Forced to become a black young master in Hong Kong, I just want to win the Nobel Prize

"Why, don't you believe it?" Osamu Dazai glanced at the audience, still with a cold expression, and sneered with disdain, "Have you never seen a person whose hobby is suicide?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Dazai Mochizuki: I was stunned.

The leader Jaixian Xuexue who just finished reading "No Man in the World" written by the writer Dazai Osamu in the parallel world has used the character design of the writer Dazai Osamu. What's even more frightening is that these heroic spirits feel that there is nothing wrong with the common sense bestowed by the Holy Grail.

But... what the hell is this? ? ?The wish of the servant is to commit suicide, and the wish of the master is to see his servant commit suicide? ? ?The Mancai team didn't dare to play tricks like this! ?

"It's a lie!" Weber retorted subconsciously after hearing this.

However, Weber thought about it carefully, even if it was a lie, he shouldn’t say such an absurd reason, and if he wanted to make it up, he should make up a more reasonable reason, right?

The statement of this wish is so bizarre that...it's weirdly true? ? ?

...What the hell is the Assasin group doing!This style of painting is too weird, right? !

Saber subconsciously wanted to refute, but the common sense given to her by the Holy Grail made it difficult for her to refute.

There are indeed rumors that the literary giant Osamu Dazai committed suicide several times, found someone to commit suicide several times, and even committed suicide in the end. Originally, he was mentally depressed and pursued self-destruction, but if it is explained that this hobby is suicide... It seems Can you explain it?

Wait, where did he get his assassin job title?The job descriptions of Heroic Spirits are all related to the anecdotes and legends of his life. For example, Diarmuid’s job description is suitable for Saber, and she is also suitable for Lancer—could it be that this assassin means "assassinate himself?" By"?

... Isn't this too weird? ? ?

When the weirdness reached its end, it became believable instead. The inner activities of Saber and Weber were instantly synchronized.

Not to mention, other people say this is a fantasy, only Dazai Osamu, a writer who is suspected of suffering from depression and committed suicide many times before his death, has a strange credibility.

Dazai Mochizuki also confessed: "Yes, that's right, that's it."

Mr. Saber: "..."

Iskandar: "Um..."

This... There are various purposes for competing for the Holy Grail. It cannot be said that this is impossible... although this sounds ridiculous.

Lancer was also very speechless: "...Then how did you become a Heroic Spirit entrusted to the Holy Grail? And this kind of wish is not a wish that needs the Holy Grail to be fulfilled, right?"

Dazai Mochizuki showed a Buddha-like expression, and he was about to hold a cup of tea in his hand: "But, I can't summon Dazai Osamu without the Holy Grail."

"..." What you said makes sense.

Mochizuki has said that, even if the others are full of complaints, they can only temporarily believe that this is the truth.

But after talking for such a short time, some people obviously couldn't wait.

"Huh, it's really ridiculous." Kenneth, the master of Lancer who was hiding in the dark, was full of sarcasm, boasting with the pride of an orthodox magician. He despises these guys who regard the war for the Holy Grail as something that can be played and joked at will. .To make them mess up like this, even he who took part in the Holy Grail War seemed cheap, "Since you want to die so much, then you should die immediately."

Lancer froze for a moment when he heard this, as if surprised by the sharpness of the Master.

However, Osamu Dazai, who had always had an advanced and world-weary face, was not displeased when he heard Kenneth's even rude words. He raised his eyes and glanced at a place in the dark night that seemed to be empty.

"Hmm..." Kenneth, who was hiding in the dark, was seen through the hiding place, and took a step back tensely.

... An assassin is an assassin, and those eyes are sharper than a cat's at night.

Lancer's face sank, and his figure moved a few steps silently, skillfully shifting to a position convenient for protecting the Master from Assasin's attack.

Dazai Mochizuki's reaction was much stronger than Dazai Osamu's.

She could see that she didn't want Nissan to be insulted in front of her.

She frowned and pinched her waist with both hands: "What are you talking about! It's not a decent style to hide your head and tail. Why, the master who is a heroic spirit dare not even fight head-on? Huh, third-rate master!"

"Tsk... what do you guys understand?!" As expected, Kenneth was provoked and angry. The Mr. Magician didn't hear Weber's data exposure to Dazai Mochizuki because he was too far away, and he himself It was not enough to see through Dazai Mochizuki's data, so he took Dazai Mochizuki as a nonsense joke.

"But laymen, do you think the Holy Grail War is a game?! Hmph—this is the secret principle of being a magician. If you keep clamoring, I will let you know what magicians kill each other. , know the true cruelty and horror of the Holy Grail War!"

"Oh, is that so?" Dazai Mochizuki raised his eyebrows, moved his eyes deliberately showing a provocative expression, and smirked, "I'm really sorry, your self-righteous secret is more defenseless to me than being naked. Anyway, I also have the personality recognized as a goddess, the night is my home field, and everything under the night has nowhere to hide for me."

Dazai Mochizuki suddenly pointed to the direction Dazai Osamu was looking at just now—to the roof and said, "I can see you clearly."

Kenneth's expression turned pale immediately.

But Dazai Mochizuki's fingers didn't stop after revealing Kenneth's position, and then clicked a few more places: "Not only you, but also the master of Berserker hiding over there, the one who is hiding underground and listening to this side." Archer's Master. And...the two of you." Dazai Mochizuki pointed at one point at the end, his voice became much colder, "It's very impolite to point a gun at someone, I warn you once, if you do it again, it will be regarded as a provocation."

