The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

After all, I still took a shower, but I took it alone in a single room, and I didn't feel comfortable physically and mentally after taking a shower.

Of course, Xie Zhuo wanted to take a bath with Xu Ye, but because of Xu Ye, he couldn't convince everyone to go to the bathhouse, and ended up meeting the male teachers from the two bases.

Looking at each other, the male teacher pointed, "Separate, you two can't wash together!"

Xie Zhuo: "???"

Xu Ye spread his hands helplessly.

It's not that I don't want to wash with you, it's the teacher who doesn't let me.

It's okay for boys to take a bath together, but these two can't do it. They are too high-profile and famous. Let them enter a private room. What is the difference between sending a boy and a girl into the bridal chamber?

I can't pass the exam tomorrow!

The base teacher was heartbroken.

Peng Yang, who had witnessed the whole mandarin duck beating scene, came back and laughed until midnight. He woke up the next morning and continued to laugh, and he was about to laugh. Xie Zhuo kindly asked him for his girlfriend's The mobile phone number, saying that he would call his girlfriend after he died laughing and ask her to collect the body.

Laughing all night, the bed creaked, and Qi Zhilang slept on it and scolded him several times to no avail. If he hadn’t watched the two people on the opposite bed fall asleep in their own beds, Qi Zhilang would have thought that they had crawled into his own bed. Go to the upper bunk to do something terrible.

I slept too late yesterday, Peng Yang got up with dark circles in the morning.

"You're almost ready." Xie Zhuo glared at him, "Laughing all night, making a lot of noise."

"Hahaha, hey, if you ask me, the teacher here is too unreasonable," Peng Yang smiled and comforted Xie Zhuo, "The single room is so big, there are even three nozzles, and it is said that it is used by one person. , The credibility of the current teacher's words is too low, I guess they want to cheat your money, ten yuan for a single room, hahahaha."

Seeing Xie Zhuo's face darken, Xu Ye said from the side: "Well, I just want to cheat money."

Xie Zhuo glared at Xu Ye who still dared to make sarcastic remarks, "Then you let him cheat you happily? You jumped and left by yourself and pretended I didn't see you? Aren't you picky? Why didn't you say anything at that time?"

Xu Ye groaned, and said nonsense: "My idol has a lot of burdens. It's not worth it for ten yuan. If he wants me for fifty yuan, I probably won't do it."

Peng Yang supported the bed frame and rattled, the bed was about to be shaken to pieces.

Xie Zhuo was so angry that he couldn't speak.

He knew it wasn't about ten yuan, no matter how much they paid, they couldn't get into a single room.

In other words, those two teachers thought too much.

They just went to take a shower without any props, what can they do? !

Seeing that Xie Zhuo was still angry, Xu Ye got down from the upper bunk and sat on Xie Zhuo's bed, "I won't go to the study room today, you go, I can draw."

There is no exam today, I have a day off to review by myself, tomorrow's review will start to go through the knockout system, and today's "holiday" is also very tense.

Xie Zhuo knew that Xu Ye was too lazy to review, so he didn't say anything.

But Peng Yang couldn't understand the mentality of "the brothel lights are on but you want to be good", "When are you still painting? Tomorrow's knockout round, the bottom [-] will have to pack up and leave, you don't review and still paint What’s more, if you are going to announce yesterday’s results today, why don’t you go and listen? Aren’t you two still making a bet?”

Xu Ye said: "It's fine for him to go, just listen to the results, and there is no requirement that he must go by himself."

Peng Yang thought for a while and said, "Are you afraid that you won't be able to pass the Xizhilang exam and that you will lose face? That's right, you are a celebrity, so forget it, don't go, or both of you don't go, I will go Help you bring back your grades."

"No need." Xie Zhuo stood up and stroked Xu Ye's soft hair, "I may not be back until noon, if you are bored, go find me, don't run around."

Early in the morning, a group of people in the self-study room had already started to work hard. For example, Qi Zhilang, who was in the same dormitory as them, didn't know what time he woke up. It was indeed better than normal people.

The base teachers are also very hard, not only to approve the papers, but also to rank.

The results came out around noon.

Before the score came down, Qi Zhilang held his head high, with a look of "I can't let go of the face of the old man in the sky", until after hearing the result, his face sank like a landslide.

……how is this possible?

S City No. 1 Middle School, Xu Ye, full score——No.[-].

