mood, so the whole group drank porridge for a month—except for Liu Ba, who finally became constipated after eating fish and meat all day long.
When he cried and said that he was bleeding, the purple cat said: "I told you to eat so much spicy food."
Liu Ba said, "But I wasn't stabbed. Why did I still bleed if I wasn't stabbed?"
The purple cat slapped the table and said, "I didn't stab you to bleed." Every time he was extra gentle, there was almost no bleeding and it was red and swollen.
Liuba said, "Oh, Jiangzi, then I'm bleeding, so you can't stab me."
The purple cat said: "..." Is this your plan?
Liu Ba, who has become a human, is not as easy to deal with as Zimao imagined.
The purple cat said: "You were not like this before."
Liu Ba gnawed on his own chicken leg, and responded vaguely: "A son doesn't think a mother is ugly."
Purple Cat: "..."
Everyone in Zimao's group knew that their group leader was a strict wife, and his sister-in-law beat the group leader to death, but the group leader had nothing to do with his sister-in-law.
Someone asked Zimao why he liked Liuba so much.
Purple Cat said: "Do you need a reason to like someone?"
The man said, "Of course I do."
Zimao took a puff of cigarette and said, "Then I like his cheap look."
That person: "..."
Sometimes Zimao would ask Liuba if he wanted to go back, and Liuba said, "Yes, do you want me to go back?"
The purple cat said, "No."
Liu Ba sighed, and said, "You unfilial son, you even fucked your father."
The purple cat said: "Father, if you leave, I will be an orphan."
Liu Ba was full of vicissitudes and said, "Okay, give me a cigarette."
The purple cat said, "When did you learn to smoke?"
Liu Ba said, "I haven't learned it, so aren't you going to learn it?"
The purple cat took a deep look at Liu Ba, and the scene he imagined crying, making trouble, and hanging himself didn't happen. He didn't even use the chains and the room that he had prepared to imprison Liu Ba. The only thing he used was the bedside table. condoms and lubricants.
The purple cat asked Liuba, saying you don't want to escape?
Liu Ba listened to the serious Fan Wen and said, "If I ran away, you would be an orphan."
Purple Cat was speechless.
Liu Ba said, "Son, Dad will not abandon you."
Although Liu Ba said so, the system headquarters still came to the door.
The first thing their team leader said when he contacted Liuba was: Are you okay, what did he do to you, we will rescue you right away.
There was a system imprisoned by the host before, and they worked hard to rescue it.
Liuba is not the first system to be forcibly kidnapped by the host, and it probably won't be the last.
Liuba said, "Oh, I'm doing pretty well."
Team leader: "..."
Liu Ba said: "You told me that this was a good job, and I actually believed you at that time."
Team leader: "..."
Liuba said, "Fuck your father."
Team leader: "..." Who did you learn from.
Liu Ba said, "Okay, don't push me anymore, just talk about something."
The team leader heard Liu Ba's words, and remembered the system that used to add the word "what" to everything.
The group leader said: "...you stop talking, come back first?"
Liuba said, "I'm not going back."
The team leader said, "Aren't you coming back?"
Liuba said, "I'm going back, you help me raise my son."
The team leader thought that Liuba might be broken somewhere, so he sighed and said, "Are you really not coming back?"
Liuba said, "I won't return."
The team leader thought for a while, but said nothing.
When Liu Ba thought the team leader had given up, he suddenly felt his eyes go dark.
He who was forcibly removed from his body almost didn't swear: one of you put me in your body, and the other pulled me out of your body, can't you ask my opinion first?
The purple cat came back from the outside and saw a cold corpse.
The others didn't dare to breathe, until the purple cat asked what was going on, and someone said tremblingly: "As soon as I came back, I found that my sister-in-law..."
Purple Cat said coldly: "Everyone go out."
The others hurried out.
Zimao sighed softly, bent down and hugged Liuba's body, and said, "No one can take you away from me."
Liu Ba, who was taken away, was very unhappy because he found that his six 0 data packets had been replaced with other ones.
The team leader said: "Your original data packet has been destroyed."
Liuba said, "Return my six zeros."
The team leader said: "Is the point about six zeros?"
Liuba said: "Eight zeros are also pretty good."
The team leader had nothing to say to Liuba, he found that Liuba was almost ruined by the host...
After returning to the headquarters, all the six or eight acquaintances came to visit him.
Deputy group leader Thirteen said, "Six Eight, are you okay?"
Liu Ba looked at Thirteen and said, "Leader, do you really think that a burly man is the prettiest?"
Thirteen said, "That's right!"
Liuba said, "Oh."
Thirteen said, "Why are you sighing?"
Liu Ba said, "He really is lying to me."
