Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The guys have already got up and are burying the fire to make food.

The two of us huddled our heads behind the roof of the car, moved our four bare legs, bent our waists and touched the side of the car, swung the roof up, and rushed into the car.

Wu Song grabbed my underwear and put it on, I went to stop him: "Hey, these are personal items,? Where can I get them mixed up?"

He opened my hand: "I don't think you've worn it, you have a lot to do. Bah, there are flowers embroidered on your butt? Ximen Qing, I don't want to talk about you anymore."

As I put clothes on my body, I retorted: "Why can't we embroider things on the underwear? It's tasteful,? Wouldn't it be interesting?"

He snatched my underwear three times and put it on, and then grabbed a coat and put it on.

He only heard a sound of "crack", and he tore off one sleeve of my hang silk beige trimmed with a black fox fur collar.

That guy glanced at me, with an embarrassed expression: "Hey, why are rich people's clothes so flimsy?"

I snatched the clothes back and said, "I don't even look at your size. You are two inches taller than me and one size stronger than me. Can you keep your clothes from tearing?"

He chuckled: "I see that you are quite strong even when you are naked,? I never thought that you would be so much thinner than me."

"That's a high-ranking official. I was born well. I look thin in clothes. I take off my flesh. Move aside."

I pushed his forehead away with my fingers, and took needles and thread from the compartment to mend his clothes.

He sat cross-legged on the side, with his tongue against his cheek, his eyes slanting towards my hand holding the needle.

I mended the clothes several times and asked him, "What are you looking at?"

He looked out of the car in a blink of an eye: "I didn't look at anything, I was just thinking, I can still wear your clothes, but I'm afraid I can't wear your shoes."

I stretched out the soles of my feet to compare with him. My soles are slender, and his soles are half an inch longer than mine.

He has such big feet, I'm afraid there is no one in the company who can wear the same size shoes as him.

I said: "Otherwise you will go down the mountain later, you can walk the official road with me, and find a clothes store to buy something suitable for you to wear."

He said: "Take the official road and miss my journey, my boss will be anxious."

"Tsk, do you have to be so determined? Teach those two coachmen to walk along the mountain road, and you go to the city with me to buy clothes and then go back to chase them. Anyway, your legs are fast, and you can't miss anything."

After descending the mountain, the two people separated, and the two coachmen escorted their goods along the mountain road, and Wu Song followed our convoy to the city.

The carriage stopped in front of one of the largest tailors.

Wu Song wore my obviously ill-fitting clothes and got out of the car with bare feet and a pair of night shoes, which immediately made everyone around me laugh.

I taught Dai'an to take the troops and walk along the official road first, and led Wu Song into the tailor shop: "Shopkeeper, make my brother a good suit, and give him a pair of the best mullet boots."

The shopkeeper knew that I was a wealthy person just by looking at my clothes, so he quickly flattered me and asked Wu Song to measure me.

Wu Song looked around and asked first, "The clothes here are quite expensive, aren't they?"

The shopkeeper said with a smile: "One penny is one penny, you go all over the city, and there is no one that is better than our handwork."

Wu Song pulled a piece of clothing casually and asked, "How much is this?"

The store said a price.

Wu Song immediately turned dark: "It's too expensive, I don't want it to be so expensive."

The store said: "You think this is expensive? This is already the cheapest in our store."

Wu Song's violent temper made me want to leave: "I don't want this clothes anymore, go and look elsewhere."

I said, "I spend money, just don't ask the price."

He stared at him: "Is your money not money?"

"Let me borrow it from you." I tugged at him and said to the shopkeeper, "Just pick the best one in this shop, alas, just the one you have in hand, the black one, show me."

The shopkeeper said with a smile: "The official has good eyesight. This dress is the best in my shop. It just fits this gentleman's stature, but the price is a bit expensive."

I said: "Don't mention the price, take it off and let my brother try it."

Wu Erhu still refused to pick up the clothes with a grimace, so I took the clothes, coaxed him into the cabinet, and raised my hand to untie his belt.

He blocked my hand and said, "Do you really want to buy such an expensive one?"

I said: "A man is like clothes and a horse is like a saddle, so he has to dress up smartly, so that he can be confident.

The cargo you saved for me yesterday was worth a few thousand taels. This dress cost ten taels to death, so just treat it as a return gift from me. Where did you say so much? "

He couldn't help but take off his shirt, and when he was about to take off his pants, he suddenly remembered something: "Do you want to buy another pair of underwear for you?"

He nodded: "I have to buy one. Yours is too tight, and it hurts me. Alas, it turns out that yours is not big."

Hey man!

I raised my hand and punched him, and said to the outside: "Shopkeeper, bring me another set of underwear and trousers."

The shopkeeper brought the coat, and he took it, looked at the coat, then at me, and stood still.

I asked: "What's wrong?"

He said, "What's wrong with you? I'm going to take off my clothes and change, and you're still here?"

"Tch, I took a closer look last night, are you still twitching now?"

"Get out of here, you!"