S City No. 1 Middle School, Xie Zhuo, full marks—tied for No.[-].

A City Sixth Middle School, Meng Yilin scored 197 points - No.2.

S City No. 196 Middle School, Shen Xi scored 3 points——No.[-].

No. 195 in Z City No. 4 Middle School, Tang Wei scored [-] points.

No. 193 Middle School in City B, Li Xiao scored 5 points——No.[-].

City A No. 190 Middle School, Qi Zhilang scored 6 points——No.[-].

Later, Xu Ye sighed with emotion after learning about the results.

Ah, he's only sixth, look up to him.

The rise of the two bottoms from the last place to No. 1 was full of dumbfounded classrooms, but what was the operation from the previous No. [-] to No. [-]?

Are you kidding me?

After seeing the results of Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye, there was a burst of excitement in the classroom - "Fuck, awesome!"

Seeing Qi Zhilang's fallen No.6, there was another burst in the classroom—"Fuck, awesome!"

The same phone call with the same tone, but the meaning is very different.

Qi Zhilang blushed all over his face, his previous pride and conceit disappeared in an instant, he squeezed his hands and looked back at Xie Zhuo, what was even more annoying was that Xu Ye didn't even come.

This is because I am determined to get the first place, so I don't care at all, so I don't come!

He wanted to accuse them of cheating, how could the two at the bottom become the first?But he wasn't that stupid. There were eight monitors, and the number of invigilators had risen to ten yesterday. If they really cheated, they would be caught out immediately, unless they got the questions in advance.

Peng Yang, who was ranked fourth, was completely dumbfounded.

WTF?

the first?

Tied for first place?

Yesterday in the cafeteria, the two competed for the first and second in the form of bragging, but today they really took the first place, and they are still the first!

Where did the devil come from?

Qi Zhilang didn't believe that they were so awesome, they must have been opened!

In the noisy classroom, the base teacher coughed a few times into the microphone, "This is just a ranking match, everyone go back and prepare well. Tomorrow's rematch will only advance to the top [-]. After the [-]th place, we will pack up and go home. Everyone try hard."

The short-haired girl who posted on Weibo before went out with the base teacher.

After a while, a ranking list appeared on her phone.

Half an hour later, the serial Weibo was freshly released, with a double first report card attached.

Little One: Let me slap you in the face and speak with the facts, you are a bully or your father!Who said that Little Painter and Chocolate are not top students? I just took photos of the competition results from my teacher. I didn’t ask for permission from Little Painter and Chocolate. I won’t disclose my real name. See for yourself, the results are authentic, absolutely childlike The old man is not deceived.

The real names on the report card were all removed by the mosaic, and "Little Painter" and "Chocolate" were written on the corresponding seats.

Because only the name is painted out, the provinces, cities and schools are clearly marked on it.

Because of this report card "S City No. [-] Middle School" became popular for no reason, and it was also on the hot search.

-God, am I reading that right?

-S City No. [-] Middle School?Am I wrong?The English teacher who stole the question last time... emmm.

- Yes, the chocolate is from S city, he said before.

- I feel sorry for my little painter, there is such a teacher in the school.

- No, don’t you think it’s strange, yesterday you said you were at the bottom, but today you’re number one, that’s an English teacher, he can even get the math competition questions, English questions... it’s scary to think about it carefully.

- Fuck you are so poisonous upstairs, why don't you do this?

At the same time, there was also a lively Weibo post that was trending.

Xu Ye seldom broadcasts live recently, but every time he goes online, he can be searched on the top once.

Yes, he was live today.

The content of the live broadcast is very novel. It is not a question or drawing, but a pure chat.

He asked fans how to express their love in the live broadcast room.

Then he couldn't see the barrage clearly...

When Xie Zhuo came back and wanted to find him for lunch, he had already fallen asleep on the lower bunk.

He sat lightly on the edge of the bed, helped Xu Ye tuck the quilt, then picked up his phone and opened Weibo.

Hypoxia live broadcast?

What kind of live broadcast is this not a year-round convulsion.

Xie Zhuo muttered in his heart, but clicked into the video honestly.

The barrage flew by at the speed of light, if it weren't for the slow speaking speed of the live broadcaster, Xie Zhuo could guarantee that he would not know what he was talking about after watching these 10 minutes.

"Do you have any experience with confession?"

"He gave a gift."

"Do you want to send flowers? It's a bit difficult, you may not be able to buy them, and he may not like them."

