Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

He pushed me: "The master of the camp gave us so much dignity yesterday, shouldn't we repay him well? Yesterday, I was delayed for a day and didn't do business,? Today I have to go early."

This pissed me off.

I said, "A bastard, who is giving face to whom? You are a hero who fights tigers, you take care of the prisoners for him every day.

I am the richest man at the county level, a representative of the National People's Congress, one of the top ten outstanding youths in the country, the most beautiful man in Qinghe, and a flower in Jizhong Plain.

Agreeing to manage a restaurant that is bigger than a hut for him, let's give him face, shall we?You just stay here and continue to sleep, don't get up. "

This guy just didn't understand, he pushed my leg and said: "Go, go,? He is an elder after all,? Don't be ashamed to say nice things to us, you shouldn't treat him like this,? Get out of my way."

I was so angry that I pressed my whole body on him: "Wu Er,? If you dare to leave today, I will be in a hurry with you."

He pulled me under his body: "Ximen Qing, are you just looking for trouble?"

Just hugging him tightly and not letting go: "What's the matter looking for trouble? Today you have to sleep with me,? Sleep until dawn, sleep until noon, sleep until the sun is high, and sleep until they come to invite us in person."

He straightened up and looked up at the beams: "I said Ximen Qing, why are you acting like a bitch? Are you so annoying?"

I rode on him and said seriously: "Wu Er,? Listen to brother and I will teach you well. It is right for you to treat others with sincerity, but you are also worthy of others.

If you just help me when someone is in trouble, you will use it as a friend?How many lives do you say you have?How many people are you enough to pay in this lifetime? "

He rubbed his nose: "Where are so many talking? Come down for me, I want to pee."

I said, "You can pee on the kang."

He pulled me down, covered me with a quilt, and scratched: "I pissed on the kang, and I pissed on you. You little boy, the more you learn, the worse you get up in the morning. You are a bitch. My son and I have already dealt with you."

I was the most ticklish in my life, and I couldn't help laughing at that time: "I said Wu Er, can you use your brain to think about things? I'm talking about business...I said you stop...I'll talk to you, don't make trouble It's... itching to death!"

This guy couldn't help but scratched me up and down without any seriousness, and the two of them were entangled in the quilt, making a fuss in the dark.

Suddenly I heard a dry cough coming from outside the door, it was Shi Guanying's voice.

"Um... Wudutou, young gentleman, are you two up?"

Yo, did you really come to invite me?It's really not the right time to come.

Wu Er quickly got off the ground and put on his clothes: "Master Shi, the little one has already woken up, just wait a moment, we will come out soon."

He quickly put on his clothes, washed his face and went out.

I dressed slowly and then came out. I saw Mr. Shi standing in the yard with his hands behind his back, and Shi En standing behind him with a blank face, holding a food box in his hand, and glanced He glanced at me, his expression was not good.

Mr. Shi Guanying said: "Wake up in the morning and take a walk with the children. Seeing that the wontons in the shop are good, I bought two copies for you. I dare not soak this stuff. You should eat it quickly."

Wu Song took the food box and thanked him.

You're welcome, just eat it if someone gives it to you.

After eating, Shi Guanying was accompanied by Wu Song and walked to the prison camp while talking all the way.

Sean was waiting in the yard to come with me to Merrywood.

I had nothing to say to him, so I cleaned up the dishes and put them back, then went back to the room to dress up.

Wu Er returned my luggage to me yesterday. I put on my old good clothes, combed my hair in front of the mirror, picked a jade hairpin that matched the color of the clothes, and put on a pair of deerskin boots. .

Don't ask me why there are so many sets of clothes in my luggage, I'm handsome and easy to dress up, there's nothing I can do about it.

Shi En waited patiently for me for a long time, but finally couldn't take it any longer: "I said this, my father taught you to go to the shop, not to sell yourself, you still can't finish dressing up?"

I painted something on my face in front of the mirror: "Young man, don't you know that? As a manager, your image is the most important thing. If you can't manage your own image well, how can you manage your business well? Are you right? wrong?"

He snorted, "You look like a duck to me."

I clicked my lips and rolled his eyes: "Hey, what are you talking about? Be careful, I'll tell your father to go."

Shi En lost his temper by my anger, and said coldly: "Just tell me. I haven't asked you yet, what's the matter with you and Brother Erlang? Why is there something wrong with him when you come here? What are you two old men doing in your room so early in the morning?"

Is this your turn to ask?

I put my arm on one of his shoulders, and laughed: "Yo, it turns out that Mr. Shi likes to listen to the corner? What are the two of us doing with the door closed? Why should I tell you?"

