Journey to the West: the grass and mud horse

. ""No need, Ye Jiu, I found that you and Axiu really have no similarities except for your appearance." Wutian's eyes drifted, "Forget it, let's not talk about it, I have ruled the Three Realms now, and you don't want to belong to my sect." what? Ye Jiu glanced at Wutian, and replied: "You can only dance for 33 days." "

"All the gods and Buddhas in the heavens are trapped by me." "You can only dance for 33 days."

"The Tathagata has passed Nirvana, and he will not come back." "You can only dance for 33 days."

Wutian showed helplessness, and said to Ye Jiu: "Can you not mention 33 days?" Ye Jiu rolled his eyes and said: "You are schizophrenic, and you have a group of killers who wash and blow, and you can't find the soul boy or the relic. Wutian stood up furiously, seeing this, Ye Jiu hurriedly got up to dodge, but the flower in front of him was already pushed against the corner by Wutian. "Ye Jiu, do you really think I dare not kill you?"

A dark light flickered in Wutian's hand, but Ye Jiu didn't dodge under Wutian's restraint, instead he smiled and rolled his eyes: "Wutian, you are obsessed with shame, whether I am shame or not, you won't Kill me. Like you said yourself, how does it feel to shoot yourself in the foot when your long-cherished wish has not been fulfilled?" Hearing Ye Jiu's words, Wutian's eyes became even more angry, but the one who pinched Ye Jiu's neck The hand couldn't use any more force.Annoyed, he threw Ye Jiu to the ground with a wave of his hand. Ye Jiu fell to the ground but still didn't accept her smile. Instead, she softly said to Wutian: "Buddha, instead of wasting time with me here, why don't you go to the underworld to have a look?" How about those imitations of yours?" Wutian looked at Ye Jiu who had fallen at his feet with a playful look in his eyes, and suddenly smiled evilly [I trembled when I wrote this word], "The long-cherished wish is not fulfilled, then Find a good time." After saying that, he disappeared, not knowing where he went.

Seeing that Wutian did leave, Ye Jiu slowly got up from the ground, all the little clothes on his body were drenched.Poured a glass of water to calm himself down, Ye Jiu remembered Wutian's expression of wanting to kill but couldn't kill just now, thinking in his heart, this shame is a very good life-saving talisman.After drinking a cup of tea, I swallowed a trace of guilt at the same time. Sorry, shame, your feelings are really nothing in front of the world.

When Wutian was about to leave, he put a restriction on the meditation room, and Ye Jiu calmed down his desire to break out, so he meditated peacefully for a whole day.Just after You Shi, Ye Jiu heard the door of the meditation room, and looked up to see that it was Wutian.Ye Jiu had lost seven points of his energy and energy due to the day's confinement. Seeing the arrival of the big boss, he hurriedly greeted him.Pulling Wutian down on the round stool and sitting down, Ye Jiu pinched his shoulders and hammered his hands doggy-leggedly, with an intimate expression as if nothing had happened in the morning.Wutian glanced at Ye Jiu in surprise, and said, "If you don't have anything to show courteousness, you can either rape or steal. What do you want to do?" Hearing Wutian's words, Ye Jiu turned to sit in front of Wutian, and poured a cup of tea to serve. To Wutian, he opened his mouth and said, "Buddha, can you see if there is an extra bed in this meditation room? Although I have become a fairy now, I will not be used to it if I don't go to sleep this day. Moreover, this door Can you get rid of the prohibition above, you have supernatural powers, so why worry about me running away."

Wutian saw Ye Jiu being so stupid, so he couldn't help but pursed his lips and said, "It's not a difficult task. In a few days, the Three Realms are under my control, and the matter of winning the monster is almost the same. What are you thinking, Ye Jiu?" ?" It turned out that Ye Jiu saw Wutian's smile, showing two dimples, and couldn't help being poked to the point of cuteness. Hearing Wutian's question, she said casually: "Hey, Wutian, you still look pretty when you smile. These two The dimples are simply the bright spot. Ah? What did you say to win the demon just now?" Wutian snorted and laughed and said, "You have become a monk and still pay so much attention to skins. Don't you monks not care about skins? Of course, what Yingyao buys is you and me getting married. After getting married, I will naturally not restrain you, and the bedding will probably be ready tomorrow." Ye Jiu was so shocked that he almost fell off the stool when he heard this, ahaha, Wutian, you must be kidding me.Ye Jiu suddenly felt a pain in her stomach, and she asked Wutian in a low voice, "Although I agreed to this matter, why did it happen so quickly?" Wutian laughed and said, "If you didn't remind me in the morning The long-cherished wish is not fulfilled, why am I in such a hurry? Ye Jiu, how does it feel to smash your own foot?" After saying that, he walked out of the inner room with a long smile, and heard the sound of table tennis smashing things in the room, Wutian's mood became even stronger. Yes no.

choke, choke me

Ye Jiu, who hadn't had a good night's rest after being irritated by Wutian's words, watched the giant scorpion command a group of spirit soldiers in and out of Wutian's meditation room the next day with two huge dark circles under her eyes. All kinds of tools are knocking in the room from time to time.Ye Jiu, who was crawling in the room and getting in the way, was wearing a Taoist robe and leaning on the pillars in the corridor with her hands in her hands, watching them hurrying back and forth. Curious, she grabbed the giant scorpion who was passing by and asked, "Sister giant scorpion, what are you doing?" What are you doing, Wutian is planning to ask you to do renovations?" Ju Xie was taken aback, seeing that it was Ye Jiu who was holding her back, and replied: "Miss Ye, don't you know? This is ordered by the Buddha, for the sake of you and the Buddha the day after tomorrow A wedding room arranged by your relatives."

