Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Qing'er stomped her feet: "Huh, I don't know what's good or bad." She went out with her big ass twisted.

Fatty drooled and looked at her back: "Shopkeeper,? You're amazing, you? Even such a coquettish woman can't seduce you,? You can't sit still."

Rubbing his head and smiling wryly, I'm still showing off, isn't he still unable to hook Wu Er?He said he kicked me out.

Thinking of him, I was angry again. I put on my clothes and ran to the hut. After finishing the work, I saw a few countrymen hiding behind the hut. When they looked up and saw me, they turned around and fled with a few large buckets.

I was so annoyed, I chased after them and scolded them: "Hey, what do you mean? I can scare you guys by pissing? Why are you running?"

Fatty and the others ran over behind them, grabbed those farmers, and cursed: "What are you doing? What are you doing? How dare you steal dung in front of our shopkeeper? Come on, steal it all!" How far have you gone?"

This disgusts me,? He covered his nose and said, "No way? Even stealing feces, how poor is this?"

Er Shunzi said: "Shopkeeper, don't you know? Our customers here eat well, and the manure they pull is also fat, but these farmers are worried about it, and they come to steal from time to time and steal them away." Go to the field to sell,? A car sells for ten yuan. You can’t teach them to make such black-hearted money.”

In a blink of an eye, those farmers were captured and returned. Fatty and Shunzi grabbed and beat them a few times, and stretched out their hands: "If you want dung, give me money."

The few farmers had no choice but to touch the money one by one.

I grinned and said, "Come on, it's just a few barrels of dung, don't make it difficult for others, just ask for a few pennies to make it easier."

Those few goods refused to obey, and insisted on letting them go after asking for more than ten yuan.

When I got the money, I held it in both hands and handed it to me: "Shopkeeper, here you go, buy some fruit to eat."

I said, "Hey, who am I to eat dung?" Then I thought, "Big fat, take this money and go to the door to weigh some fruit, and send it to a man named Wu Song in the prison camp, and say I invited him."

Big Fatty obediently went to buy fruit and was about to leave, I said again: "Remember, watch him eat first, and then tell him when he finishes eating. This is what I traded with dung. He is so disgusting."

Fatty got the order and ran away holding the fruit.

Shunzi and a few boys have already set up the tea table and tiger leather chair for me, and made the tea. I was holding the tea and kneading melon seeds, lying on the chair, squinting my eyes and basking in the sun while imagining Wu Er was furious after eating the dung fruit, and he was just happy.

After a while, Big Fatty came back with a bitter face.

I asked him: "What's the matter? He scolded you? Did he beat you? Look at your twitching face."

Fatty spat on the ground and said, "Hey, I've never seen such a ignorant person when I grow up so big. The shopkeeper, you kindly gave him fruit to eat. As soon as he heard that it was from you, he immediately went to He fell on the ground, saying that he didn't want the dirty fruit given by that dirty man, so let me get out of here."

I was so angry that I jumped up from my chair: "Hey, this grandson, he, he, he, he..."

I was so angry that my hands and feet were shaking, I didn't know what to scold, so I shook my hand: "He thinks I'm dirty, and I think he's dirty. If you don't eat, you don't eat. Who will you show when you swear? I don’t even give him a mouthful of dung, and if he wants to eat it, he pulls it away himself!”

It was another day of busy chatter, and there was no news from Wu Er on this day.

I will never ask anyone to inquire about him again.

On the third day, it started to rain suddenly, and there were many fewer tourists on the road, so I took my time and took the cooks and guys around to check where the rain was leaking and where the sewer was blocked.

Without an umbrella or a raincoat, I ran back and forth in the rainy field to lead them to work.

It rained for three days in a row, and I ran in the rain for three days in a row.

By the fourth day, I finally got my wish and caught a cold.

Teach some of his staff to carry me to see the doctor on a soft chair.

Fatty said: "Shopkeeper, why don't we invite Langzhong to come? You still have to carry it, if there is a little wind, wouldn't it be even worse?"

I lay on the soft chair with my eyes closed like a dead body, wiped my nose and said, "What do you know? I want to let others know that I am sick. I have paid too much for my work. I have to teach them too." I know that you have paid too."

Fatty and the others understood, and they all raised their thumbs: "The shopkeeper is really wise."

As soon as a few brats lifted me up, they walked towards the prison camp, yelling as they walked: "Get out of the way, don't get in the way, the shopkeeper in Happy Forest is sick, and he built a house for us Happy Lin, that's called Brave the wind and rain for three days and three nights.

The hard-working men are all down, tsk tsk tsk, we are all moved by the character of our shopkeeper and his generosity. "

This group of children is really up to the mark, and the officials like it.

Yelling all the way past the prison camp, everyone in the village knew that I was sick.

I walked half a circle around the prison camp, but no one came out to ask questions, so I waved my hand: "Go back, turn around again, and shout again."

A few people carried me back and shouted louder: "Look at how sick our shopkeeper is? The doctor is afraid to treat him, this guy, for the sake of happy Lin, the shopkeeper will work hard for half his life." Ah, looking all over the rivers and lakes, where can I find such a dedicated shopkeeper?"