He raised his hand and pushed me out, and closed the door from the inside.

If you are small, you will be shy.

Shaking my head and smiling, I sat back in the living room. The shop owner had already served tea graciously. I chatted with him about the local customs and made a few gossips.

Suddenly there was a knock at the door behind him, and the man came out.

Looking back, I was stunned at the same time as the store owner.

Wu Er looked at me stupidly and asked, "What's wrong? Doesn't it look good?"

I put down the teacup in my hand, turned around and asked the shopkeeper, "Is it good-looking?"

The shopkeeper closed his mouth that had been open for a long time, shook his head and said: "Your official, if you say something inappropriate, I just sold you this dress for 15 taels. It’s worth hundreds of taels to thousands of taels.”

Wu Song glared: "Hey, are you sitting on the ground and raising the price again? Seeing that he is rich, are you deliberately deceiving him?"

The shopkeeper rolled his eyes, turned and left!

I pulled Wu Er and stood in front of the bronze mirror: "Look at your stupid look, people are praising you."

Wu Er snorted coldly: "Hmph, he praised me, it's his turn..." Looking into the bronze mirror, he was also stunned.

The person in the mirror is dressed in red, with a black riding uniform on the outside, a tiger embroidered on the chest, and a fine red border on the neckline and cuffs.

Inside his waist is a half-foot-wide mullet belt, which narrows his thin waist.

Half of the robe was tied around the narrow waist, and half hung down, revealing the two long legs of [-] meters.

On his feet are a pair of shiny mullet leather boots, which match his belt exactly. With such a dress, how can my Erlang look so heroic!

I said, "Erlang, you are so handsome."

His ears turned red slightly, rubbed his nose and smirked: "You're not bad either."

"Then there's no need to ask? The high-ranking official has always been able to compete!"

I tossed my hair coquettishly in the mirror, and stroked my chin again to look at him: "However, there seems to be something missing."

I turned on the system, took off the fish cutter I bought on the boat last time, and hung it around his waist.

He took out the waist knife and glanced at it with surprise on his face: "It's a good thing! Oh, Ximen Qing, why did you ask me to see such a good thing?"

"I told you to see it earlier, didn't you snatch it away? I haven't covered the heat yet."

While talking, the shopkeeper flashed out from behind, holding a suit in his hand and said: "This official, would you like to try this suit?"

I said, "I have clothes to wear."

The shopkeeper said: "This one is made of the same material as the one worn by this gentleman, and it is also made by a master, but it is slightly smaller in stature, which is just right for you! It doesn't matter if you buy it or not, just try it out."

I took the clothes over and saw that the moon-white material was trimmed with a light gray border, with a white jade belt in the middle, and a dragon embroidered on the chest. The style of workmanship was indeed the same as that worn by Wu Song.

I didn't make any fuss, went into the back room and changed it neatly. As soon as I went out, I heard Wu Er shout: "It looks good! I bought it, how much is it?"

The shopkeeper stretched out his hand: "30 taels of silver, that belt is more expensive."

Wu Song touched the purse without saying a word: "I bought it, this is the set. Ximenqing, put it on and go."

I raised my eyebrows: "Hey, you can't bear to spend money on yourself, but you don't feel bad when you buy me something?"

"You gave me such a good knife, why shouldn't I return the gift?"

Wu Song generously took out the silver, and said cheerfully: "It's okay, I have sperm, and I can get another ten taels by running this trip."

All my life, I was afraid that he would say these two words, so I hurriedly dragged him to the door.

As soon as the two of them entered the main street, they immediately attracted the surrounding elder girls and younger daughters-in-law to look this way together.

The high officials were already immune to such gazes. They were afraid that Erlang would be uncomfortable, but he didn't even look up, just lowered his head and fiddled with the good knife, smacking his lips and said repeatedly: "Good knife, good knife , Hair can be broken, Ximen Qing, where did you get such a good thing?"

I put my arms around his shoulders and smiled: "Brother has a lot of good things there, as long as you are obedient, I will pick and choose for you from now on."

He was startled, raised his hand and pushed me: "Go, who is the elder brother?"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard someone shouting loudly from behind: "Wudutou, something is wrong!"

Turning around, I saw a person running over stumblingly, shaking Wu Song as soon as he grabbed him.

I stared at the man carefully for a while, and recognized the driver who was escorting the goods with him.

Wu Song said: "Ma Si, what's the matter? Why did you come to the city? Are you our product?"

Ma Si wiped the sweat off his forehead with his sleeve, and dragged the two of us into the corner of the wall.

When he got to a place where no one was around, Ma Si knelt on the ground with a "plop", and said with tears, "Wudutou, something is wrong. Just now, Liu Wu and I escorted the two carts along the mountain road. Suddenly, a bunch of yamen servants rushed over and stopped us, and came up to turn over the goods without saying a word!

As a result, as a result... ten packs of five stone powder were found out of the trunk of our car! "

Wu Song was stunned for a moment: "Wu Shi San? Why is there such a thing in our carriage?"