A ninja teaches you to be a brother

The first day when Ni was lethargic, I missed him.

In the first week of Yiqi Ni's drowsiness, I missed him, missed him, and missed him.

The first month, the second month, the third month of Yiqi Ni's coma... Finally, in order not to die in silence, the younger brothers broke out.

However, what no one expected was that the first one who broke out was not the one who always liked to be coquettish and clingy, nor the occasional two-meter-eight black-bellied Yaoyan or the ones with a quick temper, but the shy ones who had always been shy The five tigers retreated obediently and without humming.

As the five tigers who firmly believe in the wisdom that brother Yiqi once taught him, and that "money can turn ghosts around", he found that the government of the time said it was nice, but it was like rubbish in practice. To spend money to solve the problem.

He bought dozens of tablets in one go, and even sponsored Lixiang's Honmaru to connect to the network cable. Afterwards, he posted the question "How can I wake up my sleepy brother" on the forum of the god judge, and then offered a reward The string of zeros in the back is simply dazzling.

In fact, if it weren't for the backstage staff of the Government of Time to review each post conscientiously, they would almost have written the name of the first issue, and the sensation that would definitely be caused would be that all the cute and cute girls would open their eyes With watery eyes, he acted coquettishly and begged for help from his own god-inspector... Because of this, Tie had no choice but to hide his name as a last resort, and said the matter directly.

The forum of the god judge is like the Internet of the present world, covering everything, but it is a little different from the present world. There is a mixed bag of good and bad people inside, and there are many supernatural powers among them, so many troubles can really be solved among the god-inspectors.

Among them, the reward task forum is a relatively formal forum, and everyone knows that to release this task, you must first pay money to the platform under the name of the government. It is a bit like a third-party transaction guarantee in the world, so the reputation is still there.Therefore, even though the post of Five Tigers Retired seems to be a topic of flooding and chatting to make trouble, there are still many people who reply, and they reply very seriously.

As long as it is reasonable and not repetitive, the five tigers retreat will order the brothers to try, and then give a sum of money to the person who made the suggestion.But then he found out that this method is a bit stupid, because the words "let the prince kiss", "set the alarm", "seduce with delicious food" and so on sound reasonable, but they don't actually make much sense.

Tui felt that the first-phase brother hadn't thought about coming because he hadn't recovered from the mental damage, so he added later that he recruited all kinds of special talents to treat his brother. It's really doable.

For example, a person named Xue Ji said that she is a vampire, as long as she bites her, basically any problem can be solved. In her opinion, this should be a cure plan for her brother in the world, so she It is very considerate that he can come to visit. (In order for the judges to work with peace of mind, some excellent judges can apply for family members or lovers to come to Honmaru to accompany them, so as not to cause various problems)

Of course, this seemingly feasible plan was rejected because the first-stage race was not human, and there were many other weird methods.

In retrospect, there are a few that are quite reliable.

For example, there is a code-named wizard who said that he can make potions. She can first mail a bottle of generic and harmless ones. Of course, it is best for him to come and diagnose.

For another example, a person who claimed to be from a high-tech plane had something called a rejuvenating nutrient solution and a nutrient chamber. It was said that he could cultivate his spirit while sleeping in it while playing holographic games.

For another example, a priest who claims to be from a certain fantasy continent can perform a great healing technique, which has miraculous effects on trauma, and also has a certain recovery effect on mental injuries...

These five tiger retreats have been recorded one by one, but the troublesome point is that the treatment methods for these people can only be carried out after seeing Yiqi Yizhen himself. After the Shizhi government blocked the news, it sent people to watch Yiqi Yizheng all the time, not only to monitor the disease, but also to prevent information leakage.

According to the other brothers' thinking, they don't care if the news leaks or not, or whether it will cause panic or something like that, as long as their brother wakes up, it's fine for them. Probably going against the rubbish government... If the Five Tigers hadn't pulled back the black line to hold people back, maybe they would really fall out.

If it is really necessary to have a falling out in order to treat Brother Yi, that's fine. The problem is, this is something that can be negotiated!

The five tigers retreated once again to light the wax for the IQ of this group of brothers, and began to miss Hakata whose IQ was still above the standard line. Unfortunately, they did not find Hakata this time in Osaka City. Perhaps only the first brother can hope to find each other. Bar?

As a result, the five tigers retreated from their usual domineering president style, and poured a large amount of money on the garbage government that was still a little hesitant, saying that the hush money for these people was covered by themselves, which made the government of the time very upset He readily agreed.

