two die alone

By the time I realized it, I was already sitting in another dessert shop with this horrible man named Sakata Gintoki.

Incidentally, three pastry shops have kicked us out for our feat before this.

The reason why he is a terrible man is not because of his natural curly hair that is so messy that people want to kill himself. Although he saved me in dire straits twice, the thought of this man jumping with my collar half an hour ago Passing one bar after another, leading me to spin, jump and turn around corners like a blockbuster movie in Biagoku, regardless of how my face was hit by the wall.It is very difficult for me to feel the gratitude of "please let me promise you my benefactor".

"A cup of Chocolate Buffy, and..." His voice did not have the slightest panting after running, and then his eyes fell on me. Rather than looking at my height, I would rather believe that those lazy red pupils were Size up my bra ⊥ cups.

"...a cup of cone, pay for it yourself."

The service desk exudes LOVE and LOVE. After he inserted the words "please use slowly" in his story of love and gay friends, I fell silent with Tianranjuan.

On the opposite side is the ultimate dessert that is tall enough to block the opponent's neck. The chocolate inside is imported from Switzerland, topped with the latest Belgian sauce, and placed on top of the freshly made vanilla ice cream. No matter from which angle you look at it The perfect dessert to go straight to commercials.

Bow down.

Here, I don’t know how long the eggs are left. After being stirred by chopsticks, they are fried in a pan to form a cone skin, wrapped in a circle and squeezed with Buffy’s leftover vanilla ice cream.Affordable and delicious, it is really the favorite of poor people...

"So you've been watching for so long that my bra⊥cup is only worth a cone?!"

The brunette girl suddenly stood up and slapped the table and shouted.

The lazy eyes of Buffy on the table and the man opposite jumped up as if they had made an appointment.

"Hey, hey, if you bother me to drink strawberry yogurt, even if it's just a cone, Ah Yin is doing you the utmost justice!" After catching Buffy firmly, Sakata pointed at the cone angrily: "Do you guys look down on cones? !It is a great humiliation to compare him with your cup⊥cup!"

"...Why are you still so sensible when I pay for it at my own expense! You can't order Buffy for me if you pay for it?" Ah Dang took a big bite of the cone angrily, "Cut, treat it like this You are really bad for the person you have a crush on, Sakata Gintoki-sama."

The man in front of him paused as he scooped up the ice cream: "I just wanted to say where did you come from, a dude who doesn't know why? It's already annoying enough for Ah Yin to return the suitors every day, so what are you doing, Futaba?" Cowardly, is it a buy one get one free cheap product in the supermarket?"

"Tch, it's the barber who saw you. Hurry up and cut off your anti-social curly hair... No, who is cheap?"

"Listen, don't be frightened if someone who likes me Yinshi-sama tells you~" The thumb and forefinger pinched the spoon, shaking it up and down in a wicked way, "That guy is..."

"Nine branches."

"Don't you know? Are you kidding me? Be careful Ah Yin beats you up!"

"Miss Jiumen is very talented in music, and the audience rating of her first single broke the record." My brother used to mention this proudly, "The number of fans has increased significantly in less than half a month, and she has become the only one who can A new singer who can compete with Teramon Tong."

"The name of an ordinary mistress like me is familiar to everyone, let alone the eldest lady of the Jiumen family."

The scene before leaving home is in my mind.

"Azhi-sama, Azhi-da... Hey, are you going to buy soy sauce? Don't take expired ones, QAQ"

"Your sister is beeping beeping alone at home... Oh, don't hit me, this is Master Azhi's new song."

"Don't go to work on Sundays, your brother is considered a white-collar worker, right? Let's go to see Master Azhi together... Stop fighting! How about going to the park?"

……

"Azhi-sama, Azhi-sama, Azhi-sama..."

Now he's just an idiot sticking to the TV.

"...Hello?" Yinshi asked uncertainly, "Are you okay?"

The left and right hands clasped together, and the not-so-slender fingers pressed tightly, showing bones, and the ice of the last bite of the cone was still in the throat.

"You know something, Mr. Sakata Gintoki."

"Anyway, that's all I know."

Sakata Gintoki received fresh strawberry yogurt every morning when he woke up, and the glasses he lodged at his house became more and more crazily pursuing Teramon Tong. Another girl actually fell in love with the scumbag next door.Even their dog stays out at night because of a bitch.Not to mention that the people around are either crazy pursuit or love bubble upup.

Facing the row of strawberry yoghurts that he had just finished drinking in front of him, he waved to the waiter unceremoniously: "One more..."

"Bam—!"

Pressing Sakata Gintoki's head down, he said to the waiter who came over, "No need, pay the bill."

It was dusk when the two wandered the streets of Kabukicho.

After paying the bill, I don't know how many bottles of soy sauce were ruined.It seems that today I can only eat plain boiled noodles.

After slightly sighing, he asked, "Hey uncle..."

"Who is the uncle! I'll beat you up!"

"Hey, who knows you so well? Don't call me a coward."

The shadow stretched so long.

"Hey uncle." Before he made a plan to hit me, I asked quickly, "How do you know I'm Futaba?"

He saw the expression on my experience when I knew Jiumenzhi before, it seems that he would not know it from TV.

He hesitated for a moment, and answered with a bumpy voice: "Every day someone whispers in your ear" that Sakata Gintoki actually gave up Jiumenzhi for a woman named Futaba Suu, don't you know?"

"Besides, Ah Yin, how could I be so stupid, did you eat the brains of the person who gave up Jiumenzhi for you?"

"...What do you mean being eaten by me!"

The two fought and fought for a while, and then they arrived at the intersection of Kabukicho Street.

"Those two in your family..."

"Don't mention those two brats." He scratched his head and said impatiently, "Especially Kagura, that kind of aesthetics is really as bad as her brother's."

Kagura is probably the girl in his family who likes scumbags.

"Come to me if you have anything to do. In a sense, the two of us are in the same boat." His height is a bit condescending to me, "Let's just say that Ah Yin won't stop charging for this meal of strawberry yogurt." .”

"...Brother scumbag." I didn't intend to discuss it with you.Swallowing this sentence, I wanted to find a less blunt explanation.

Obviously he misunderstood me.

"As long as you have money."

The man who had already waved goodbye turned his head, the dusk cast a shadow on him, his blood-colored pupils were still lazy, and his hands were resting on the wooden sword.

"All things house, Ah Yin, is at your service."