The Reborn Otaku's Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

Shua Shua Shua, everyone, including the always calm Zhang Su, all looked at Luo Xun eagerly.Luo Xun's expression at this time was calmer than ever, with a calm look: "As long as the color of the blood at the wound does not change, and the color of the meat does not change, you can eat it."

Yes, mutant animals will not be turned into zombies, even if they are bitten by zombies, they will not mutate into zombie animals.Although the wounds bitten and attacked by zombies may contain some zombie viruses, as long as they are cleaned up, or the meat of those wounds is simply cut off, the rest can be eaten after cooking!

After all, in fact, the current water sources have been polluted by zombie viruses, but the water can still be drunk after processing?The mutated plants also contained a small amount of virus, but those vegetative people were fine after eating them.

So this virus seems to be harmless as long as it is below a certain level.

Everyone cheered and burst into tears.It can't be blamed that they haven't seen the world. From last year to today, except when they first arrived at the end of the world and got a job in the army and ate a big pot meal, how long have they not eaten fresh meat? !This bird is so big, they can't be wasted if they are killed! !

Now that the zombies outside have been wiped out, the value of the zombie crystal core, which is usually attractive to everyone, is not as valuable as a paw of this stupid duck!Meat, this is meat! !

With green eyes, a pack of wolves dragged the poor, stupid duck with its head and body separated into the metal shell...

In fact, the size of this duck is exaggerated only after it spreads its wings. After it is actually dragged in, it is placed in this space without any pressure.

Standing next to the duck breast, Wang Duo touched the dead body's hair twice with his salty pig's hand, and smiled obsequiously to please His Royal Highness, "I think the duck feathers are not bad, I will keep some of them later and go back." Make you a duvet for us to cover in winter?"

Queen Zhang looked disgusted: "For such a big duck, the fur on its body must be hard. If you make it into a quilt, you don't think it's too tight to cover it!"

On the other side, He Qiankun hugged the dead duck's thigh tightly: "I want to eat the thigh! I want to eat the thigh!!"

Wu Xin persuaded him from the side: "The duck breast is also good, there is still a burnt hole on the leg you are holding... It seems that it was made when Brother Zhang and Sister Xu teamed up and blasted it down. of."

He Qiankun still hugged the duck's leg tightly and didn't let go: "It's okay, other places are still good except for the wound!"

Yan Fei and Luo Xun were studying the duck's head, knocking here and looking there, and finally Yan Fei transformed a sharp knife and performed a craniotomy on the duck.

"Look! There is indeed a crystal nucleus here, and it's so big!" Luo Xun happily picked up the crystal nucleus that was as big as three of his fists and said happily.

"But none of us can use it...and are there people with such abilities in the base?" The ability of this duck was unknown to everyone before, and the color of this crystal nucleus was also unprecedented.If it’s something common—such as fire, water, etc., even if your team members don’t use it, you can still earn a lot of money by selling it!But now...

It's obviously a baby, but it's useless at all!

The corner of Luo Xun's mouth twitched a few times, and finally put down the crystal nucleus rather unwillingly: "Forget it, it's not bad to keep it as an ornament, let's decompose the duck first!!"

Although the size of this duck is not as big as imagined at first, its meat volume is actually quite exaggerated.At least they couldn't take the whole head away - who made them come out with only three cars this time, and the cars were all crushed?

Luo Xun circled around the huge duck, and made a decisive decision: "Take off the meat, don't leave the internal organs and bones, and try to bring back the rest of the meat!"

"...but duck gizzards, duck hearts are delicious... and duck intestines, which can also be used as lo mei..." He Qiankun drooled and looked at Luo Xun eagerly.

Luo Xun was taken two steps back by his wet and injured animal-like eyesight, his expression was slightly tangled, and he carefully persuaded him: "We can only go back tomorrow, and I don't know if we can keep the meat... The main thing is that we come out I didn't bring much salt with the car..." In this way, there is no way to directly process the meat into semi-finished products on the spot, otherwise I can bring some more back home.

"... What Brother Luo said is that it's a waste." Li Tie struggled for a while, and said that he still decided to support Luo Xun's opinion.

Wu Xin also nodded and persuaded: "Although it was a bit wasted, there is still something to eat, isn't it?"

Xu Mei also said aside: "We can still eat some tonight and tomorrow morning, and we don't want the rest that we don't want!"

Although everyone seems to understand what they said, they can still see their regret and reluctance for waste from their eyes.No way, how long has it been since they have seen fresh meat?

