Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The little stupid pig raised his eyes and saw us, and quickly spit out his mouth full of rotten rice. Before calling his father, he called Wu Er first: "Brother Erlang, come and save me, these people bully me and beat me, you have to vent your anger on me!" !"

Zhang Tuanlian rolled his eyes and said, "Vent for you? Heh, not to mention that you did those unrighteous things first?" He cupped his hands at the old fox and said, "Is the Shiguan camp here? Your son came to my land before." Looking for trouble,? Do you know?"

The old fox was so heartbroken that his son was so heartbroken, he flashed his javelin immediately: "My son must have a reason for looking for you,? You are really deceiving him by accusing him and humiliating him, old man, I will argue with you."

Zhang Tuanlian looked up to the sky and smiled, and took a steel fork in his hand: "Sure enough, what kind of father raises what kind of son, no wonder your son is so ignorant? It turns out that you didn't teach your father's roots well. !

Want to practice with me?Why don't you get the coffin ready first, so that it doesn't fall under my steel fork today, and there is no one to collect the coffin. "

The old fox was so angry that he went crazy. He drew a javelin and was about to fight.

I stepped on the corner of his clothes from behind: "Old man, do you really have to fight on your own? Even your son is no match,? Do you really think you can win?"

The old fox cried: "That's my son! How can I see him suffer like this?"

Shi En was also crying uncontrollably: "Father, come and save me quickly! Come and save me quickly!"

The young Shi Guanying cried so hard that he lost his face.Wu Er took a step forward and said, "Zhang Tuanlian, my brother was rude,? Let's apologize on his behalf. Let's take a step back from what happened today."

Zhang Tuanlian rolled his eyes: "Which one are you? You have marks on your face. You are just a prisoner in his camp. It's not your turn to talk about today's affairs. Where did you come from?"

As soon as these words were uttered, the more than 100 prisoners behind them quit. They shouted in unison: "This is our head of Wudu, the tiger-fighting hero! You should be insulted by you bird man? Brothers, fuck them and fight them!" Already!"

General Zhang Tuanlian narrowed his eyes: "What about the tiger-fighting heroes? They are just some prisoners. My subordinates are all Minyong! Brothers, get rid of your posture and practice with them!"

As soon as the words fell, the minyong generals on the other side threw the wine bowls in their hands, picked up their weapons and put on a stance on the spot.

Wu Er took a step forward: "Instead of fighting in groups, it's better to fight alone first. Which one of you will go first?"

Behind Zhang Tuanlian came out a tall and thin man, holding a double-strand sword and said loudly: "Let me meet you, the tiger-fighting hero."

That guy put his posture on his feet, pulled out two sword flowers with both hands, and yelled, he came towards General Wu Ersha.

Wu Er hugged his shoulders without moving, lifted his feet, and kicked that bitch with two sword flowers to the wall and spread them into a pancake, which couldn't be picked off.

The scene was quiet, and after a while, prisoners No. [-] cheered in unison.

"Wudou head is mighty!"

"Wudu head is domineering!"

"Wudutou's miraculous skills are unrivaled in the world, unparalleled in the world!"

Wu Er sneered: "This person is useless, Zhang Tuanlian, you should come in person."

Zhang Tuanlian glanced at the pancake, the corners of his mouth twitched obviously, and he retreated unconsciously. As soon as he retreated, the Minyongs behind him retreated together, and a group of people retreated to the base of the wall together.

Shi Guanying came forward with a few soldiers and snatched Shi En back together.

Zhang Tuanlian was jealous of Wu Er, and didn't dare to stop him, so he waved his hand: "Let's let go of today's matter, and we will do our own business in the future, and the well water will not violate the river water."

Shi Guanying was about to finish, when I interrupted, "Wait a minute, there are still those girls, where did you detain them?"

Zhang Tuanlian said angrily: "You are rude! If his surname Shi could come and rob me before, I could rob him too. Those women are all in my hands now, you don't want to take them away."

Hey, you are shameless, I rolled up my sleeves and was about to step forward.

Wu Er stood in front of me and walked towards Zhang Tuanlian step by step: "Do you dare to say that he is a kid? Do you dare to say it again?"

As soon as Zhang Tuanlian saw him approaching, he turned around and scratched the wall in fright. The wall was too strong and he couldn't make a hole. In a blink of an eye, Wu Song was about to approach him. I... I mean others. Zuo are just prostitutes, what's so special? Come, bring them out to me!"

After a while, more than a dozen prostitutes were escorted up.

After seeing them, I immediately jumped up angrily: "Who cut your hair like this?"

Qing'er and the others cried, "Little Master, we only do business safely on the ground, and the regiment leader brought people to arrest us, beat and scolded us, cut our hair hard, and taught us harsh words. Even if you go back, you won’t be able to do business, and these two beasts surnamed Shi will starve to death!”

With a roar, I rushed towards the surname Zhang, grabbed his collar and pressed him to the ground and beat him up: "Are you a fucking man? Are you a fucking woman?

Just a few men to cure their qi, and you bully these women?Are you | Mom not a woman?Isn't your grandma a woman?Are there no women in the eighteen generations of your ancestors?Did your dad spank|pull it out of his eyes?

