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Duino took the little knight off the coffee table and put it on his lap.In an instant, the little knight began to grow bigger, but his clothes didn't grow with him, and fell off quickly.So after ten seconds, the little knight changed from an eight centimeter doll to an... an eighty centimeter doll wearing only fat times?

He is not the posture of a child, but a full-scale adult.

"Honey! Let's eat!" ~(≧▽≦)/~

However, the food is delicious, but the little knight looks even more delicious.On the surface, Duino, who was happily feeding, was actually bleeding in his heart.This is self-inflicted, and it is so uncomfortable.

Until the third day of the first lunar month, during this time Duino and the little knight had been eating, drinking and drinking in pain and joy.

In the middle of the night in the third day of junior high school, around three o'clock in the morning, Li Xin suddenly called - Li Xin said something happened, so he didn't go back to the country with them.Look at what this means, did you not come back during the Chinese New Year?

"Sister Li? Xiao Du, get your clothes ready. I'll pick you up in the afternoon. We'll audition in America."

"...Okay." In the current small team, the one who has the least relationship with Du Yinuo is this sister Li. When Du Yinuo was a dragon, he saw a lot of ambitious people like this, and he really didn't like her. .But now, sister Li's phone call made him correct his attitude a little bit.

When it comes to work, Li Xin will not be careless.

On the other side of the phone, Li Xin, who was waiting to board the plane, had a tired face, but when he heard Du Yinuo's straightforward answer, he showed a relieved smile.Li Xin is so strong. Although the last artist Xue Qi broke up peacefully, it actually made her a little sad. She didn't expect Xue Qi to lose his ambition so quickly, and even expressed boredom and irritability with her various arrangements.

Medicine and medicine can't kill people. If a person has no self-motivated mind, no matter how others push behind him, it will be useless.

I don't know if the plane was delayed or there was a traffic jam on the road, but Li Xin arrived downstairs at Duino at around thirteen o'clock on the night of the fourth day.The two hurried to the airport and bought a direct flight to the United States at three o'clock in the morning.When he arrived in the US, he immediately changed planes a second time and hurriedly slept in a small hotel for three hours. Du Yinuo was woken up again by Li Xin, who gave him a script and an English novel.

Both the screenplay and the novel are titled "Blue Lip Gloss".

Duino didn't talk too much nonsense, he took it and started to read it.

Drinking coffee, Li Xin asked, without makeup, his haggard face became more obvious: "Can you understand?"

"Well, no problem. Sister Li, you can sleep for a while, I will call you after I finish reading."

"It's okay, I can't fall asleep when I'm excited." Seeing Duino's eyes staring at the coffee, she smiled, "It's okay, I drink coffee like water, caffeine has long since had no effect on me .Don't be distracted! Read a book."

Du Yinuo obediently lowered his head to read the book, and Li Xin said again: "The movie is adapted from this novel. The novel is called 'the male companion is romantic and charming'. The male protagonist in the book is black-haired and black-eyed, although Didn’t say it’s Asian, but also didn’t say it wasn’t. The audition is two days later, after you watch it, think about what you need to prepare.”

"Ah."

There are only three parts in the script, but you can know the general plot by reading the novel. This is an out-and-out youth romance film.

The heroine Elsa is a nerdy college student who has a nerdy boyfriend like her. One day, her boyfriend's friend told her that he asked her to meet in the C area of ​​the gymnasium.Elsa goes, only to find her boyfriend having sex with some cheerleader girl on a seat in Section C of the gym, who actually gives her a nasty grin.

It turned out that it was all because Elsa refused to help the cheerleader write the thesis. After that, she suffered malicious bullying and alienation from other people. Seeing that the prom was coming, she couldn't even find a male partner. , Even being ridiculed, she can buy a male and female branch.

Elsa really checked out the famous gathering area for men and women on the Internet. After going there, she was frightened to death by all kinds of strange men there, and was almost robbed. A man and woman wearing blue lipstick saved her.As a result, Elsa was scared and excited, so she bought the other party.

After going to the hotel, Elsa turned out to be a nerd, and she was actually a virgin.She cried in fear, and the man hugged her in his arms to comfort her.When Elsa woke up the next day, half of the man's body was numb.

Seeing this, Du Yinuo frowned.

"What? Is there something you don't understand?"

"This is a gentleman, not a male and female branch, especially not a male and female branch standing on the street." Duino has not yet come into contact with the high society of this world, but this kind of thing is the same no matter which world.

