For this meal, Xiao Yao didn't eat too much food, but was full of anger.Because the two people sitting opposite him were too much.

I don't know if it was on purpose or on purpose, but the two of them just tried to anger Xiao Yao in different ways.And Xiao Yao also loves Taoism. When someone dug a little hole, he closed his eyes and jumped into it without even thinking about it.

When he found out that he had fallen for those two people, it was too late.Therefore, during this meal, Xiao Yao wanted to throw up his sleeves and leave several times.If he hadn't eaten enough, he would really have left.

"You two! Don't go too far!"

Deng Xiaoxiao glanced at him sideways, took a sip of iced Coke, "You treat us like a sewer, and you've returned feces."

"It's just you two scumbags! It's not as good as the sewer! The sewer smells better than both of you!" Xiao Yao almost wanted to pick up the chicken bone in front of him and throw it in the faces of the couple.

"Hmph, don't let us laugh at you here! Don't you just hate those of us who have a partner! If you have the ability, you should also find a partner." Chen Yiming said with a smile.

Xiao Yao twisted his body and shook his head, "Do you know why I don't have a date!"

"Because you're stupid! Because you're stupid! Because you're an idiot!"

"Wrong!" Xiao Yao stretched out his index finger and shook it, "An immortal like me cannot have sex with a human like you, it will violate the rules of heaven."

Deng Xiaoxiao and Chen Yiming vomited at the same time, "You are still a fairy. If you say that you are an antenna, the Teletubbies are still in a hurry with you. I guess God will strike you with lightning."

"Hmph, a group of mortals! Don't talk to you stupid humans!" Xiao Yao said, poking a piece of chicken wing with chopsticks and putting it on his plate. As a friend, you treat me like a male god! Can you still be a good friend!"

Facing Xiao Yao's secondary illness, Deng Xiaoxiao and Chen Yiming gave him the middle finger.Deng Xiaoxiao said, "Xiao Yaoyao, I understand that the only thing you have persisted in for so many years is probably this shameless spirit."

"Wrong! The only thing I insist on is to charge my phone every day!" For a person like him who can't live without a phone, he would feel uncomfortable every morning to check that his phone is 99% charged.

Xiao Yao's words made Deng Xiaoxiao and Chen Yiming on the opposite side laugh uncontrollably. This sentence is too true.When it comes to things like charging your phone, they both feel the same way.

Deng Xiaoxiao continued to tease Xiao Yao, "Xiao Yaoyao, let us see how serious your secondary illness is." Every time, she likes to listen to Xiao Yao's words.

Just because they usually fight and fight, Deng Xiaoxiao has been thinking, how boring her life would be if she hadn't met such a little gem as Xiao Yao.

Xiao Yao said: "Shut up, you stupid human being. Look at your mouth, there is no time for leisure. Shut up and eat your food, even food can't stop your big mouth."

Hearing what he said, Deng Xiaoxiao became impatient, picked up the used toilet paper and threw it in Xiao Yao's face.Xiao Yao was about to eat what was in front of him, but he opened his mouth, and the paper ball was just thrown into his mouth.

"Bah! Bah! Bah!" Xiao Yao quickly vomited, "Damn! You're disgusting, believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

Deng Xiaoxiao snorted and laughed, she never had enough words to say about hurting Xiao Yao, "Don't say it every day, if you have the ability, read it the other way."

Xiao Yao recited it silently in his heart, and instantly understood what it meant.He stared fiercely at Deng Xiaoxiao, remembering what Rong Jian often said, "Deng Xiaoxiao, do you know how to write dead characters?"

Deng Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, but did not answer Xiao Yao's words, "Yaoyao, let me ask you a quick brain teaser."

"Ah? What?" Faced with Deng Xiaoxiao's sudden change of subject, Xiao Yao didn't continue talking.

"All the pigs in the world are dead. Guess the title of the song." As soon as Deng Xiaoxiao finished speaking, Chen Yiming, who knew the answer beside her, started laughing.

Xiao Yao glared at Chen Yiming, scratched his head, "Let me think about it..." After thinking for about 2 minutes, Xiao Yao shook his head, "I can't guess."

"At least I still have you."

"..." Xiao Yao was silent for three seconds, "I told you, Deng Xiaoxiao, that I was just talking to you, so hurry up and buy an insurance policy! Otherwise, if someone beats you to death one day, you won't be compensated!"

Just such a meal, the three of them ate and made a fuss, and the atmosphere was very lively.Most of the time, it was Xiao Yao who was so angry with Deng Xiaoxiao's mouth that he wanted to throw his chopsticks.

After the three of them finished eating together, Xiao Yao walked home.When he got to the bottom of the building, he looked up and saw that the lights in the house were actually on.I also know that Rong Jian has come back.

Xiao Yao sighed and took the elevator upstairs.When he opened the door, he could smell the coffee in the room.It seems that Rong Jian ground the coffee himself.

He took off his shoes, walked to the living room, and saw Rong Jian watching the financial news there.

"I am back."

"En." Rong Jian responded without looking at him, and continued to watch her financial channel.

Taking off his coat, Xiao Yao walked to Rong Jian and sat down.As soon as he sat down, he realized that he was exhausted.I don’t feel it even if I don’t sit, but when I sit, I feel that my legs don’t belong to me.