Hearing this, Ye Jiu didn't show any shyness on his face. Instead, he lifted his feet and walked into the house, saying as he walked, "That's it, then I have to take a good look at how it's arranged." Although the giant scorpion was The monster, but he has never seen a woman who is going to decorate the wedding room in person, so he hurriedly dragged Ye Jiu back and said, "Why is Miss Ye so impatient, you will naturally see the decoration here on the day you get married, and those spirit soldiers who are going in now are shy " After saying this, Ju Xie saw that Ye Jiu was completely exhausted, and was thinking about which sentence was too serious.But Ye Jiu suddenly turned around and threw herself into her arms, rubbing against her breasts and pretending to cry, "Hey, sister Juxie, you despise her QAQ"

Ju Xie was about to throw the human-shaped object in his arms, but found that Ye Jiu had changed into the form of a tall alpaca that only reached her calf, rubbing against Ju Xie's calf while pretending to be pitiful.Just when the giant scorpion was helpless by Ye Jiujiu, he heard someone behind him say: "Ye Jiu, what are you kidding again, come here, follow Yingyao to see your wedding dress." Hearing this, the giant scorpion hurriedly turned around and saluted, saying Buddha The two who came over were Wutian and Yingyao.Hearing Wutian's voice, Ye Jiu had no choice but to let go of Ju Xie, and reluctantly walked to Wutian's side.But when he saw Ying Yao beside him, his eyes lit up, and Ye Jiu threw himself into Ying Yao's arms again and continued rubbing [Alpaca]'s chest.

Seeing Ye Jiu throwing himself into her arms so unscrupulously, Ying Yao couldn't help but look at Wutian for help.Seeing that his subordinates were in such distress, Wutian said to Yingyao, "throw her down, and if she doesn't want to go with you, then tie her up." Seeing what Wutian said, Ye Jiu jumped off Yingyao and turned into a The human figure smiled and said to Yingyao: "Let's go, sister Yingyao take me to see the wedding dress, I have never worn clothes other than Taoist robes in so many years." Wutian saw that she was so happy, Ironically: "Didn't you say a few days ago that you can't start a family if you become a monk? It's so fast." Ye Jiu's smile remained unchanged, and he replied: "Of course I must do well what I promised. .”

Let's say that Ye Jiu followed Ying Yao to a meditation room in the backyard. There was only one bed in the room, on which was a pure garment, but the pattern and embroidery looked like the handicrafts of the previous dynasty.Ye Jiu couldn't help walking up to touch the suit, eyes full of joy, and said to Ying Yao: "I thought it would be a gaudy red suit, but I didn't expect it to be a pure dress, it's really great." I thought Ye Jiu would not like the black wedding dress, but he was relieved to see Ye Jiu like this, and said, "This was made by the Buddha in the Zhou Dynasty. I didn't expect it to be useful one day." The demon said something, but squatted in front of the bed and touched the skirt of the pure dress a little bit.

Because Wutian's meditation room is still being furnished, Ye Jiu rests in the room where the wedding dress was placed that day the night before the wedding.On the day of their marriage, just after the ugly, Ye Jiu was tossed up and pressed in front of the dressing table to comb her hair by the two of them. "The hair was tied, and a hairpin that was one foot and two long was inserted.Ying Yao got a piece of hipa from nowhere, and covered Ye Jiu's face with her pocket. Ye Jiu hurriedly shouted: "My good sister, how can you tell me how to walk?" Ying Yao just laughed at the side, Juxie joked: "Walk freely, led by the Buddha, what are you afraid of?" Ye Jiu looked at the red of the hipa in front of him, and ignored the jokes of the two demons.Just rubbing the cuffs of the wedding dress with her hands, she said silently in her heart: Shame, do you see, I will help you fulfill your long-cherished wish.

When Ye Jiu was distracted, he heard blowing and beating outside the door, and Ying Yao smiled and said: "The regular wedding team is here, Miss Ye, let's go." The person helped her to the door, her hipa swayed, and Ye Jiu faintly saw that Wutian was also wearing a suit of silk clothes, waiting for her at the door.Juxie handed Ye Jiu into Wutian's hands, the distance between the meditation room and the wedding room is very short, Ye Jiu didn't take the sedan chair, the two just walked to the wedding room together.At the door of the wedding room, Ye Jiu heard that the black robe only yelled a husband and wife obeisance, she was a little puzzled and then understood, Wutian refused to worship the sky, and there was no high hall, it is good to have this one in the three obeisances.

Hearing the sound of the black robe being sent into the bridal chamber again, Ye Jiu felt that several people crowded her into the wedding room, and there was a lot of noise in her ears, people talking and laughing, congratulatory people, and the suona of the instrumental music team.The only thing that is clear is that the giant scorpion is attached to her ear and tells her not to take off the xipa and not to step out of the wedding room before Wutian returns.

The ears gradually became clear, and Ye Jiu understood that they were probably going to the front hall to have a drink and play.