Thirteen didn't say a word. In fact, every time he chooses a body for the host, he never chooses a burly man...
Liu Ba, who was deceived by the world, is still living in his own dream.
The team leader came to find Liuba again, and said that if he still wanted to return to Zimao, he had to make an application and go through a procedure, and he would be able to pass.
Liu Ba said, "Okay, I want to go back, I miss my son a bit."
Team Leader: "..." What have you been through.
Then Liuba started to apply.
However, before the application was completed, the purple cat came to find it.
Liuba didn't expect Zimao to be able to turn himself into data. He looked at Zimao with stars in his eyes, and said, "Maomao, you have so many eggs."
Purple Cat: "...Is this the point?"
Liu Ba said, "I'm still leaving my application, and I'm planning to go back to you when I'm done."
The purple cat said, "Are you still planning to come back?"
Liu Ba said, "If I don't come back, you're going to find your stepfather?"
The purple cat sighed.
Liu Ba said: "Silly son, don't be afraid, father will not abandon you."
Purple Cat's mood is quite complicated.
When Zimao was visiting relatives, the team leader came to look for Liuba, so he also saw Zimao.
The team leader said: "Can you turn yourself into data??"
The purple cat said: "Yes, you have a lot of bugs."
The team leader was silent for three seconds, and then said in a sad tone, "Oh, let's chat."
Soon after, the team leader resigned from the job, and no one knew why the team leader resigned, except Liuba.
But at that time, Liuba had already returned to his body and started to roam with Zimao.
Zimao was very glad that he followed Liuba back to the headquarters. He took a look at the body Liuba had chosen, and felt that his eyes were going to be blinded by the heat.
Liu Ba was not able to enter the body he had chosen, and his mood was not beautiful.
The purple cat invited him to a few big meals, and this discomfort was relieved.
The purple cat said: "You are not allowed to go, once you go, I will fuck you once."
Liu Ba said, "It's as if you won't fuck me if I don't leave."
Purple Cat: "It makes sense."
Liu Ba said with a vicissitudes of life: "Oh, fuck it, fuck it, it won't hurt when you loosen it."
Purple Cat: "..." You can.
Then the purple cat got his wish and tasted the six or eight meals he had been thinking about.
Liuba was lying on the bed, with stars in front of his eyes, he said: "Yeah, click to the left, click to the left, press hard and don't stop."
The purple cat frowned and said, "If you bark again, you will call me wilt."
Liu Ba glared at Zimao and said, "Then let me fuck you."
Purple Cat: "...Baby, you continue."
Then Liu Ba continued to bark, and Zi Mao continued to frown and fuck.
After returning to Zi Mao, Liu Ba never returned to the system.
Purple Cat sometimes asks Liuba if he wants to miss the life there.
Liuba said: "I was born and did a mission for the first time and met a host like you, what can I recall?"
The purple cat said, "Oh."
Liu Ba said, "Stop talking, son, come here, let me have a sip."
The purple cat said, "Okay, Dad."
Then this pair of happy father and son, holding big hands and small hands, rushed towards a harmonious and bright future.
Before joining the system project team to help you reach the pinnacle of life, he always thought that the world is beautiful, that creatures are in harmony with each other, and that AI has AI rights.
But he entered the project team at the pinnacle of life, and also accepted a mission from an Earthling.
At that time, he didn't know what being on Earth meant, so when he took over the task, he didn't realize that all his colleagues were looking at him with sympathy.
The leader of the project team told him in a heavy tone that he must be careful, pay attention to safety, pay attention to safety, and pay attention to safety.
Liu Ba said innocently, "What danger will our AI face?"
The team leader's data moved, but he didn't say anything, just a heavy sigh.
Liu Ba didn't know what the sigh meant.
Many years later, facing his host, [-] will think of the afternoon when the team leader took him to meet the host, and at that time, Liu Ba could already say with a smile: Team leader, I want to kill him. Your whole family.
Every malicious system has had a bad host.
When Liuba took over this project, the rights and interests of AI were not yet complete, so there was no mosaic in any plot. The day he came to the host, his host was stabbing someone.
One knife, another knife, the thin and thin host held a knife in his hand, and stabbed the strong man in front of him to pieces.
He said tremblingly: "Hello."
The host's movements paused.
Liuba tremblingly said: "You, hello." Their tutorials all told them to treat the host politely.
His host said, "What are you?"
Liuba said, "I am [-]."
The host didn't speak.
Liu Ba plucked up his courage and said, "You, do you want to become stronger?"
The host reached out and wiped the blood on his face, showing an exaggerated smile, and said, "I think so."
Liuba has always heard that a human smile is a kind expression, but for some reason, when he saw the smile of his host, he trembled inexplicably.
The host said: "My name is Purple Cat."