"What does he like? Like me."

The whole video is full of hypoxia discussing with fans how to express their love. After two or 10 minutes of discussion, it seems that there is no result of the discussion in the end.

Although he didn't discuss it, it gave Xie Zhuo inspiration.

Confession?He didn't seem to have confessed his love to Xu Ye seriously.

He looked back at Xu Ye who was curled up with his face facing the wall and sleeping like a cat, and felt itchy in his heart.

Does he need to confess?

On the fourth day of the rematch, Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo were still number one.

The two of them seemed to be on the bar, not giving up a point.

People who know why the two of them are fighting to the death for the first place really want to see who of the two of them will take the second place. Zhang Qiao's "gambling kiss" notice has been posted in the group for two days. If it thunders but not rains, it will be the first place.

It's not good to be too desperate, which disappoints the audience.

On the day when the results of the semi-finals come out, half of the people will leave the base.

The rules have been set long ago, and only the top [-] are left.

Peng Yang went back to the dormitory and lay down on the table, humming and said, "Why am I still so depressed even though I stayed?"

Xu Ye handed the glass of warm water to Xie Zhuo, "Because I feel the sadness of leaving those people, it's normal, anyway, it's only a few days, hold on, and then we'll go our separate ways."

Xie Zhuo drank the warm water that Xu Ye handed him, as if drinking the nectar from Tianquan. Let's go our separate ways."

Peng Yang snorted twice, "You're not comforting me, what are you going to do, say goodbye to life and death, and you've been together for so many days anyway, are you all sad at all?"

Xu Ye looked at him strangely, "Why are you sad, and no one died."

"...Wow, big brother," Peng Yang pointed at Xu Ye and asked Xie Zhuo, "He, he, his EQ, how did you two get together? Which of you is chasing who? No, you must be chasing He, with his EQ, probably doesn't know how to chase people, so you didn't spend much time chasing him, didn't you?"

Xie Zhuo glanced at Xu Ye.

When he rejected Tong Mohao, he bluntly didn't give face at all.

After the two of them kissed for the first time, they told him not to fall in love early.

Xie Zhuo didn't think about it before, but now that he thinks about it, Xu Xiaoye's EQ is not very high.

Xie Zhuo protects the calf, "It's enough for our wild brother to have a high IQ. What do you want to do with such a high EQ, as long as you have enough."

Peng Yang has excellent adaptability and became immune to dog food in just a few days.

He snorted and turned to cry to his girlfriend.

After the exam on the fifth day, everyone gathered around Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo in two groups to ask how the exam was going.

A few times ago, I was curious whether they would still win the first place, but now I am even more curious about whether they can also win the first place at the same time.

The seats of the two people were far apart, and the surrounded two people stood in their respective positions and looked at each other from a distance, with the same confidence and radiance on their faces.

Xie Zhuo let out a "tsk".

Xu Xiaoye, a liar, promised to let him get a point yesterday, and seeing how proud he is, he definitely didn't let him go!

Xu Ye didn't want to kiss Xie Zhuo or be kissed by him in this huge classroom at all. He didn't think of such a good way at first. After the first tie, he found out that there was a bug in the bet. It was a draw, so there was nothing to play. , no one needs to kiss anyone.

Since Qi Zhilang got sixth in the preliminaries, his performance in the exam has been getting worse every time, and now he has slipped to the top ten.

Although the competition questions became more and more difficult as they went on, it was obvious that his mentality had collapsed. He was so excited after taking the first place on the first day and never showed up again.

He studied until two o'clock every day, and he became more and more depressed. Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo didn't provoke him, and even Peng Yang didn't dare to speak loudly when he came back to the dormitory.

Peng Yang also secretly asked Xu Ye that day, whether Qi Zhilang would go crazy and get up in the middle of the night to hack them all to death.

As a result, I didn't wait for the silence, and the oral test on the sixth day came.

Early in the morning, Xie Zhuo got up humming a song, brushed his teeth and washed his face, hummed a song, put on a new coat and went out.

Xu Ye was sleeping when Xie Zhuo woke up, Xu Ye was still sleeping when Xie Zhuo was brushing his teeth and washing his face, Xu Ye was still sleeping when Xie Zhuo put on his coat and was ready to go to the examination room.

Seeing Xie Zhuo go out, Peng Yang hurriedly followed, "Hey, why did you leave by yourself, Xu Ye hasn't woken up yet, if you don't get up again, you'll be late for the exam."

