Ping Xie's Life and Death Qi Kuo

Today is Chinese Valentine's Day. Originally, I planned to take Poker Ping back to Wu's house to see the two old people. By the way, I made an appointment for the marriage. But the fat man called in yesterday and said that he had already made an appointment for the two of us at the Cuiping Bridge Villas. A luxury honeymoon villa building, take out a two-day tour for couples on the Chinese Valentine's Day, which is called a wedding gift.I was thinking about why the iron cock was willing to give up all of a sudden, but the guy came to say that the friend tourist area opened, and I wanted to find someone to help experience the experience, and promote it by the way.I almost sprayed him to death with a sip of salt soda, and it’s fine if I’m bored with oil at home, but how dare you borrow flowers to present Buddha as a wedding gift!

The fat man said that anyway, I am also a master who does not understand romance. All these years I have only been dealing with zongzi, and I have not had a serious relationship. I don’t want to take this opportunity to make up lessons, otherwise it will be true when I get married. I know the old-fashioned yellow-faced man who doesn't understand the taste.I was so angry that I threw the phone down from the second floor, you are the yellow-faced man!Your whole family are yellow-faced men!

But to blame, Fatty's suggestion is still worth considering. After all, Poker-Face has been dealing with the Wang family and Ultimate for half his life, so he probably never enjoyed the little festivals between these couples.If you can have a good relationship before getting married, I think it will be a good idea.Although there is no need for these between us, I hope that the process of falling in love that ordinary people can enjoy can be experienced like a stuffy oil bottle. As my boyfriend of Wu Xie, let me enjoy the process of falling in love with each other before stepping into the The marriage hall is the ten years that I have always wanted to make up for him.

So, when the fat man remitted the ticket that night, I had already packed my luggage.Anyway, don't give up the free tickets for nothing, and there is no rush to go home, just take a bottle of boring oil to go out to relax and fall in love.

"Brother, are you ready? The car called by the fat man is already waiting downstairs. Come down when you are ready. I will take your luggage down first." He said "um".I smiled, and I'm used to his dull personality, but it's good, at least we won't have the problem of quarreling, because we can't quarrel at all.

There are not many things. After moving and locking the trunk, the Poker Bottle has already come down.He is wearing a set of casual clothes that we bought a few days ago today, a white T-shirt with letters, black straight-leg cropped pants, and sneakers with black and white patterns. He looks like a college student. Refreshing and eye-catching.I was stunned for a moment, and I couldn't hold it back. I rushed over and gnawed on his face, and said dissatisfiedly: "I really want you to lock it up so that no one else can see it."

Poker bottle was taken aback by me for a moment, then he smiled, rubbed my hair, and said, "Yeah." I was so elated by the sound of "hmm", I couldn't help but take another sip, and I was so satisfied. pull in the car.

The resort mentioned by the fat man is actually a little far from the center of Hangzhou. I turned on the navigation and estimated that it would take two or three hours to get there.Poker bottle didn't talk much along the way, basically I was talking about him listening, this is actually our usual way of getting along, but I didn't find it boring at all, thinking, it would be nice to be able to talk like this for a lifetime .

The car gradually drove away from the urban area, and the scenery began to look more beautiful. After all, the smell tainted with natural charm is always better than the exhaust gas in the city.Without the illumination of the neon lights, the sunset at this time looked extremely soft and quiet, and the evening glow that sprinkled in melted into my heart. I couldn't help but sigh, it's so beautiful, and it's rare for me to close my eyes anymore bunk.

However, the good times are always so short, his meow Lao Tzu's car broke down unexpectedly.After trying No.30 times, I finally gave up the idea of ​​salvaging the car.

"Damn! What kind of broken car did the fat man prepare! Is this for me to go on vacation or to let me camp on the road!" I greeted all the eighteen generations of the fat man's ancestors in my heart. Brother repeats yesterday's story, so fucking prepare a little gold cup for the young master!Forget about the little gold cup, it's still a product that is about to be scrapped, I didn't open such a product back then!Can you be more professional in making the old ones!

