Classmate, he always spread dog food with the tyrant

Xiao Langyin was pressing Nian En, but Qi You was joking with Wei Jiuchao.

"Are you disabled at the eighth level?" Qi You watched Wei Jiuchao's struggle to pinch the peanuts in the scallops, and sneered mercilessly: "Picking peanuts is like juggling."

Wei Jiuchao stopped his chopsticks depressedly, and said directly: "It's hard to pick, okay? There are maids who make vegetables at home, so why do I need to do it myself?"

Qi You directly picked up the chopsticks and peanuts and was about to stuff them into Wei Jiuchao's mouth with a smile: "It's really young master, open your mouth, I'll serve you."

Everyone laughed, Wei Jiuchao blushed and opened his mouth to take it.

Suddenly, I heard the tyrant's cold voice from a distance: "Qi You!"

The two words were full of deterrent warnings, Qi You was so frightened that his hands shook, and the peanuts in the middle of the chopsticks gurgled and rolled pitifully to the corner of the table.

Qi You was not in the mood to take care of poor peanuts, and timidly raised his eyes to look at Yong Chi, the tyrant's face turned black, and he looked coldly at his hand holding chopsticks.

Qi You shivered lightly. He thought that there were more than a hundred supervisors present, and he was far away from Yong Chi, so he didn't need to pay too much attention to his words and deeds.

Unexpectedly, the tyrant puts a table full of delicacies instead of watching and tasting, but keeps a close eye on him...

He was afraid that the tyrant would throw out a word, so he hurriedly shouted timidly: "Your Majesty..."

Just at this time, the eunuch Chuancai shouted loudly: "This dish: roasted cow."

A little eunuch came up with a small cart. On the cart was a whole roasted calf with a fragrant aroma. This was the main dish of this banquet. There were other dishes on every table, but there was only one serving of this dish. For the emperor and his close ministers to enjoy.

As soon as the eunuch pushing the dish trolley came in, he felt that the atmosphere was not right. He was so frightened that he stood there at a loss.

The cows have been marinated with special spices, the heat is in place, and the meat is full of fragrance, which attracts Qi You's mouth, and he can't help but sneak a look.

Seeing his greedy and miserable little eyes, Yong Chi lost half of his anger, and said coldly, "Stand over here and try the dishes for me!"

The prison students present gasped and looked at Qi You sympathetically.Trying dishes has always been the work of eunuchs and maids. Although the Imperial College students have no fame now, they will be officials in the future, and they always pay attention to dignity... His Majesty actually asked Qi You to do this kind of thing in public. After a few years, Qi You will enter In the court, this matter is a joke between the court and the public...

Guozijian Jijiu's expression was not good, and His Majesty also slapped him in the face for letting the students do such chores in front of him.But at the moment, what else can I do, I just said softly to Qi You: "Qi You, Your Majesty asked you to come and taste the dishes, and you still don't accept the order?"

Qi You stood up, bit his lips, walked over and responded obediently: "Your Majesty, I obey the order."

Yong Chi watched him get farther and farther away from the prison students, and walked to his side step by step, his face became better.

The serving eunuch stuffed chopsticks into Qi You's hand, signaling him to taste the new dishes. It has always been a rule that there is no place for the person who serves the test dishes. Qi You took a small tray and stood pitifully eating the roasted tender beef .

Yong Chi waited for a while with a cold face, but there was still no one seated around him. He caught a glimpse of Qi You still standing, and said coldly, "Who told you to eat standing up?"

Jijiu was stunned: Could it be impossible to kneel...

Cui Luan gloated and watched the excitement, hoping that Qi You would lose face again.

Unexpectedly, Yong Chi glanced at Qi You again, and said emphatically, "Sit down and eat!" Qi You's long eyelashes trembled slightly, holding the bowl with two paws, and sat beside Yong Chi.It's too good to be true.

Trying dishes is indeed a humble job, but if you sit next to the emperor and try dishes...

The expressions on everyone's faces gradually changed, and for a moment they couldn't figure out whether the emperor Qiyou was humiliating him as a slave, or he was getting close to him as a servant...

Jijiu also breathed a sigh of relief. In his opinion, although His Majesty's move was a bit excessive, it did not embarrass people too much after all. He smiled and said to Yongchi as usual: "Qi You has been smart since he was a child. He is also a good student in the hall, he is good at reciting books, and he writes excellent strategies and theories.

Immediately, Qi You's mind recalled the rhetoric of the bustard in the TV series when he was soliciting customers, and felt that the sentence structure of offering wine was almost exactly the same as theirs, only the tone and content were slightly adjusted.

Seeing Yong Chi looking towards him, Qi You hurriedly showed a professional smirk.

"And your Majesty, don't care about Jiang Sizheng's words just now, Qi You is a well-behaved child, and has always been the most lovable."

The corners of Yong Chi's lips curled up slightly: "I know."

Yong Chi still brought the emperor's head crown and jade belt during the meal. After the grilled cow and other dishes were finished, he said coldly: "I'm a little tired, go change first."

Qi You had never seen someone who had to go back to change clothes in the middle of a meal, but under Yong Chi's oppressive eyes, he had no choice but to stand up, waved goodbye to the dishes angrily, and left the table behind Yong Chi.

Cui Luan looked at Qi You and couldn't stop shaking his head. Compared with trying dishes, serving and changing clothes was more humiliating. How else could Li Bai order Gao Lishi to take off his boots when he was drunk?

The classmates immediately cast sympathetic attention to Qi You, thinking that Qi You's tolerance for humiliation was comparable to that of Goujian Sima Qian.

