The Reborn Otaku's Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

Yan Fei's expression seemed indifferent, but his mind kept turning the favorite posts he saw on Li Tie's phone just now.Li Tie has a quick mind. Before he found this post, before the apocalypse came, and before those moderators deleted this post, he quickly took screenshots of all the posts above. Fortunately, his action was very practical, otherwise the apocalypse I couldn’t find these things after I disconnected from the Internet—God knows which city is the server that stores these things?Where is it stored?What's more, there are still those administrators who owe money and IQ are troublesome!

Although he only read it roughly, Yan Fei was obviously shocked by the content. The self-made distillation equipment, the method of self-growing vegetables and food, how to prevent at home, how to deal with zombies, etc. familiar...

Following Luo Xun into the room, looking at the strings of dried chickens, ducks, bacon and sausages hanging on the ceiling, my heart was moved again.

A good-for-nothing otaku, an otaku...could it be him?

This idea came out of nowhere, although Yan Fei knew that it would not be surprising if Luo Xun had seen that post before the end of the world, or just after the end of the world. There is nothing unusual about experimenting with these things.But Yan Fei still felt a little weird, how could it be such a coincidence?And the things in this room...some are too "rich".

Luo Xun walked to the edge of the balcony, carefully inspected the small nest of quails, squeezed some mealworms with tweezers and threw them in, added some grains, added a lot of water to the quails, and then turned around and began to inspect the quails on the balcony. The growth of various vegetables, the mouth is not idle: "I don't know how many days I will go out this time, only the little guy is at home..."

When the little guy heard Luo Xun call its name, although he didn't understand what he meant, he ran over erratically, circling around his feet, twirling, weightless, and slantingly hitting the balcony glass. Fell a butt pier.

"It should be enough to give it enough dog food and water." Looking at the little thing that has grown up a bit these days, Yan Fei also felt a little headache.This little thing is lovely, but if they're going to be out for a long time, it can be a bit of a problem at home by itself.It's okay if the time is short, but God knows what will happen if the time is long.

Luo Xun thought for a while and finally decided: "Block the balcony and the second floor, let it play freely in the house." Even if it bites the sofa, urinates and defecates, it can only be tolerated, after all, the size of the cage is not small. , but the amount of food and water that can be put in it is not too much. If it is mischievous and knocked over, I may only see a dead dog when I come back a few days late.

Glancing at Luo Xun, Yan Feiyou dispelled that unrealistic idea. If Luo Xun is really that waste wood house, and the waste wood house really has predicted disasters, or is simply reborn from the apocalypse, then he How could you bring such a "trouble"?Even if this "trouble" has the effect of intimidating others... wait, intimidating?

Remembering what Luo Xun said last time, those who came to trouble him were scared away by the barking of dogs, so it may not be completely useless for him to do so...

"What's the matter? What are you thinking about?" Luo Xun didn't know when he had already finished his work on the first floor, and when he was about to go up to the second floor, he found Yan Fei who was still standing at the door in a daze. Back to soul.

Yan Fei regained his composure, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "I'm thinking about what to look for and where to look for it when I go out this time."

With his smile, Luo Xun's eyes dazzled from the laughter, and he shifted his eyes and coughed in embarrassment: "Let's make a list later, and look for a nearby map by the way."

After finishing the flowers and plants at home, the two of them really took a map, and one of them started to study together at the table on the first floor: "Floors, wallpapers, clothes... If it is convenient, it is best to get some pvc pipes, plastic pipes, etc. Come back from the basket and use the balcony next door, even if you can’t find it, it doesn’t matter, anyway, there are spares here. You don’t need electrical appliances, they are all here..." Luo Xun was thinking and writing in his notebook draw.

Yan Fei gave him advice with great interest: "There are also underwear, tableware, toiletries..."

"Do you want something for beauty and hairdressing? Young Master." Luo Xun rolled his eyes.