Poker bottle got out of the car, seeing this situation, he couldn't say anything, he just said: "Push the car aside and see if there are other cars coming."

I sighed and could only do this. If I called someone to pick me up again, I would have to wait another hour or so. This desolate country is so horrible!If it doesn't work, I'll just spend the night on the main road with Poker-Face, since the coffin has already slept in the coffin, so I don't care about that!Thinking of this, I felt more balanced, and got the car to the side of the backing mountain with Poker-Face.

After finishing the car, I looked at my watch, it was almost eight o'clock.I don't know if it's because this road is not on the main traffic road, and it's been so long that no car has come by. It's so quiet.At this time, my stomach growled very well, and I remembered that in order to rush on the road during the day, Poker-Face and I didn't even eat.Originally, he planned to have a big meal after arriving at the villa, but he broke down halfway and got stuck in this ghost place.Fortunately, the young master brought a few bottles of canned fish and a few bags of snacks witty.Don't ask me why I prepared these things, because of the aftereffects of going to the tomb in recent years, I always have to bring some dry food when I go out. Facts have proved that I was right!

Originally, I was thinking of drinking beer in the car with Poker, and admiring the moon would be beautiful, but who knew that sister Yue would not be at work tonight, so she went to find a fucking male ticket, right?Looking at the night sky covered by dark clouds, so gray that there is no light to be seen, I think this is the worst Qixi Festival I have ever had!

I leaned on Poyou Fing's shoulder, and couldn't help saying dejectedly: "I'm sorry, little brother, I said I would give you a beautiful Chinese Valentine's Day."

Poker-Face seemed to smile, hugged me into his arms, and said in a low voice, "It's enough to have you."

I was stunned for a moment, my face was hot immediately, and I was about to do something bad, when a siren sounded not far away, I was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Brother Ha, a car is coming! Go get your luggage, let's Gather a ride!"

Seeing this, Poker Bottle nodded.

all right!Now you don't have to spend the night on the main road!

However, after we waited for a while, the car drove over. It seemed that the distance from us just now was quite far.But somewhat unexpectedly, this is actually a bus!I took a look, and there seemed to be written on the windshield the words "Road 414, from Hangzhou to Cuiping Bridge at the end".

Cuiping Bridge?I thought, isn't that where we are going!Sure enough, there is no unparalleled road!

When the bus approached, I waved quickly, only to hear a "squeak", the bus stopped firmly on the road, and was about to get on, when Pokerfoil suddenly grabbed me from behind, and said anxiously: "Wu Xie! "

I froze for a moment, then turned around and asked, "What's the matter, brother?"

Poker bottle didn't speak, but his face became more and more cold, his eyes fixed on the bus, and he said after a while, "There is a problem with this bus."

question?what is the problem?Before I could ask a question, the conductor aunt on the bus stuck her head out and shouted, "Can't get on the bus yet!"

I looked at the oil bottle again, he just glanced behind the car, his eyes calmed down a little, and then nodded at me.I breathed a sigh of relief, turned my head and said to the aunt: "Go up, go up, go up now."

And when we got in the car, I finally understood what the "problem" in Poker's mouth meant.There were only a few fluttering passengers in this car, but everyone had a weird and gloomy look on their faces, and their eyes were fixed on the Poker Bottle and me who had just gotten into the car.For a moment, I felt that the small space seemed extremely oppressive. I wondered if the air conditioner in the car was turned on too low, and there was a deep chill around me, which made me want to shiver.This feeling, I can only appear in the tomb.I remembered what Poker-Face said just now, and my heart "thumped": His mother could not be riding in a ghost car!

Just as he was lost in thought, a rather energetic voice sounded in his ear.

"God Tu, what should we do?"

I was taken aback, and looked at the man called God of Tea, and he was staring at the oil bottle that was also looking at him. For a moment, I felt a spark burning in the air. It felt a little strange, like Two icebergs confront each other.After a while, Poker-Face said: "Sit over here." After speaking, he pulled me to the seat behind the two men and sat down, and stopped talking.

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