Outside, Xiao Langyin, who was pressing Nian En, raised his head, and happened to see Qi You following His Majesty to the side hall where the clothes were changed. Although His Majesty's face was cold, the corners of his mouth always had a slight upward curve.

Xiao Langyin stood where he was, his pupils constricted...

Seeing that he didn't speak, Nian En hurriedly said: "My lord, if you don't have anything to say, I'll leave first. I'm busy during the banquet. I'm afraid there won't be enough people. I'll pay more attention to what you ask in the future. When I have news, I will..."

Xiao Langyin's eyes fell on the backs of the two leaving, and he interrupted him coldly: "No need."

In the side hall, Yong Chi opened his hands, and the sleeves of the complicated dragon robe hung down with his arms. He looked at Qi You: "Come here."

"Your Majesty..." Qi You shrank his neck. He never thought that Yong Chi would be so straightforward, and even stretched his arms to ask him for a hug: "This is not good, after all, he is in the Imperial College."

Let him change his clothes and give him a place?Yong Chi showed displeasure on his face: "Serving me is Qi Qing's duty, so why do we have to push back on such a trivial matter?"

Qi You was stunned, and his ears blushed quietly. In the original book, the two of them have already slept together, not to mention that he had promised him that he would enter the palace to be favored after Chunwei, and if he became... the male pet , it is indeed a duty to serve the monarch in bed, and it is indeed not a big deal to hug her...

Now that you have promised a tyrant, you have to bite the bullet and get used to your new identity.

Qi You stepped forward, Yong Chi was a head and a half taller than him, he stood on tiptoe jerky, and hugged the emperor's awe-inspiring body cowardly.

Yong Chi paused, looking down at the young master who offered to throw himself into his arms. He shrank into a ball, his warm cheek pressed against the majestic coiled dragon embroidered with gold silk on his chest, as if he was a little boy praying for the love of the gods. animal.

Yong Chi lowered his arms, surprise and bewilderment flashed in his eyes, but then he lowered his arms, and slowly hugged the body in his arms with the same jerky appearance as Qi You.

"Your Majesty..." Sensing the restraint of Yong Chi's arm, Qi You's heart beat suddenly: "It's time to change clothes."

Yong Chi's face remained calm: "I originally asked you to untie the jade belt."

Qi You: "...Huh?"

There was a trace of embarrassment in Qi You's eyes, and he was busy keeping a distance from Yong Chi.

However, Yong Chi's arms were bound around him like iron tongs, and he couldn't break free at all. Qi You's ears burned in shame, "Your Majesty, it's the minister who misunderstood the meaning and offended His Majesty."

Raising his eyes, Yong Chi's black eyes looked at him playfully, and the corners of his lips curled up triumphantly: "If you make a mistake, you will make a mistake, I think it is not bad."

Qi You's ears were reddish, and he stretched out his hand to feel for the jade belt buckle around Yong Chi's waist. Qi You had never untied such a complicated and precious jade belt, let alone being held in Yong Chi's arms, his heart was beating fast, the dog emperor She didn't help him at all, and just lifted her chin slightly in leisure time, enjoying his embarrassment.

"You are going to enter the palace in the future, and the jade belt can't be tied well. How can you serve me?" Yong Chi looked at Qi You's well-behaved head. : "You have to study hard."

"I have to learn how to serve the bed and tie a jade belt." Qi You was wronged, especially wronged: "Why do I have to learn so many things?"

I have already waited on the bed, can't I teach this little thing to the palace servants?

The four words "learning to serve the bed" are too attractive, causing Yong Chi's eyes to darken immediately, his Adam's apple moved slightly, and he stretched out his hand to pat Qi You's lower back: "Qi Qing has to distinguish between priorities, and learn to serve the bed before you can do it." It's your business, it's settled, and it's not impossible for me to tie Qi Qing's belt."

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Sure enough, he is a dog man who only cares about the bed!snort!

But judging from Yong Chi's tone, sleeping in bed seems to be a kind of work, similar to changing clothes and presenting memorials.Qi You was suddenly blessed, and came up with another solution to test: "Your Majesty, if the subject is still not good at serving the bed after studying, can Your Majesty entrust this matter to someone else?"

The arc of Yong Chi's lips froze, and he said coldly: "Then what is Qi Qing doing?"

"Chen... I can use other services to pay for it. I change clothes for your majesty, fan you, rub your shoulders for your majesty..." Qi You searched pitifully, thinking about the usual way of serving others: "I can also massage acupuncture points for your majesty." relieve fatigue..."

"It's all the work of the eunuch." Yong Chi interrupted coldly, staring into his eyes thoughtfully: "It seems that Qi Qing wants to change his identity?"

"I don't want to." Qi You shook his head in fright, almost biting his tongue in anxiety: "I will learn from you in the future."

Yong Chi's eyebrows stretched, and then he nodded in satisfaction: "Since the wine sacrifices say that Qi Qing is studious and intelligent, it's hard for you to think about it."

"Perhaps...the minister is not talented in this area." Qi You coughed twice, and opened his mouth with difficulty: "The minister is afraid...to delay His Majesty..."

This is true, Qi You has known his sexual orientation since he was a child, but he has never met a suitable person, let alone going to bed, he has never even held hands and kissed.

He really can't stand the heavy responsibility of serving the bed...

What's more frightening is that Yong Chi didn't intend to discuss with others at all, and just stared at him wholeheartedly, he must have high hopes for him...

If at that time his clumsiness makes the tyrant lose his interest, the consequences will be disastrous.

Yong Chi laughed this time, patted his waist and said in a low voice: "Then I will make up for you this lesson."

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