"Do you think I need those?" Yan Fei snorted. When he was rebellious in his adolescence, he once had the extreme idea of ​​simply disfiguring his face, but he was forced back by reason.But his face was born this way, no matter how sissy he used those facial cleansers, skin creams, etc., he was willing to run on the road of shemale without turning back. How could he take the initiative to do so?

But no matter how he disregards the care of his own skin, his skin is still much better than most men, and the sincerity of never having acne or anything else is enough.

Seeing Yan Fei's discoloration, Luo Xun quickly took back what he said just now: "Hey, of course you need underwear and so on, toothpaste and toothbrush are also necessary, and by the way, you also need to get some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar..." Some things are at home. Although there are, but now that there are two people around, he naturally needs to think more about it.

Seeing that Luo Xun was moving towards the top of the housewife's shopping list, Yan Fei crossed his hands in front of his chest, and when he stopped to think at a certain stage, he smiled and said: "Okay, she has the qualities of a good wife and mother. "

Luo Xun's brain didn't come to his senses for a while, and he was stunned for a long time before realizing that he was being laughed at by Yan Fei, and he raised his hand angrily to pinch him: "Who is a good wife and mother? You look more like you, right?"

How could Yan Fei be angry with a person who blew up his hair?He bent his eyes and grabbed the fist he swung, and pushed him onto the sofa instead: "From your behavior, you are more suitable for this condition."

The two were relatively close, and the distance between the tips of their noses was no more than ten centimeters, which made Luo Xun's heart beat as if on a motor again, and his face began to turn red.Yan Fei let go of his hand as if there was nothing before he exploded completely: "I won't think about furniture for the time being, but when I can get some metal, steel plates and so on, I can build something. Even if it is made into furniture, it can be changed into something else later.”

Luo Xun, who was almost agitated by him being so far away and near, took several deep breaths to calm down his anger. After thinking about the fact that he was not as strong as this man with a beautiful face, he nodded after thinking: "Yes, it's more cost-effective to get these things back." Yan Fei has a metal-type ability, he can change the shape of the items at will, and can completely use one thing for multiple purposes.If his room is filled with all kinds of things made of metal, even if someone suddenly rushes in, he can use the fastest speed to turn all the things in the room into his weapons.

If you put it this way... "That's right! You can also put more metal things in this room. You can remodel it later, and even if we are not at home, we can use metal to completely protect the inside of the house!" For example, the gate and so on! "

Yan Fei glanced at him sideways, with a half-smile on his face, that's what he planned to do, only one dog at home is not so safe, and the doors and windows have to be protected to get out Don't worry, if there are not many plants and animals in the house, wouldn't it be easier to completely seal them with metal?

"In that case, we might as well open up this place and the next door when we come back! Seal the door here, and use the other side to go in and out. It doesn't matter if it's a little rougher." In this way, even if the landlord of this house wants to return to this room As for the house, just ask Yan Fei to seal the hole in the middle with metal!Even if those people come back, Luo Xun really doesn't want to give up this house...

Yan Fei raised his hand, and patted him on the shoulder naturally: "First write down the things you need to buy tomorrow, and I will seal the door of the house when we leave."

Luo Xun had been out with Fatty and the others for the past few days, and he was relatively used to hooking shoulders and backs between boys, but he didn't notice anything wrong with his movements for a while, and he didn't even care about it now that he was excited. , raised his hand and hurriedly wrote what he could think of and what he needed to get.

Because of discussing what to pay attention to when going out one night and the next day, and various coping methods after encountering zombies, advanced zombies, and zombie animals, Luo Xun slept deeply all night. When he was woken up by the alarm clock the next day, he found that He fell asleep and rolled into the middle of the bed, almost touching Yan Fei's face when he raised his head.

When Yan Fei woke up from his sleep and opened his eyes, he heard a "plop"...

"Why did you roll on the floor again?" Yan Fei yawned, looking sleepily at Luo Xun who just sat up from the floor and was rubbing his lower back with a dark face.

Luo Xun laughed awkwardly, bent over and rushed into the bathroom with his head down.The sleepiness on Yan Fei's face at the back dissipated, and a slightly treacherous smile appeared on his face.

