A ninja teaches you to be a brother

"Ahhhh! Uchiha's clan has been exterminated, the clan has been exterminated, the clan has been exterminated! How should I explain to Madara!"

"grandfather……"

"Hey~~ Good granddaughter, you have already summoned me, why don't you call Madara out together!"

"...Didn't you say that you couldn't explain to him?"

"Yeah, I'm going to lose face QAQ"

"..."

Tsunade watched silently as her grandfather suddenly shrank into a corner, and mushrooms appeared in circles around her. Fortunately, she knew that her grandfather's painting style blocked all irrelevant people, That's why the tall and stalwart image of the first Hokage was not dealt a devastating blow.

"Grandpa, Uchiha Madara's question will be discussed later, I summoned you this time because..."

"Whoa, but even so, I still want to see Madara! Tsunade, can you help me~~~"

"..." It's hard to explain, and I don't have the face to meet people, so it's fine if you don't see him? !

Tsunade held back her anger and clenched her fists tightly, even if she wished to punch the unreliable grandpa in front of her, she still had to rely on him now.According to their thinking, rather than letting Uchiha Madara be manipulated by the Black Jue resurrection, it is better for them to do it themselves, so they must first summon Senshou Hashirama, who can suppress Uchiha Madara.

"You're sure to see Madara soon, but—"

"Oh oh oh! As expected of Tsunade, I've brought you to the casino since I was a child and supplemented my private money with you!"

"Really?! Grandpa is so kind, let's go!"

"First generation! And Tsunade! Have you all forgotten the current crisis in the ninja world?!"

The third Hokage turned black, and he said how could a girl in Tsunade become addicted to drugs inexplicably, so the root of the trouble is here? !It’s really impressive that there is a grandfather who takes his granddaughter to the gambling house in the world—wait a minute, why is he suddenly worried about Konoha’s future finances? !

"..."

"..."

Tsunade and the summoned original Hashirama silently shut their mouths and bowed their heads to listen to the training, which made Sarutobi feel relieved inexplicably, and just when he was about to say something, he heard Tsunade let out a long sigh.

"Oh, grandpa, today is different..."

Sarutobi's heart ached when he heard what Tsunade said, thinking that what Tsunade was talking about was the decline of the Senshou clan and...he just reprimanded the two of them.It doesn't matter that Tsunade is his disciple, but what if the first generation thought that he didn't pay attention to the first generation because he became Hokage?He was in a hurry to explain, but he heard Tsunade's next words full of "bitterness"...

"The assets of our Thousand Hands Clan have shrunk a lot. If I want to gamble now, I have to borrow money. Before I come back, I have used up all the money around me, and I still owe a lot of people..."

"..."

——Do you mean this kind of thing when the present is different from the past? !

Hiruzaru Sarutobi felt that he was healthy and strong without myocardial infarction, and what made him so angry that he was about to vomit blood was that the first Hokage nodded in surprise and regret, and then smiled heartily: "It's okay, Madara is rich, and Uchiha is too If you are very rich, you call Madara out, and then we can ask Madara for money, ah no, borrow money to spend!"

"My lord, the Uchiha has already [exterminated the clan], and there is only one child who is less than ten years old and is still studying in the ninja school. Do you want to ask that child for money? And when Uchiha Madara and the Uchiha clan already……"

"..."

"Master First Generation?"

"(╥╯^╰╥) Madara, I really didn't mean to woo, I didn't know it would become like this..."

The first Hokage suddenly burst into tears. At first Tsunade and the third thought that this was the same fake cry as Yan Yi before, but later found out that the first Hokage really... cried.

Madara, am I wrong?

Probably because he had been lying in that world for a long time, after waking up, Hashirama suddenly remembered the dream they agreed upon at the beginning.

It's not as great as making the world peaceful, it's just a small, humble wish - I hope to protect my young brother at home, so that I won't see so many people sacrificed, that's all.

Later, because of his rapid rise in strength, Hashirama's ambitions gradually began to germinate. He wanted to quell the troubled times, wanted to protect all the young children, and wanted... Hashirama always thought he had succeeded, but when he looked back, he wanted to... Look, only to find that the original agreement I practiced was completed in pieces.

Senshou has fallen, and Uchiha is almost wiped out. Madara's younger brother Quanna died in Togama's hands, but he protected Togama, at least...

No, not right!

"How did Tobima die?"

Hashirama suddenly asked a serious question, and when he saw the robe on Sandai's body, he knew that his younger brother must have died, and then he saw Sarutobi and Tsunade's bleak eyes and bitter faces.

"Teacher, he was attacked by Jinjiao Yinjiao's rebellion during the alliance ceremony with Yunyin Village of the Land of Thunder in the first Ninja World War. In order to protect ourselves, he went to contain the enemy as a bait, and finally..."

"Ah, that's right, it's a way of death that fits the identity of a ninja."

Bashirama twitched the corners of his mouth, but found that he couldn't help laughing heartlessly anymore.

It turned out that he thought he had maintained peace, but the ninja war started shortly after his death; he thought he had protected his younger brother Tobima, but Tobima died in battle instead of dying; he thought he had not violated and Madara agreement, but in the end even the Uchiha clan was wiped out...

