Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Dai Zong hurriedly poured wine for his father-in-law: "Dad is right,? I also feel that my younger brother is a good friend, and I can see that he is a classy person.

Mr. Ximen, you have a good eye, right? The pair of imported running shoes you picked out for me are limited edition, right?At least 2 yuan. "

I said, "As long as Brother Dai likes it, the price is a trivial matter."

Yueniang said: "Mr. Ximen,? You picked out such expensive cosmetics for me the first time you came here. I have seen them several times. I have always been reluctant to buy them."

I said: "I just picked it based on your skin type,? Your skin is a bit dry, and you tend to get skin breakouts in spring. This is definitely good."

Yueniang touched her face subconsciously: "How do you even know this?"

Seeing Dai Zong's slightly froze face, I quickly said, "Your brother told me that."

My old mother-in-law sat on the table wearing a new cashmere coat, and she smiled so beautifully: "Is this cashmere coat a good brand? The style and color are only as good as I like, and the silk scarf I picked is also very suitable, Mr. Two,? When did your vision get so good?"

Erlang said: "Mom,? Where do I have such a vision? Qing helped me choose it, and he paid for it."

My mother-in-law said cheerfully: "Mr. Ximen, it's great that our Jiabaoguo can have such a discerning friend like you,? You can help him see how the partner he picked is another day. With you in charge, we Don't worry."

I just wanted to say hello and get this out of the way.

My son suddenly said: "Isn't my father's partner my father Ximen Qing? They are already doing well, so what else should we lock?"

The surroundings were suddenly quiet?,? My old mother-in-law stared, and the murderous aura gathered in a blink of an eye.

She jumped up with an "Aww" and scratched at me: "You shameless dead rabbit, you dare to seduce my son, you are going to die, aren't you?"

I said, "Mother, listen to me, Erlang and I are..."

My mother-in-law sprayed my face with saliva on her back: "Get out, who is your mother? Do I know you, my mother?"

Erlang pulled me over to protect him behind him: "Mom, listen to my explanation, I really like him, I like him very much, and I will recognize him in this life."

My mother-in-law cried heartbreakingly: "Second brother, are you crazy?

You are a man, and he is also a man. Can the two of you have good results together?

Ximen Qing, you stinky shameless!Get out of here!I don't want what you bought, old lady! "

My mother-in-law took the things I bought and hit me on the head.

My father-in-law came over to tease her: "Old woman, don't treat guests like this, it's so rude."

My mother-in-law grabbed his ears and kicked him a few times: "You old fool, your son has been kidnapped, yet you still eat and drink with him, are you stupid?"

After 900 years, my father-in-law's force value is still not as good as that of my mother-in-law, and it was miserable for her to grab her ears and beat her.

Yueniang and Dai Zong pulled my mother-in-law together to persuade: "Mom, don't get excited, as long as the younger brother and the two of them really love each other, it's fine to be together."

My mother-in-law pinched the two of them together: "It's okay for your father to be a fool, but why do you two say such things?

Isn't this kind of thing outrageous?Let go of your hands, today I will definitely kill this boy named Ximenqing! "

As she spoke, the old lady rushed towards me with her arms waving.

Erlang hugged her so that her feet were off the ground, and then put her in his father's hand: "Dad, please help me persuade my mother, let's go first!"

Holding Hanhan with one hand and me with the other, I turned around and ran out the door.

My old mother-in-law yelled loudly behind her: "Ximen Qing, I'll wait for you, I will definitely make you look good!"

The mother-in-law is indeed the most difficult creature in the world to deal with. She hated me so much in her previous life that she gritted her teeth with hatred, and it seems to be the same in this life.

Back home, Erlang sent Hanhan to sleep in that room, hugged me and kept apologizing, saying that he really didn't expect his mother's reaction to be so strong.

I said: "We are both to blame for this matter. I didn't give the old lady psychological counseling beforehand, but don't worry, she will definitely accept me in the future."

Wu Laoer hugged me and fell on the bed, apologizing in a low voice while gnawing on me. After saying this, the stuff hardened again, and went under the bed to look through the box again.

I said, "Are you too addicted? In less than 24 hours, how many times do you want to do it?"

He said: "Why do you have so many things in the box? What if you don't use them quickly and expire?"

I pinched his ear: "Is there something in the words? I just sell this. These are our company's products, but they have nothing to do with my life style."

The guy breathed a sigh of relief, but he still pretended to be relaxed: "Where did I think so much? Didn't I just say something casually? These panties are beautiful, put them on and let me see them."

I said, "Go, you old rascal."

Without saying a word, this guy stripped me naked, put that little underwear on me, touched the little fluffy tail on the back, and gnawed on my ear again.

The next morning, I got up and fried a few steaks, and woke up the two of them for dinner.

These two carnivorous animals buried their heads in eating the steaks, and they didn't lift their heads until they were eating. Their postures were as if they were carved out of a mold. They were really the two of them.

After dinner, I contacted my son with a professional tutoring class, English and French, Chinese mathematics, geography and history one-on-one, to prepare him for the best aristocratic school this year.

