[Comprehensive] Time and space experience

Qiao Feng was moving things out of the rear compartment, and raised his head in doubt, "This carriage is too weak. I don't think it has a lock, and it seems to be stuck. I didn't expect it to become like this after exerting force. Sister Lan, don't be angry. , I'll bring it back to its original shape."

Yun Lan quickly ran over to stop him, "Don't! Don't! Don't! Hero! Brother! Please don't touch my car!"

Qiao Feng laughed happily, "Sister Lan, you are finally willing to call me big brother again!"

Yun Lan's distressed tears were about to fall, and she sighed in her heart as she touched the deformed car hood, not daring to let Qiao Feng move casually.It was almost dawn when the two went back to their rooms to rest, so Yun Lan had no choice but to call and ask for a day off.After waking up, she used her mobile phone to download the baby cognition online, and let Qiao Feng know the things around her step by step according to the above.

"Brother, you can keep your long hair, but you have to change your outfit. No one will go out in ancient clothes now, and look how hot it is outside, you have worn several layers." Yun Lan said in Qiao Feng's Under strong urging, she put on long-sleeved trousers, not even slippers, and could only wear sneakers that did not show her feet. She felt that she was going to faint from the heat!

"Oh, by the way, your clothes are all dirty, if you want to keep them, you can wash them in the washing machine."

Qiao Feng frowned and looked at the dirty clothes, he really needed to wash them, "Where is the chicken?"

"What chicken?"

"Didn't you say the laundry chicken? Why didn't you hear the cock crowing this morning? The chickens in Pan Bang and Da Song are different, and they can still wash clothes?"

Yun Lan looked at him for a while, then beckoned and led him to the bathroom to pat the old-fashioned double-tub washing machine, "Hey, this is the washing machine, it's a machine, not the kind of chicken you eat."

Qiao Feng touched it carefully, "A machine?"

"The machine is... don't ask so many questions, I will tell you bit by bit, you just need to know how to use these things! It's like turning on the lights and flushing the toilet. You don't need to know why, you can use them if you know how to use them." Okay, do you know? Come on, let’s go watch TV, when I’m at work, just watch TV if you have nothing to do by yourself.”

Yun Lan turned on the TV and realized that she forgot to pay the cable fee. She squatted on the ground and looked through the TV cabinet, "There are no interesting TV programs, and I don't know if this VCD can be used anymore. I'll try it."

"Huh? There are "Sculpture of God" and "Yi Tian" and so on. Although there are only a few discs, you probably haven't seen them, so let's pass the time." Yun Lan wiped the VCD and put it on. Let Yang Guo raise his sword and rush towards the camera.

Qiao Feng was taken aback, and immediately flipped over to the sofa and put on a posture, "Sister Lan, get out of the way!"

Yun Lan couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Brother, this is the TV I just mentioned, this, yes, this is an opera, have you seen an opera? Acting, it's not real, look." She put her hands on the Tapped on the screen, nothing happened.

Qiao Feng frowned and sat back on the sofa, watching the picture on TV seriously.Yun Lan was cooking in the kitchen, and occasionally heard him pointing out that Guo Jing was using the wrong Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. She wondered why Huang Rong was the leader of the Beggars' Gang, and was angry that the Beggars' Gang had declined so much!

Yun Lan was amused by his remarks from time to time, and suddenly felt that it was quite amusing to have an ancient person at home.When she sat down and put the food on the table, she found that Qiao Feng's chest was heaving and he was staring at the screen with tears in his eyes, and his fists were clenched tightly.She looked at the TV, and it turned out that it was saying that Xiangyang City had been breached and Guo Jing and Huang Rong had died.

After the performance of the disc was over, Qiao Feng looked at the remaining disc on the TV cabinet, "What is this about? Sister Lan, look at this."

Yun Lan changed the disc for him, and taught him a lesson so that he can watch it at home by himself. Unfortunately, this disc is playing Zhu Yuanzhang leading the army to overthrow the Yuan Dynasty and establish the Ming Dynasty.After reading it, Qiao Feng frowned and remained silent for a long time.

"Sister Lan, you said they are opera singers, why would the troupe master make up this kind of drama? Does the emperor ignore them and let them act like this?"

Yun Lan now completely believes that he is an ancient person, and she feels that if he pretends not to be so resembling, there will be no flaws at all.It should be difficult for a Song person to suddenly know that the Song Dynasty is gone, right?However, she still used the historical knowledge she could remember to tell him, "The Song Dynasty fell, and then there were the Yuan Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, the Qing Dynasty, the Republic of China, and then now. It has been 1000 years since the Song Dynasty, and now it is the same as before. It's different, there is no emperor, by the way, you must remember that there are no Jiang Hu and beggar gangs now, you must not show your martial arts when you are outside, even if you use moves, don't use your internal strength, or you will be arrested."

"I won't hurt anyone at will."

"It's not about hurting people, it's about martial arts. No one knows martial arts now, let alone internal strength. If you use it, you will be targeted, and you don't have an ID card, er, just a household registration."

Qiao Feng leaned on the sofa dejectedly, "Da Song is dead... why am I still alive? Why did I come here? Why doesn't Sister Lan recognize me?"

Yun Lan felt a little blocked when she heard him muttering to herself, and she was also a little envious of the Lan girl he was talking about. How hard is it to find such an infatuated person in today's society?She has never met a good man who suits her heart.

Yun Lan and Xiaolin spent a lot of effort to get Qiao Feng an ID card. Yun Lan told Xiaolin to keep the matter a secret, and Xiaolin agreed without hesitation, just wanting to see what the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms look like. Yes, but was rejected by Yunlan, "Do you want to see a gorilla?"