Was his whole life a joke?

"Tsunade, I want to see Madara, I want...to have a serious talk with him. Even though we're both dead, but I..."

"I know, Grandpa, you will see him, but we have more important things to tell you now..."

"..."

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On the other side, Didara finally regained consciousness after Tsunade took the time to help with the treatment, but he couldn't get up because he was too weak after lying down for too long, so he could only lie on the hospital bed to recuperate. is a torture.But fortunately, he can still knead clay on the bed and make artworks to pass the time. Even if Teacher Tuying told him countless times not to play with things, he turned a deaf ear to them.

"Brother Didara, you're pinching this again."

Heitu pushed the door in with a complicated expression, and it was no surprise that Didara was concentrating on pinching his artwork.She opened her mouth, but didn't say anything, she just silently settled down on the edge of Didara's hospital bed, watching Dirada's behavior quietly for the first time.

Heitu didn't speak, and Didala, who was immersed in his artwork, naturally wouldn't be distracted. Soon, a cute kitten appeared in his palm, with big vivid eyes and watery eyes. Looking at people coquettishly can make people's hearts melt.

Hei Tu, who observed carefully, had to admit that the nobleman's statement was correct.Not to mention how much talent Didara has in ninjas, at least as an artist, Didara is completely talented, and the works he makes are lifelike, as if there is a soul in them.Just like what the first batch of adults said, in fact, Didala's artistic talent made him live well without the need to be a ninja, and even achieved a higher status than a ninja...

"Really... well done."

"what?!"

Dirada put down the kitten, looked at Heitu strangely, and scratched his ears.

"What did you just say?"

"I said, you did a good job."

"!!!"

Didara was completely terrified this time. He looked up and down the black earth, and even showed vigilance. He made a gesture of dispelling the illusion with his hand in front of him, and found that it was not the enemy's illusion. The person is not someone else who has been used the transformation technique, and immediately stroked Heitu's forehead with one hand.

"No, it's not hot, no fever?!"

"Brother! What are you doing! Who has a fever!"

"You actually praised my work! Although my work is the best in the world, you are not like the teacher and others, saying that I am wasting time, wasting energy, wasting talent and not making progress..."

Seeing that Didara was still going to talk, Heitu blushed and slapped Didara before sitting down awkwardly.

"Did you know? Originally, the master took an A-level mission and gave it to you... Well, the mission was to protect a big man, and the other party asked you to do it, but you happened to be attacked."

"Tch, who is interested."

Dida curled her lips and rolled her eyes. She didn't have the sense of mission and excitement of being given such an important task for the first time in her life.It is very troublesome and time-consuming to protect those grumbling nobles. Compared with such a boring task, he would rather stay with his own artwork and create his own art.

"Listen to me!" Heitu slapped Didara on the head again, and said, "I was sent by the teacher to replace you, and the result... hehe, guess what?"

"Oh, what's going on?"

Didara excused himself twice absently, and started to make a puppy with another lump of soil. He had already pinched the puppy, and Heitu sighed.

"The lord was unwilling, saying that he didn't appoint you because of your status or strength, but because he valued your artistic talent."

"Oh, that's it... Eh? You, what are you talking about?!"

"I said, the lord wanted to appoint you because he valued your artistic talent." Heitu repeated, and said with a dark face, "He also said that he is the strongest Konoha who rarely hires the boss Da Yuan The soil ninja is so deceiving! How dare you say that staying in the soil ninja village is a waste of your talent. I was worried that the teacher would not let you go. I made this excuse, and I was pissed off, but what he said was not unreasonable—”

"You, you, what are you talking about?! There is a person with a discerning eye who values ​​my art?!"

Didara didn't care about Tuying Village's face at all. He only heard the focus of his attention, and immediately jumped up from the hospital bed, his eyes were shining, and he looked at Heitu expectantly.

"Who? Who is that discerning?! Take me to see that client!"

"Hey! Listen to me!"

"What's so good about it? It's nothing more than that the adult discovered my artistic talent, and then despised you vulgar people who don't understand art. In the end, you found that although the other party's words were ugly, they were right, so you just said Compliment me, huh?"

"..." End, absolutely correct!But why is it so unreconciled in my heart?

"Hee hee hee, I thought my body was limp and lacked energy, but now I feel full of strength all over my body! I want to talk to that bosom friend!"

"Stop! You are still recuperating!" Heitu angrily grabbed Didara who wanted to jump out, angry, helpless and wronged, "If you have anything to say, just tell me. ?!"

"No."

"What, what!? You, you—"

"Because you don't understand."

When Didara, who was always lively and cheerful, lowered his face, Heitu was suddenly taken aback, not only because of the calm expression, but also because of the deep eyes and words of the other party.

"Heitu, whether it's you, the teacher, or other senior brothers, what they see is only the most superficial and superficial things, and they can't delve into my artistic soul-even if you praise me, it's because of that. An unknown adult's evaluation of me? Compared with my art, what you see is only the additional things produced by my art, not the art itself, so you will not understand. "

"..."

"I am leaving."

