Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Turning around in doubt, I saw a man walking by the other side of the field, riding a lame old donkey, with his head drooping, and sighing, isn't it the master of the county government?

Wu Song squinted and sneered: "I've already inquired about it,? He was the one who taught the grandfather to put you in the shackles yesterday! Don't worry,? I'll kill him to relieve your hatred!"

I froze in fright: "Wu Er,? Don't be reckless. Seeing how he described it like this, he has already been expelled by the grandfather? Why do you still have such troubles?"

"It's one thing for Grandpa to chase him out, but it's another thing for him to trap you. Even if I don't kill him, I have to teach him a lesson!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward.

The master sat on the lame donkey, took a step and sighed three times, not knowing that his death was approaching.At the hut not far away, the master got off the donkey, tied the donkey to a tree, and went to the toilet by himself.

I held on to Wu Song desperately: "Don't you look at his body? If you punch him, you'll die. Don't you just want to vent your anger? Why hit him? Look at me."

I clicked on the system and took out two fist-thick cannonballs from it.

He wondered: "Where did you learn the ability to fetch objects from space?"

"A senior official has a lot of ability,? How can you know everything?"

I gave him one of Erki's feet, held one for myself, and understood with just one look.

Going to the outside of the hut, the two of them each took firecrackers, lit the firecrackers and threw them into the latrine, then turned and ran.

Hearing "呯呯" two loud noises, the cesspool set off a three-foot wave, and the master screamed: "Ah, my mother!"

Before he could pull up his trousers, he jumped out of the hut with his head in his arms, and shouted loudly, "Help, there are thieves, there are thieves!"

Wu Song and I hugged our stomachs in the distance and couldn't straighten up laughing.

The master jumped and screamed for a long time on the spot, and then came back to his senses, wiped his face with his sleeve, saw the two of us clearly, and said in disbelief: "It's you, Mr. Wudu...it's you!" The two deliberately trapped me!"

Wu Song rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward: "It's me who trapped you, what are you going to do!"

I quickly pulled him back, leaned on him, tilted my orchid and said, "Yo, it's Master!

I'm sorry, just now Erlang was going to play worship with me, but he accidentally put the firecracker in the latrine, thinking it would be auspicious.

I didn't want to destroy you, master, and see what happened... Don't tell me about the two of us! "

The master didn't care about his stench, and he was tongue-tied: "Your official...you, you and Wudutou want to have fun...worship heaven and earth?"

Wu Song has always been the most talented in teasing people. He immediately stroked my chin and said with a smile: "Qing'er, what should I do? I thought that I would have a private meeting with you here so that I could hide others' backs. Didn't want to teach him to watch? Otherwise, I'll kill him to silence him!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves, stretched all his muscles and was about to go towards the master.

The master screamed in fright: "I didn't see anything! I didn't even see Wu Dutou and the senior officials. You bow, bow, bow...

Oh, my God, hell!How could a high official worship Wudu head to heaven and earth?God, am I blind? "

The master was frightened and collapsed, covered his body covered in feces and jumped up with his big butt naked!

The lame donkey was frightened to death by his appearance, so he grabbed the rope and ran away.

The master was screaming and chasing after him while pulling up his trousers. This person ran after one donkey and one donkey, and he was so embarrassed that Wu Er and I couldn't help laughing.

After laughing for a long time, the laughter almost made people lose their breath, Wu Song took out the biscuits from his arms and shook them in front of my eyes: "Would you like to eat my biscuits now?"

He gave him a blank look, took a bite of the biscuits, and then he really felt hungry and growled, so he sat on the grass and gnawed on the biscuits.

He held his chin and looked at me for a while, picked up a few small stones from the ground, turned around and went to float in the water.

This guy's arm strength is amazing, and his wrist strength is even more powerful. A stone can float dozens of times on the water, stretching for more than half a mile.

I was staring in a daze when I suddenly heard someone calling from behind: "Master? Is that you?"

Looking back, it was actually Wen Liangyu.