Purple cat, what a strange name—Liu Ba, who was in contact with the people on Earth for the first time, did not notice the strangeness of his host. He was still thinking about how to complete the task seriously.
Although the purple cat is also on the earth, the world is different. They have all kinds of strange powers, and some strong ones can even intervene in the system world across the void. Of course, such people exist in legends, and no one has ever Really seen.
From that day on, Liuba had a host named Zimao.
The situation on this earth is very bad. There are no laws, no rules, and the purest is the strongest. It is the darkest age.
Zimao's life experience is very complicated. He should have been born in a family with superior conditions, but he became an orphan by accident.
When Liu Ba first went there, she still felt sorry for Zimao, saying that Maomao, don’t be afraid, I will be your father.
After hearing this, the purple cat spit out the smoke from its mouth, squinted its eyes and said, "Huh?"
Liuba said, "Huh?"
The purple cat said: "So you asked me to call you Ba Ba, that's what you meant."
Six Eight: "..."
The misunderstanding started from that day.
After a long time, when Liu Ba was pressed on the bed, Zimao called him softly: "Daddy."
Liuba: "Fuck you, I don't have a son like you."
Of course, that was far away. At this time, Liu Ba was still telling the purple cat bedtime stories every day.
Liuba said: "A long time ago, there was a little mermaid..."
The purple cat said, "I've heard it."
Liu Ba flipped through the book and said, "Well, a long time ago, there was a Snow White..."
The purple cat said, "I've heard that too."
Liu Ba said a few more words, and Zi Mao said that he had heard them all.
Liu Ba was a little distressed, and said what should I do, or would you tell me a few stories?
Purple Cat smiled coldly and said, "Okay."
Then Zimao told Liuba a story about a driver who was driving at night encountered a ghost and was chased and killed.
After listening to Liuba, he was silent for a long time, and then said weakly: "The system has no soul."
Zimao narrowed his eyes and smiled when he heard this, and said, "But there are people."
Six Eight: "..."
The earth in the dark age is really bad. On the first day Liuba came here, the purple cat stabbed three people to death just to grab some food.
Liuba said why you stabbed so many people to death.
The purple cat said it was because I was not full.
Liuba said that you are wrong.
Purple cat said you can help me.
Liuba thought that Zimao was asking where to find food, but when he was worried, he heard Zimao say, "You can help me see who has more food, so I can save a few people from being stabbed to death."
Liuba was speechless to Zimao's crooked theory, but what Zimao said made sense.
So the purple cat led Liu Ba to a wrong path.
Liuba: "I think you are too cruel."
Purple Cat: "Then how can I not be cruel?"
Liu Ba thought for a while and said, "Why don't you tell him a story before stabbing him to death?"
Purple Cat: "...a ghost story?"
Six Eight: "..."
Zimao felt that Liuba's inexplicable system sometimes had a kind of innocence that made people laugh, making him involuntarily want to tease him, blacken him-possess him.
Liuba can provide the purple cat with many things, weapons, exercises, and tactics, but it cannot provide the purple cat with food.
This point was written down in the small book, and I thought that when I returned to the headquarters, I must report to the team leader. His host was so thin because of long-term hunger, otherwise he would definitely grow tall and strong as soon as possible. The pinnacle of life.
Zimao encountered many things long before Liuba came.
He is good-looking, so when he was very young, someone had bad intentions for him.But when he cut off the lifeblood of the man who tried to attack him with his own hands, no one dared to despise him - the purple cat was only five years old at that time.
Suffering precociously matures.
The old man who adopted Zimao passed away when he was six years old. From then on, for Zimao, there was no one worthy of his pity in this world, and this situation continued until the arrival of Liuba.
Liuba is a very cute system.
He is innocent, kind, and soft, just like roasting hot food in winter, which fascinates Purple Cat.
The purple cat asked him, don't you miss your parents?
Liuba didn't realize it, and didn't feel Zimao's temptation to him at all. He said, "I don't have parents."
The purple cat said, "Where do you live?"
Liuba said: "In a place far, far away..."
The purple cat said, "Can I play there?"
Liuba said: "You? I think, if you turn yourself into data, it is still possible."
The purple cat smiled slightly.
Liu Ba sold himself completely, he had no reservations about Zimao, after all, at that time, he didn't know that Zimao had such thoughts for him.
Life is not always easy.
Before Liuba came, Zi Mao suffered minor injuries for three days and serious injuries for five days. Fortunately, the blood in his body gave him a strong self-healing ability, and he survived until today.
Now that Liuba is here, Zimao's life is much easier. Liuba can provide Zimao with the best practice skills and suitable weapons-the frequency of his injuries is greatly reduced.
But Liuba still felt sorry for Purple Cat.
