Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

My main wife, Wu Yueniang, is a well-behaved woman. When she heard that I was coming back, she led my three concubines to the gate to meet her. When she traveled all the way, she saw a golden bar on Yueniang's head. When she saw my carriage, At that moment, I kept jumping up the numbers, 20, 60, 80, 150, 250...

Chunmei's score was even higher than hers.

There is also one above Meng Yulou's head, and the value is also jumping upwards.

Li Jiaoer's stats are about to exceed one thousand, and the eyes she looks at me are even bloodier.

I asked the system: "What is that?"

The system is mean and malicious: "That's the thirst value of a young woman."

I was so scared that my feet softened, and I asked Dai'an: "How long have I been out this time?"

Dai'an said, "If you go back to your father, it will take about five months."

These women have been vegetarian for five months, no wonder they want to rush up and eat me to the brim.

I wanted to find an excuse not to go back home, so I asked the driver to turn around and go somewhere else. The system smiled cheaply again: "Taking care of these women's emotions is one of the most important tasks. If you don't take care of them well, you will die if you don't live to the Lion Tower." gone."

I said: "Don't force me to swear, you understand my current situation, the soul is worn wrong, the guy is not working well, what do you want me to do to take care of them?"

"Hehehe, no matter what method you use, young women will be satisfied. Have you forgotten what happened to Wu Dalang? He only has one wife!"

I broke out in a cold sweat instantly, "Be good, if I can't satisfy them, won't I be torn apart by five horses?"

After getting out of the car, the bitch who guards the door suddenly jumped out and grabbed my leg desperately. There was also a line above its head, and it was constantly jumping up numbers.

I was annoyed: "What does this bitch mean? Does it also have plans for me?"

The system beeped: "This product is not aimed at you, it is really hungry and thirsty."

I yelled at Dai'an: "What's the proper way to ask someone to drive this wild dog over and feed it something to eat?"

Yue Niang has already brought a few beauties to greet her with smiles: "Your official has worked hard, the journey has been tiring, and the meals have been prepared. Let the servants serve you at the table."

While speaking, she took off the cloak on my body, took the opportunity to hold my arm lightly, and said regretfully, "Why is the high official losing weight again?"

Her tone seemed to be that of a butcher talking about pigs waiting to be slaughtered years ago.

Fortunately, Ximen's family is a big family, and there are still rules. Although the eyes of several women looked at me fiercely, they knew how to restrain themselves. They each saluted me and then went back to the house to serve.

The meal was eaten in Yueniang's room. I sat at a table with Yueniang, and Yulou sat at a table with Jiaoer. Chunmei used to be a maid, and she couldn't sit with them even if she became a concubine, so she invited the servants to join her. Serve the meal.

I also have a concubine named Zhuo Erniang, who has been very ill these past few days, lying in the room and not daring to see anyone.

The table is full of delicious food, and my life as a senior official in Ximen is really going well.

After two mouthfuls of soup, a few mouthfuls of vegetables, and half a bowl of rice, something hooked me under the table.

Hooked it, I didn't move, hooked it again, I still didn't move, the thing rubbed back and forth on my pants.

With Wu Yueniang's sultry eyes next to her, I knew it was her foot.

I put down my chopsticks: "Come here, bring me your shoe brush, I'll brush your lady's shoes."

Yueniang's pretty face instantly changed color.

I pulled her feet from under the table to her knees, took the horsehair brush and carefully swept her shoes.

"Don't rub your shoes against your husband's clothes when they are dirty. If they are dirty, you need to wash them. My husband will clean them for you."

I thought I had a cute expression on my face, but I saw that the women next to me were all holding back their smiles, Yueniang was sullen, the golden line on the top of her head stopped rising, and a black line appeared next to it, suddenly going straight. Jump up.

The system clapped its little hands and jumped up: "The value of resentment has risen! Hahaha! The officials should eat more this meal, or there will be □□ in the next meal."

I was startled, and subconsciously pushed hard, but I heard Yueniang's "hmm", the black line stopped jumping, and the gold character didn't rise, and the two values ​​were temporarily stable.

I pinched Yueniang's feet again.

The resentment value is decreasing, and the thirst value is rising again.

I stared at Yueniang's little feet: "My lady's feet are so beautiful, only three inches long, like a crescent moon, wrapped in these embroidered shoes, they look so delicate."

The resentment value has dropped a little, but the thirst value is still rising.

Yueniang blushed: "My younger sisters are all watching, but the officials are here to tease me."

Looking back, I saw those women were jealous and resentful. Although they were all smiling, their resentment value was rising.

I slapped my hands: "If the lady didn't remind me, I would have forgotten. This time I went out and brought gifts to all the ladies. Dean, bring my gift box."

Hearing the word "gift", the eyes of several women lit up at the same time.

A pair of high-quality rubies was given to Meng Yulou, a fine golden hairpin was given to Jiaoer, a pair of plain silver bracelets fit Chunmei's hand just right, and the box of high-quality donkey-hide gelatin was for Second Sister Zhuo, who was weak and frail. , using this will keep the best.

The women were all happy when they got the gift, all their grievances were gone, and the rest of the thirst value needs to be adjusted slowly, let me stabilize Wu Yueniang first.

I took out a pair of big gold beads from my sleeve and handed them to Yueniang: "I found them specially for you. They are about the same size as two. Don't say they are in this county, they are hard to find in the capital."

The grievance value disappeared immediately, and Yue Niang leaned her head on my shoulder: "Your official, you are so kind to my family."

The other women forcibly lowered their thirst level and retreated with gifts.

The servants waited for me to get on the couch with Yueniang. Yueniang was only wearing her underwear and she was a hungry tiger rushing at me, but I stopped her enthusiasm in time with just one sentence!