As a man, relying on women for food? And in turn bullying women?I want to teach you a good lesson for your mother! "

Everyone around was stunned, and after a while, the more than 100 prisoners all came up and shouted: "We will teach you a lesson for your mother!"

Those Minyong quickly picked up their weapons to resist, and the two Ba people fought in a scuffle.

Cudgels joined each other, fists were pounded, and curses shook the sky. Shi Guanying wrapped the lame Shi En under the legs of those people and shouted: "Stop beating, stop beating! If you rescue people, you will be killed!" Okay, don't make trouble."

None of those people listened to him, they just waved their weapons and beat them indiscriminately.

The war continued to escalate, and I was so red-eyed that I grabbed Zhang's hair and slapped him across the face and asked, "Tell me, is your mother a woman?"

The one surnamed Zhang cried, "Yes!"

The right slap was slapped: "Then is your grandma a woman?"

The one surnamed Zhang cried again: "That's right!"

"Are there any women in the eighteen generations of your ancestors?"

The one surnamed Zhang cried out of breath: "Yes, there are many!"

"If the women in your family teach people to bully like this, will you be annoyed?"

The one surnamed Zhang said: "Annoyed! But... neither my mother nor my grandma are prostitutes!"

I raised my foot and kicked him hard on the stomach: "Are prostitutes not human? Do prostitutes deserve to be bullied by you? Believe it or not, I will castrate you and teach you to be a woman too?"

Wu Er took it off the person surnamed Zhang from behind and carried it back.

I struggled to jump out of his arms, and repaired a few feet on Zhang's body.

The one surnamed Zhang kept rolling on the ground holding his stomach, and his subordinates, Minyong, had already been beaten up by the prisoners and ran away.

Wu Er carried me on his shoulders and yelled at those people not to beat me indiscriminately, only then managed to control the situation.

The crowd protected those prostitutes and carried Shi En back in a mighty way.

When they arrived at the camp, they counted the number of prisoners. There were 190 prisoners when they left, and [-] prisoners came back.

It turned out that a few gangsters on the street saw that Wu Er was so handsome, so they worshiped Wu Er to death. They mingled with the prisoners to help him fight, and then mingled with the group of people back together, picking coal for their faces. Write down the word "prison" and want to go to jail with Wu Er.

Shi Guanying didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and taught people to find out those gangsters and drive them out, then called the cooks from Happy Forest, brought dozens of jars of good wine, and prepared a banquet for everyone.

Qing'er and the others surrounded me, crying with snot and tears and expressing their grievances, thankfully I vented my anger on them today.

Taught them to sneeze because of the smell of powder on their bodies. I said: "In the future, you should be more careful. As a woman, you have to protect yourself more. Otherwise, men will only take it out on you. Look at this Little girls who are as beautiful as flowers and jade, with their hair cut like this, how will they see people in the future?"

Qing'er sat on my lap again: "Little Master, if all the men in the world know how to cherish us like you?"

I said, "Accordingly, you are to blame for this matter. Doing this kind of business is not a long-term plan. Why not learn a craft while you are young and marry a good man in the future..."

Qing'er hugged my neck and twisted my waist straight: "What people learn is the bed craft, and they don't know anything else at all, or else, my little husband, you marry us all, and we pay for the redemption money by ourselves, and we don't know anything else. Don't have a name, let's be your concubine together."

I pushed her out: "Go, go, tell you a few words, you still have my idea, how many kidneys does I have? I can support so many women like you."

A bunch of women went mad, scrambling to squeeze into my arms: "Please marry us all, one person takes one night a month."

I was tickled by their hair, and I avoided it and said, "A group of shameless little girls, it's nothing more than thinking about my beauty, but also thinking about taking turns for one night, you are so beautiful."

A dry cough came from behind, and looking back, it was Wu Er standing there with his shoulders in his arms.

When the group of women saw him, they all backed away like a mouse seeing a cat.

Wu Er said, "It's time to eat, let's go."

When I went to the wine table, I saw that the principals of the Shi En and his son camp were already sitting there. Seeing me, the old fox cupped his hands first: "Thank you, little knight, for your action today. Not only did you save my son, but you will also save my son." Those girls asked for it back together. Thanks to your thoughtfulness, otherwise we will suffer a lot if we make a fuss this time."

I laughed a few times.

Shi En covered half of his face with a cloth, and raised his glass to Wu Er: "Brother Erlang, I have to respect you, if it wasn't for you, I don't know how I would be humiliated by the surname Zhang?"

Wu Er calmly said: "Just thank me?"

Shi En quickly raised his glass again and said: "I also want to thank Wang Laoji and Wang Shaoxia. You beat that surnamed Zhang today, but you gave me a bad breath."

I waved my hand: "That's easy to say, but in the future those younger sisters will make a living on your land, so you have to treat them better."

Shi En nodded and said, "That's for sure! That's for sure!"

Wu Er looked at me and said nothing.

The old fox narrowed his eyes: "Young man, I think that Qing'er seems to suit you very well, why don't I give her a special kindness in the future and allow her to come to the camp to accompany you?"