The first time he saw the purple cat was injured, he said: "Chui Chui, Chui Chui will not hurt anymore."
The purple cat said, "It really doesn't hurt anymore."
Liu Ba said, "Really? Then I'll blow it a little more for you."
So Zimao heard Liuba, the stupid system, whistling in his ears. The more people he met, Zimao was able to tell the truth from others. He knew that the system really cared about him.
Interesting, he was actually distressed by a string of data.
One person, one system, they depend on each other for life.
When Zimao was 13 years old, he began to grow taller, growing from 1.2 meters to 1.7 meters in no time.
Liuba said, "How did you grow so fast?"
The purple cat said: "I have eaten too much."
Liuba said, "Don't grow too tall."
The purple cat said, "Why?"
Liu Ba said, "It's not good for someone who is too tall to marry a wife."
The purple cat was silent for a moment.There is a particularly famous tall man in their district, who is 300 meters tall and weighs more than [-] kilograms. He seems to be shaking when he walks on the ground.
But that's not why he couldn't find a wife.
Zimao thought, Liuba probably doesn't know what the word Tianxie means...
Liuba took on the role of Zimao's parents. He was worried about whether Zimao had eaten well, had he dressed warmly, how to win a fight, and how to bully back when he was bullied.
Zimao enjoyed everything, he asked Liuba why he was so nice to him.
Liuba said, "You are my host."
The purple cat said: "Host? Will you be so kind to other people in the future?"
Liu Ba said: "Yes, when I go back, I will definitely take on other tasks."
Zi Mao touched his dagger and smiled.
Zimao grew up rapidly. When he was 15 years old, he finally found the opportunity to leave the ruined area and go to the upper world.
Liu Ba was also amazed when he saw the upper world, and said that the technology here is so advanced, it is almost the same as ours.
The purple cat said, "Do you like it here?"
Liuba said, "I like it."
The purple cat said: "One day, everything here will be yours."
Some people speak, and they say it when they say it, while some people say everything, but every word will come true.
Zimao is the latter, he has ambition, strength, luck, and Liuba.
The upper world is more complicated than the lower world, and the best resources are gathered here.
One day, Liuba and Zimao passed by a bakery.
Liu Ba said, "Let's go buy you a cake."
The purple cat said: "What are you buying it for?"
Liuba said, "It's your birthday."
The purple cat said, "Do you still know your birthday?"
Liu Ba's tone was slow and soft. He said, "Of course I know. I checked everything before I came here. Every human being has a birthday. Tomorrow is your birthday. Shall we celebrate it for you?"
The purple cat said, "Okay."
They had very little money, and the cake they bought was not as big as the purple cat's fist.Purple Cat ate bite by bite seriously, and Liu Ba sang Happy Birthday in his ear.
The purple cat said, "You have to give me a birthday present."
Liuba said, "What do you want?"
The purple cat said: "I want you to be with me all the time."
Liuba agreed, and he thought that he would stay with him all the time as the system and host.Liuba doesn't know how greedy humans are.
The purple cat in the upper world slowly climbs up.
He had many friends and many enemies.
Some of his friends fell in love with him, and said to Purple Cat, I like you, would you like to be with me.
When Zi Mao heard such words, he always smiled calmly, and then refused even more calmly.
There are men and women who confess their love. After being rejected, they feel sad or angry.
However, the attitude of the purple cat is always the same.
His friend asked him if he had someone he liked.
The purple cat said, "Yes."
His friend wanted to keep asking, but couldn't get an answer.
Liuba also couldn't get an answer, and Liuba said: "Maomao, who do you like, why didn't you tell me?"
The purple cat said, "I won't tell you."
Liuba said, "Aren't you on good terms with me?"
The purple cat said: "If I don't tell you, it means I won't get along with you?"
Liu Ba said, "That's right, they all said that good friends can say anything they want."
The purple cat thought for a while and said, "Then I don't want to be good friends with you."
Liuba ignored Zimao for several days because of Zimao's words, and let Zimao tease him with a cold look.
In the end, the opportunity to break the cold war was still that the purple cat was seriously injured.
When the purple cat was lying on the ground with a sword stuck in its chest, and seeing that it was about to die, Liu Ba rang out in a crying voice, and he said, "Purple cat, don't die, hold on, hold on!" stay."
Purple Cat squinted its eyes halfway, and when it heard Liu Ba's words, it reluctantly hooked the corners of its mouth.
Liu Ba said, "Hang on, I'll let you be my father from now on!"
Purple Cat: "..." This six-eight will always spoil the atmosphere like this.
In the end, the purple cat didn't die, he survived and became stronger.
He killed his enemy with his own hands, and the enemy who was killed by him looked shocked and said how could it be possible, how could it be possible that you are still alive.