Yun Lan has no relatives anymore, she picked up Qiao Feng and came back, she didn't plan to rent a house in the city for the time being, so she and Qiao Feng tidied up the bungalow in the suburbs, replaced everything that needed to be replaced, and added everything that needed to be added. added.When the two got along, Qiao Feng would make troubles from time to time, which made Yun Lan laugh and cry. She started from squeezing toothpaste, and then carefully introduced to him the toilet paper, body wash, hair dryer, refrigerator, water dispenser, etc. at home.Because of the difference between men and women, many jokes were made.

It has been two months since Yunlan taught him simple strokes and pinyin. At this time, Qiao Feng has accepted the reality and no longer calls modern times a foreign country.It's just that he firmly believes that he killed Lan Mei, and Yun Lan is Lan Mei's reincarnation.

Yun Lan is noncommittal about this, after all, with the same name and the same appearance, maybe they really are reincarnations!She just asked him to change his name, and ignored his theory of reincarnation.She provided Qiao Feng with a computer to let him surf the Internet, and specially listed some untrue examples to show him, "Brother, although there is everything on the Internet, not all the information is true. If there is anything you don't understand, just come here." Ask me, after a long time you will understand everything."

Qiao Feng casually clicked on a few webpages, then quickly closed them, his face flushed by the sexy advertisement that popped up on the webpage, "Cough, okay, I see, thank you Lan'er."

Once something has become a habit, it is not easy to change, and people are the same. Yun Lan is used to seeing Qiao Feng practicing martial arts in the yard every morning, used to the old sayings that Qiao Feng occasionally pops up, and used to Qiao Feng calling her Lan'er. Take good care of her...

Xiaolin persuaded Yunlan not to fall into it, and taught Qiao Feng everything in the modern world. She should help him find a job and find a house for him to move out.After all, falling in love and getting married are not child's play. If you find an ancient person, cultural differences, concepts and thoughts are all problems!Yun Lan also knew what Xiaolin said was right, but when she thought about asking Qiao Feng to move away, the two of them would not see each other for ten days and a half months, she felt empty in her heart, she thought, Xiaolin reminded her too late, She was probably already tempted.

Yun Lan has never been a shrinking person. If she is tempted, she should seize the opportunity. So what if there are differences in thinking?There is no difference in thinking when I know those modern people, but hasn't she never been tempted?The only thing that made her difficult was that although Qiao Feng was very kind to her and his eyes were full of admiration, he never confessed his love! !And she herself has never been in a relationship, and she doesn't know how to chase boys at all, so why should she just rush over and say "I like you"!

After her unreliable best friend Xiaolin found out about her troubles, she intercepted a section of cheats on chasing men from the novel and gave it to her. Yun Lan thought it was a classic, and after reading it carefully, she decided to try the above-mentioned tricks one by one.

The first trick: discharge!

Yun Lan walked up and down the room, wiping the ashes for a while, drinking a glass of water for a while, and when Qiao Feng saw it, his eyes were shy and he smiled back with a sunny smile!As a result, an hour later, Qiao Feng asked her suspiciously: "Lan'er, did you meet any happy event today? Is it the... salary increase you mentioned?"

"Ah? No."

"Then why are you smiling so excitedly?"

"..." After drinking too much water, Yun Lan silently turned around and went to the bathroom.

The second trick: beautiful and elegant!

Yun Lan went to a full-body spa, had her hair curled, changed into a new fitted dress, necklace, and high-heeled shoes, and drove back to her residence.She cheered herself up, lifted her bag and walked into the living room with her chest up and her head up. Every movement imitated the white, rich and beautiful women in idol dramas, that's called a tall man!

As a result, Qiao Feng took one look at her and immediately took off his outer shirt and put it on her body, "Lan'er, did you forget to bring your clothes? The temperature has dropped these days, don't freeze."

"..."

The third trick: sweet singing voice!

Yun Lan bought a full set of family karaoke, took Qiao Feng to order songs together, and sang love songs one after another.

In the MV, there were two people kissing... Qiao Feng frowned, picked up the remote control and turned off the TV.

Yun Lan was singing vigorously, she turned her head in a daze, "What's wrong?"

"It's vulgar!"

"..."

Yun Lan thought of the "bright personality", "noble taste", "ambiguous eyes" and so on in the cheat book, she could think of how Qiao Feng would choke her, and immediately ignored everything, stood up and shouted. Shouted, "Why are you so stupid? Do you like me or not?"

"You... Lan'er, how can you say such words?"

"I don't care! Make it clear today, do you like me? Do you want to be my boyfriend?"

Seeing that she seemed to be angry, Qiao Feng stood up at a loss and said, "Lan'er, I, I don't know how to say those words, but in my heart you are my wife."

Yun Lan blushed suddenly, thinking of her stupidity just now, she just wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in.At this moment, Qiao Feng also understood the reason for her strange behavior recently, stepped forward and hugged her in his arms, and whispered in her ear: "Lan'er, marry me, let me accompany you for the rest of my life."

With the warm embrace, the dim light, and the most touching love words, Yun Lan nodded in a daze.It wasn't until Qiao Feng dragged her to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate and came back that she looked at the group photo in the little red book in shock. She, she, she, she was married?She's not in love yet!And when did Qiao Feng understand so much?Can abduct her to marry?The next step is to abduct her to have a baby? !

"Lan'er, I know that obtaining a certificate and a wedding are two different things, but you can only be considered married if you obtain a certificate. Don't worry, the wedding will be done according to your wishes. I will take care of you for the rest of my life, love you, and watch every day with you in the future." out to sunset."

This sentence seems to be the line of the idol drama two days ago!However, looking at Qiao Feng's eyes full of love, Yun Lan silently swallowed the little protest, and slowly leaned over with a blushing face.

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