He was so angry that he pushed my hand, pointed at my nose and said, "Don't think that you can do whatever you want with the protection of Brother Erlang and my father. Let me tell you, Brother Erlang is a great hero, don't even think about holding those of yours." Lure him with nonsensical means."

I squinted at him: "Hey, Mr. Shi is not very old, but he knows a lot? He also knows some tricks and seduction? Tell me, we are both men." , what method should I use to lure him?"

"You..." Shi En's face turned completely blue with anger.

If he didn't heal his anger with this little boy, the senior official put his hands behind his back, raised his legs and walked out the door, Shi En followed behind angrily.

As soon as a few gusts of wind blow, the breath of spring is already strong, and a lot of wild flowers bloom on the side of the road, attracting bees and butterflies.

As soon as the high-ranking officials walked on the street, they immediately attracted those big girls and young wives to look straight at them.

When they looked over, the senior officials looked back, raised the corners of their lips and greeted with a smile: "Hey, little lady, come out to enjoy the flowers."

This group of women didn't expect to be discovered by peeping. They covered their faces and hid with a chirping smile.

On the contrary, a courageous woman came to talk to her: "Hey, isn't this little gentleman the one who fought in front of the Happy Forest yesterday? You look like a different person when you put on your nice clothes. Oh, what are you doing today? Are you still fighting? Are you still showing off your good skin?"

A group of women tied together and laughed like a female cat.

The senior official gave them a wink: "I won't fight today, and I will take care of Happy Forest from now on. If you want to see my good skin, go find me in Happy Forest."

The group of women laughed again, and the woman asked again: "Oh, let's look for it, you really took it off and let us see it?"

The senior officials put their long legs on the stone on the side of the road, and chatted with them with a fan: "It doesn't matter whether you look at it or not, the key is that the sisters need to know that Happy Forest will change hands. It's not the black-faced rough guy anymore, it's me, a handsome and handsome boy."

A group of women burst out laughing, pointing around me, and vaguely heard a few words: "This young man speaks so funny, and his clothes look good, look at those two legs, he is so tall, handsome and handsome." Very pretty. A man born so white, his body is also very white, his body is so fleshy, tsk tsk..."

Shi En's face was so dark that it was almost dripping, and he said angrily, "I said, are you still going? It's almost noon, so you don't have to work, do you?"

Telling him that he was bored, he gave those ladies another wink, and then headed towards Happy Forest.

Shi En whispered sarcasm behind me: "Don't think that you can fool everyone with just a few words of chatter. If Happy Lin is easy to manage, my father can ask you to be an outsider? When you can't manage it, you can slap yourself .”

We heard this and pretended not to hear it.

When I walked to the gate of Happy Forest, I saw a group of idlers sitting there and gossiping.

A slovenly woman was sitting by the well, washing rice with one hand and picking her feet with the other. Feeling unsatisfied with picking, she simply put her feet in the rice bowl and washed the rice with her feet.

This disgusted me so much that I rushed over and yelled at her, "Hey, what are you doing?"

The woman gave me a fright and asked, "Who are you?"

I held back my nausea and looked at her: "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I have eaten here? Don't tell me, you used to wash rice like this!"

The woman said "oh", took her feet out of the rice washing basin, and slowly began to bind her feet.

The black men next to them grinned, and the fattest one said, "Hey, what are you doing so seriously? Isn't it disgusting if you can't see you? Anyway, it smells even worse if you eat it in your mouth." Dirtier."

The group laughed together.

I asked them, "Who are all of you?"

The fat man wiped his face with the clothes that had long been indistinguishable in color and said, "I am the chef here."

I should have guessed that I was so fat.

Those next to each other said: "I am the second chef."

"I'm a helper."

"I am changing the knife."

"I'm a handyman."

"I'm a buddy."

As soon as these people finished talking, they saw Shi En, and quickly stood up and let him sit on the chair beside him: "Hey, Xiao Guanying is here? Please sit down and drink tea."

Shi En put on airs and pointed at me arrogantly: "I'm here today to tell you for my father that Jiang Menshen has left, and this one will take care of our happy forest from now on."

As soon as the group of people heard his tone, they knew the trick, and they all stood up with a smile on their faces: "Hey, this is the new shopkeeper? Sorry and respect, let's start working now."

I waved at them: "Come back, come back, everyone, and take care of your personal hygiene before going to work. It's so dirty, who will eat your food?"

Those people immediately became unhappy, and the chef said: "We rough old men are like this, no matter how we dress up, we can't look good. You don't like to look at it, so close your eyes."

There was a little man next to him with a smirk on his face and said: "Yes, we rely on craftsmanship for a living, and we don't sell ourselves like some people. Why do we look so good-looking?"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Shi En laughed loudly.

Now that group of people were even more dissatisfied, and they all looked at me with slanted shoulders and dissatisfied faces.