As soon as Xiao Yao sat down, Rong Jian turned his head. He stared at Xiao Yao for a long time, and Xiao Yao was a little hairy.

"What, what's wrong?" He asked weakly.

"It's all right."

Rong Jian turned his face away, and Xiao Yao stared at him.I don't know if it was his illusion, but he always felt that something was wrong with Rong Jian suddenly.

Because his face was darker than before, and his whole body exuded an aura of not being allowed to approach.Xiao Yao swallowed subconsciously, curious in his heart, what's the matter with this person, is he singing Peking Opera?Why did he suddenly change his face?

"Rong Jian." Xiao Yao called Rong Jian's name.

"Huh?" Rong Jian responded.

To break the atmosphere, Xiao Yao asked, "Rong Jian, do you like dogs?"

"It's okay, it depends on what kind of dog it is."

"Where is my single dog?" Today, he was really pissed off by Deng Xiaoxiao and Chen Yiming.The two of them relied on the fact that they had a partner, and then teamed up to bully him who had no partner.

Rong Jian glanced at him, "Sorry, I don't like silly dogs."

"..."

Rong Jian's words made Xiao Yao almost cry.Now he is so fragile, so in need of comfort.However, Rong Jian still sprinkled salt on his wound so odiously.

"Hmph! You don't love me anymore!"

The corner of Rong Jian's mouth twitched a few times, "Fool, what are you thinking, when did I ever love you?"

Since he rejected Xiao Yao last time, Rong Jian found that Xiao Yao had changed and became even more shameless.No, it might be that he was shameless before, but he kept hiding it deeply and didn't keep his true nature.

In the past, he always used a soft voice, "Ah Jian, Ah Jian".Now, those who directly call their names are not at all what they were before.

Although he often said what he loved or not, he didn't take any previous actions.This made Rong Jian feel very relieved, in fact, when he was not doing it, he was still quite cute.

"Damn! Rong Jian! No more love! I won't love you again in the future! We agreed to be each other's angel!" Xiao Yao bared his teeth, wishing he could bite Rong Jian.

"Oh, that's fine, I am God."

Xiao Yao immediately understood what Rong Jian meant, and he sighed helplessly, "Why does the boat of friendship turn over when it capsizes, and the giant ship of love sink when it sinks?"

"How much do you weigh, don't you know?"

"..."

Xiao Yao felt that he couldn't continue chatting. This night, he felt that his own small universe was about to be stimulated.She was hurt by Deng Xiaoxiao outside, and she was hurt by Rong Jian when she returned home.What happened to his life!

"It's your first day at work today, how do you feel?" The news on the TV was over, and the advertisement started.Rong Jian felt that his eyes hurt a little, so he turned off the TV and talked to Xiao Yao.

"pretty good."

"Well, Wei An is a very good secretary, it will be helpful for you to learn more from him." Rong Jian said.

Xiao Yao nodded, "By the way, why did you ask me to be a secretary assistant?" When he asked this question, he felt a little hopeful.Expecting that Rong Jian will say: Because I want to keep you by my side.

"Your brother, please ask me." Rong Jian said truthfully.

"Oh...that's it..." Hearing that Xiao Zi asked him, Xiao Yao felt that all his passion was gone in an instant.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward, Rong Jian lowered his head and started playing with his mobile phone.Xiao Yao was sitting next to him, pretending to play with his mobile phone, but he raised his head to look at Rong Jian from time to time.

The more he looked at him, the more he felt wronged. He didn't know whether to thank his brother or hate him.It seems that between him and Rong Jian, the wall named "Xiao Zi" is really thick and high.

"Shouldn't you have left work early? Why did you come back?" Rong Jian continued to look at the phone without looking up.The tone is also very ordinary, but it reveals temptation.

Of course the silly Xiao Yao didn't understand the meaning of his words, "Yes, I invited a friend to have dinner together. It's the first day at work, I have to celebrate."

"Oh, with a woman?" He asked casually again.

Xiao Yao nodded, "Yes, I, Deng Xiaoxiao, and Chen Yiming. You should know Deng Xiaoxiao, the girl who went to the bar with me before."

"Oh."

That girl, Rong Jian, was a little impressed. She was pretty, but her figure was average.Thin and small, like a bean sprouts.Women should be a little plump.

The two fell into silence. After sitting for a while, Xiao Yao couldn't sit still.Such an atmosphere was too embarrassing, which made him a little restless.

So, he stood up, "Well, Rong Jian, good night, I'm going to bed first." After saying that, he ran back to his room as if fleeing, leaving Rong Jian alone in the living room.

Back in his room, Xiao Yao took off his clothes.As soon as he took it off, he could smell the faint smell of jasmine perfume, which he was very familiar with. It was Deng Xiaoxiao's smell.

Deng Xiaoxiao especially likes the smell of jasmine, and every bottle of her perfume has this smell.Xiao Yao also liked it very much. If he was a woman, he would definitely smell like this too.

After taking off his clothes and sniffing, Xiao Yao said, "This smell is really good, it really perfectly conceals the smell of human scum on that woman Deng Xiaoxiao."

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