"It's okay, let him sleep." Xie Zhuo was in a particularly good mood, the kind that a blind person could see, "He won't take the exam today."

Peng Yang was taken aback, "What?"

Peng Yang thought he was joking, but 10 minutes before the start of the exam, when the teacher asked why there was one person missing, Xie Zhuo stood up and said: "Xu Ye is sick, he got angry, his throat hurts, and he can't speak. I can't come to the test."

Peng Yang: "???"

No, Xu Ye was fine before going to bed last night, and he didn't wake up at all in the morning. How did he know that he had a sore throat and couldn't speak?

After Xu Ye and Xie Zhuo won the first place a few times, the competition teacher has been paying attention to them both, and now one of them suddenly said that he is sick and can't come, so they will lose a first place!

The teacher at the base quickly asked: "Why is he sick even though he is fine? Did he catch a cold? I will go and see him in that dormitory where he lives. Today's oral test is very important. If you don't take the test tomorrow, you will be eliminated."

Xie Zhuo said: "He knows that he asked me to ask for leave for him. He is so sick that he will not be able to take the exam tomorrow."

If someone else came to ask for leave, the teacher might not believe it, but what Xie Zhuo said was different.

The teachers looked at each other with expressions of regret.

Originally thought that this year's two top players would definitely be safe this time, but at this juncture they fell ill and went blind for nothing.

Peng Yang looked at Xie Zhuo at first, and then secretly looked at Qi Zhilang.

Damn, this guy must really cast a curse on the villain.

Otherwise, how could Xu Ye get sick?

God, what should I do, should I ask my mother to find a Taoist priest to help him avoid evil?

It was ten o'clock in the morning when Xie Zhuo came out of the examination room. He walked around the backyard of the base, pulled a small bunch of wild flowers, walked on the empty gravel road and sand of the base, humming.

Back in the dormitory, I pushed the door open, "Baby, I'm back."

The bedroom was empty, Xie Zhuo clicked his tongue.

It was agreed to celebrate his birthday today, but now that no one is there, is it reliable or not!

The sun shines on the desktop through the window, and there is a pot of cactus on the window sill. Looking out of the window, there is only a little tip of a dense tree on the second floor, which is green.A row of small red flags were planted in the compound opposite, and the big sign at the entrance of the base was facing the window of the dormitory, with several hollowed out characters——Learning Base.

"Have you finished the exam?"

Xu Ye came back from the outside, carrying a cheap red plastic bag, which looked like a bag from the canteen of the base.

Xie Zhuo leaned against the window with his hands on the window sill, turned his head and saw Xu Ye, the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing his canine teeth, and he deliberately smiled very handsomely.

Xu Ye looked him up and down, and said with a smile, "Very handsome."

"Sight." Xie Zhuo specially bought new clothes before coming here, just to look handsome in front of Xu Ye.

"What are you holding?" Xu Ye walked in and asked.

Xie Zhuo handed the small handful of small wild flowers that didn't look nutritious to Xu Ye, "Send your flowers."

Xu Ye laughed and took the flowers, "Why did you send me flowers? It's obviously your birthday."

It's rare to see him smiling so happily, Xie Zhuo licked the corner of his mouth, "There's no reason, I just want to send you flowers, but I can't even buy them here."

Xu Ye nodded, "Well, I just went out for a walk, and I really couldn't buy anything, so you can only make do with this birthday."

Xie Zhuo grinned, "It's okay, as long as you're here."

Xu Ye took out the egg yolk pie bought from the canteen from the plastic bag, and the canteen just happened to have the leftover half of the candle, and he also asked for it.

The red candle is as thick as a thumb, sticking it into the egg yolk pie...

"Pfft!" Xie Zhuo pointed at the egg yolk pie, shaking with laughter, "What the hell is this? Could it be a birthday cake?"

Xu Ye was a little embarrassed, he didn't expect it to be so inconvenient here, "Well, it's still a sandwich, let's make do with it, and I'll make you a real cake when I get back."

Xu Ye lit the candle, and the fire light carried a small stream of heat between the two of them. Xu Ye held the egg yolk pie the size of his palm and looked at Xie Zhuo, "Happy birthday, make a wish."

Xie Zhuo licked his lips. He who never lacked in lines suddenly felt a little embarrassed, "Well, wait a minute and then play. I have something to tell you."

