Journey to the West: the grass and mud horse

"The girl said very straightforwardly: "Chen Wuzhen, hey, alpaca, have you heard the name before? Seeing Wuzhen's happy face, Ye Jiu couldn't bear to hit her, so he could only probe slowly, "Did you read the sequel of Journey to the West?" "Wuzhen girl replied: "I have seen it, I remember it seems that the dark boss can't take it by himself, so he wanted to ooxx a decent boss, but was counterattacked by a monkey?right?The ending seems to be that the dark boss was schizophrenic and killed himself? "

Ye Jiu clutched his stomach and slowly fell down on the table, Sister Wuzhen, what we are watching is really a drama.Seeing Ye Jiu's constipated face, Wuzhen rushed over and asked, "What's the matter? Am I wrong?" Ye Jiu swallowed a mouthful of blood silently, and said, "Probably so, but Wuzhen sister , do you feel that there is anything unusual about you?" Wuzhen was stunned and said: "It's no wonder that you are the god of grass mud horses. After I passed through, I was only awake during the day, and I didn't know what I was doing after the time passed." Ye Jiuyi As expected, the deputy nodded like this, and Wu Zhen hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with me? Did I suffer from some terminal illness?"

It turned out that the Wuzhen girl who was transmigrated was even more tragic than Ye Jiu. The original Chen Wuzhen was still the evil ghost, but the Wuzhen girl who was transmigrated occupied half of the evil ghost Wuzhen's body, so that the two of them could only live together during the daytime. Appear, one can only appear at night.But no matter which of these two souls is damaged, Wuzhen girl will be scattered.Ye Jiu explained her physical condition to Sister Wuzhen in a very concise language, and told her her fate as a cannon fodder in the original book very intimately.Sister Wuzhen said in an indifferent tone: "What a big deal, I think if I die here, I might be able to go back. And as an evil spirit, I think I may have already harmed you." If there are fewer people, if they really die, it will still benefit the public.”

Ye Jiu took Wuzhen's hand, looking at this brother who was in trouble like her, for a moment he didn't know what to say.

cannon fodder fate

Days are like a bunch of slippery earthworms, slipping away from your palm if you don't pay attention.Ye Jiu has been in Chenguan Town for three months. During the day, she accompanied Miss Wuzhen to wreak havoc in the village. At night, she turned into an alpaca and found a place to rest in the manor.Wuzhen's evil ghost father has been in seclusion and never showed up, and Wuzhen in the form of an evil ghost at night can't know what happened to Wuzhen during the day, so even after three months of being under the eyes of the evil ghost, Ye Jiu didn't bother the evil ghost .

But it was more than a month since Ling'er escaped from Penglai Mountain.He walked aimlessly, slept in the open air, dressed in rags, and unkempt, and he finally understood the meaning of the word wandering.Suddenly one day, Ling'er came to Chenguan Town.This is a very large town, densely populated, and the business is booming. There are shops and shops along the street full of calls.At this time, when the warm flowers are blooming, the warm sunshine falls and spreads on both sides of the road and shops, adding a bit of prosperity to the town.Ling'er walked slowly with her head down, her eyes glazed over, her face thoughtful.Passers-by on the street saw his shape, and when they walked past him, they avoided him intentionally or unintentionally.After walking for a while, he felt a little tired, so he sat down to rest in front of a restaurant. The warm sunlight shone on him, and he felt tired for a while, so he closed his eyes and took a nap.The business in the restaurant was booming, people drinking and eating, chattering and shouting, kept the shopkeeper and his staff very busy.Suddenly, the boss turned his head and saw a dozing beggar outside the door, and he was moved with compassion.He picked up a steamed bun and walked to Linger, and patted him on the shoulder. Linger opened his eyes, and the shopkeeper handed over the steamed bun: "Hungry? Come, eat!" Linger was stunned, and reached out to take it. Guo Mantou said "Thank you for the kindness from the store", and then he gnawed it voraciously, and ate up the mantou in a blink of an eye.He wiped his mouth with his hand.The master turned around and took another steamed bun from the counter, and passed it to Linger when he went out.Ling'er took it with a smile, and ate another steamed bun in the blink of an eye.The master knelt down and asked, "Looking at you, you don't look like a beggar. Is there some trouble at home?" Ling'er smiled and didn't answer.The host brought the third steamed bun from the store and handed it to Linger.Ling'er shook her head: "Thank you, master, I'm full." The master said strangely: "You beggar is also interesting, I have never heard that beggars are full when they are full! Take it, I am full now There is always a time when you are hungry, eat when you are hungry!" Ling'er shook her head and said: "There should be times when people are content, contented and always happy. To meet a kind person like you, I really should be content! I don't know if the store may give me A bowl of water?" The owner nodded, returned to the store, and came out with a bowl of cold water in a short while: "Drink." Linger took the water bowl and drank it down.Handed the bowl to the shopkeeper, thanked him, stood up and continued to walk forward.The shopkeeper took the bowl and shook his head pityingly.When he looked down at the porcelain bowl in his hand again, he was stunned: the rough porcelain bowl had turned into a golden bowl!He was startled, and the golden bowl fell to the ground.When they heard the sound, they gathered around to watch the excitement. When they saw the huge golden bowl on the ground, they were all dumbfounded and asked where it came from. , I obviously used a large coarse porcelain bowl, but I lowered my head again, this, this, turned out to be a golden bowl!" A guest said: "Shopkeeper, you have a good heart, you have met a fairy!" Looking at Ling'er's back, she said to herself: "Immortal? Can he be an immortal?"