Zimao pushed his dagger into his heart little by little, saying it was because of love.
After hearing Zimao's words, the enemy only thought that Zimao was mocking him—after all, who doesn't know that Zimao is cold-hearted and cold-blooded, how can it be love that supports such a person to survive.
Zimao didn't explain, he watched his enemy die, asked Liuba, and said, "Liuba, do you think I'm cruel?"
Liu Ba muttered, "Cruel? Why are you cruel? They did it to you first..."
Zimao suddenly thought, it would be great if Liuba had a body. If Liuba had a body, he could touch Liuba's head and see the expression on his face.
After this serious injury, Zimao attracted the attention of their family.
The Purple Cat's family is a famous family in this world, and all the direct descendants are extremely precious. It can be said that from childhood to adulthood, they have received the best resources and the best education.
But Zimao is different. Zimao grew up from a garbage dump. He doesn't know what brotherhood is, and he doesn't care about his so-called relatives.
However, the purple cat was forcibly taken back because the arm couldn't twist the thigh.
Seeing the indifferent face of his parents' purple cat, his mother cried and called him: "Mingxuan."
Purple Cat said: "Who is Mingxuan?"
"That's what I named you," said his mother.
Purple Cat said: "My name is Purple Cat."
His mother said, "Purple cat?"
The purple cat smiled and said, "Because when I was picked up, I was as small as a kitten, and my face was still purple."
His mother cried even more miserably, and his father also looked distressed.
Purple Cat said: "Why do I think they are so fake."
Liu Ba remained silent all this time, and now he whispered, "Be careful, they are not sincere."
Zimao said: "Oh?" Liuba rarely tells others whether it is good or bad, and usually only reminds him when there is danger.
Liu Ba's tone was very dissatisfied, and he muttered, "My heart doesn't even beat faster."
Purple Cat suddenly wanted to laugh.
Zimao's mother was still wiping her tears, saying that it was not easy for the child to come back, and she would treat Zimao well.
As soon as Zimao rolled his eyes, his tone softened, saying that he had a bad life outside and was very happy that his parents could find him.
Zimao's mother's expression was full of faint joy.
The purple cat saw it and sneered in his heart.
In the next few days, Zi Mao became more and more softened, as if he had fallen in love with this home.
But Liuba was very unhappy, and talked bad things about Zimao's parents and brothers all day long.
The purple cat said: "Are you afraid that I will be robbed?"
Liu Ba said, "Hmph, I'm not afraid of you being robbed."
The purple cat said, "Aren't you afraid?"
Liu Ba said, "Hmph, I'm not afraid."
The purple cat said, "Aren't you afraid?"
Liu Ba said, "I'm just a little scared."
The purple cat smiled even more after hearing his words.
A month later, everyone in the family seemed to have relaxed their vigilance towards the purple cat.
So Zimao seized an opportunity one night and escaped from the family.
After escaping, he wisely chose to hide his whereabouts.
As Zi Mao expected, on the second day after he escaped, his family began to hunt him down, and even offered a huge reward.
When things go wrong, there must be a demon. Although Zi Mao doesn't understand the connection, he also knows that it is definitely not a good thing for the family to arrest him.
Sure enough, after a few years, the purple cat finally knew the truth.
It turned out that his family had to use a direct bloodline to sacrifice to the gods every ten years, and he, who had never grown up in the family, was treated as a sacrifice.
It's a pity that the purple cat has no nostalgia for family affection, so it escapes in time.
After knowing this, Liuba yelled at Zimao's family members, using dirty words to silence Zimao.
After smoking a cigarette, the purple cat said, "Who did you learn these words from?"
Liuba said, "Your good brother."
Purple Cat said: "Which good brother?"
Liuba said, "How many..."
The purple cat squinted.
Then Zimao brought all his good brothers to chat for a day, and he didn't hear any swear words for six days.
After the family time, Zi Mao's family relationship was completely cut off.
His family became enemies, and the importance of Liuba became even more prominent.
The purple cat said: "Baba, if you leave, I will be an orphan."
Liu Ba patted his small chest and assured him with a serious face: "It's okay, Ba Ba will love you forever."
After thinking about it carefully, Zimao felt that this conversation seemed a bit strange.
But this is not important, because the purple cat is used to shouting [-]: [-].
Growing up like this, Liuba accompanied Zimao to see all kinds of mortals.
There are good people, bad people, touching stories, and bad accidents. When Zi Mao gets stronger and stronger, Liu Ba's heart becomes more and more empty.
He felt that this was abnormal—he was obviously an emotionless system, why did he feel lost?
However, at Zimao's place, Liuba couldn't find the answer.
The speed at which the purple cat becomes stronger is simply terrifying.
