Crown Master

"Speaking of which, what is Ebisu Xiaofu?"

The girl with pink curly hair blinked her eyes, put her fists on her cheeks, and said softly, "How is it? Isn't it cute?"

Dahei next to him had to cover his face and explain: "The business relationship, plus Ebisu's convenience for publicity and operation."

Otherwise, a mere poor god would be avoided by mortals long ago, so how could she still believe in her?

"Does Ebisu not mind?"

This is actually taking advantage of Ebisu, the decent god of good fortune.

The little Ebisu said solemnly: "It's okay, it's just less than one percent of the total, I don't care."

However, the two big men who were hit on the spot by the pure words of Xinsheng Fukami could not get back together.

Dahei, the poor god Xiaofu's artifact, wiped his eyes with tears.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

It is less than one percent.

"Damn it! It's just a false propaganda under a good name. Every year, so many people believe in Ebisu, and everyone gets rich. These flesh-and-blood bureaucrats are not honest at all!"

It seems to hear the howling of the defeated dog, I am so envious!

The eyes of the ladies around have all turned into "=_=".

Bishamonten couldn't stand it anymore and brought back the topic of going astray.

"Does this matter have anything to do with Master Xiaofu?"

Needless to say, she believed that Gu Dazi would not bring up something irrelevant to the topic at such a serious time for no reason.

In fact it is.

Gudazi held out a finger.

"It suddenly occurred to me that since Xiaofu can take advantage of Ebisu's 'traffic', we might as well take advantage of mortal things."

"Ugh?"

Everyone looked at each other.

Just a few days later, a gods forum suddenly appeared on the Japanese Internet, and the daily life of various "gods" would be exposed in the forum as if they were benefits. Among them, the blond, blue-eyed, and luxurious beauty——Bisamonten, once attracted the attention of COS groups. upsurge of attention.

Although the existence of gods in Japan is similar to that of idols, there is no such god who really sets foot in the field of idols.

All in all, Bishamonten was rather embarrassing.

Embarrassed, she couldn't help pressing down the laptop screen that stood upright in front of her, and asked very seriously: "Does it have to be like this?"

At this time, the little girl who was holding a lollipop cast a puzzled look.

Bishamonten emphasized embarrassingly: "It's like exposing your private life like this!"

"..."

Taking out a red candy stick from his mouth, Gu Dazi scratched at his hair, deliberating over his words for a few seconds.

"It's not that serious, you just need to take out a part of your daily life, and then I will use magic to strengthen the sense of existence to the extent that ordinary people can remember it, forming a fan tribe like a new religion... You see... "

Open the lid of the notebook again, turn around and point the screen at Bishamonten.

Tens of thousands of people are growing crazily, and countless attention pours into this newly established forum every minute. In the square area called "Tribe", three major areas are divided, which are currently popular among young people. , everything is available here, and the two-dimensional elements such as beautiful idols and rigorous deacons are carefully prepared to induce the Internet boom.

Almost every day, countless new posts rushed to the homepage, and of course the shame level exploded crazily because of this popularity.

When a sharp-eyed sight of a certain swimsuit photo was uploaded, Bishamonten's face blushed again, she couldn't bear to look straight at her forehead, and said as if she was enduring: "Gudazi, this will really hurt you!" Shorten the search time limit? At present, I only see a group of nerds making fun of my photo."

Gu Dazi Shi Shiran straightened the computer again, "I can understand your embarrassment, but in modern society, countless information is transmitted from the Internet every day, even if we are gods, we cannot rule the Internet." People', then the best way is to use it, Zhaoma!"

The glasses deacon who appeared with the blond lady stood up rigorously.

Zhaoma: "Yes, Lord Gudazi."

Gudazi: "How many people have successfully registered so far?"

Zhaoma looked at the phone and counted, "There are 12 people in Tokyo alone. If it continues to spread, it is estimated that it will not lose to any real idol star."

Gu Dazi: "... Is it my illusion? It seems that your tone is a little excited? Someone is chasing after your god, so you are happy?"

Zhao Ma said solemnly: "Please don't say that, no matter whether someone is chasing after him or not, Bishamonten is the best in my heart."

Bishamonten: "Zhaoma..."

The goddess' gentle eyes fell on the gentle-looking artifact, and the two looked at each other, creating an atmosphere of dog abuse.

Gu Dazi muttered with sugar in his mouth: "Shouldn't I give you this chance to show your affection?"

Fingertips landed on the keyboard, and groups of data were extracted. As a young girl in the new era, it is impossible to know nothing about network operations.

After pressing a few buttons, a very conspicuous group of people immediately appeared in the quiet coffee shop.

Yato, Ebisu, Xiaofu, Dahei and others all surrounded them, and when the last button was pressed, there was a "click".

Gudazi said: "It's done!"

Yato quickly squeezed a head out of the crowd.

"What? What? Is this found?"

Gu Dazi nodded: "It's good luck. Among the fans of Bishamonten, there is a rich second-generation brother. Not long ago, I came across the relics of the great onmyoji Abe Seimei at an auction abroad. It is said that it was bought by a priest at that time. Save it up... As for the rest of the information, we can almost clear it up after we meet with that rich second generation."

"I didn't expect this thing to be so useful?" Xueyin looked at the thin metallic shell of the notebook in surprise, and wanted to try it out for herself with some curiosity.

Gu Dazi is not stingy to him, and the artifacts are poor people. Under normal circumstances, she will not do inhumane things unless she has to.

After lending the computer to Xueyin, and leaving behind many gods and artifacts who were curious about the notebook, Gudazi and Yedou went out from the back door of the coffee shop and had a conversation in a secluded alley .

Gu Dazi rubbed his pocket, and after a while, he skillfully took out a finger-long thing and handed it to Yato.

