Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

A group of prisoners knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Dutou, we know we are wrong,? You control us all for our own good. From now on,? You just take care of yourself,? Beat as you please, scold as you please,? We will wait." Nothing more."

In the following time, everyone's work efficiency was extremely high.

A few big rocks went up the slope, and the remaining two or three people could lift one together. Wu Song still insisted on watching from the side, watching whoever couldn't get up the slope, and going up to help.

Seeing him like this, I became anxious, and I shouted at the top of my voice, "I'm done eating jujubes,? Wudutou pick some more for me."

He stared and scolded: "I picked your uncle."

I looked at him with surprise: "Yo,? How do you know my uncle's nickname is Zao'er?"

The prisoners behind them shook their feet from laughter, and Wu Song couldn't stretch his laughing muscles through gritted teeth.

An older man asked, "Dutou, is that your younger brother?"

Wu Song said: "What brother? How old is I? He's already 30 years old. He just doesn't make sense."

The man asked again: "Look at his tender face, he is not your younger brother, yet you spoil him like this?"

"Is he younger than me?" Wu Song touched his face, and said again: "He is sick, and I'm not used to being afraid of him getting sick."

I fell down on the grass, hugged my head and shouted, "I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy, I won't get dizzy if I eat dates, and I'll get dizzy if I don't eat dates, brother Erlang, hurry up and pick dates."

Wu Song was so angry with me: "Stop flirting, are you still a man?"

I lay on my side on the grass, kicking back and forth with my legs crossed: "I am here because I am a show, no one is buried in the dead, Wu Dutou hurry up and pick dates, or I will kill the people in this battalion .”

The prisoners laughed so hard that their trousers almost fell off, and the older one patted Wu Song: "I said head Wudu, go over quickly, and ask you brother to play for a while, our work here There's really no way to do it."

Wu Song came over with a blushing face, and kicked me lightly: "Get out of my way, you want to embarrass me on purpose, don't you?"

Seeing him coming, he achieved his goal. Yi Gulu got up from the ground and was about to speak when he suddenly heard someone behind him shouting, "Brother Erlang."

Turning around, I saw Shi En riding his fine horse, his expression sank when he met my eyes, and then turned to Wu Song with a smile and said, "Brother Erlang, are you done with your work? You have time to teach me how to practice sticks." ?”

Wu Song said: "There is still some work to be done here, so I have to watch it."

Shi En looked at the huge boulders on the top of the slope, and said without blushing: "Brother Erlang has escorted them to transport those stones, and it is a credit. I will go and ask my father to teach you to rest earlier. , teach me the stick."

Hey, teaching you sticks isn't work, is it?Are you ashamed to say that it is to let people rest?This smelly shameless.

I rubbed my forehead and shook it from side to side: "Erlang, I'm dizzy."

Wu Song looked at me with a dark face: "Are you trying to die again?"

I nodded cheekily: "Yes, I'm about to die. I'm stupid at first, and I stood with you for a long time, and now I'm dizzy again after being blown by the wind."

Shi En came over and sneered: "Look at this gentleman, he is also tall and powerful, why is he so fragile? He fainted after blowing for a while?"

I said, "I'm taller than a man. As for the horse..." I lowered my head and looked between my legs. "Oh, it's actually quite big."

Shi En immediately turned purple with embarrassment: "Why are you..."

I rolled his eyes at him, leaned on Wu Er's back as soon as I softened my body, and shouted in my mouth: "I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy, I'm really dizzy, I'm afraid I really caught a cold just now."

Wu Song raised his hand to try my forehead, and said to Shi En: "If there is nothing wrong in the camp, I will send him back first, lest it would be a mistake for him to hang around here. As for the matter of practicing sticks, let's wait another day . ” She clasped her fist at Shi En, supported me and walked away.

I looked back at Shi En and sneered, but I saw that his face was filled with the sadness and unwillingness of the third son to meet the main wife.

Heh, wearing Lin Pinru's clothes and pretending to be an old man will be afraid of you?

I even came here with Lin Pinru's wardrobe on my back.

Lun Sao, I am your patriarch!

"Brother Erlang" on the left, "Brother Erlang" on the right, why don't you be sour to death, you bastard?This little stinky is shameless.

When I got home, I stewed the short ribs I bought on the street today with cucumbers in a pot, and served them with a few white flour steamed buns.

Wu Er hesitated without moving his chopsticks, and asked, "Are you spending your own money again?"

I said, "No, I bought it with the money I earned in Merry Wood today."

As soon as he put down his chopsticks: "Where did you get the wages for half a day? Don't say you stole the money from the cabinet."

I slapped my chest loudly: "I will take money from them? What do you think of me? I, Ximen Qing, can do such a villainous thing?

These are really the money I earned, not only me, but also the guys. I pay them dividends on time, and I get money every day. "

He stared at me for a while: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. If I lie to anyone, I can't lie to you."

Only then did he pick up his chopsticks: "Shi Guanying and his sons are kind to us, we can't be ungrateful and steal from others."

I nodded repeatedly: "Yes, their father and son are indeed very kind to us. We know that the kindness will be repaid. How can we do things that are not done by humans?"

He sneered again: "Ximenqing, is there a truth in your mouth? You obviously don't like them very much. Especially Shi En, why did he provoke you? Every time you see him, you feel weird."