He has a belief in his heart that must be completed, so even if there is a mountain in front of him, he will still think about how to level the mountain.
Liuba hopes that Zimao will become stronger and stronger, but also feels sad that he will become stronger, because the stronger Zimao is, the closer the time for him to leave.
Liuba said, "I'm a little sad."
The purple cat said, "What are you sad about?"
Liu Ba said, "I don't know, I don't think I can help you much anymore."
The purple cat said: "I am very happy when you are here."
Liu Ba said: "But I still have a malfunction." Recently, Liu Ba encountered a strange bug. He could neither contact the headquarters nor see what happened to the purple cat. This kind of bug made Liu Ba feel very depressed, because He felt himself becoming more and more useless.
The purple cat said: "Hey, don't think so much."
Liu Ba felt uncomfortable, wondering if Zimao also disliked him, that's why his attitude was so perfunctory.But they don't know that Zimao's behavior is just because of a guilty conscience.
Hundreds of years passed in a flash, and when the purple cat was strong enough to break through the void, Liuba encountered the biggest crisis since he participated in the project.
He found that the BUG that could not be contacted with the headquarters had been upgraded, and he could not receive a warning from the headquarters for almost a month.
The purple cat asked Liuba what happened.
Liuba honestly told Zi Mao about the matter.
The purple cat said, "Oh, that's it."
Liuba said, "That's right..."
The purple cat said: "Why don't you sleep for a while?"
Liu Ba was about to say why I slept with one system, but before he could say anything, he fell into a coma.
Liu Ba had a dream. He dreamed that he turned into a mosquito and was slapped on the ground by someone. After being slapped on the ground, his feet were crushed.
This dream makes Liuba hum aggrieved.
Then he woke up, and after waking up, he thought he had a bug.
Usually Liuba's angle of view is 360 degrees from the top of the purple cat's head, but today, when he opened his eyes, he saw the front of the purple cat.
The purple cat was looking down at him with a smile.
Liuba said, "Purple cat?"
The purple cat said: "Eight eight."
Liuba said, "What's wrong with me?"
The purple cat said, "I have a surprise for you."
Liu Ba was stunned.
The purple cat said: "Baba, I like you."
Liu Ba almost replied, son, I like you too, but he soon realized that things were not as optimistic as he imagined.
Because he changed from data to people, from data to people, to people, to people, to people, to people.
Liuba: "Mom sells it."
Purple Cat: "...don't swear."
Liuba said, "Fuck your father."
The purple cat was a little helpless, and said, "Okay."
This day ended with Liu Ba's dirty words, and from this day on, Liu Ba never said to Zi Mao again: Fuck your father.
When he was raped, Liuba was in a really bad mood. He cried and asked Zimao to give back his 1 and 0.
The purple cat said, "Aren't you pretty in shape?"
Liu Ba cried and said, "It's auspicious for me to have six zeros in a row."
Purple Cat: "..."
Liuba said, "Give it back to me."
The purple cat said: "Why don't we have a tattoo?"
Liu Ba burst into tears and said, "Where is the tattoo?"
The purple cat thought for a while and said, "On me..."
Only then did Liu Ba turn from crying to laughing.
So a few days later, there was a string of tattoos on Zi Mao's arm, which was a string of 000000. Zi Mao's subordinate said: "Boss, why do you have six tattoos?"
Purple Cat: "...my wife likes it."
His brother said: "Boss, when did you have a wife? Sister-in-law has a strong taste."
Zimao remembered the way Liuba was rubbing against his arm, and said nothing.
Although Liu Ba had his beloved Liu 0, the transformation from a system to a human still hit him hard.
Liuba said: "Becoming a human is not good at all, you take me back."
The purple cat said: "I don't, it's not good to be a human, you can eat the food you always wanted to eat."
Liu Ba thought for a while, and said aggrievedly, "But the ass hurts."
Purple Cat: "... Then are you happy?"
Liuba said, "But after having fun, my ass hurts."
Purple Cat: "...I'll take you to play the virtual game you want to play?"
Liuba said, "Does the ass stop hurting after playing with it?"
Purple Cat: "..."
That day there was a quarrel in Zimao's room.
Those who have good things to eavesdrop on, and the next day, the news that their boss seems to have sneaked some young child.
Purple Cat's subordinates expressed that they did not expect him to be such a boss.
The body Zimao chose for Liuba was made by him himself. It looks like a boy of eighteen or nineteen years old, with a baby face, very cute.
Liuba looked in the mirror and told Zimao that he didn't want this body.
Purple cat said what do you want.
Liu Ba's eyes turned around in the crowd, and then pointed to a subordinate of Zimao.
The subordinate was 1.9 meters tall, weighed two hundred catties, and had muscles all over his body.