Erlang asked me quietly: "Can our son's brain learn so many things? He couldn't even speak before."

I said: "Don't worry, our son is a genius, and his intellectual development can beat other children by dozens of streets. By the way, don't relax yourself. Take time to teach him football, basketball and kickboxing. Take this test."

Erlang said: "It's fine for me to teach by myself, but how expensive it is to hire one-on-one tutoring! Yesterday you spent a hundred thousand to buy things for our family, and now it costs tens of thousands to hire a teacher..."

I said, "Erlang, you really don't have to worry about money."

He said: "I'm not worried, I can't spend your money, I'm your man, I have to support you."

I stood on tiptoe and kissed him on the face: "Okay, okay, you raise me, you raise me, Erlang is the best."

He went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and the phone rang again, and the displayed contact was "Shi Broken Leg".

Damn, who came up with such a unique name?

I took the phone over, but it was inconvenient for him to answer it with wet hands, so he asked me to turn on the speakerphone.

An angry voice came from the phone: "Coach Wu, I just heard that my dad asked you for 5 yuan in compensation? I'm so sorry!

I told him that it was I who asked you to stretch my tendons hard, and I really can't blame you for my broken leg. "

I stared at Erlang with wide eyes, the voice was so familiar to him!

Isn't that kid Shi En?Did Erlang break Shi En's leg when he co-authored it?

Erlang rubbed his hands on the apron, took the phone and said, "Mr. Shi, I'm sorry to hurt you.

Even if my uncle doesn't care what I want for the 5 yuan, I will take the initiative to give it to you. Don't take it to heart. "

Shi Duoleng was getting tired again: "Coach Wu, I will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, are you willing to continue to be my personal trainer? The salary is still as mentioned before, [-] an hour."

Before Erlang could speak, I snatched the phone over: "Hey, Shi Broken Leg!"

Shi Broken Leg was stunned: "Who are you?"

I said: "Who am I? I am Coach Wu's target! Tell you the truth? He broke your leg on purpose, and I asked him to break it.

Are you leaving the hospital tomorrow?It just so happened that I asked our family Erlang to pick you up and break off your other leg by the way, so that your two legs will be able to match each other in the future! "

The kid was so scared that he hung up the phone with a "card".

Erlang was so angry that he blamed me: "Qing, what are you doing?"

I said: "Why don't I do anything, if that kid dares to pester you again, I will find someone to break all four of his legs!"

Erlang said in annoyance: "You kid, didn't you mean it? The private tutoring fee given by the surname Shi is quite high. Isn't it enough for me to hire a teacher for our son after working for half a month? You are out to make trouble again!"

I said, "Erlang, how many times have I told you that you really don't have to worry about money, our family has plenty of money."

Erlang said: "I'll say it again, I don't want to spend your money, I have the ability to support you and my son!"

I opened my mouth dryly, but I didn't dare to tell him about digging up our graves without permission.

After I woke up, I went to Liaoning and found the graveyard of Erlang and me based on my memory.

I took out all the funerary objects and sold two of the worst paintings of Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty to foreign devils for several million euros a year ago. In exchange for our big villa, there are still millions of euros left.

Those two pictures were drawn casually by the small latrine in a hurry to replace my dried sweet potatoes. Although the brushwork was a bit sloppy, but they were skilled enough to frighten the foreign devils for a while, and took the pictures back to be gods Things to pay tribute.

The remaining dozens of Huizong authentic works, complete sets of Song Qinghua official kiln porcelain, and countless jade treasures are stored in the safe of the Swiss Bank.Several of Erlang's favorite weapons during his lifetime are also stored in it.

No one can estimate how much those things are worth, but they can only be said to be priceless.

In fact, aside from these things, my annual salary of two million yuan alone is enough to cover my family's expenses.

But Erlang is a male chauvinist, and he is afraid that he will get angry if he talks too much.

After tidying up the kitchen, he took his mobile phone to read the recruitment notices, and called around to apply for jobs.

I drove my child to the one-on-one tutoring class, and when I came back, I saw him dressed and about to go out.

I said, "Why are you going?"

He said: "I had just contacted a club and they wanted a security guard and I went and applied."

I didn't dare to say that I wouldn't let him go, so I said, "Then let me drive with you?"

He said, "Then you go and don't talk nonsense."

I said, "Alright Erlang, I promise not to talk."

Only then did he laugh, and the two went downstairs hand in hand.

When I went to the place, I saw that it was a fitness and fighting club. The decoration was quite good, like a formal place. The person in charge of the interview saw that Erlang was in good condition in all aspects, so he let him go in for a physical fitness test.

I wanted to follow in, but they wouldn't let me, so I had to sit on the sofa outside the door and wait.

After waiting for a long time, everyone was about to fall asleep. Before Erlang came out, he was about to wave to the waiter to refresh himself with a cup of coffee, when suddenly a big head wearing sunglasses appeared from the side.

"Hey, sir, I have been observing you for a long time, are you here to follow?"