Suddenly, Yan Fei pointed to the driveway on the side: "I can restore our car except for the glass window. I can modify the body while restoring it, such as enlarging the body, increasing the height of the body, and leaving more space Pack meat..."

Before he finished speaking, everyone shouted with their eyes shining brightly: "Good idea!!"

Well, it seems that everyone is very unwilling to leave the meat, bones, and internal organs that cannot be taken away.

Although the blood of a duck can be eaten, this duck has shed a lot of blood in the previous battle, and they don't have anything to solidify it now, so they can only waste it in vain.One point to be seriously stated here is that the blood of mutated animals is like salted fish to zombies, it seems to have no attraction at all, and it is completely incomparable with human blood.However, when studying this phenomenon in the previous life base, they did not find a way to make human blood have this effect. Even the blood of supernatural beings has a strong attraction to zombies, but mutated animals cannot.

With Zhang Su, Xu Mei, and Song Lingling around, they can directly use their abilities to make boiling water, and let the wind-type abilities send the boiling water to scald the whole duck and pluck its hair.

The rest of the people took advantage of the fact that the duck's feathers had been plucked and sharpened their knives with the metal knife that Yan Fei had just remodeled to kill the duck—decompose it!

Fortunately, the weather has gradually turned cooler this time around, especially early in the morning and late at night.The duck meat should not go bad after being left overnight, as long as they leave early tomorrow morning, their harvest will be great.

A large piece of fresh duck meat was picked off. Luo Xun saw that everyone was doing it with high spirits. After thinking about it, he called Yan Fei, who was the calmest, and Xiao Xinran, who had no idea what everyone was excited about. The three of them After observing the situation outside, they went out together - don't forget how many zombies died outside their fortifications, on the battlefield where ducks and zombies used to melee!

This stupid duck almost attracted the attention of all the zombies within its range. The huge cry and the earth-shattering battle sound were farther than Luo Xun and the others' every time they lured monsters.This duck has such a powerful fighting power that so many zombies have died outside, and now they are all lying on the ground waiting for everyone to collect them! !

"Xinran, pile up the corpses and bits and pieces of those zombies in this place, and make a bunker out of it." Xiao Xinran's sand ability, which has been upgraded to level three, is simply her third hand (not derogatory), and this hand is still She doesn't need a hand that is close to its range and its area is extremely exaggerated.As long as the gravel has been sanded, it is all at her disposal.If it weren't for her being too young and her fighting consciousness not yet fully developed, she could use this trick to suffocate a person silently, and then pull him into the bottom of the deserted sandpit, as long as no one deliberately digs Here, the person who has been shattered to death will die quietly without any movement.

Xiao Xinran nodded when she heard the sound, and quickly deserted the ground where the zombies were nearby with bright eyes, and dragged the zombies into a large pit formed by her desertification.

Yan Fei was pulled out by Luo Xun to help as a bodyguard—after all, there are so many zombies dead nearby, God knows which one is not completely dead?

And the facts also proved that some zombies were not completely dead. These half-dead zombies were all killed by Yan Fei with metal one by one, and then dragged by Xiao Xinran to that exaggerated pit.

After all the zombies within sight were dragged in, Luo Xun pulled Yan Fei and poured a lot of gasoline into the pit before calling Xu Mei to light it.While the pit smoldered, they retreated to their metal makeshift structures for the night.

"When the zombies were cleaned up just now, there were some corpses of zombie animals. I guess this duck probably attracted all the human and non-human zombies around." Luo Xun and Yan Fei whispered while sitting in the corner. Regarding this matter, "I'm afraid that if luck is not so bad tonight, there will be no zombie mice coming over. But you still have to be careful."

Yan Fei nodded slightly: "It's still in accordance with the old rules, everyone takes turns to watch the night." Even if it may be relatively safe tonight, everyone should be more vigilant, and not let everyone get into trouble because of a momentary slack.

"Well, they're almost done, let's hang those duck meat in the air for now, and we'll load the car when we leave tomorrow." Seeing the happy voices from the people over there, Luo Xun got up and patted his thighs and walked away past.

Xu Mei and the two deliberately left a large piece of duck meat to add to everyone's dinner.

With the help of Yan Fei, Luo Xun and the others hung almost all the remaining meat under the metal ceiling to dry, so as not to stink after one night.Xu Mei and the others also scalded the duck's viscera with boiling water to make them clear and clean, so that they are more durable and don't worry about them being damaged.

For the sake of this pile of meat that he could eat for a long time, Zhang Su said that he could help ventilate the space overnight to keep the freshness of the meat as much as possible.The others also said that they will definitely guard here carefully tonight, and never let any unexpected situation endanger everyone.

