Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Wu Er looked at me with wide eyes: "Don't believe it, I really have it!"

I know you have it,? You are so rich,? I almost fell for you for three days and three nights!

Knowing that it is impossible to fight with such a person, the quarrel may not be able to take advantage of it, so I wrapped the towel around me and jumped out of the bucket, angrily went to get dressed.

He also climbed out of the bucket, and chased after him naked: "Simon, I really didn't lie to you, that thing is stored in the earthen pot in the corner of my house, and I will take you to get it right now."

Looking back at his sharp-edged face, I really couldn't figure out how he said such perverted words in a serious manner.

Young people have strong firepower, and they don’t have a woman around them, so they usually get a couple of them, but what’s crazy is that you have to save them.

There was a tumbling in his throat, and he shook his hand vigorously: "No, don't, save it for yourself, right? Plant it in the spring next year, maybe you can raise a bunch of children and grandchildren!"

He wondered: "I've never heard that cubs can be born in that stuffed farm. Well, I really haven't told anyone about this, so I'll tell you."

Putting on my clothes and grabbing the door to leave, he grabbed me from behind again: "Last month I bet two darts for someone, and he gave it to me."

Seeing that I was a little puzzled, he stretched out his hand and gestured again: "There are two big ingots, there are almost ten taels."

Suddenly realized: "Ah,? Let me go, so you are talking about gold?"

"Ah, what else could it be?"

I closed my eyes and slapped my forehead: "Wu Er, remember to straighten your tongue first when you speak next time, you are so indistinguishable from gold and gold.

That's all.Your fine... Well, you can keep the gold for yourself to marry a wife, I don't want it. "

He took a towel to dry his body and began to put on his clothes slowly: "I'll take the ten taels of gold for you, and pay some of it first, and wait for me to deposit a few more darts and slowly return it to you."

My hand that was putting on my clothes stopped, and I looked back at him: "Are you going to concentrate on your private work? You don't want to do it with your grandfather?"

He was a little complacent: "I earn a lot from my private work. After I walk a few more times and I'm familiar with it, I don't care if I don't do the work in the yamen."

I thought for a while and said, "Your brother owes me the money, and I don't want you to pay it back. You are not young, you should buy some family property, and marry a wife earlier..."

"Marry a wife? Who shall I marry? Who will marry me?"

After he put on his clothes, he began to lazily tie his hair again. The hair was too thick and he couldn't move it from side to side, so he scratched it with his paws.

I dragged him to the front of the desk, took a comb to help him comb: "Li Xuemei is interested in you, you didn't see what she wished for that day..."

He was suddenly annoyed: "How dare you mention this? Sending her here that day almost destroyed my innocence. I haven't settled with you yet!"

"What are you asking me for? Is it possible for me to be kind? Don't think that I don't know about the two of you. You are serious, and I don't laugh at you. Are you going to blame Joe?"

"Take Joe? What Joe shall I take?"

He stood up suddenly, and my hand was taken away, and I forcibly tore off a strand of his hair.

This guy covered his scalp and kicked at me: "What are you thinking about, you bastard? I never dared to look her in the eye, and you actually said that you want me to follow her... Pooh! Ximen Qing, don't be fooled!" I will give you some face, and you will treat yourself as a person! It is not your turn to intervene in the important events of my life!"

I was also annoyed, I threw the comb, rolled up my sleeves and scolded him: "Wu Song! Wu Er! You bastard! You bastard! All my good intentions have been fed to you, an old wolfhound! Think I don't know you?

When other girls talk to you, you pretend to be crazy and foolish, ignore them, and run to Li Xuemei's door to show your courtesy, pretending that I didn't hear you pestering her for one bite, one bite, and another bite!

When I didn't know that you bought all the money you earned by running errands and delivering goods for me every day to please others?

When I didn't know that you ran to other people's doors eight times a day to take advantage of it, you were afraid of being seen by your father.

People have clearly said that they can only give you a bite after they get married, but you still pester them every day, let's talk, how many times have you kissed secretly?Have you touched her big body? "

"I..." His face was flushed red, and he was about to pull my collar when he came up.

I clasped his wrist and cursed on my back: "Wu Er, don't bully others just because you can fight. How dare you tell me that you and Li Xuemei have never had anything wrong?"

"I really don't have any!" He threw me away, gasping for breath, "I bought things for her because... because I want her daughter Hong."

