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"Oh my god, my god, my god." A few high school students covered their faces and looked at the screen unblinkingly behind the 3D glasses. At the same time, she smiled and asked her female companion, "Actually, I feel ruled by him." Pretty good, what do you think?"

"I will definitely give him a vote when he runs for office."

"Come on, he's not even American."

"Then I decided to immigrate to China."

As some Americans said, ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Duino is the most powerful propaganda "weapon" exported by Huaguo.

General Ghost left the villa in the suburbs. He was smart and quickly realized that in the awakened world, he had become a different kind, but he didn't want to change. Obviously, this guy has always done his own way people.

He was eating hot dogs on the side of the road, and the guy selling hot dogs clamored for the COSPLAYER to pay.General Ghost couldn't understand, but he understood what the other party meant, he grabbed the guy who also bought a hot dog and was about to leave, and threw the other party's wallet to the hot dog seller.

He casually broke open the houses and went in to sleep. The owner of the house was a beautiful girl. The girl wanted to scream at first, but the general took off his helmet. The thing that tied his hair seemed to have been damaged by the passage of time, so the long black hair His hair was loose, and his eyes were pure and clear, not so much like a villain, but like a dazed child.

The girl's open mouth closed, and the general gave her a charming smile.

Countless viewers exclaimed in their stomachs: Why not me! ! ! !

But the neighbors called the police, of course, the police in hero movies... everyone knows that.

The general held his helmet in one hand, but with the other, he knocked the guys who had woken him up to the ground.

Where is the main character?The protagonist is still immersed in the confusion and excitement of just gaining power, and has not recovered.When he came back to his senses, he realized that the city he was in had been messed up by General Ghost.

No matter how you look at it, General Ghost looks like a child who just got an interesting toy, and is having fun.And other heroes of this earth are in outer space to stop the invading aliens.

With the power he just gained, Xingying was eager to try, and he confidently started to fight the ghost general.

When he arrived, the ghost general was playing the piano in the museum. Of course it was not a piano, but a guqin.The melodious sound of the piano made people hear the sound of the melted mountain spring splashing on the rocks in winter. Xingying was also attracted by the sound of the piano. He was originally here to fight, but he stood at the door, immersed in the sound of the piano with an intoxicated face. .

Suddenly, the sound of the piano stopped, and the man who was sitting there playing the piano just now stood in front of him and looked at him.

Xingying was taken aback and took two steps back, General Ghost stood where he was, with interested little stars shining in his black eyes.

"You... are very interesting." He has learned English, but the pronunciation is still a bit strange.

"Hey! I'm not g... um!" He misunderstood General Ghost's Xingying, and was punched out before he could finish speaking.

"Good fight!" someone said in the movie theater.

Many people who didn't say it agreed in their hearts, and the one who was beaten was obviously the hero.

Xingying, who appeared as a hero for the first time, was not cool at all. He was beaten so helplessly.

General Ghost squatted next to the group of Xingying, looking even more disappointed than Xingying himself: "Keep working hard."

General Ghost continued to make a fuss in the city, while Xingying regained his strength under the comfort and encouragement of his girlfriend, and then came the final battle.

The battle between two superpowers, buildings collapsed, cars exploded, and even the plane had to turn back. Countless mortals screamed and cried in the ruins.

The hero and the villain fought heartily. The villain's armor has been shattered, revealing solid and tight muscles. The hero's tights are not good enough, and the muscles are also exposed, with hairy...

Even the two of them were exhausted, rolling like mortals in the ashes.

In the end, the hero won, and the ghost general lay down on the ground with a "not fun" face, looking at the sun.

At the end of the movie, the later egg is that the hero joined the League of Legends.

The General is locked up in a prison for super criminals, and suddenly goes from a timid look to "Gee, that seems like fun!" when some dudes crowd him

The siren of the prison sounded, and when the hacker door rushed to the scene of the incident, General Ghost had torn a guy in half. He was wearing a prison uniform, his face was covered with blood, and he stuck out his bright red tongue and licked it contentedly. lips.

After watching the movie, the audience's reaction was mixed.