The little guy downstairs who heard the movement once again "barked" towards the ceiling in extreme excitement, jumping around in the cage.

Luo Xun stood at the gate in shock, looking at the tall black steel plates in front of him, tightly blocking every inch of the corner.

Yan Fei looked around in great satisfaction before looking at Luo Xun: "How is it? Are you still satisfied?"

"Satisfied, must be satisfied." Luo Xun nodded quickly, and looked at Yan Fei enthusiastically, little stars appeared in his eyes.God, this is the ability of metal-type supernatural beings!Anytime, anywhere, as long as there are materials, you can build a steel city wall at will!

The entrance of Luo Xun's room is a small compartment, the compartment door opens to the living room on the first floor, and now with Yan Fei's assistance, even if the gate of his house is violently destroyed, and others enter, it can only be closed. A very strong "steel wall" can be seen. What makes people vomit blood is that this steel wall completely wraps up this small compartment. Even if others violently demolish the entire compartment, there is nothing they can do. go in.Except for metal-type supernatural users of the same series, almost no one can dismantle it in a short time.

In addition to the gate, Yan Fei also protected all the window frames and walls of the balcony. Fortunately, this room was filled with tempered glass, and its strength was so strong that Luo Xun felt at ease. Plants can also grow in the sun smoothly.

Several solar panels are placed on the open space of the balcony and terrace, which are directly connected to the small water pumps, which can automatically supply oxygen to the plants in the home.The solar panels on the shelf outside the window have been brought in by Luo Xun, so as not to be taken away.

The quails have been moved from the original small fish tank to a large glass fiber reinforced plastic - this thing was originally sold for the aquarium in the store. The glass is float glass and the thickness is very thick, enough for these little things to toss in it .

A thick layer of soil was spread on the bottom of the glass tank, and some small stones and pebbles were sprinkled on top of it. Luo Xun also transplanted some vegetables into it for the quails to eat. Can peck and eat by itself.A lot of mealworms were thrown into the soil, and several small water basins were half-buried in the soil, and then a small nest was built. The whole fish tank was made like a miniature garden, enough for these quails to toss in it.

Half of the quail's nest is on the balcony, which can be exposed to the sun during the day, and half is indoors.

As for another important member of the family - the little guy.Luo Xun directly packed up the things that were afraid of being damaged in the living room, and asked Yan Fei to block the little ones and some things that were afraid of touching and might be dangerous with a half-person-high steel wall, and then directly opened a large bag of dog food, Poured into a giant plastic bin.The height of the box is not high, but the width is relatively large. With the appetite of the little guy, the dog food inside is enough for the little guy to eat for more than a month or two.

In the same way, water was used to fill a full box and cover the lid.Two holes are opened on one side of the box, and two pipes are connected to a small water basin. This is a water basin modified by using the siphon principle. The small water basin and the large water tank are fixed together with glue.Luo Xun didn't want to find out that the small water basin was pushed away and the whole room was filled with water when he came back.

Things at home were barely arranged, so the two of them went downstairs first with a few iron plates and put the things in their car... Well, that's right, a few iron plates, steel plates.Although you can directly bring a large number of crossbows and arrows that Yan Fei made before, the two decided to bring some raw materials in addition to the finished products after some research, in case there are any unexpected situations on the road that Yan Fei can use at any time. Come defend yourself.

His ability is metal, so he can use it anytime as long as he has metal products around him. Even as long as they go to the urban area, there must be something he can use and use. But what about the road?Gotta bring something for self-defense, right?Otherwise, Yan Fei wouldn't have to dismantle the car they were driving and use it as a weapon if they encountered danger on the road, right?After that, they could only walk slowly on two legs.

After putting the things away, the two of them went upstairs again and knocked on the door of 1601. As soon as the door opened, Luo Xun was shocked to take half a step back: "Are you... from Arabia?"

He Qiankun, who was in the lead, straightened his stomach - he probably wanted to puff out his chest. "For safety after going out? We will also look for helmets when we go out this time, and learn from you."