Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I lowered my head and plucked the feathers of the chicken and laughed straight away: "The chicken has no enmity with us, we don't have to make trouble with the chicken. I understand,? That Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu are not two birds who keep their own status? People in Zhuangzi have suffered a lot.

Just tomorrow,? I'll go there again, and I'll give you a few more banknotes in exchange for Shi Qian,? Try not to let the leaders know about this, so as not to cause a small incident to become a big one. "

Wang Xiaohu spat at me on the ground: "Ximen Qing,? I just can't understand your businessman's habit of giving them money first. Then let's not talk about him scolding us?

Those of us who venture into the rivers and lakes do so for the sake of face!After teaching them to scold them like this, how can we Liangshan people mess around in the rivers and lakes in the future? "

Huang Xin also said: "He scolded us,? You pay them back the money,? What do you think?"

I held the two chickens in my hand, plucked the feathers and said, "Okay,? I'm a small businessman, I have bad habits,? I'm not from the rivers and lakes. Are you hungry after running for a long time now? Get a few." Is beggar chicken good to eat?"

When they heard that there was food to eat, the two of them stopped chattering and went to the river to collect firewood to make a fire and kill chickens.

I counted the banknotes in my pocket, and they add up to more than 1000 taels. Although it is not much, it is enough for personal favors. Didn't I hear that the owner of Lijiazhuang can save face?It's really not possible,? Go to Li's Village first to buy some gifts tomorrow, and let Shi Qian be released by asking him to say something nice.

The silver bills are packed here, and the two chickens in my hand are also roasted. When I look up again, there is no one around.

Just for a while, where did these two people go?

I smashed the mud off the outside of the beggar chickens, and looked for them with one hand. When I walked to the river, I saw two big buttocks poking out of the reeds, which looked like Huang Xin and Wang Ying's.

I leaned over and kicked both of them on the buttocks and was about to speak, but the two turned around and covered my mouth, and pressed them behind the bushes.

Wang Ying put her finger on her lips and whispered, "Hush, Ximen Qing, don't make a sound, we'll show you something nice."

Huang Xin's mouth was open, and the saliva flowed to the back of his feet: "God, be good, Zhujiazhuang, what a place..."

Following their eyes, I saw a few women taking a bath in the river under the moon.

I cut a sentence: "I haven't seen the world before, and this kind of figure also needs peeking?"

Wang Ying stretched her neck to peek, her eyes fascinated: "You are rich and well-informed. When have we poor ghosts in the cottage ever seen a woman with bare buttocks? Where can such eyesight be found in Liangshan?

Tsk tsk tsk, I love Zhujiazhuang, I love that Shi Qian who stole the chicken..."

Huang Xin put his finger in his mouth and swallowed hard: "Ximenqing, you don't understand, we stay in the cottage every day, even the fleas on our bodies are males, and there is a mare in the stables that everyone takes turns Draw a number, you can only ride once if you draw a number... Oh, they are so naked..."

The hairs on Lao Tzu's back stood up: "No, I said, how do you ride that mare? You have to take turns to draw numbers? Don't tell me...that's how you ride it."

Huang Xin and Wang Ying embraced each other, caressing each other with silvery faces: "You can ride as much as you want... Oh, these are some good horses, they are really naked!"

I couldn't bear the disgust of these two bastards, I stood up with two chickens and walked back.Suddenly hearing a "plop" sound behind them, the two idiots were so involved in touching each other that they plunged their heads into the water.

All the women in the river were alarmed and rushed over to grab them both. One woman came after me wearing a robe.

I quickly turned around and ran, when I heard the two idiots behind me shouting loudly: "Ximen Qing, don't go, come and save us!"

Damn, let's expose Lao Tzu's ID first, these two pig teammates...

But I heard several "huhu" sounds behind my ears, but it was the silver gun in the woman's hand that had been stabbing repeatedly.

Dodging dodged, and turned around to apologize to her: "I'm sorry, my sister, the little one was just passing by, and didn't want to peek at you."

The girl raised her eyebrows, and came again a few times: "You whore thief has been caught and you still say you haven't? It's true that there is no silver 300 taels here!"

Jumping all over the ground to hide: "There is silver and silver, I have silver on me, not only three hundred, but more than 1000, and I am about to take it to Zhujiazhuang for replacement!"

That girl's moves were fierce, and she stabbed with a gun while yelling: "So you are a bandit from Liangshan? You have been shouting the name of benevolence and righteousness all day long, but you are doing dirty things. Let me, Hu Sanniang, give you a good one today." lesson."

Hurry up and flatter her: "So you are Hu Sanniang! I heard the beauty's name earlier... Ah, my dick!"

Hu Sanniang said angrily, "How dare you call me a chicken?"

"No, I'm talking about this freshly baked one!

I said stop fighting, stabbing with a silver gun is not fun, can I make amends to you?Ah yo I'm going! "

As soon as the voice fell, she stabbed a hole in her sleeve. This bitch didn't listen to people at all, and resorted to ruthless methods to kill her.

Wang Ying and Huang Xin were dragged and held down in the grass by some other girls and beat them until they cried like wolves, and Wang Ying shouted loudly: "Ximen Qing, don't worry about the chickens, come and save us!