[Spicy guy who eats general tofu, I really want to kill him! ! ! 】

[QWQ always thinks that easter eggs are the real drama!The last shot blows me away! 】

[Protest against the director!Obviously the general is the one who should win! 】

[Fuck!What kind of views do you guys have? The general is a villain, okay? 】

[But the general isn't really a villain, is he?He also killed drug gang bosses and unscrupulous politicians, and it felt like he did whatever he wanted. 】

[If the general is the leader, he must be a dictator, right? 】

[A wise dictator who lives forever or a group of 'democratic' politicians who don't know good or evil who keep changing policies, which one do you choose?Anyway, I choose the former. 】

[The general is not wise at all, he made a mess of the city, and he is too arbitrary. 】

[The city is in a mess, that's because people are afraid of him, the police can't do anything about him and they frequently provoke him. 】

[Why do so many people like dictators? ! ! 】

[Just open a vote. [vote]】

Speaking of which, this is a country with sharp grains of rice. After all, other regions have not yet started screening, but for some reason, there was a wave of voting, and in the end the dictator actually won.This is an anecdote in this country known as a free people.

I can only sigh, in fact, every country has its own bad things!

But this is just entertainment news in the entertainment industry, no one takes it seriously.At least, that's how it seems to most people.

After participating in the publicity, Duino returned to the crew of "Dragon and Knight" to continue filming.

Tianjiang officially withdrew its capital from the crew of "The Drunken Concubine". Many people hated Jiang Yu and called Jiang Yu a house slave with three surnames, a dodder flower, and a man-eating vine.Jiang Yu's fans fought back fiercely, saying that our idols are going to high places, and Tianjiang didn't give our idols any good resources, should they stay there and continue to be delayed?

[The resources haven't been given yet, the dramas during this period were all found for him by Tianjiang, right? 】

[Those are not all the leftovers that others don't want!Our idols are so wronged and eat leftovers, do we still have to thank you? ! 】

[Upstairs, are you really not a black and smelly salted fish?Why do I find this wronged way so joyful? 】

【Wronged?Leftovers?What is this mess, can someone explain? 】

[I think... what the salty fish spirits mean is that "someone" picked out "StarCraft", "Star Shadow", "Prosperity", "Pink Sun", "Dragon and Knight", right? 】

"Prosperity and Prosperity" is Pei Luotao's new film, a domestic blockbuster set in the Tang Dynasty. "Pink Sun" is Gu Licheng's first film in Hollywood where he plays the leading role. It looks like a school romantic comedy, but it is actually a horror film.

[Fuck!What a face? !Hasn't he been out of heaven long ago if he was hungry?Besides... not only him but also Pei Luotao and Gu Licheng, these resources are obtained by their own strength, right?It's not that they look down on Tianjiang, Tianjiang is considered the leader in China, but its claws haven't reached abroad yet. 】

【╮(╯▽╰)╭Salted Fish Essence I heard that if you enter the circle, you will be Amway. The content of Amway includes how their idol was suppressed and bullied by the Big Three. The whole thing is the Madonna of the White Lotus, and the Big Three are the big devils.I thought I was exaggerating, but now I know. 】

[Three giants, one MLGB!Nima********]

[The salted fish essence is here, and it really stinks. #vomit#vomit#vomit】

[The premiere of "Star Shadow" on WH24, I'm looking for a buddy who can do two consecutive brushes together! ! ! 】

[Upstairs reminded me!Take advantage of the crowd!Let's go watch a movie together!Nympho together!Let's sell stupid love recipes together! ! !I almost forgot to mention that I am _(:зゝ∠)_ in Magic City. She is female, likes to be rotten, and has the attribute belly silk]

[T City is looking for a buddy who can frantically swipe their mobile phones to grab tickets together! ! ! 】

【F city...】

【…】

This is completely crooked. However, although there is a saying that is a bit vulgar, it is quite appropriate to use it here-justice is at ease.Even if some people are blind, there are still people who can understand.

***

Duino was filming a night scene, and he was lying on the grass looking at the sky.

Originally, the scene could have been shot in a studio, and it had been shot three times in the studio, but Walson found that it didn't achieve the effect they hoped to achieve, so he shot it outdoors in the real dark.

For Duino, looking at real stars is indeed more emotional than looking at a studio.

"Stars...gods..."

"You will become a shining star one day, Your Majesty Fatias." The little knight came over and sat beside him and said.

The little knight who looked at the sky sighed with emotion, how kind he was at the beginning, and he was sincere when he said this.The current little knight's face does not have the longing and yearning of that time, but it is full of emotion, which fits his image very well.

Close-up, Duino's face, he is still looking at the starry sky, even without special effects, it makes people feel as if two flames are burning in his blue eyes.

He stuck out his tongue and licked his lips...

The feeling of the cameraman and the director at the time was...the hair all over the body is blown up, okay!Terrified and excited, I want to rush to the toilet to pee, and Tamar wants to hug my wife or lover to have a sex!

At the end of this scene, after Watson announced that everyone could go to sleep, he touched his chest, both regretful and glad that he took the movie--by the time the movie was OK, he must shorten his life!