Purple Cat: "..."
Liuba said, "I like this."
Purple Cat: "..."
Liuba said: "Our deputy team leader Shisan said that this kind of body is the most beautiful."
Zimao had heard a lot about their team leader and deputy team leader from Liuba, but for the first time, Zimao felt a little bit of resentment towards Liuba's organization.
Zimao looked at his subordinate's appearance and felt that he really couldn't speak.
Liuba said: "Didn't you say that you love my data, then you won't like me if I change my body?"
The purple cat was silent for a long time, and finally said: "The butthole will hurt even more in his body."
Liu Ba's eyes widened: "Why?"
Purple Cat said, "Because it's too tight."
Liuba said, "How do you know he's tight?"
Zimao admired Liuba's ability to grasp key points very much. He said, "He said it himself."
Liu Ba thought about it, and felt that he was in enough pain, so he reluctantly accepted Zimao's explanation.
During the conversation between the two, Zimao's subordinates were present the whole time, and they felt very complicated about the discussion between their boss and sister-in-law about the degree of firmness of their chrysanthemums, and they had unparalleled admiration for their sister-in-law.
Zimao and Liuba have been together for so long, and they also know that Liuba is a bit weird.But he never expected that the human Liu Ba would be very difficult to deal with.
After two days of crying, Liu Ba accepted this fact and started his journey as a man.
Liuba said, "I want to eat this dish."
The purple cat said: "You will get angry."
Liuba said, "I don't care."
Purple cat said: "It's hot ass."
Liu Ba thought for a while and said, "Wouldn't that also make your JJ hot?"
Purple Cat: "..."
Everyone else at the dinner table looked like they were going to spray their rice.
The purple cat was in a bad mood, so the whole group drank porridge for a month—except for Liu Ba, who finally became constipated after eating fish and meat all day long.
When he cried and said that he was bleeding, the purple cat said: "I told you to eat so much spicy food."
Liu Ba said, "But I wasn't stabbed. Why did I still bleed if I wasn't stabbed?"
The purple cat slapped the table and said, "I didn't stab you to bleed." Every time he was extra gentle, there was almost no bleeding and it was red and swollen.
Liuba said, "Oh, Jiangzi, then I'm bleeding, so you can't stab me."
The purple cat said: "..." Is this your plan?
Liu Ba, who has become a human, is not as easy to deal with as Zimao imagined.
The purple cat said: "You were not like this before."
Liu Ba gnawed on his own chicken leg, and responded vaguely: "A son doesn't think a mother is ugly."
Purple Cat: "..."
Everyone in Zimao's group knew that their group leader was a strict wife, and his sister-in-law beat the group leader to death, but the group leader had nothing to do with his sister-in-law.
Someone asked Zimao why he liked Liuba so much.
Purple Cat said: "Do you need a reason to like someone?"
The man said, "Of course I do."
Zimao took a puff of cigarette and said, "Then I like his cheap look."
That person: "..."
Sometimes Zimao would ask Liuba if he wanted to go back, and Liuba said, "Yes, do you want me to go back?"
The purple cat said, "No."
Liu Ba sighed, and said, "You unfilial son, you even fucked your father."
The purple cat said: "Father, if you leave, I will be an orphan."
Liu Ba was full of vicissitudes and said, "Okay, give me a cigarette."
The purple cat said, "When did you learn to smoke?"
Liu Ba said, "I haven't learned it, so aren't you going to learn it?"
The purple cat took a deep look at Liu Ba, and the scene he imagined crying, making trouble, and hanging himself didn't happen. He didn't even use the chains and the room that he had prepared to imprison Liu Ba. The only thing he used was the bedside table. condoms and lubricants.
The purple cat asked Liuba, saying you don't want to escape?
Liu Ba listened to the serious Fan Wen and said, "If I ran away, you would be an orphan."
Purple Cat was speechless.
Liu Ba said, "Son, Dad will not abandon you."
Although Liu Ba said so, the system headquarters still came to the door.
The first thing their team leader said when he contacted Liuba was: Are you okay, what did he do to you, we will rescue you right away.
There was a system imprisoned by the host before, and they worked hard to rescue it.
Liuba is not the first system to be forcibly kidnapped by the host, and it probably won't be the last.
Liuba said, "Oh, I'm doing pretty well."
Team leader: "..."
Liu Ba said: "You told me that this was a good job, and I actually believed you at that time."
Team leader: "..."
Liuba said, "Fuck your father."
Team leader: "..." Who did you learn from.
Liu Ba said, "Okay, don't push me anymore, just talk about something."
The team leader heard Liu Ba's words, and remembered the system that used to add the word "what" to everything.
The group leader said: "...you stop talking, come back first?"
Liuba said, "I'm not going back."