I quickly stood up and hid the pancakes behind me, and smiled at him: "Oh, it's the second son! Excuse me!"

He glanced at me with an even weirder expression.

At this time, I was still shirtless, and I was wearing a woman's skirt and a pair of shorts below the knees. The thick hair on my legs fluttered in the wind, and my bare feet stepped on the grass. crazy.

Wu Song turned around and smiled at Wen Liangyu, "Second Young Master."

Wen Liangyu cupped his fists at him again: "I've seen Dutou, what are you and the officials doing?"

"The high official was greedy for the cold, so he insisted on coming over to take a bath. After washing, he had no clothes to wear, so he just borrowed a piece of cloth to cover him."

"Oh." Wen Liangyu nodded, and asked again, "Which direction did you two see Master go?"

"Go in that direction!"

Wu Song and I spoke in unison, one pointing to the east and the other to the west. In fact, the master ran north.

Wen Liangyu's expression became more and more strange.

I asked: "Second Young Master, is there something wrong with looking for Master?"

Wen Liangyu said: "Master has been with my father for a long time, and he has worked hard without credit. I don't know what he did wrong yesterday, so my father kicked him out. I couldn't bear it, so I chased him out and wanted to send some clothes to him."

I pointed to the direction casually: "Just now I saw him turn around on the road for a while, thinking to go east for a while, and then going west for a while. The donkey couldn't wait for him, so he ran south first, so he chased the donkey."

Wen Liangyu rubbed the back of his head: "Isn't there a river in the south? Does the donkey run into the river?"

I:"……"

Wu Song said: "The donkey can swim, so I'm afraid it has already carried the master across the river."

Wen Liangyu was full of doubts, cupped his fists at us, walked a few steps forward, turned back, took out a long robe from the bag, and handed it over with both hands: "This dress is originally my old thing, and I wanted to give it to the master. .If senior officials don’t dislike it, you can use it to cover your body first. The sun will go down in a while, and I’m afraid the cold will come down.”

Send charcoal in the snow!

I took the clothes over and put them on, and finally found some sense of being a normal person.

Wen Liangyu clasped his fists at the two of us, turned around and got on his horse to chase after Master.

I stared at his back and said, "I didn't expect Wen Mingwen to be such a bastard, but his son is so polite."

Wu Song disdained: "Hmph, you can say he's fine just because he's wearing a piece of clothing? He's just playing around with the wind!"

"I have clothes, but I don't have shoes. Take off your shoes and let me wear them."

"I've put it on for you, so what should I wear?"

"Hey, you lost my shoes, and you still don't give them back? Believe it or not, I'll grab them?"

"If you can grab it, come and grab it!"

"Come on!"

……

Later, I went home barefoot.

**

Thereafter.

The topic of the people in the city is no longer the ever-increasing price of rice, meat and grain, or the increasingly severe drought in the fields, but the lush hair on the legs of the senior officials of Ximen.

There was a woman with a deep thought, who packed the leg hair that was forcibly pulled from the leg of a high official that day, and sold it at a high price.

It is claimed that a girl in spring will take one, put it under her pillow, and pray every day, and then she will be able to marry a husband who is as gentle and rich as a high official, considerate and rich.

A middle-aged man can take one and wear it on his body, and he can also be like a high-ranking official. He is very capable in that respect, he can control several people at night, discipline wives and concubines, and everyone is obedient, and the brilliant peach blossoms are all over the ground...

Idlers in the market made a lot of hype, directly teaching Qinghe that a hair is expensive, a thousand pieces of gold can be bought easily, but a hair is hard to come by.

The officials were so frightened that they hid in the mansion every day, wearing long trousers and boots every day, protecting the hair on their legs tightly.

The women in the Oolong Sect's Ximen mansion all laughed and hurt their cheeks, but they couldn't help cursing that guy Wu Song for his lack of measure, which caused the high official to lose such a big face.

Faced with such a situation, what else can I do except smile bitterly?