I said, "Where do I have it?"

"You said you didn't? You were staring at him in the camp just now."

I was silent for a while, and asked: "Is he always pestering you like this in the past?"

"Ok?"

"That... pestered you to teach him how to do this and that?"

"It's not a entanglement. He loves to learn martial arts. He can't find a good teacher for a while, so he asks me to give some pointers."

I asked him: "Wu Er, brother, I would like to ask you, how did you worship your teacher in the past?"

He thought for a while and said: "At the beginning, Master refused to accept me as an apprentice. It was I who knelt in front of Master's door for three days and three nights. He saw that I was sincere, so he accepted me.

In the first three years, he only learned superficial moves and did not teach inner skills and mental skills. He did rough and dirty work every day, but he was immediately expelled from the school if he complained.All the money earned from traveling and performing arts will be handed over to the master.

Three years later, he saw my sincerity, and then he gave me inner strength.But I was not allowed to go down the mountain until Shifu was gone and I had a filial piety for him for one year, and then I was released to roam the rivers and lakes.How did you even think of asking this? "

I clapped my hands: "We didn't gain martial arts for nothing, did we? How much hardship and tiredness have we suffered? Why should we give advice to others for nothing now?"

He said: "You can't say that. We are friends. If someone has said something, I can't refuse, right?"

I sneered to myself: "For a friend? Oh, for a friend? Let me ask you, does your master know about you privately pointing him out? If he knows, guess what he will say?"

Wu Er stopped talking, and focused on eating with a sullen head.

Knowing that the words just now had already taken him to heart, he didn't say much. After eating, he cleaned up the dishes and went to the kitchen to take a bath. Xu was so happy that he forgot to bring his underwear when taking a bath.

That guy went out to chop firewood now, so I simply rushed into the room with bare ass | looking for underwear to wear.

As soon as I turned out the underwear on the kang, the door opened, and the guy was taken aback when he walked in: "Ximen Qing, what are you doing?"

I was also stunned, and raised my panties at him: "Wear panties, can't you?"

He stared at me for a while, his face turned purple instantly.

I turned my back and lifted my underwear, and peeked at his face getting redder, his chest heaving up and down almost tore his clothes, I suddenly turned around and slammed the door, and ran to the yard to hit a tree with a wooden stick.

While I was putting on clothes, I shouted to him through the window: "Oh, that's a jujube tree. Be careful, if you kill it, there will be no jujubes to eat next year."

He cursed: "Eat your uncle." Throwing the stick to the ground, he punched with his bare hands.

Whooping, hey, hey, hahaha, I was so tired that I was sweating after a while.

Look at the movement of this guy? I really can't understand how the brain circuits of the beasts are brutally developed. Did I provoke him by wearing a pair of underwear?

After taking a bath, I was also tired, so I heated up the kang and lay down first.

He heard the wind of the beast's fist whistling in the yard until midnight, and heard the sound of the bucket by the well in the yard.

When I probed it, I saw that this guy was sweating a lot, and he was washing it with cold water.

Now I understood, it turned out that he was angry that I finished washing all the hot water and didn't leave it for him.

Hey, look at how narrow-minded he is.

In the early morning of the next day, he still had a dark face and did not speak. As soon as he put the bowl away, he went to work in the camp, and I went to Happy Forest to take care of the accounts.

As soon as I arrived at Happy Forest, the cooks and accountants all greeted me with smiles: "The shopkeeper is here? Good morning, the shopkeeper."

I put my hips on my hips and pointed here and there: "This table is cleaned, and that stool is repaired for me. Fatty, make a good pot of tea for brother. Er Shun, move the chair to the sunny place for brother. Brother wants to bask in the sun for a while."

Those people immediately ran faster than rabbits, and served me according to the standard of serving our ancestors.

When it's time for dinner, those gorgeous girls come, bringing a group of whores waiting to be slaughtered, and today's business is even better.

After finishing their work in the afternoon, those girls still refused to leave. They surrounded my young man, who chatted shortly. Naturally, the stupid old men in the store were also reluctant to leave, and gathered in a large circle to listen to my nonsense.

I pointed to the group of Happy Lin and introduced them to the sisters one by one: "Have you seen our chef? He has a simple and honest personality, and the food he cooks is delicious, and he is still single now. Does anyone have a beautiful sister with a personality?" The married person introduced him.

That is the second chef of our family. He has good knife skills and a careful heart. If anyone in your family has a younger sister, tell him.

That guy is my trick, he is diligent, good-natured, and filial to his parents. Do you know who has a virtuous little girl to introduce him to?That's our tent..."

A bunch of brats are being praised by me. After hearing this sentence, I hurriedly interrupted: "Shopkeeper, there is a lady in our tent, you don't need to worry about him."

I gave them a blank look: "You know ball, I have a wife, isn't my father still single? If there is a suitable old lady, I have to introduce it."

Everyone laughed, and the accountant laughed so hard that his front teeth almost fell out: "Our shopkeeper is so considerate, he even thought about my father's affairs together. The shopkeeper is really a good person, and we will be determined to work with you from now on." .”

We're done talking, we're done chatting, and it's almost time for dinner, so the guys go back to work.

One of the sisters named Qing'er saw no one around, tugged at the corner of my clothes and said, "Little Master, I have something I want to discuss with you."