Eno

It is said that people's memory can deceive themselves. Jiang Yu is the best of the best. In his memory, he has always been the one of the white lotus.All bad things are done by others, and all things that are not good for him are framed by him.This kind of person lives completely and completely in his own world, and also thinks that the real world is the same as the illusion, and should revolve around his center.

╮(╯▽╰)╭ To put it simply, he is a snake maniac.

The other line of sight is a bit strange, it's not the person on the stage, but one of the members of the prop team and protection team standing on the edge of the stage.

However, if the soldiers come to block the water and cover it with soil, it's up to him.

Du Yinuo and Gu Licheng's clothing problem really aroused the interest of the hosts. In addition, these two handsome guys... are so tall.

Seven guests were invited for this episode, the female guests were alright, the male guests including Jiang Yu stood with Gu Licheng and Du Yinuo, their faces stiffened with smiles.

Mixing height with water is the default rule in the entertainment industry, do you know that? !How come you two are such rule-breakers! ! !Do you want to live at home! ! !

Fans in the audience, especially those who bring their own guns, should not be too happy taking pictures and videos.Although orange noodles and tripe noodles are the most popular, there are also other noodles.As a result of this comparison, fans immediately climbed the wall.It is not obvious when taken out alone, and the contrast should not be too strong when standing together.

I can’t do it without crawling. It turns out that watching photos, watching TV and movies, most of them have been P, and I can hypnotize myself. Without P, ​​other people’s P, my idol is the best.

just now……

His height only reaches his shoulders, and his body proportions are [-] or even [-]. From the head down, there are legs and legs!The one at home...why does it feel like the arms are as long as the legs?His face is so beautiful, laughing and cursing makes people want to lick it, his smile looks like hemiplegia, and the muscles on his face are all stiff.He has such a strong aura that he can't move his eyeballs just by looking at them.

Nima black to pink and pink to black is a matter of minutes for Yangou!

The show officially started, Du Yinuo was assigned to the red group, Gu Licheng was in the blue group, it seems that the program group also realized that if the two of them were in the same group, the other guests would stop playing.

In the first program, the red and blue groups were divided into two sides, and a fruit basket was placed on the table in front of each group. The red group had peaches, and the blue group had apples.

While the host was still making jokes, Du Yinuo took a peach without any hassle, and just took a bite.Sweet and crunchy peaches are exactly the type he likes. I don't know where the program team got them. Now this season, such peaches are no longer available.Gu Licheng was the first to see it. Just as he was about to laugh, he quickly held back and took an apple and took a bite.

The audience in the audience was originally laughing, but now they burst into laughter immediately when they saw it. The hosts were baffled, and their eyes widened when they saw these two: "You ate the props?!"

Duino chewed the peach twice and swallowed it down: "Can't you eat it?"

Gu Licheng said: "This apple is a bit bitter."

The hosts said one after another: "Fortunately, the backstage is more prepared."

The game starts. One person stands at point a, and the other runs to the point below point a with a basket on his head. The person standing originally throws the fruit into the basket, and the person with the basket runs back to the starting point and pours the fruit into another basket. In the big basket.

The two male gods are still beautiful when doing such a funny thing like holding a basket.

_(:3ゝ∠)_Okay, the fans said, we know we are already crazy fans, no need to explain.

The game was won by the red team.

The second game is to step on the balloon blindfolded, or the red team wins

In the third game, the chase on the big turntable wearing giant clown shoes, the blue team won.

In the fourth game, the long-distance ring, the blue team won.

So it came to the final decisive round, and the fashion value was swiped angrily-this is the name of the game.

The props team put up eight boxes, and each of the two teams recommended four people to draw clothes from the boxes and wear what they got.

The first one to pick up clothes was Du Yinuo, and when he picked out a set of clothes and opened them, the fans in the audience exploded with laughter.

A light pink t-shirt with sequins and small yellow flowers, light blue jeans, this is a girly outfit no matter how you look at it.The fans thought it was a spoof by the show crew, and the other male guests also looked embarrassed. If their clothes were like this, would they have to dress like this after a while?

The host was stunned, no, there was nothing like this in the clothes prepared in advance.

The hosts met their eyes and found that their partners had the same ideas as themselves, so they didn’t say much—there’s no need to pause, anyway, they can be edited afterwards, if it’s too bad and damages the artist’s image, just cut it out.

"These pants are a bit tight for me." Duino didn't care, even he thought the sequins were pretty.

Thank you, Ms. Monroe, if all the clothes are chosen by Du Yinuo himself, with Shenglong's aesthetics, then it will be great.