The next day, Wen Liangyu came again, and when he entered the door, he cupped his fists respectfully and told me that the drought in the fields was severe, so he taught me to lead the wealthy households in the city to donate some silver taels to the government to help farmers build canals and divert water.

If Wen Mingwen said this, I definitely think he came to extort money from me.

But since Wen Liangyu said these words, I can only think that he was entrusted by his father to blackmail me.

Seeing that the child came to the door with a sincere face, I couldn't refuse cruelly, so I went out and made appointments with many wealthy households in the city to convey the meaning of the second young master, and donated some on my own.

When others saw that I donated first, they were too embarrassed to say no, so they donated more or less.

Someone forced out the purse bag of blood, so he couldn't help but say a few words: "I don't dare to compare with high-ranking officials, whose legs are all gold bars!"

Everyone laughed, and I was too embarrassed to say anything.

Wen Liangyu said sternly: "This official's words are wrong. In ancient times, there was a beautiful man called Pan Yue. He has a beautiful appearance and a good expression. When a woman meets a woman, he will hold hands with him. The old woman throws the cart full of fruit.

Another Zhang Mengyang imitated his expression and went on an outing, but he was spurned by others and threw a cart full of stones at him.

It can be seen that those who are handsome in appearance and beautiful in behavior are rewarded by both men and women.

Those who are ugly in appearance and ugly in heart will be despised by others.

Women and women in the city regard high-ranking officials as their beauty, because he, like Pan Yue, has a kind heart, treats friends thoughtfully, treats his wife well, and has the heart to donate money.It should be a good talk, but why is it ridiculed? "

As soon as this cultural person opened his mouth, he was different, and he praised the high-ranking officials as Pan An and those who laughed at him as Zhang Mengyang without saying a word.

The table full of people made a haha ​​in embarrassment, and nothing else was said.

After eating and drinking, he came back and drove with Wen Liangyu.

Wen Liangyu asked me: "According to the nature of high officials, why did you allow those people to make fun of you just now? Why didn't you go back?"

I lowered my head and smiled wryly: "I was the one who made a fool of myself that day, and I taught them to say a few words, and a piece of meat is indispensable. If I go back, wouldn't it make those people feel even more heartbroken?"

Wen Liangyu cupped his hands again: "I admire the magnanimity of a senior official."

I don't like to hear others praise me the most in my life, so I quickly smiled and said: "Second Young Master has just made a difference for me, so I am very grateful."

Wen Liangyu raised his brows: "A high-ranking official thinks about the people, how can I not stand up for you? In fact, I was not angry at my father for treating you in court before. If I were an official in the future, I would definitely not be like him. , only for personal affection, not for justice."

Scholars have always emphasized filial piety and righteousness the most. We didn't expect him to say such a thing, and we didn't dare to criticize him, so we had to open our mouths and say: "If the second son is the parents of the people in the future, it will be a blessing for the people."

Wen Liangyu liked my words very much, and her face turned pale with a smile.

Suddenly there was a muffled sound of "pushing", I don't know what hit my flatterer's ass, the horse screamed and jumped into the air about a foot away.

I was so annoyed that I turned around and cursed: "Who traps me?"

I saw a person leaning against the corner of the wall behind him, staring at me with a grass stalk in his mouth and sneering.

Wen Liangyu got a little angry: "Why is Wudutou joking again? If you hurt a high-ranking official, how can you live well?"

Wu Song lazily cupped his hands at him: "I'm sorry, I scared you, Second Young Master. Your Majesty's horse is not bad, it didn't knock you off after jumping so far."

Wen Liangyu was so angry that he wanted to speak, I hurriedly stopped him, and whispered: "This man is probably drunk again, you go back first, I'll go and see him."

Wen Liangyu clasped his fists at me, beat the horse and left first.

I got off my horse and went to Wu Song and asked, "What are you messing around with?"

Looking at Wen Liangyu's back, he raised his chin: "What are you talking about with that little boy? You say a word, I say a word?"

"I didn't talk about anything, just say a few words, you are..."

He squinted at Wen Liangyu's back, snorted coldly, and there seemed to be a cold light in his eyes.