Ye Jiu was wandering around the street with Wuzhen, when she saw Linger's back, the mask she was playing with in her hand dropped to the ground.Wuzhen leaned over to pick up the mask and returned it to the merchant, wondering: "Did you see the little lover? So excited." Looking up, he saw Ye Jiu's face was very embarrassed, and he was a little flustered, so he hurriedly pulled her back to Chen's residence.

Back at Chen's Mansion, Ye Jiu didn't speak, just stared at Wuzhen, Wuzhen was taken aback by her and asked: "Alpaca, what are you looking at, do you like this girl?" Ye Jiu's eyes darkened , whispered: "Wuzhen, I saw Linger. If he comes, you will die. If, if I can help you, would you be willing to help you survive?" Wuzhen's face tightened, and he Haha laughed and said: "Okay, what do I think it is. Alpaca, I am different from you, you can live as you want, but even if I live, I can only survive in the cracks of darkness forever. Instead of living like this , I might as well have a good time, after I die, no matter the flood." Smiling and laughing, Wuzhen couldn't hold back her tears anymore, she casually raised her hand to wipe the tears on her cheeks He smiled and said, "Alpaca, I know you must be a fairy, if I die and cannot be reincarnated, you have to help me."

Seeing her like this, Ye Jiu felt that something was blocking her heart. She was not good at dealing with this kind of situation, so she hugged Wuzhen and said, "Don't worry, I will take care of your funeral." Wuzhen heard this He laughed again and said: "Then I can thank you, but," Wuzhen Hua turned around with a serious look on his face, "I feel groggy in the daytime these days, and I think that evil ghost It must have started to devour my soul. Alpaca, I don’t want you to see me like that.” Ye Jiu understood Wu Zhen’s meaning, and although he was very worried, he could only say take care and left Chen Guan town.

At this time, Bai Lianhua, who had come down from Qingyang Palace to learn art, also arrived in Chenguan Town, and Chen Yuankun, the father of Wuzhen's evil ghost, just left the pass.He planned to find a few beautiful girls, but he managed to kick the iron plate of the white lotus. Not only did he fail to pick up Yin Yuan, he was also cut off by the lotus girl on the shoulder.

Not even a day after Ye Jiu left, Miss Wuzhen felt aggrieved in her heart, so she started horse racing.If it was the original Chen Wuzhen's horse skills, there would be nothing to say, but this horse skill that travels through the crowd can only be hehe.The frenzied Dama took Wuzhen's girl from Chen's house to the street, and Wuzhen's girl, who was afraid of hurting others, shouted anxiously to the onlookers: "Ahhh, the horse is out of control and there is no brake. Flash everyone." The cute Qiao Ling'er was stuck in her own brain world at this time and didn't hear Wuzhen's warning, only heard a bang, and Linger's body-protecting divine light took Wuzhen's sister and Wuzhen together. The big horse flew three meters.

However, Wuzhen, who had experienced the teaching of □□, saw that he had bumped into someone, and hurriedly apologized, and hurriedly asked the servant to take Linger back to the Chen Mansion to see if he was hit.

￣▽￣It’s really a ghost of the Ming Dynasty, ah ha ha ha ha.

Wuzhen who receives bento

Ling'er was brought back to the Chen Mansion by Wu Zhen, and began a happy [sang] happy [xin] happy [bing] happy [kuang] life.During the day, Chen Wuzhen is normal except that he looks at him like Mr. Ye and talks about cucumbers and chrysanthemums, but at night, Chen Wuzhen is simply, simply not human.Qiao Linger had experienced talking and laughing with Chen Wuzhen during the day and being very happy, but at night she was thrown into the kennel to be fed to the dogs. During the day, Chen Wuzhen molested girls with a coquettish smile and claimed that she was not interested in men, and at night she had a happy relationship with men After a series of cheating incidents such as bed sheets, he finally couldn't help asking Wu Zhen this question buried in his heart one day.

After hearing his question, Wuzhen cast a wink at Ling'er and said, "This is my charm, baby. Have you heard of schizophrenia, baby? It doesn't matter if you haven't, it's schizophrenia. Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha baby, see if my two performances in day and night are very attractive, come and chase me, come and chase me~." Wuzhen girl Ni said so proudly that she is fine