A ninja teaches you to be a brother

For Honosuke, the happiest thing was to be able to have enough money to buy fried tofu, and then lie in his room full of fried tofu and eat fried tofu happily (this is actually not easy, because fried tofu The house made is easy to break, and you need to buy fresh replacements from time to time).

Honosuke's hobby has not changed until now, but it is probably because Yiqi Yizhen is very concerned about the material life of his only partner, Hi-Tech Fox. Although Honosuke still likes deep-fried tofu, he feels that deep-fried tofu is not challenging anymore.

Even if Yizheng spent all his money for his younger brother and now he can't afford the oily tofu for him, he can only buy it with his own money, it's just out of habit and love, but it's a little less of the high that he once looked forward to. Climb the dream, so...

Foxnosuke slammed his mouth in his dream. He dreamed that he was about to strangle Naraku to death in the world, but Quan Nana ran out of nowhere to support Nanaraku, and after Madara and Hashirama came to fight... he Warned by the Garbage Government, the world is about to collapse - as two dimensional characters fight to disrupt the relationship between time and space.

In the dream, Honosuke was thinking deeply. He said that he had a dream other than fried tofu—hoping for world peace (don’t be destroyed by himself and the first phase of the palace).

This is a lofty and achievable dream, right?He must be the most selfless Honosuke with the highest ideological awareness!

Honosuke, who was awakened by his own handsomeness, was about to happily go to discuss with Yiqidian whether to eat steamed, braised, or boiled after fishing today, when he heard the emergency call from the garbage government—this world There are signs of disintegration.

At this moment, Foxosuke even thought that he hadn't woken up yet, but after he pinched his face fiercely with his claws, he finally realized soberly that this was not a dream, and it was not a dream. Not kidding.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! The first phase of the palace! Something big happened ah ah ah——"

"Wow! Foxnosuke, what are you doing?!"

Luan, who had become conscious in his sleep but hadn't fully woken up, jumped up suddenly after being so frightened, picked up the dagger beside his pillow and patrolled vigilantly around.

"Nanaruo, that little goblin's unyielding mind is attacking at night!?"

"..."

"Ahem, that's it, the time-traveling army is here? Is it a violation of the mission?"

"No, the world is going to be destroyed."

"oh, I see."

Tilting his head and thinking for a while, he immediately jumped up and ran out of the room in baggy pajamas before he even had time to put on his clothes.

"Even if it's the end of the world, I want to be with Yiqi Ni!"

"bump!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I bumped into you and messed up my lord." Tsubaki looked suspiciously at the civet cat who confesses to Lord Yoshimitsu every day, and smiled, "Girls can't just wear pajamas... Pajamas... Pajamas... You, you... ..."

"Huh? How?"

Luan casually glanced at Chun, not caring at all that his current pajamas were crumbling, and a large area of ​​snow-white skin was exposed to the air.Of course, the most exciting thing for Tsubaki is not the child's body, but——

"You are a boy?!!!"

"Yeah, do you have an opinion? Well, it's none of my business if you have an opinion. Where is Yiqini?"

"…………"

"Hey Miko, I have a question for you!"

"┭┮﹏┭┮"

Baby doesn't want to talk to you!

Tsubaki, who has always been confident in her appearance, burst into tears because of grievances. She thought that the distance between herself and the gods was between humans and gods. At most, there was an age gap of more than ten years. She was also a cute loli when she was young. ah!But, I didn't expect that there is a different gender now...

"Tsk, useless human beings. Their psychological quality is so poor that they even became a maiden for the first batch of nuns. If there is no one left..."

He frowned and curled his lips, turned around to continue looking for his first brother, and then his disdainful sneer froze on his face, because he found that the first brother he was thinking of was standing behind him, and beside him Standing a handsome monster with a luxurious temperament at first glance, and looking at Yiqi Ni with unusually hot eyes-why are so many coquettish sluts trying to snatch his brother?

Alas, but my brother is so good, this is also a sweet trouble!

Luan sighed with emotion, and then realized that he seemed to have exposed his true nature in front of Brother Yiqi just now.Obviously he has been paying attention all the time, and finally planted the impression of Aijiao's pure and innocent sweetheart in Brother Yiqi's heart. Are they going to be all broken into dregs now?

Please don't abandon it, don't hate it! QAQ

"chaos……"

"One, one phase brother..."

"Why are you so nervous?" Yiqi Yizhen looked at him with his head down, embarrassed, as if he had done something wrong, he showed a tolerant smile, and said gently, "Could it be that one day, I severely reprimanded you Do you hate brother?"

"No way!" Luan retorted without hesitation, "If such a day really happens, Brother Yiqi must have his own reasons!"

"Me too, mess."

Yiqi Yizhen squatted down, carefully looked at his usually flustered eyes, and gave him a hug.

"No matter how different your personality is from what I remember, it is impossible for me to hate you, because I know that you must have your own reasons for becoming like this."

——You must have been hurt a lot in places I don’t know about, right?