I beat my chest in desperation: "God, I've seen a pervert, but I've never seen you so perverted! I've seen a shameless one, but I've never seen you so shameless!

How dare you say that you are not shameless?Do you also want the first red of the 36-year-old woman?Do you want to use it for practicing qigong or for dispensing medicine? "

He pointed his finger at my face, his tongue tied up in anger: "Ximen Qing, you...you...you..."

I saw that his expression was not right, and I hesitated for a moment: "That...could it be that we are not talking about the same thing?"

He shouted: "Who knows what you are talking about? I said that daughter red is a good wine! Whenever a daughter is born in the family, the father will buy a jar and bury it under the tree, and then dig it out when she gets married. drink.

The taste of 18 years is very mellow.She, Li Xuemei, is 36 and hasn't married yet. Who can compare to the taste of that wine?I was greedy and went to steal a few sips, so what? "

He was deaf and dumb, and the atmosphere was awkward.

I murmured: "This... so you are talking about wine. The name of this wine is so crazy. What is it called Nurhong? It's not the same thing as I thought!"

He tugged at my collar and shook it vigorously: "Ximen Qing, what are you thinking about? You stinky shameless!"

"Cultural differences, millennium gap, I didn't know that someone would give such a pink name to wine in this year. Let go, let go, I'm about to be shaken into a concussion by you."

He threw me away angrily, and sat aside with a dark face and angry face.

I stood with my hands on the table for a long time before my eyes could focus normally.

"That...Wu Er, this is my elder brother's fault, I'm sorry."

"Hmph!" He turned around, refusing to look at me.

She cheekily sat next to him and coaxed him: "Wu Er, brother, I'm getting old and my brain is not working. Don't blame me. Well... don't you want to drink her good wine? Otherwise, brother I come to invite you?"

Only then did he agree to look back at me: "You please? Why do you please? Are you marrying her?"

"I'll pooh shit on your face! Even with her big body, you might not be able to hold her back, so I can still die like that? I'll steal the wine for you, right?"

Hearing the word "steal", his eyes lit up immediately: "This is your idea! You want to steal it."

"Yes, it was my idea. Now it's the middle of the night and it happens to be a thief, so why don't you say you want to go?"

"Go! Must go!"

In the middle of the night, at Li Xuemei's house, under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree, four hands desperately went to pick up the two jars of good wine.

The old yellow dog in the yard was stunned by the beef wrapped in anesthesia. He stared at the two of us twitching with his mouth open and drooling, but he couldn't move his body or make a sound.

Wu Er held a jar of wine in his arms, pointed his nose straight through the mud seal: "It's the smell, it's unmistakable, 36-year-old daughter red."

"Don't patronize the wine, just bury these two jars of copper coins."

After the money was buried, he repeatedly stepped on a porcelain solid with his feet.

As he climbed over the wall and was about to leave, Wu Song suddenly glanced at the dog.

"That dog looks really nice."

I said: "It is very good."

He went back and stroked the dog's head: "I really like it."

I looked around: "You are so particular about being a thief? Take it away if you like it."

……

Half an hour later, the freshly peeled yellow dog was placed on top of a bonfire.

The dog's skin was thrown on a nearby tree, the dog's eyes were staring, dripping with blood, it was shocking.

The man was humming a ditty while adding firewood to the fire, his face was black and red from the oily smoke.

Humming a little tune, he lifted the dog up from the fire with a tree branch and looked at it carefully, and said: "The skin on the outside is already scorched, and the meat inside is not yet cooked. We have to wait for the fire to go down." , use charcoal fire to simmer for a while, the muscles and muscles will be mushy, and then it will be fragrant and tender."

I looked at him in horror: "That's how you like it?"

He tore a piece of dog meat into his mouth, and said with satisfaction: "Yes, I like dogs the most. When I was young, I ran away with my elder brother. When I was hungry, I went to steal dogs and taught a village to catch up with ten dogs. A few miles away, my legs are almost crippled, but I still crave the smell. This one is ready, let me taste it."

I took the sauce-red piece of dog meat with both hands, and my heart skipped a beat. Fortunately, he never said he liked me.

The dog meat tasted very burnt, so I asked him, "What are you and your brother up to? Going to escape."

"I don't care about anything, my parents are dead, and the family has no property, so I can only wander around begging. I have a big appetite, and he tries to tell me to eat first, but he loses money.