I have to say that in order to eat this kind of meat and drink spicy food for a long time, they also worked very hard.

Xu Mei took Song Lingling with her, and the two took out some seasonings they had brought with them when they went out this time, and began to process the duck meat.

Because everyone was only preparing to come out for one to two days, so we didn't prepare much.Of course, they had some salt in the car just in case.As for the other seasonings...it doesn't matter.Who told them to come out with their pre-made food?It is enough to bring some salt and long-term food just in case.

But even if you only bring some salt, you can still make good ingredients!

After everyone's unanimous vote, everyone decided - bake and eat!

If it is made into barbecue, you only need some salt to taste the most delicious and original taste of the meat.

When the first piece of roasted meat emitted the aroma of meat, everyone in the entire metal defense building focused their attention on Xu Mei and the others.Soon, Li Tie's group of five surrounded them, watching the pieces of bright red meat on the iron plate turn from red to golden after roasting.

After the aroma became more and more intense, Luo Xun and the others, who were relatively calm, couldn't sit still any longer. They got up and walked over one after another, calling them to help, in fact to observe closely and be ready to grab meat at any time...

When grilling, the taste of duck meat is not as obvious as that of beef and mutton, and it does not have as much oil as pork belly and chicken wings. Even making duck into roast duck requires adding various seasonings to make it taste delicious.But now, here, nearly a year after the end of the world, this usually tasteless duck meat has suddenly become a delicacy in the world.

"This is meat!!"

"No, no, no."

"Why didn't I think duck meat was so delicious before? The first 20 years were wasted."

"Yeah, delicious, really fragrant."

"It's a pity that there is no cumin and chili rice, otherwise it will be more delicious..."

"Be content, it's good to have something to eat!"

The golden-yellow skin is fried from the duck’s own fat, and it makes a tempting sound of sizzling on the iron plate. All the members of the otaku team sit around the iron plate, with a plate next to each person, which is full of cuts. Meat slices - they decided it would be quicker to grill them themselves!Just stop torturing your spirit.Moreover, the two ladies were surrounded by everyone watching the barbecue, and the pressure was quite high.As for the food they brought out from the base...Huh?Where did those things go?

When Zhang Su snatched a piece of roasted meat from Luo Xun's side again, Luo Xun finally couldn't bear it anymore: "You will die if you roast and eat it yourself! Every time you steal it from me! The last time I didn't snatch it from the base celebration banquet." enough?!"

Zhang Su raised his eyebrows, and blew on the sliced ​​meat leisurely, with a smug expression on his face, the old god put the piece of meat into his mouth, vaguely: "You have never heard of it, If you don’t rob you, who will you rob?”

Luo Xun was almost choked to death by his own saliva, covered his mouth and turned his head to cough for a long time before pointing at Zhang Su blushingly: "There are too many sufferers in the base! Why don't you snatch them now that the whole people are capable of disturbing the base? !"

Zhang Su raised his eyebrows and gave him a coquettish sideways look: "How can they be closer than you? And how can those people be as cute as Captain Luo?"

Captain Luo, who was called "cute", started to smoke from his head, and the chopsticks pointed in the direction of Zhang Su, and he couldn't make a sound for a while. They were obviously arguing about the meat grab, so why did they turn to such a weird topic?And, cute?But your sister's love! "Laozi is a man! A man! You are cute, and your whole family is cute!!"

Zhang Su's eyebrows and eyes were curved, and he smiled sweetly: "Thank you for the compliment." He didn't care what Luo Xun said about him, and he would not lose a piece of meat.

Yan Fei quickly rescued the roasted meat in front of Luo Xun before Zhang Su moved his chopsticks and put it into Luo Xun's bowl, and patted him on the shoulder: "Eat, don't talk to him, people are crazy."可爱嘛~，尤其炸毛的时候，不然他早就揍总欺负自家爱人的章溯一顿给自家亲爱的出气了。

Then Luo Xun turned to Zhang Su again and bowed his head to eat meat. He had been arguing with this guy for three days and three nights, and it was more affordable to keep his own meat and eat it quickly.

Usually, at the dinner table, everyone would smile and watch the two bicker while eating, but now...all of them bowed their heads and ate bitterly, letting the two of them quarrel, as for the jokes, wait until they are full A slow aftertaste after drinking enough is enough.

Everyone ate until their stomachs were swollen, but the rows of duck meat hanging above their heads were still there.