Turned around again, still no one came out to answer.

So, those brats carried me back and turned back: "Look at our shopkeeper, he is just a breath away from a dead man, this is exhausting. This is the result of exhaustion.

Oh my God, we dug up ten layers of soil along Happy Forest, and we couldn't find such a dedicated shopkeeper, such a good person!Where can I find someone who is so dedicated to doing things for the master? "

With that shout, someone finally came out

It was a soldier next to Shi Guanying, who stepped forward and handed over a money bag, saying that Shi Guanying knew that the shopkeeper was tired and sick, and this was a reward for him, and taught the guys to take the shopkeeper to see a doctor as soon as possible, and there must be no delay up.

I unwrapped the purse and saw a small handful of copper coins scattered about.Hey, look at the stingy and shabby old fox?

I squinted into the camp, but I still couldn't see that person. I'm so sick, can he still sit still?How hard-hearted!

Throwing the money bag into the hands of the guys, the man lay down on the chair again: "Go on, no matter how miserable it is, the louder the noise, the better."

Those boys got the money, worked harder, rolled up their sleeves, put me on the ground, knelt on the ground and shouted: "Oh, my shopkeeper, you died so badly!

Seeing how young you are, why are you exhausting yourself to death?You said that you are desperate for the business of the store.

If you leave like this, what will we do?Who will take our brothers to make money in the future.

You said that we are a dear shopkeeper, but what a pity that you have such a handsome appearance, handsome figure, such an extraordinary mind, and such a generous heart. When you leave like this, it will make our hearts ache to death. "

I took out a pear from my bosom, wiped it with a handkerchief, lay straight on the chair, gnawed, and said: "Control your emotions, tone and tone, and cry loudly, melodiously and long, and the sound can be heard for miles. Heart touching.

Yes, yes, you have to control the expression of the muscles on your face, you have to express your emotions.

...Sunzi, what are you laughing at, kid?When I can't see you?You knelt before me and cried, and the sound was so low that I won't give you food at noon. "

Eating is a big deal, so Shunzi knelt down in front of me obediently, shaking her chair with her mouth open and shouting desperately: "My dear shopkeeper, you are leaving soon, you have to tell us your name Ah, we might as well teach someone to collect your body!

You are so sick and confused that you can't remember your name. Are there any familiar people in the local area?We might as well bring a letter to him! "

Hey, this kid is good, he improvised, and his lines were well written. I shook a pear from my arms and gave him: "Good performance, I will add a chicken leg for you at noon, and then I will be more emotional."

These boys were encouraged to work harder one by one, and the commotion became louder and louder.

The military performers in the camp couldn't continue the performance, and they all gathered around to watch the excitement, laughing while watching, and the prisoners stopped working, and poked their heads out to look over here.I covered my face with a veil, and I moved my cheeks to chew pears, but I kept my body straight, thinking that if I looked from a distance, I would think that I was seriously ill, and I was about to die.

After a while, a tall figure was peeped from under the handkerchief approaching from a distance.

There was a burst of joy in my heart, I threw the pear away, covered my face with a handkerchief, held my breath, and seriously pretended to be dead.

The man came closer and said with a cold face: "What are you making trouble for?"

I covered my face with a veil and didn't open my eyes. I said sickly: "What's the trouble? People are dying, so what else can they do? Look at Lao Tzu's wisdom in this life, why did he take this wrong step and come here? Those who defected were kicked out by others, and I have no face to go back, it would be better to die here."

There was a sudden pain in my ear, the man grabbed my ear and lifted me from the chair, kicked my ass|buttock: "I will drive you away, and I am here to play tricks for the second master, to see if I can't beat you to death. "

I tried my best to grab his hand, and my ears were swollen. I was so angry that I jumped on my feet and scolded: "Wu Er, you animal, who do you think you are? Teach me to come, I will come, teach me to go, I will have to go!" Go! Damn! This time I really won’t leave, I will die in front of your eyes, and I will disgust you even if I turn into a ghost.”

He narrowed his eyes and sneered: "Oh, you're going to die, right? Well, I'll give you a good time now!"

He casually took a bamboo branch from the ground, chased me and hit me.

I jumped up and down to hide, but I still got hit on my buttocks, it hurt like fire, I covered my buttocks and yelled loudly: "Wu Er, you bastard, your subordinates are not important, they almost killed me."

He stopped his hand, his eyes moved: "Does it really hurt?"

I jumped on my feet and shouted at him: "It hurts! How can it not hurt? I have delicate skin and tender flesh. How can I teach you to beat like this?"

He was sullen and didn't say a word, and the guys next to him shouted together: "Our shopkeeper is so good, you still beat him? Why are you so inhuman?"

Big Fatty had the loudest voice, and shouted loudly: "Yes, my shopkeeper is so good-looking, you beat him cruelly, if you break it, our little girls will be heartbroken."

As soon as Wu Er heard this, his face immediately turned black, and he stepped forward and kicked me: "Go find your little girls, and if you dare to show your eyes in front of me, I will beat you to death."