These chickens... No, these girls are ruthless!Ah, I said stop fighting, we are Liangshan heroes!

If you kill us, our leader will kill you Zhujiazhuang! "

These two fools, at this moment, still just talk big!

I was forced to have no way out by that dead woman Hu Sanniang. I threw the chicken in my hand at her face, waved my hand and punched her. Screaming, she stepped back while protecting her body.

I took a closer look, and I was holding her long gown in my hand, and there was only a bellyband left on this little girl!

Hu Sanniang screamed, hugging her chest and jumping around on the spot. The women behind her didn't care about beating Wang Ying and the two of them. , Take your life!"

Seeing that the misunderstanding was getting bigger and bigger, and I couldn't speak clearly, I threw Hu Sanniang's robe at their faces, jumped on the horseback, turned around and ran away.

Wang Ying and Huang Xin screamed from behind: "Ximen Qing, don't leave us!"

I threw down a sentence: "When I return to Liangshan to report to the two leaders, we will lead the army to rescue you, two brothers, hold on!"

……

As a result, before I arrived at Liangshan, Zhujiazhuang's battle letter had already arrived.

By name, Ximen Qing, the thief from Liangshan, belittled Zhu Biao's fiancée, the third young master of Zhujiazhuang, and asked the leader to hand over my head to them. If not, Shi Qian and Wang Ying and Huang Xin would be killed together. .

Early in the morning, I was escorted to Juyi Court.

Chao Tianwang slapped the table: "Ximen Qing, did you cause something bad?"

I swallowed my saliva forcefully, and argued in a low voice: "Brother Chao, in fact, I really didn't want to make such a big fuss in the first place.

That Shi Qian is my brother, he treated me kindly before, I heard that he was taken, how could I not save him?

Originally, I thought about going to Zhujiazhuang to pay him a few more chickens and exchange him for it.

Unexpectedly, when I came back, I happened to meet the women of the Hu family taking a bath. The three of us didn't even look at it, and they raped us.

Not to mention brothers Wang Ying and Huang Xin, but still chasing me to chop, I just stretched out my hand casually, and the clothes on her body... I didn't mean it.

I said, Brother Chao, outsiders don't know who I am, Ximen Qing, and we people on Liangshan don't know?I don't like women, why should I belittle that little girl? "

There were many people laughing behind him. Ruan Xiaoqi was slapped by Dai Zong a few days ago, his face was swollen, and there was a plaster on the corner of his mouth, which was still closed:

"You said you don't like women? Then why did you marry so many women in the house before? Just say that you can eat all men and women? Let me tell you, it's because you peeked at others and belittled them. The brothers have been captured, and you still want to renege on your debt?"

I turned my eyes and stared at him: "Ruan Xiaoqi, this is not the time to add insult to injury! I, Ximen Qing, dare to say a word, if I take a peek at that girl, tell me to have hemorrhoids on my mouth, stick it plaster!"

Ruan Xiaoqi rushed over and was about to hit me: "Who are you calling hemorrhoids on your mouth? I put this plaster on and it's not for hemorrhoids! Pooh! You fucking have hemorrhoids on your mouth!"

This time more people laughed.

Chao Gai patted the table and said, "Don't laugh any more! Ximen Qing, you brought people down the mountain to make trouble, causing the two brothers to be captured, and they should be executed according to the law! Children, pull this Ximen Qing down for me, Chopped!"

Ah, I'm going, this is too cruel!

Lin Chong stepped forward to stand in front of me: "King Chao! Let me tell you the last word! Brother Ximen, we have known each other for only a day or two. He is naughty on weekdays and loves to take advantage of his mouth, but he will never be frivolous. Girl, there must be a misunderstanding here! I hope the heavenly king will learn from you."

Dai Zongdao: "That's right, brother Chao, it's not been a day or two since we've dealt with Brother Ximen, he definitely wouldn't do such a thing. From my point of view, I'm afraid that the people from Zhujiazhuang saw it early in the morning. Our Liangshan is not pleasing to the eye, so we deliberately provoked trouble!"

Tao Zongwang didn't usually come to the conference hall, but now he heard that I had something to do, and he rushed over and said: "Heavenly King Rong, I dare to guarantee with my head that the officials of Ximen will never do such a thing.

Let's not talk about it, but which of the ladies in his family is not a beauty?He gave up one by one, and usually respects his own sister in front of him, so why go to Zhujiazhuang, a place of right and wrong, to flirt with women?From my point of view, they Zhujiazhuang are deliberately provoking trouble, wanting to make trouble for us in Liangshan! "

Li Kui slapped the table and jumped out: "I think so too! It's just a chicken, why would they beat and kill them? Ximen Qing even brought hundreds of chickens to return them. Scold us.

What's the matter?When we Liangshan heroes are easy to bully?

Besides, she's just a bitch.If you touch it, you touch it, if you look at it, you look at it. If her body is really delicate, how can she still run to the river to take a bath?Isn't she going to wash in the river just to show men? "

Everyone burst into laughter, Chao Gai and Song Jiang looked at each other, both of them looked hesitant.