Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Don't think too much, they are really exercising martial arts.

I lay on the bed, grinning, sucking and biting the pillow, feeling that I had been forgotten by the whole world.

Monk Hua has a lot of things to do, and the servants are not allowed to enter the garden, only let them live in the lower quarters of the gangsters. At this time, there is no one serving me.

In the middle of the night, the pain was unbearable, and I suddenly remembered: Is there any medicine for sores in the system?

Turn on the system? After calling for a while, the guy woke up.

"Could it be that I misunderstood the system? You can talk back, quarrel, and doze off? And the sleepiness has been getting bigger and bigger these days, and I can't find you at every turn."

The system said: "The person who developed me said that he wanted to make me absolutely humane. Don't treat me like an ordinary system. The Lun family also has feelings."

"Stop talking nonsense, sir, I have PG pain, find me some medicine."

The screen flashed, and all the elixirs were there, and I took a symptomatic one and pulled it down.

Hearing a sound of "Boom!", the medicine bottle fell on the table, the screen flashed, and the guy fell asleep again.

The medicine fell a little far, and I wanted to go down enough, but I just moved a bit and was covered in cold sweat with pain, so I didn't want to be enough at all, I'll wait until dawn.

In the middle of the night, the wind blew up, and my body was very cold, but there was a layer of sweat on my forehead. I vaguely felt that someone came in, touched my body and said, "Why is it so hot?"

Knowing who it was, he couldn't open his eyes.

He took off my pants and saw the discolored ass, annoyed: "Why don't you talk when you're so hurt? You deserve it!"

It seems that you can hear what you say, what else do you have in your heart besides practicing martial arts with those men?

He made a gesture to hug me, but he heard Lin Chong say: "The senior official is injured and can't move, I should go out and call him a doctor, you and the master will guard here first."

Nani?Lin Chong is here?Could Monk Hua be there?God, the PG of the high official was all seen by so many men?

As soon as the door rang, it was Teacher Lin who had gone out. Wu Song helped me pull up my clothes and sat by the side to watch. Lu Da said he was sleepy again, so he went back to his room to rest.

I just felt that my mind was muddled, my body was hot and cold for a while, and my tears couldn't stop flowing out. I knew I couldn't let him look down on me, so I endured it, and fell asleep after a while.

I saw Yueniang in my dream, and she gently put her hand on my forehead, and then scrubbed me with a handkerchief soaked in warm water.

I really want to reach out and hold her and say: "I know you treat me the best in this world, from now on I won't run out anymore, just stay at home honestly.

Since he is a man, he doesn't think about any nonsensical things.

Accompanied by a lovely wife and beautiful concubine, but still thinking about that heartless and reckless man, he really thinks his life is too long. "

The corner of his mouth moved, but no sound came out.

She picked me up again and leaned on her body humming to me.

She sings so unhappy, hush, 咿咿 咿, just like the broken saw, I want to ask her not to sing anymore, and I ’m afraid I will urinate if I do n’t pay attention ...

When I opened my eyes, I saw Dai'an, who was passing the bitter medicine soup into my mouth with a spoon.

I asked him, "Why are you here?"

He said: "Returning to my father, last night Coach Lin found a doctor for you, and interceded with the master to ask me to come in to take care of you. When I came, your body was burned like coals, and Wudu pinched your nose and force-fed you." After two doses of decoction, you just got rid of the fever."

Only a person like him can do it while pinching his nose.

I asked him, "Why do you always call me father? Shouldn't you call me master?"

He said: "It's always been called that way."

"Change it in the future. Going out will make people think that I have an illegitimate child as big as you. It will not be good for my reputation."

Dai'an couldn't hold back his laughter. He didn't know if he was laughing at my bad reputation, or because I suddenly cared about my reputation.

Tell him to take the elixir on the table and take it, and he will be able to go to the ground in a short time. He asks Dai'an to help him out the door, and he sees the three men in the yard who rarely stop fighting, and are sitting and drinking tea.

Lin Chong's face was bruised, and both eye sockets of the beast were black. Monk Hua no longer showed off his Crayon Shin-Chan tattoo, but found a shirt to put it on, with bruises and purple spots on his arms exposed from the rolled-up sleeves.

Looks like there was no winner last night.

Wu Song was a little strange: "It was burnt like that last night, so you'll be fine now?"

I said, "It's okay, I can walk now, so it's said that Teacher Lin is looking for a miracle doctor."

Dai'an found a bamboo chair, and I could sit on my side. Seeing that Monk Hua's expression was not right, Dai'an saluted and walked out of the door.

When I was young, I also thought that those 108 heroes held high the banner of righteousness and called for equality for everyone. They were heroes of peace, democracy, and human rights.

Now I know that in their eyes—at least in the eyes of Ruda, people are born unequal. He looks down on me, and he also looks down on my servants. I don’t talk to them much, just keep my eyes closed repose.

After a while, Teacher Lin got up and said goodbye, saying that he hadn't come home all day and all night, and he was afraid that the wife at home was thinking about it, so he went back to have a look at her before playing again.

After he left, Monk Hua went to greet the meal, Wu Song sat beside me and looked at me: "Hey, does the ass hurt anymore?"

