Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Yueniang quickly wrapped herself tightly with her clothes, and stared at Wu Er.

Wu Er didn't even glance at her, he sat down on the stool next to him with the simple knife in his arms, closed his eyes and rested his mind.

I hurried over and sat down next to him: "Yue Niang,? Didn't you say you were afraid? Then the two of us will keep watch for you, so you can rest assured to sleep!"

Yueniang was so angry that she thumped the pillow with her backhand, but she couldn't pull me again in front of Wu Er, so she fell asleep angrily wrapped in a brocade quilt.

I was sitting next to Wu Er, and soon I was so sleepy that I almost fell off the stool. Wu Er raised my head, put my head on his lap, and said, "Go to sleep."

I lay down on the bench sideways, and asked, "Erlang, are you going to sit like this all night?"

He said, "I often do this when I'm practicing, I'm used to it."

After a day of trouble,? I was really tired. I put my head on his lap, and fell asleep after a while.

Wu Er just sat quietly with his eyes closed.

After sleeping for a while, he seemed to hear the rustle of skirts in his ears, and opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Yueniang's pair of embroidered shoes in front of him.

Yue Niang said to Wu Er in a cold voice: "The high official had a good life, but now you see, he is crazy and not doing business all day long, and he is still with those evil ghosts who kill people indiscriminately, all of which are caused by you! "

Wu Er closed his eyes and said nothing.

Yueniang said again: "I don't know what tricks you used to make the high officials like this,? But he is my man, the person I love most in Wu Yueniang's life, and I will definitely not let you harm him. "

Wu Er still didn't speak.

Yueniang burst into tears, and she said: "What a crime! When you were in Qinghe, you treated him so badly, but he protected you everywhere. We should have guessed something long ago, but we didn't dare Thinking about that. Unexpectedly, he still took this path.

I am the wife he married with three books and six etiquettes, and I love him as a matter of course.But what can you give him?What is the result of the two of you together?Have you thought about it? "

Hearing her words was a little overdone, just as he was about to say something, Wu shook his hand, and the simple knife made a "wow".

He spat out three words: "Go back to sleep!"

Yueniang took half a step back and said bitterly, "Wu Song, do you still dare to kill me?"

When the handle of the knife was turned, there was another "wow", and the same three words: "Go back to sleep!"

"The surname is Wu, don't dare to do it in vain!"

"go back!"

After a brief stalemate, Yueniang finally stomped her foot, angrily went back to bed and fell asleep.

Straight men mighty!

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and fell asleep peacefully with Erlang's legs on my pillow.

The next morning, Wu Er was still full of energy, without even a dark circle under his eyes.

I lay on the bench all night, suffering from low back pain, hip pain, and rib pain. When I walked, I twisted my buttocks three times. I asked Yue Niang to torture me.

For the rest of the time, Yueniang still does it whenever she finds an opportunity.

When we got to the inn and closed the door, Wu Er and I just ordered two small dishes and ate the wine, and within a minute, this bitch was definitely yelling from the next door, either it hurts here, or itches there, so it’s going to die I felt uncomfortable and wanted to hang myself and wipe my neck.

Seeing that I didn't pass by, she stopped shouting, brought a bench in, sat by the side and stared at us as we ate, her eyes were like knives.

I lay down on the table with my nose crooked, my panda eyes open, and I recited the Great Compassion Mantra silently.

Erlang remained calm, no matter what she did, he just pretended not to see it.

Yueniang sat for a while and found it boring, then pointed at me and started counting.

Said that I was drinking and wandering cellars, picking off the trousers of actors, touching the breasts of prostitutes, taking concubines left and right for no reason, and no one could stop me.

Said that I didn't go home all night, followed Earl Ying and the others, touched the widow's door, walked in prostitutes, hired actors to play with young ladies, that would make a lotus flower bloom everywhere.

Only now did I know that the former Ximen Qing was so shameless.

I know she said these things on purpose to let Erlang listen, but unfortunately Erlang doesn't like women the most, so she just pretended not to hear what she said.

I said, "Erlang, now I finally understand what Hua Rong said. Whoever has a monogamous wife and several concubines really can't stay at home."

Wu Er silently turned the padded jacket over, pulled out a few balls of cotton from the inside, first plugged his own ears, then took two balls to plug mine, and the two of them drank silently, made eye contact, and let Yue Niang think what she wanted. You can scold as you please.

After walking all the way, when I arrived in Cangzhou, I was basically in a fugue state, as if I had smoked a big cigarette, everyone was covered in a layer of fog, how could a thief have a fairy air.

When we arrived at Brother Chai's village, we first led Yueniang to meet those women, hoping that their sisters would meet and tell each other about their family relationship, so that they could forget about my existence for the time being.

As a result, as soon as he entered the door, he entered the wolf den again.

As soon as the women saw Yueniang coming, they stepped forward and hugged her. The elder sister, elder sister, not to mention how affectionate they were, they even held on to me, saying that the family was finally reunited, and that they would be able to live happily together in the future. live.