However, the result disappointed everyone again, whether it was the priest who overdrawn his magic power and used the big healing technique, or the wizard holding the crucible, or the high-tech side with its own gene and spiritual restoration nutrient solution All the god judges are helpless to deal with the situation of one period and one recovery. In their words, although the spirit of one period and one recovery is still damaged, it is not so serious that it cannot be woken up.

However, the problem is that Yi Qi Yi Zhen did not wake up no matter how much he shouted.

In the end, it was Fujishiro who stayed up all night looking for those posts on the Internet, and then a elusive person with beautiful but strange hair color came to the door automatically, and the guy who claimed to be a magician recommended himself.

The magician said that although he doesn't know how to treat, he can enter the spiritual world of people. If the mental damage is not so serious, then there must be other reasons, and he doesn't guarantee that it can be solved, but he can find out the problem. , So he was hired by Gaoxin to enter the spiritual world of sleepiness.

Then, although the magician already knew that Yizheng Yizheng was under the control of his younger brother, he never expected that the other party's younger brother would control him to such an extent!Obviously the mental strength and willpower are not weak, but they are trapped by such a speechless illusion, and they don't want to wake up. Who can wake up a person who doesn't want to wake up?

Finally, the magician, who found the reason, poked his obsessed younger brother and was unwilling to wake up. After he found that there was no response to the physical awakening or mental force, he decisively left the spiritual world and told the truth. A very specific method for those anxious brothers who are waiting is to cry.

That's right, crying.

Even though the few Toshiro who looked at each other didn't quite believe this method that sounds like nonsense, they were still willing to give it a try, especially Maeda and the others who were already very worried. As soon as I said it, I really cried out as if I found a reasonable excuse...

One issue, one strike: ? ? ?

In the sweet dream that was still in his memory, he held his younger brother's little hand and ate barbecue. He suddenly stood up, and he heard the crying of his younger brothers!For a long time, all he heard here were the laughter of his younger brothers (Lock: My credit! My credit!), and now this voice suddenly appeared, it was like a bolt from the blue to him.

Are the younger brothers being bullied?Still thirsty, hungry?

Yizheng couldn't help thinking this way, then restrained himself abruptly and continued to embrace the younger brother who was smiling innocently in front of him, touched the younger brother's head, and then looked for him in the direction of the crying sound without hesitation. ...

Not to mention that after Locke knew that he would be blackened because he was worried that Yiqiyi would have nightmares that the judges were bad for his brothers, so he stopped those nightmares and only let some good dreams that were too late to stop, but let Yiqiyi Zhen was so depressed that he could not extricate himself from the dream. For now, everyone was pleasantly surprised.

Because, in the first episode, when Maeda, who was crying the loudest, held his hand, he really opened his eyes.

"Don't...don't cry..."

"Phase [-] brother!"

Maeda cried out in surprise, and then gratefully looked at Mr. Magician, who he thought was frivolous and unreliable before, and said with some shame: "I'm sorry, I doubted you before, it's really unreasonable, thank you your method."

"Hehe, no thanks. Besides, I have something to ask of you."

The corner of the magician's mouth twitched slightly, and sure enough, it was exactly what he thought... It's not easy for my younger brother to reach this level!This is definitely comparable to Qing Ji's obsession with An Zhen, and Lancelot's obsession with King Arthur, right?It's really hard to know what to say.

Yiqi Yizhen, who had already woken up from the dream, immediately understood what stupidity he had committed, and couldn't help but smiled awkwardly. He even kept a respectful distance from this person who once invaded him, even though he was very curious, why this person He was able to invade his spiritual world, and Locke in his mind didn't notice it at all.

"That's my racial talent!" The magician seemed to see through his thoughts, and said with a smile, "I'm half-human, half-nightmare, so it's just instinctive to enter your sleeping state. It's just fine that the one didn't notice me."

"!!!"

"Haha, I don't know how to read minds, I just know you a little bit."

"Anyway, thank you for your help, so I can wake up so quickly."

Yiqi Yizhen thanked him politely, and rubbed his forehead with his hands. He felt that his mental trauma was definitely not completely healed, because now he felt a dull pain in his head when he moved his mind.

"It's better not to use your brain too much now! After all, your mental damage has not fully recovered, so it's better to speak directly."

"That is to say... let me talk without thinking?"

"It's very nice of you to understand."

The magician showed a happy smile, and he was very relieved to see that Yiqi Yizhang's mind was still thinking clearly although he didn't turn the corner very much.

"Then, as my reward for waking you up, you might as well listen to me tell a story first."

"story?"

"Yes, that is a story that happened in the Human Security Agency of Chaldea..."