Cheap misfits, their aptitudes are not very good under normal circumstances, unless they offended someone maliciously and got them to study at the lower level. If such a gentleman is at the lower level from the beginning of the meeting, he will not survive at all.High-level "accompanying" men and women will of course only serve a higher group of people.High consumption does not necessarily bring high enjoyment, but high enjoyment must be of great value.

Why would Duino think about this kind of thing?What he wants is the power of faith, or at least the power of positive faith is greater than the power of negative faith.He is not willing to play this kind of drama that is seriously inconsistent with the facts. If it is performed, it will definitely cause extremely bad effects-the old dragon demon is so confident ︿(￣︶￣)︿, if he acts, others will definitely see it There will be men and women running to find true love among men standing on the street, so it goes without saying what the result will be.

"So this is a novel." Li Xin shrugged, "Besides, you'll understand after reading it, this guy is indeed not a man and woman."

"That's because I was impatient." Duino nodded and continued to flip through.

Behind it are various interactions between men and women, various ways to help Elsa slap her face, and finally a HE finale.Sure enough, the identity of the hero has undergone a 180-degree change, and Elsa is no ordinary nerdy girl.

"Yes, I accepted the script."

Li Xin smiled immediately: "Xiao Du, don't be so complacent. Now many people are competing for this script, and many of them are Hollywood superstars. After all, Jessica Model has already been selected as the heroine. A movie has to consider not only Acting skills, as well as the reputation and status of the actor. Don’t look at me so solemnly, but my confidence is actually zero. I’m indeed running for you all the time here, but I didn’t expect that the one who agreed to audition would be this film, right? I've been thinking about bringing you here for a long time..."

After she spoke, her smile disappeared and she gradually fell silent.

"Sister Li, don't worry. Even if they don't choose me, those who see my performance two days later will remember me forever."

Li Xin laughed again, patted Du Yinuo's shoulder, and said old-fashionedly: "Okay, young man is determined. Hurry up, wash up, change clothes, and go shopping with me."

"Oh."

While speaking, Sister Li had already gone out.

Just as Duino walked into the bathroom, the little knight dangling from his waist (today it was Hello Kitty) jumped onto the sink. To prevent him from getting toothpaste on him, Duino grabbed him and put the house on the towel rack.

The little knight stood firm and asked, "Do you want to hypnotize?"

"My dear, your man has a very professional ethics, and he will never use abnormal competitive means in official affairs."

"In that case, your fall from the holy dragon is actually a violation of professional ethics, right?"

"No, that is the Brilliant camp breaching the contract first."

"What contract did you break?"

"It was agreed to give me a wife, and I accepted it with satisfaction, but they actually changed someone halfway without my consent."

"..." This is the first time the little knight knows about this situation, "Why do I think, you mean, the upper echelon of the Glorious camp also played a role behind my death?"

"Don't you know?" Duino also just realized that his knights didn't know how he died, "The nephew of the Pope of Light, the son of the Holy Land Sage, the Flame Paladin himself, there are thirty or forty This guy wants to replace you."

"I thought the holy dragon knight was a hard job?" The little knight was a little dazed, although it was a long time ago, but looking back now, the past is still vivid in his mind.

The holy dragon Fatias has been a holy dragon since a long time ago. To humans, it seems that he was a holy dragon at the beginning of the world.And he has never had any dragon knights. There have been strong men who wanted to step on his back, including countless saints of law and martial arts, as well as several popes of various sects, and even emperors of great empires. , were directly shot to death by Shenglong.

Because of things like subduing a giant dragon, the holy dragon is obviously considered a giant dragon, and it must be done one-on-one, otherwise most dragons would rather die than surrender.In particular, the holy dragon has long been the symbol of the glorious camp, and it is impossible to bring people to help, or even organize a large-scale army.

Although every few hundred years, there are still idiots from the glorious camp who think they are the protagonists of the world and go to seek death, but basically that is just seeking death ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Then one day Fatias suddenly wanted to leave It was announced that they were looking for knights, and strong men from all walks of life gathered like crazy, but it didn't take long for most of them to go back to their homes and find their mothers.

Because Fatias's first item for his knight assessment is: manicure my nails.

Even if they become holy dragon knights, they can't step on Fatias' back, they can only fly in the sky, and they use various means to keep up.

There are still some people who stay, but they are not for the reputation that has become ridiculous, but for the dragon nails that fell off when trimming, the dragon saliva dripping when eating, the dragon tears after breathing, and so on. Material.

But suddenly one day, after Fatias happened to fight on the same battlefield with the Third Knights of the Goddess of the Earth, he captured a certain little knight in the Knights with one paw, and drove away all of him. The dragon knight (servant? handyman?), after declaring that the little knight is his only holy dragon knight.This lucky one is of course Gobert.