There was distress in Yiqi Yizheng's eyes. At this moment, he had long forgotten Sesshomaru by his side, and Honosuke who rushed out to say that the world was in crisis. He only remembered that his younger brother was wronged and hurt. , and had to pretend to be as hard as usual in front of him.

Luanben is indeed a soft and cute little angel. He would use the cold, mean and condescending tone to evaluate Chun. He must have experienced something bad, so that's why he is like this?How can one be disappointed with the chaos because of this?

"It's okay, no matter what, you are the one I am proud of, my favorite brother, chaos."

"Brother Phase One..."

"Cough cough, I'm sorry to interrupt the conversation between you brothers, but... ah ah ah! Isn't this a killing pill!? What did you do in the first phase of the palace?!"

Foxnosuke's screams echoed in the shrine again, and he could only hold down Luan's ears so as not to suffer such torture. When Foxanosuke finally calmed down, he said, "I was in that room just now. Carefully touched a piece of blue paper and stepped on a magic circle, and then he came out."

"Oh, so that's the case-what the hell is this?!" Fox's help covered his face, "Isn't that the summoning room? Didn't it mean that this courtyard is an experimental product and has no function?! Why is there a blue symbol? Why is the first phase hall Hello, you got into the SSR?!"

"This description is a bit strange." Yiqi raised his eyebrows and said suspiciously, "You seem to know a lot of things. Fox, are you sure you haven't forgotten what to say?"

"I'm sorry, first phase hall, I know too many things, it's hard to remember what I told you and what I forgot." Fox Nosuke wagged his tail and suddenly said strangely, "That's not right , Sesshomaru is not such a well-behaved character, why is he so quiet and obedient?"

"Well... probably, what kind of contract was established just now?" Yi Qi said uncertainly, "He seems to have misunderstood me deeply, so I have to let him stand here quietly."

"misunderstanding?"

"If you let him go free, he'll..."

"Poison China Claw!"

"Stop and follow me."

Yiqi shrugged helplessly, as long as he let go of the imprisonment of Sesshomaru, the other party would attack him with ultimate moves without hesitation.When he was in the summoning room just now, his first question was ignored by the other party, and the first greeting he received was a green poisonous whip, so he had to use that inexplicable authority to restrain the other party.

"I also want to ask you what is going on."

"...It seems that it is indeed me."

Foxnosuke was speechless and asked the sky. He explained: "The purpose of the summoning room is to allow the onmyoji to summon monsters through spells, so as to subdue them as shikigami. However, not all summoned monsters can be subdued. If the monster If it is too strong, it will backfire against the Onmyoji, and of course, if the Onmyoji is strong, he can directly make a contract with the monster."

Sesshomaru is indeed very strong. According to Honosuke's estimate, if it really comes to a fight, it may not be able to fight in the first phase without the support of those small props from the government. Sesshoumaru is big, and by the level of this world, he is still a god.

In this period of this world, Shinto has not declined, and even because of the relationship between the many monsters, there are many people who believe in the gods, so the gods receive more beliefs and have a higher status. Naturally, they directly crushed Sesshomaru and forcibly made a contract. .

Foxnosuke can understand Sesshomaru's desire to kill people, and of course he can understand why he didn't let go of Sesshoumaru.Although they did know that this was an accident, and they had no intention of enslaving Sesshomaru, they would be happy to let them go directly, but the question is, with Sesshomaru's arrogant temperament, can they tolerate being so "offended"?

If you let go of Sesshomaru, even if you know that you are no match for Sesshoumaru, you will definitely chase them hard.However, the question is, can a single shock really beat Sesshomaru?Since he can't fight, can he use high-tech support?

This place is different from the world of Naruto. I also know how violent the turmoil will be after a Gundam disguised as Susanoo appears.

"However, I may have to worry about this problem before, but now it doesn't matter." Foxnosuke said with a broken expression, "The garbage government told me that there seems to be a foreign body in this world, so it is already prone to destruction. If you can't If you find that foreign object and get rid of it... Hehe, so, I think it's okay for you to use a more drastic method to get rid of Sesshomaru now, we don't have time."

"Then I have another question..."

He hesitated in the first phase, he obviously hoped to use a more peaceful method than opening up the server to deal with the mission target.

"You said, if I go and order him to get along with Inuyasha, is it feasible with the current strength of the contract?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Yiqi Ni: Sesshomaru, I order you to get along well with Inuyasha!

Killing Pill: ...

Inuyasha: Why are you here? !Are you here to grab my roast chicken? !

Sesshomaru: ... (Throw away the grilled chicken, stuffed with fruits and vegetables)

Inuyasha: I want to eat meat!eat meat!What do you give me fruit for? !I hate vegetables!

Killing Pill: ... (Keep stuffing fruits, stupid, vegetables and fruits are nutritious and you should eat more!)

Inuyasha: Bastard!You really can't get along with me!

Foxnosuke: ... (Oh, Sesshomaru's good relationship is to care about Inuyasha's body and let him eat vegetables, but this seems to only make the relationship worse?!)