I rolled my eyes at him: "Rogue!"

He didn't understand, so he smirked: "Blame us for ignoring you last night? It's the first time I've seen anyone like us who has never been hit by thousands of boards. It's the first time you've been hit twice like you. "

I closed my eyes and snorted coldly: "I can't help it, who said that a senior official is delicate and expensive? It's normal for these boards to kill me."

Hearing my bad tone, he came to forcefully pull me again: "Walk around, move around, don't just sit around all the time, it's easy to hurt your muscles and bones."

I was forced by him to stand up, hunched over and swayed around the yard, he was supporting me, and suddenly smiled cheaply: "The last time I was patrolling the street, I saw a man walking with a fat dog. You look like this."

"The man was injured too?"

"I mean the fat dog."

He was so angry that he wanted to punch him, he jumped up on the tree, took the wild fruit from the tree and hit me, I picked up a stone on the ground and threw him, and after a long while of back and forth, the pain disappeared.

Monk Hua prepared the meals and called us over.

I saw a mung bean sprouts, a lettuce and a plate of small tofu on the table. There was no meat at all, let alone the wine.

If you go to another monk's house to eat, it's fine if you have always been like this. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to go to his monk Hua's house to be like this?

Wu Song took the money and asked Dai'an to buy some meat, and there was some meat on the table.

Before the two chopsticks were finished eating, Coach Lin came again, saying that he went home to take a look at the lady, and it was nothing wrong, so he came to join us again.

Why do you feel so sorry for Mrs. Lin all of a sudden?

The meal lasted until the sun was about to set, and the few men had almost reached the point of chatting, and the fight was not good enough to continue the fight, and suddenly the scene became cold.

I said, or let's sing a song together.

Monk Hua sneered.

Wu Song rolled his eyes.

Lin Chong just smiled and said nothing.

So I sang cheekily: "The great river flows eastward, the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper, hey, join the Big Dipper, a bowl of wine between life and death, ah, one and one, ay, ay, ah, ah..."

The more she sang, the lower her voice was, but the three men stared wide-eyed as if they had seen a ghost.

After a while, Lin Chong choked out the wine, turned his back and coughed violently.

Monk Hua covered his stomach and laughed loudly.

The beast laughed so hard that its shoulders shook, and he said: Is this also called singing?Donkey braying sounds better than this.

Singing their songs, they still couldn't understand, and I was bored, so I clapped my hands again: "Dai'an, bring the cards and play a few laps!"

These men suddenly became energetic.

Still don't believe it, men don't have any other normal hobbies besides fighting?

The four men sat in a circle, playing mahjong in full swing.

Lin Chong sits on my hands, he must think twice when raising a card, but his luck is so bad that he wins less and loses more.

Wu Song sat down on me, and I kept feeding him cards, but he still couldn't win. I suspect that his long head is just to increase his height.

The one who won the most was Monk Hua. Regardless of his simple and honest face, he was the one with the best brains. In a short while, the scraps of silver in front of him piled up into a hill, so he generously asked people to buy wine and food, and stayed up all night to fight again.

After sitting upright all night, I won some, and Wu Song's pockets were soon cleaner than his face. All the pocket money Mrs. Lin gave him this month was donated to Monk Hua, and Monk Hua returned with a full load.

It was just before dawn that I went back to my room to rest, but Wu Song stayed in my room again, saying that it was Monk Hua's snoring and he couldn't fall asleep.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he punched and kicked me again, and he kicked me off the bed again.

Left and right couldn't sleep, so they went to the kitchen to find something to eat, and found that the cucumber in the basket was quite good, so they took one and squeezed out half a bowl of juice, mixed it with egg green honey glutinous rice flour, and planned to make a mask for themselves.

Not to brag, Ximen Qing has been the most beautiful man in Qinghe County for several years, has been imitated time and time again, and has never been surpassed.

In addition to having money and leisure and being able to dress up, appearance is a must.

With such a good skin, you must cherish it, and you will be beautiful until you die.

After mixing the bowl of paste and smearing it all over his face, he closed his eyes and recuperated on the bamboo chair, and just squinted for a while, suddenly a loud voice came from his ear: "Ximen, who beat your brains out? "

I was really going to be pissed off by this guy, I opened one eye and looked at him: "When did you wake up?"

Wu Song said: "Hey, you are not dead? What did you paint on your face? Why do you look like this?"

"Hush, this is my ancestral secret medicine, paste the face to open the seven orifices, and then adjust the bones, paste it for a while to unify the whole body, and can heal internal injuries."

This guy was fooled: "Really?"

"Otherwise, how could my injury heal so quickly?"

He stirred the bowl of paste: "Didn't you hurt your buttocks? Painted face can heal your buttocks? It turns out that your buttocks are connected to your face."

Why do you want to beat him to death so much?

"Tch, believe it or not, I won't tell outsiders about the unique skill passed down from ancestors."

That guy really believed it, and covered his face with paste, lying on the bamboo chair next to him.

After a while, when Monk Hua opened the door, there was also a scream: "Ah! Who beat you two? Your face is covered with brains!"