Yato took it skillfully, tore off the coat and threw it into his mouth, taking a deep breath.

"It doesn't taste very sweet, does it?"

"Nonsense, orange flavor!"

Throwing the packaging on the lollipop into the trash can at the back door of the store, Yato stared at Gudazi with mysterious eyes.

The little girl squinted unmoved.

"what?"

Yato: "How do you feel that you have changed a lot since the last time we met?"

Gu Dazi's spirit was shaken, and he became interested, and asked eagerly, "What change?"

Yato squinted his eyes, looked up and down, from the side braids to the pantyhose, his eyes stayed on the flat chest for two seconds, and he would be blown away by Gudazi in a second, very eager to survive Look away.

"Maybe I was wrong, you little girl has clearly not changed at all... Aww!"

Gu Dazi kicked him angrily, "Get lost!"

Yato chuckled twice, rubbed the kicked part and sighed.

"Last time I saw you were a willful little girl, among other things, you will never forget that reckless energy. Now..."

Gu Dazi raised his eyebrows: "Now?"

Yato smiled: "Matured a lot? Although the figure hasn't changed much."

Gu Dazi smiled angrily, and handed it to him with annoyed white eyes.

"Don't just talk about me, you are the one who hasn't changed at all from hundreds of years ago. You have entered the modern society, and you still have no fixed place and even a shrine is handmade..."

It's okay if you don't mention the shrine, but when you mention the shrine, Yato retorts like a cat whose fur has exploded.

"What do you know! Handwork is good, it's piety! Those guys who rely on their seniority to build construction are all wasting money. Why do you need so many witches and priests? The important thing is quality and quality!"

"Is it okay to wipe off your drool before you say this? Your poor air can no longer suppress the jealousy from the bottom of your heart." Gu Dazi rolled his eyes in disgust, but although every time they meet, they always make noise, but the two The personal relationship is surprisingly good, perhaps because there was a gentle god guiding them in the beginning.

The wind has always been all-encompassing.

Two people with two lollipops in their mouths and cigarettes in their mouths are blocking the back door of the coffee shop. At first glance, they look like two bad people. They only need to shave a strange hairstyle and wear sunglasses to COS gangsters. Of course, the Japanese gangsters must be underage.

Yato twitched and twitched his mouth, and the sweet and sour taste of oranges immediately spread in his mouth.

"You suggested Bishamonten to be an online idol, did you have other ideas from the beginning? No matter what I think, I don't think that finding the fragments of the underworld will be your ultimate goal."

Gu Dazi calmly said: "Then what do you think my ultimate goal is?"

Yeto snorted: "Who knows?" The lollipop in his mouth made a bulging shape on his face, the sour taste caused his saliva to flood, and his voice became vague, "I simply think that you girl is not simple. Back then, you had a way to get rid of my old father. Now, although the time has not passed for you, it is not that you have not grown. The gods have always recognized the growth of human beings, no matter how much your own nature is It’s complicated, at least you are still a human being right now. Then how much you have grown through the years you have spent in the past is after what you have done, and only after that, God has a way to give evaluation.”

"Otherwise, do you think we can give awards to people with both hands empty?"

Gu Dazi was very surprised by what Yato said.

"My impression of God has always been omniscient, omniscient and omnipotent?"

However, before she could continue, Yato said decisively: "Don't be kidding, although gods do know many mysteries, they are not the carriers of knowledge. I don't know about gods in other places, but in Japan, there is no A god can be said to be omniscient and omnipotent."

Gu Dazi raised his eyebrows: "Can't God Amaterasu?"

The corner of Ye Dou's mouth twitched, and then he reached out to ruffle the little girl's hair in displeasure.

"Yes! Yes! God Amaterasu can't, are you satisfied?"

Gudazi, who didn't fight back, let Yato be arrogant for a while, and now she was thinking while arranging her hair.

That's not quite right, she was the one who almost became a spirit king anyway, when the godhead was in her body, it wasn't just for weight loss recipes, it actually helped her a lot.

When swimming in the ocean of mystery, Gudazi once had insight into the endless history and secrets of the world, and he had the power to determine the endless river of fate from ancient times to present.

This is of course not at the level of Yato and others. In their own words, that is, if the world represents a game, Yato and others are all programmers behind the game, and even if they are programmers, Yato and others must have authority. High and low differences.

In Gudazi's understanding, his previous situation must be the kind of high-level authority second only to GM, and now this authority is inherited by the Spirit King, so how much does "Fujimaru Tachika" know, and he uses the authority to give himself this authority. What has the body prepared?

This means that he is a human being without the assistance of the godhead, and the mystery he has recognized is automatically deleted by the brain's protection system, and the "forgetting" mechanism is used to maintain Gudazi's personality as a "human".Otherwise, if he remembered everything, the current Gudazi would have been forced to wear a crown under the coercion of endless knowledge, and of course more often he would directly mutate into a monster.Otherwise, in the past, there would not have been so many magicians who abandoned their human identity and turned into fantasy species to obtain a longer and more stable life.

Because compared to the human beings who have sex, those beings who are close to fantasy have stronger souls, which can withstand countless rules involving the various evolutions of the world.

Then the problem came, she didn't think that the alarm clock and weight loss diet that Merlin and those guys made for herself had such great power.

Having said that, what is the concept of the little aunt of the king of gods?

If I remember correctly, I was just thrown by Hades into an island country with chaotic samsara to establish the order of life and death. How come I have such a big-name identity somehow?

Gudazi has been puzzled since Gao Longshen, and has been wondering until today!

The author has something to say:

The left wrist is basically scrapped, and indomethacin is rubbed every day, and the effect is mediocre...

还有，迟来的圣诞快乐！感谢在2019-12-1515:35:54~2019-12-1620:07:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Fan Xinhan 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!