As soon as Wu Yueniang saw them, she immediately returned to the dignified and virtuous elder sister in the past. She didn't see that the outsiders taught the servants to arrange tea and dinner, and said that they would have a reunion dinner to celebrate the reunion first.

The women couldn't help but ask about Yueniang's husband's family, Yueniang just said flatly: "He died, so I came back with the officials."

These women couldn't be more happy when they heard the news, and they just said that it's good that the man is dead. No man in this world is as good as our family's high-ranking officials. Let the high-ranking officials give you a new dowry in another day. One wife, three concubines and four sisters, live a good life.

As soon as the women opened their mouths, don't you want to interrupt. It took me a long time to breathe a sigh of relief and said that I was going to see Pengpeng. Li Jiaoer pushed me back on the chair: "Don't worry! , Is there someone to take care of the eldest lady? You don't have to worry about it, Mr. Madam."

Am I missing her?I was thinking about my man, and I was just about to take a look at my Erlang, when a few girls twisted my neck back, saying they wanted to see if I was getting fatter or thinner, did you suffer along the way?

I couldn't stand it any longer, so I pushed them away and said, "Ladies, I want to solemnly announce one thing: from now on, you guys have a good time, I want to live with the person I like."

Except for Yueniang who was sneering, the other women were a little puzzled. After a while, they tentatively asked: "Master, are you in love with another lady? Then you marry her back?" , we will still live together in the future.”

I said: "I don't want to marry, this time I plan to marry..."

The scene was silent for a moment, and all the women in the room laughed wildly.

Li Jiaoer laughed so hard that she fell on Yueniang's body: "Sister, listen, is this high official confused? He is a big man and wants to marry."

Yue Niang sneered: "Aren't you confused? Senior officials are not lightly confused."

Meng Yulou also laughed until he wiped his tears: "Your official, don't tease us. Just tell the joke yourself. If it spreads out, people will think you are crazy."

Yueniang sneered again: "Don't say it, he's still crazy."

Li Ping'er said softly: "If you want to marry, the eldest lady should marry first, right? What are you in a hurry for, high official?"

As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere changed subtly.

Several women sat up straight with a dry cough, Li Ping'er covered her mouth, and carried the child to the side, Li Jiao'er lowered her head and picked at her fingernails, with a half smile on her face.

Meng Yulou coughed dryly and said, "Sister Yueniang, tell us about your journey. How did you meet the high officials?"

Yueniang took a sip of tea: "It's a long story, let me and the officials tell you in detail."

Li Jiaoer set up the mahjong table: "Come, come, come on the table, let's talk while playing."

I stood up and wanted to leave, but Ping'er and Yulou held me down: "Leave just as soon as I get home? Don't even think about it, play two laps first."

I couldn't bear it any longer, and said I wanted to go back to my room to rest. Yueniang stood behind me and rubbed my shoulders, and said softly: "I haven't seen you for so long, how can my sisters miss you? Why don't you accompany me for a few minutes?" lock up?"

I sat in front of the mahjong table with a half-dead old face, playing whatever cards I played, and told these little girls to split up my purse and come to pick up my clothes, even their underwear I'm naked, and I'll play the horse hanger with them shirtless. If the waistband of my trousers is not so strong that they can't open it, I would have to run naked while playing the horse hanger.

Stayed up until late at night, amidst the crackling sound of mahjong, the twittering of these old ladies, and the smell of rouge and powder, the senior official finally lost his strength and threw himself on the mahjong table. I fell asleep.

In a daze, several women put me on the bed and covered me with the quilt, but no one wanted to come to sleep with me.

I heard Yulou whispering: "I'm afraid it won't be a long time to hide that matter, right?"

Ping'er said: "You can hide it for as long as you can. Don't look at the high-ranking official who usually has a good temper, he can be serious about some things. If he finds out, he might be so angry that he vomits blood."

Li Jiaoer said: "According to me, it can't hide this matter anyway, the high officials will know about it sooner or later."

Yueniang sneered: "It's true that a girl follows her father, and both of you are out of tune!"

Several women said: "Sister is speaking angry again? You also had his difficulties when the high official retired."

Yueniang cried again, she said: "I know it's not easy for him, and I know I feel sorry for him, but it's because I feel sorry for him, that's why I pester him and make him suffer. I really don't want him to do stupid things. My heart hurts too..."

The women tried to persuade her again, but I couldn't hold it anymore, I couldn't keep my eyelids open because of sleepiness, but I was panicking in my heart, thinking that my Erlang couldn't do it.

These few days, with Yueniang in front of me, it was inconvenient for the two of us to even hold hands, it seemed so close at hand yet seemed thousands of miles away, it made me mad.

Early tomorrow morning, I must go to see him alone, even if it's just a light hug, I really miss him so much.

This sleep was as heavy as if someone had been beaten with a stick. When I woke up, it was almost noon.

A few ladies came over to take care of me after serving tea and rice, and I said, "After dinner, I'll go talk to Mr. Chai."

The old ladies looked at each other and asked, "What are you going to talk to, Mr. Chai?"