Xu Ye glanced at the candle, it was such a big one, let's say, it might not burn out in two hours.

The two stood facing each other, suddenly feeling a little formal, Xie Zhuo cleared his throat, and stammered, "That's right, I didn't mean to force you, I was, just suddenly remembered, I never seem to have expressed to you seriously. To be honest, I don't know how other people do this, but I think it should be necessary, so, Xu Ye, I like—"

"Xie Zhuo." Xu Ye suddenly called him.

Xie Zhuo's words were interrupted at a crucial point with an "ah".

Xu Ye's light-colored eyes curved, and his amber-like eyes looked at the person in front of him with sunshine, "I like you too, can you be my boyfriend?"

"..."

"???"

Xie Zhuo opened his mouth halfway, and was stunned for two seconds, "Say it again?"

Xu Ye's ears were slightly red, he glanced at the egg yolk pie in his hand, and handed it over, "You blow it first."

Xie Zhuo suddenly blew out the candle, his eyes fixed on Xu Ye for a moment.

Xu Ye stepped forward to kiss him on the lips, looked into his eyes and said, "I like you, Xie Zhuo, can you be my boyfriend?"

Xie Zhuo really just wanted to confess today, he didn't think about anything else, after all his birthday is over and Xu Ye's is not yet.

Now that he was invited to be his boyfriend out of the blue, Xie Zhuo seemed to have a twitch in his head, but he didn't agree, "No, you agreed to puppy love again?"

Xu Ye pointed to the egg yolk pie with a big red candle, "You are an adult."

"how about you?"

Xu Ye said confidently, "I am older than you."

The corner of Xie Zhuo's mouth twitched, "Are you lying to a fool? You are two months younger than me, okay, your birthday is in June, with whom are you pretending to be a big brother?"

this person...

Does he know what's the point now?

Xu Ye asked him, "Then do you want it?"

Xie Zhuo said quickly, "It's an idiot to regret it, whoever says we'll break up will be a puppy in the future."

Xie Zhuo stopped Xu Ye's childish words before he remembered to say them.

Now that she has become a regular, even kisses are more confident.

Lips and tongues were at war, and the sound of tsk-tsk water made Xie Zhuozhuo happier as he thought about it. The small flowers on the table and the poured egg yolk pie looked more formal, as if they were a large bouquet of roses and a twelve-inch double-decker. atmosphere.

Peng Yang hurriedly returned to the dormitory after the exam, and pushed the door——

"Hey fuck! - hey I'll go! - oh my mother! Hey you two, why, why, why don't you know how to lock the door, I didn't mean it, oh my god." Peng Yang went back and forth I turned around several times, not knowing whether to look or go out.

Xu Ye was leaning against the bed frame, Xie Zhuo supported the back of his head with one hand, and clamped his waist with the other. Xu Ye didn't even move when he heard Peng Yang's exclamation.

Xie Zhuo looked at Peng Yang, wanted to say something before he was robbed by Xu Ye, Xu Ye was still out of breath, looked at Peng Yang and said: "Don't make a fuss, go out, close the door, thank you. "

Peng Yang quickly nodded and backed away, "Hey, hey, okay, I'm leaving now."

After closing the door, Peng Yang held on tightly to the doorknob, as if he was afraid of being broken in, he was stunned for half a minute.

After half a minute, he regained his composure, and quickly sent a WeChat message to his girlfriend, [I saw you two gods kissing, I was shocked!This is more exciting than watching a man and a woman. 】

Peng Yang wanted to leave at first, but then he thought, no, what if that idiot Qi Zhilang came back after he left for a while?

Peng Yang had lingering fears, but luckily he came back early, otherwise there would have been a fight!

Peng Yang shook his head with emotion.

He is really a peerless roommate, and his heart is broken for the harmony between roommates.

My girlfriend likes to scream a little bit recently, and after screaming, she asked him if he took a picture.

【How could it be possible to take a photo? I accidentally saw it. I came back to care—】

Peng Yang typed halfway.

its not right.

Didn't it mean that Xu Ye had a sore throat and couldn't speak or even take the speaking test?

Just now he didn't make a fuss and went out to close the door, wasn't it Xu Ye?

...does he have a hoarse voice?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-09-1814:27:03~2020-09-1912:08:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 clear speech;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Do you have money to buy 10 bottles of Jinjiang coins today;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!