That year was also the same weather, the eldest brother stole two catties of red sweet potatoes from the neighbor, and taught others to chase and beat him. He jumped into the cold water in a hurry, but those people were still standing by the pool and threw stones at him.

In order to save my eldest brother, I fought desperately with those people, knocked one person to the ground, frightened those people away, and then rescued my eldest brother.

I guess that man taught me to be beaten to death, and he wanted to take my elder brother to escape together, but he kept pushing me and beating me, saying that I would not be able to escape with him, and it would be better for two of us to die together to save me alone.

The two of us separated. That year, I was 12 years old and he was 17 years old.This separation lasted 12 years, and I never expected to meet him here. "

The bonfire reflected on his face, suddenly darkened.

He added: "Big brother came to your door to make trouble that day. Even though I was in a coma, I heard a few words. Unexpectedly, he has become like this now. Although he used to steal chickens and dogs, he never raped others. Property, now, he has changed a lot."

I said in my heart: Not everyone in the world will look like you, no matter how many winds and rains, they are as pure as a piece of white paper.

Wuhan University may not be like this by nature, but life is too difficult.You can't live without being an asshole, and you may not live better if you are an asshole, but you can tell yourself that you have been an asshole at least once, and you don't have to be useless all your life.

He suddenly said again: "I will pay you back the money."

I really didn't want him to ask me for money, so I lowered my head and said nothing.

He sat next to me, and said with a serious face: "I will really pay it back, you believe me! I will run a few more darts for others in the future, and I will give you all the gold I earn."

Hearing him say those two words, I bowed my head and shrugged and laughed shamelessly again.

He held his arm and yelled at me: "Hey, don't you look down on me? I can really earn it!"

"No, it's just that you can speak straighter with your tongue."

"Isn't my tongue straight?" He stuck out his tongue long and winked at me.

I pointed to the dog on the fire rack and laughed even more happily: "Dog dog, look quickly..."

He chased me and hit me: "Ximen Qing, who do you say is like a dog?"

I dodged his punches three times in a row before I breathed a sigh of relief: "I didn't scold you, I mean the dog meat is going to be mushy!"

"Ah, forgot about it..."

He rushed over to snatch the dog meat from the shelf, put it on the lotus leaf and fiddled with it.

The oily dog ​​meat burned his fingertips red, and I said, "Use a knife, it's hot."

He pushed my hand: "What do you know? Dog meat has to be torn like this to be delicious. Get out of the way, and be careful not to burn you."

Seeing him busy all by himself, I couldn't get my hands in. In a blink of an eye, I saw an orange tree growing beside him.

He went up and picked two of them, peeled them off and tasted them, they were so sweet, he quickly handed the other half to him.

He gave me a blank look: "I'm holding my hands, I didn't wink." He opened his mouth accordingly.

I broke off a piece and handed it to his mouth. His head tilted to hold the orange, and his lips touched his fingers softly, making my scalp numb again.

After swallowing the orange, he said, "Tsk, it's delicious, give me another piece."

I fed them petal by petal. After eating the oranges and tearing up the dog meat, I sprinkled the refined salt and spices from the kitchen of Li Xuemei’s house, and served it with 36-year-old daughter red. Jinshan does not change.

After eating two dog legs, I fell on the grass and slapped my stomach: "Wu Er, it really is dog meat and dragon meat. After eating this meal today, I also started to like dogs."

He smiled and sat down next to me: "I'll give you another sip of good wine."

I held his hand and took a big sip from the jar, and asked casually, "Who are you betting for? The salary is so high?"

"I didn't ask the name in detail, but his family business is quite big, and the money is easy to give."

I burped: "You said that you made some mistakes when you delivered some goods for me, but you did a good job of escorting my family."

He laughed straight: "Your work is so cumbersome and piecemeal. It's a lot easier to go to the place and pay when you arrive at the place."

I pouted: "No, I think you just don't care, you never cared about my affairs."

He didn't answer my question, took a long sip from the wine jar, and said, "Is it cool on the grass? Just lie down like this?"

I cheekily put my upper body on his lap: "This way it won't be cold."

"Tsk, you are beautiful." Although he was disgusted in his mouth, he didn't hide, and just told me to lie down.

The muscles on his legs are so strong, supporting my back warmly, his body smells the same as mine, fragrant soup petals and fragrant pancreas.

Looking up and seeing his perfect facial features, he felt hot again, and unconsciously stretched out his hand to caress his cheek.