"Indeed, even Shanna (one of the hosts) can't put these trousers on." The hosts came to look at the trousers, and the fattest Dongzi directly inserted his wrist into the trousers, expressing that only The thinnest part of the wrist can get in no matter how deep it is close to the forearm, it can't get in at all, which caused another burst of laughter at the scene.

In the end, it was decided that Duino would just have to wear the T-shirt.

So Duino took the t-shirt and changed directly behind the curtain on the stage.

He took off his jacket and black silk shirt, just picked up the T-shirt, and with a sound of brushing, the white curtain fell off...

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——！！！！”刺耳的尖叫声响起，无论是专业的长枪短炮还是小手机，全都集中到了杜易诺的身上。

~(≧▽≦)/~It’s fruitful! ! !Although there is only the upper body, the benefits are full!

Duino was also taken aback for a moment, but the astonishment on his face quickly turned into pampering helplessness, and he even winked at the audience, and while she/they were screaming, put on the T-shirt .

Such a small, pink, basic, and motherly T-shirt is definitely at least two sizes too small for him, and the whole body is strangled, showing three-pack abs and a round belly button—— —The two abdominal muscles under the navel are fully exposed, and the two abdominal muscles above the navel are only exposed in half. The two halves add up to one piece, and there are three pieces in total.

so cute!So handsome!Good boobs!Good abs!

So what if it’s pink and has sequin florets?With a face and a figure, everyone just wants to kneel and lick.

The music started, but the screams were too loud to hear the music at all. Du Yinuo walked twice in the middle of the stage, and the girls sitting at the front of the stage were so excited that they almost jumped onto the stage, but were caught by the staff in time. blocked.

Compared to Du Yinuo, Gu Licheng was the only one behind who exploded a bit.He got a shirt full of lace, just like the clothes of European courts in the 56th century.It was the first time for the bad boy Gu Licheng to wear this kind of clothes, he did not expect him to put on a straight face, and he really looked like an aristocrat.

As for the others... Has anyone else been invited to "Variety Show Bumper Cars" this time?Totally forgot!

Viewers who come to watch cannot post videos or photos that may reveal the content of the program before the program is broadcast, but they can still post one or two pictures that are irrelevant.

When these viewers went back, photos of Du Yinuo and Gu Licheng began to appear on Weibo.Most of them were in black and white before the show started, and many cp fans climbed the wall _(:3ゝ∠)_.

There are also red and blue sportswear in the show. Fans said: such an ugly sportswear can still be worn in such a style, elementary school students can't help it!Another: Since ancient times, red and blue have produced CP, either lily or base!

The finale was of course a pink t-shirt and a lace shirt. Fans said: lick lick lick lick... nothing else?I haven't licked enough, why isn't the show on! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Wait until everyone has finished licking, and then the belly fans start talking.

[Speaking of which, our foodie loves food so much, and eats all kinds of high-calorie foods, so there's nothing to say about our small stature.lick lick]

[A physique that doesn't make you fat, qwq is envious. 】

[That's right, my male ticket has a physique that grows flesh even after drinking water, and it's all fat. 】

【What are you envious of? I forgot that Duino was so hungry that he ran up to "steal" food in the middle of the night when he was a child.He starved his stomach when he was a child, that's why he didn't get fat after eating anything,]

【…】

In a word, the funny idol suddenly turned into a bitter hero, and the little friends who were kneeling and licking just now turned into crying faces.

Two minutes later, a large wave of dusi ran to Du Yinuo's Weibo:

[Hungry, my homemade pork sausage!Sent to the company for you! 】

【Hungry!The best cakes we have here! ! !It's already on the courier! 】

【Hungry!I just bought the ribs, here I will make you spicy ribs and send them out tomorrow! 】

hungry...

Du Yinuo said, although I don't know what happened, but I feel so happy ︿(￣︶￣)︿.

In the next few days, the guards of Tianjiang Building said that we are not happy at all _(:3ゝ∠)_, although there were enough express mails in the past, but especially in recent days.

And Du Yinuo posted delicious food for seven meals a day, and it was almost time for the food lovers to happily go to claim their own food every day. The crew of "The Water Demon" finally came, and the premiere of "The Water Demon" And finally started.

On the red carpet in Japan, Duino wore a black casual suit, but because there were too many people and it was too crowded, he left in a hurry.Monroe felt very dissatisfied, and this time he showed 12 points of enthusiasm.

"Gay Zi..." But when he saw the clothes Monroe took out, Zhao Ye's face was distorted first.

"What are you talking about? It's so ugly." Monroe gave him a blank look.

"No, isn't this dress too demonic?"