"..."

At this moment, Heitu had an inexplicable premonition that Dirada would not go home after turning around and leaving. She wanted to reach out to hold Didara back, but she couldn't say anything, couldn't take a step forward, and couldn't go straight. Retaining, she, and they really can't understand the art that Didara is obsessed with...

……

"Ah, I ran out... But, I'm so hungry."

Deidara rubbed his empty stomach and pursed his lips. He knew that he should eat something in the hospital before coming out.Only then did he realize that he seemed to have no money around him, and he didn't know where the adult who admired his art was.

Do you want to go back?

No, I don't want it, just said that kind of thing and ran out, it would be too embarrassing to go back now!

Didara struggled for a while, his stomach started to growl, he began to consider whether to set up a street stall to sell his art, just now he made a kitten and a puppy!I just don't know if Konoha will allow you to set up a stall?Or did he just eat first, and then let the account be credited to the Earth Shadow Messenger Team?In other words, Konoha is so rich, he should allocate part of the funds to entertain them, right?

Didara rubbed his stomach, and then touched the living kitten in his hand, feeling a little tangled.He sniffed, and the aroma of various delicacies on Konoha Street entered his nostrils. It is indeed the most prosperous Konoha, with so many shops.

At this time, a gentle voice came from his ear.

"Hehe, are you hungry, kid?"

"none of your business!"

Didara pushed back with a blushing face, and when he looked up, a strange young man with water-colored hair was looking at him with a funny face, and his face became even redder.

"I don't mean anything else. I just ordered too many three-color meatballs with my friends. If you don't mind, how about eating some to fill your stomach first?"

"Who are you?! Why did you give me food?!"

Didara instantly became vigilant, and looked at the gentle and harmless visitor. As a ninja, how could he just eat food from unknown sources?What's more, why do people help for no reason!Moreover, it would make him inexplicably feel a strange sense of intimacy and the idea of ​​"this person is a good person", there is definitely a problem!

"Hehe, don't get me wrong, I have no malicious intentions."

Phase [-] shook his head, a little helpless, in this world, his affinity seemed to be counterproductive every time.He pointed to the kitten in the blond boy's hand, and said with a smile: "The cat clay in your hand is very similar to the style of an artist I like. I like it very much. Can I ask you to cut it off? As a reward, I'll pay you so you can eat."

"Really?"

For Didala, it is more useful to praise his works one sentence than to praise himself a hundred sentences, so he smiled, and immediately threw away his previous vigilance, and stuffed the kitten into the hands of the visitor.

"Since you like it, I will give it to you. I won't charge you if you know the goods! Those who like my art are good people!"

"Pfft~"

In the first episode, he couldn't help laughing. He didn't expect that the child would be so innocent and immediately removed his guard, and classified him as a "good guy". He immediately smiled and rubbed Didara's head. Recognized the child.I didn't expect that I would run into it when I came out to eat three-color meatballs with Itachi. It was also fate.

"Then, let me treat you to dinner as a gift for fans to meet their beloved idol."

"Fan? Idol?" Didara was at a loss.

"Well, Didara, I'm the one who wanted to invite you to protect me. I really like your work, so I investigated and released that mission rashly. I'm sorry."

"No no no, I'm very happy that someone can like my art." Dirada smiled, forgetting that he was hungry, "What's your name?"

"Yiqi Yizhen, you can call me Yiqi brother." Yiqi Yizhen smiled and took Didala's hand, passing an oden restaurant without stopping, "I remember you like to eat oden fried eggs, but that It can only be used as a snack instead of a main meal, shall we come back after the main meal later?"

"Okay~~ You are really a good person! Brother Yiqi!" Deidara immediately smiled when he heard this.

"Yes. Noodles for lunch, dinner, or barbecue?"

"It's still noodles."

"Then I recommend Yile Ramen. My brother has been nagging about that restaurant. It should taste good."

"I've decided, let's eat Ichiraku Ramen!"

"..."

Uchiha Itachi looked at the empty seat opposite with a blank face, and silently stuffed the last string of three-color balls into his mouth. That Deidara was obviously the same size as him, but he left him saying "what did he say?" That child seems to need to take care of me so I'll go first." This eccentric...could it be because the other party seems more childish?

Yes, it must be so!As a ninja, he was abducted and called brother by Yiqi Yijin so easily. Does your family Dokage know that you are so innocent? !

The author has something to say: You don’t love me anymore QAQ comments are so few TAT

small theater:

Itachi: You agreed to take care of me like a younger brother!You actually left me to find a new love!

Issue [-]: ? ? ? (It's not that you always refuse to be called brother, and you still look mature. I thought you didn't care?)

Deidara: Brother [-], Brother [-]!Look at the cute little bird I made, isn't it cute?

Phase I: Well, it’s great!This is standing on a branch for a nap... Next time, how about challenging the difficulty and trying to fly?

Deidara: Good good!Moreover, I also made a Q-version clay figurine for you in the first phase!

Yiqi Ni: As expected of you!so amazing!

Deidara: Hey, hey...

Itachi: ... (It's so annoying, I knew I wouldn't let the water in the first place...)