Everyone started to stand up for the dead body while assigning their hands to take turns to watch the night. It is a rare day after the end of the world to be able to eat meat so full and then go to sleep directly. It is really happy...

At six o'clock the next morning, everyone got up. Xu Mei, Song Lingling and Xiao Xinran picked up the crystal nuclei left in the zombie pit that burned most of the night last night.The rest of the people picked up the meat and loaded it into the car under Yan Fei's fall.

It seems that yesterday's duck really attracted all the nearby zombies. Last night, they were not attacked at all.

The capacity of almost every car was enlarged by Yan Fei, and everyone picked the duck meat one at a time and put it in a new, clean metal box specially made by Yan Fei.In the end, even a layer of storage space was added to the roof to barely fit these things.

All the meat was put into the metal box inside the car. The skin of this box is very thin, and the gray-black inconspicuous box can hardly see what is inside from the outside, so it will reduce some troubles when entering the base. No trouble - after all, the base will not take a car to check everything, but only use the equipment that scans the zombie virus equipment.

Outside, with the help of Xiao Xinran's ability, the three ladies quickly collected all the crystal nuclei, and the piled up appearance looked really exaggerated.

After loading the duck meat, in order to prevent the meat from spoiling, everyone unanimously decided to go back to the base first, leaving the cores to be handed over to the base mission, and the remaining crystal cores will be counted and distributed slowly after returning.

After hiding the metal plates outside, everyone started their engines and accelerated towards the base. Almost everyone felt anxious.

Luo Xun is also relatively worried now. He knows that the meat of mutant animals can be eaten, but he doesn't know if anyone in the base is eating the meat of mutant animals... After all, it will be after the spring of next year that mutant animals will appear on a large scale. Although it seems that there are already mutated animals in many places this year, he doesn't know if the people in the base have ever hunted mutated animals?Have you ever eaten the meat of this kind of animal?

In fact, he was not very nervous when he entered the base, because now the base does not check what is installed in each vehicle one by one, but after returning to the base, if the smell is too strong when he cooks at home, he will definitely attract people. concerns of others.

Even if others didn't think of what kind of meat they ate, it is possible to mobilize their greed because of these thoughts.Although they are not afraid now, they don't want to guard against and catch thieves every day. Living like that is too tiring.

When entering the base, everyone did not encounter any accidents. The staff who were responsible for checking whether there were people infected by the virus just scanned roughly outside the car and directly let the water-type superpowers come over and rush the car.After the inspection, Luo Xun and the others went to the side to hand in the task items, and then took their car back to the community.

Because the meat was all packed in thin metal boxes, Yan Fei could directly control the whole box to "fly" up the stairs beside them. Everyone climbed two more stairs, and the duck meat was all intact. Shipped up! !

"Fridge, refrigerator... Brother Luo, is the refrigerator not enough?" After climbing upstairs, everyone realized the problem and looked at Luo Xun nervously.

Luo Xun's expression was very calm at this time: "Put all the boxes in an empty room, go and get the salt used for pickling vegetables earlier." What are you afraid of if there is not enough space in the refrigerator?He can handle these ducks without a refrigerator at all!

Part of the duck meat is divided and sealed in the refrigerators of each household. Except for the freezers in the corridors that are specially used to freeze poisonous mushrooms, almost all the freezers of the refrigerators have a lot of duck meat.

As for the leftover meat... With Luo Xun here, everyone realized that the meat can still be preserved like this...

Well, they have also seen the so-called "air-dried, wind-dried chicken and wind-duck" in some novels, but who would deliberately check what these things are when reading a book?How to do it?It is only now when I follow Luo Xun that I know that the difficulty of making dried and bacon is not too high, and everyone can do it by themselves.

Cut the duck meat into long strips, apply salt evenly on the skin, hang it in a ventilated and cool place for storage, and you can get air-dried duck meat that can be preserved for a long time.

As for the bacon, it takes a little more trouble to make it. You need to stir-fry the peppercorns, add salt and stir-fry, and take them out to cool after frying.Rub the duck meat with pepper, salt, and sugar, put it into a pottery or porcelain jar, press it well, turn it over once a day, take it out in about two days, hang it with a rope in a cool place to dry, and smoke it into golden yellow after half-drying , and then hang it in a cool place for long-term storage.

Although the taste will be better in this way, corresponding tools are needed when smoking, which is more troublesome to do.Moreover, the previous refrigerator and air-dried meat accounted for the vast majority of the total, so Luo Xun only set aside a small part to make bacon, and taught Xu Mei and Song Lingling that these things can make the two girls feel better in the future. Take it easy when you have free time during the day.