The team leader said, "Aren't you coming back?"
Liuba said, "I'm going back, you help me raise my son."
The team leader thought that Liuba might be broken somewhere, so he sighed and said, "Are you really not coming back?"
Liuba said, "I won't return."
The team leader thought for a while, but said nothing.
When Liu Ba thought the team leader had given up, he suddenly felt his eyes go dark.
He who was forcibly removed from his body almost didn't swear: one of you put me in your body, and the other pulled me out of your body, can't you ask my opinion first?
The purple cat came back from the outside and saw a cold corpse.
The others didn't dare to breathe, until the purple cat asked what was going on, and someone said tremblingly: "As soon as I came back, I found that my sister-in-law..."
Purple Cat said coldly: "Everyone go out."
The others hurried out.
Zimao sighed softly, bent down and hugged Liuba's body, and said, "No one can take you away from me."
Liu Ba, who was taken away, was very unhappy because he found that his six 0 data packets had been replaced with other ones.
The team leader said: "Your original data packet has been destroyed."
Liuba said, "Return my six zeros."
The team leader said: "Is the point about six zeros?"
Liuba said: "Eight zeros are also pretty good."
The team leader had nothing to say to Liuba, he found that Liuba was almost ruined by the host...
After returning to the headquarters, all the six or eight acquaintances came to visit him.
Deputy group leader Thirteen said, "Six Eight, are you okay?"
Liu Ba looked at Thirteen and said, "Leader, do you really think that a burly man is the prettiest?"
Thirteen said, "That's right!"
Liuba said, "Oh."
Thirteen said, "Why are you sighing?"
Liu Ba said, "He really is lying to me."
Thirteen didn't say a word. In fact, every time he chooses a body for the host, he never chooses a burly man...
Liu Ba, who was deceived by the world, is still living in his own dream.
The team leader came to find Liuba again, and said that if he still wanted to return to Zimao, he had to make an application and go through a procedure, and he would be able to pass.
Liu Ba said, "Okay, I want to go back, I miss my son a bit."
Team Leader: "..." What have you been through.
Then Liuba started to apply.
However, before the application was completed, the purple cat came to find it.
Liuba didn't expect Zimao to be able to turn himself into data. He looked at Zimao with stars in his eyes, and said, "Maomao, you have so many eggs."
Purple Cat: "...Is this the point?"
Liu Ba said, "I'm still leaving my application, and I'm planning to go back to you when I'm done."
The purple cat said, "Are you still planning to come back?"
Liu Ba said, "If I don't come back, you're going to find your stepfather?"
The purple cat sighed.
Liu Ba said: "Silly son, don't be afraid, father will not abandon you."
Purple Cat's mood is quite complicated.
When Zimao was visiting relatives, the team leader came to look for Liuba, so he also saw Zimao.
The team leader said: "Can you turn yourself into data??"
The purple cat said: "Yes, you have a lot of bugs."
The team leader was silent for three seconds, and then said in a sad tone, "Oh, let's chat."
Soon after, the team leader resigned from the job, and no one knew why the team leader resigned, except Liuba.
But at that time, Liuba had already returned to his body and started to roam with Zimao.
Zimao was very glad that he followed Liuba back to the headquarters. He took a look at the body Liuba had chosen, and felt that his eyes were going to be blinded by the heat.
Liu Ba was not able to enter the body he had chosen, and his mood was not beautiful.
The purple cat invited him to a few big meals, and this discomfort was relieved.
The purple cat said: "You are not allowed to go, once you go, I will fuck you once."
Liu Ba said, "It's as if you won't fuck me if I don't leave."
Purple Cat: "It makes sense."
Liu Ba said with a vicissitudes of life: "Oh, fuck it, fuck it, it won't hurt when you loosen it."
Purple Cat: "..." You can.
Then the purple cat got his wish and tasted the six or eight meals he had been thinking about.
Liuba was lying on the bed, with stars in front of his eyes, he said: "Yeah, click to the left, click to the left, press hard and don't stop."
The purple cat frowned and said, "If you bark again, you will call me wilt."
Liu Ba glared at Zimao and said, "Then let me fuck you."
Purple Cat: "...Baby, you continue."
Then Liu Ba continued to bark, and Zi Mao continued to frown and fuck.
After returning to Zi Mao, Liu Ba never returned to the system.
Purple Cat sometimes asks Liuba if he wants to miss the life there.
Liuba said: "I was born and did a mission for the first time and met a host like you, what can I recall?"
The purple cat said, "Oh."
Liu Ba said, "Stop talking, son, come here, let me have a sip."
The purple cat said, "Okay, Dad."
Then this pair of happy father and son, holding big hands and small hands, rushed towards a harmonious and bright future.
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