Several Masters who were named became vigilant, and Emiya Kiritsugu who was warned even had a drop of cold sweat on his expressionless face.

Among them, Kenneth was the most vigilant and annoyed. If Dazai Mochizuki hadn't pointed it out, he wouldn't have even noticed that two sneaky people had already touched him.He gritted his teeth and gave a "tsk".

Lancer was a little nervous when he realized that the Master was in danger, but his wish was to be loyal to the Master after all, so he also said to the Master who defended him: "Be careful, your words and deeds have offended my Master. My master is a very good master."

Dazai Mochizuki has the advantage of not being angry, she doesn't have that kind of childish provocation towards Lancer.

She curled her lips, but still insisted: "If there is no comparison, it may be true. But I know a master who is the best in the world. She is a powerful master who controls more than [-] heroic spirits. In order to regain humanity Fighting in several rumored belts. She has always fought side by side with Heroic Spirit, and she is a lord with super commanding power and a reliable comrade-in-arms to Heroic Spirit. Even the arrogant king of Uruk has recognized her."

She raised her eyebrows: "Don't say anything else, just say this last one, can your Master do it?"

Lancer: "..."

It's really impossible...but is there really a master who can control more than [-] heroic spirits?

Not to mention anything else, how could she supply the magic power of so many heroic spirits?This is simply inhuman.

To be honest, as a warrior in Celtic mythology, Diarmuid is more inclined to a master who can fight side by side. Of course, he doesn't think it is bad to command his master from the rear now, but just like his past master Finn , Finn is also a powerful and brave peerless knight.

He clenched his guns tightly and did not answer Mochizuki's question.

And hearing what Dazai Mochizuki said, Gilgamesh, who was another party involved, just snorted softly and didn't deny it, which undoubtedly acquiesced in Dazai Mochizuki's words.

Of course, when everyone present heard that there was a master who was truly recognized by Jin Glitter, there was still a tinge of disbelief in their hearts. After all, the level of arrogance of that king was unparalleled in the world.This is the second time that the master recognized by Jin Xingxian has been mentioned, and they have a little curiosity about the girl named Lixiang in their hearts.

But even though it was the truth, Gilgamesh was still upset when he was mentioned.

"Now I remember your status as a goddess? Tell me, why do you act like a goddess? The shabby air all over your body is so ridiculous! You actually went to seek refuge with other heroic spirits for economic problems—you Do you guys want to laugh at me so you can get my treasure? If that’s the case, you’ve already achieved half the battle!" Gilgamesh had a real smile on his face, but this guy with snake-like vertical pupils The King of Heroes looked arrogant and contemptuous, so that the smile seemed a bit unpleasant.

Gilgamesh raised his head and looked down at Dazai Mochizuki, even to the "goddess" he still had this attitude, he practiced what he said, "How can you become a king without arrogance".

"For the sake of making me happy, heh, ask me for rewards. My treasury contains all the treasures in the world. Ask me for anything you want!" Gilgamesh snorted. , "Facing this king and looking for that bastard, your vision is still as bad as ever!"

Dazai Mochizuki: =-=

She looked at Gilgamesh again with the look of a subway grandfather looking at his phone, and then resolutely refused: "No! Even if I want something from the Gate of Babylon one day, I might as well ask Enkidu, anyway You have shared the treasure with Xiaoen." Then she replied angrily, "—or I went to find Lixiang, didn't you also give Lixiang the Wang Lv key and let her use your treasure house as she pleases. "

Gilgamesh snorted, but just as he was about to say something, his movements suddenly froze, and he looked into the distance with a full expression of embarrassment and anger: "You want me to retreat based on your advice? How dare you, Shichen... "

Hearing the tone of Gilgamesh's words, no one could not believe that the master of this guy was in bad luck.

But Dazai Mochizuki opened her mouth slightly, looking completely surprised, and then she looked at Gilgamesh with sympathy and subtlety in her eyes, as if to say that you are such an arrogant person but you are being dominated by others , Such a big gap made her feel a little embarrassed.

"...What's your expression?" Gilgamesh slowed down his pace of leaving. Being looked at in such a way by someone, more precisely, by an acquaintance, Gilgamesh became even more angry.

Dazai Mochizuki was in a much more subtle mood, and he was not so annoying when he talked to Gilgamesh: "Well... I'm just a little surprised, after all, with a follower like you, your master shouldn't take you to run straight Suppressing the battlefield? Tell you to retreat with a command spell... Although I understand that this is a prudent approach for the "secret principle" of magicians, I still feel that this master is a little too small on you."

She recalled Tachika's evaluation of Gilgamesh when chatting with Hinata Mochizuki in the rare daily memory of Uruk, and then concluded: "After all, the only thing that can defeat you is your own carelessness. If you are serious, you are invincible." of."

"Hmph—you still have eyes." The corners of Gilgamesh's lips curled up slightly, as if he was very satisfied.

But Dazai Mochizuki added another knife: "But even so, you were called back by that Tosaka Tokiomi."

Gilgamesh's expression darkened in an instant, and there was a trace of anger and coldness in his eyes, but facing Dazai Mochizuki who was looking back innocently, the corners of Gilgamesh's lips curled up again, and he said with a sneer: "By Considering that I was disrespected by my subordinates, you, a confused goddess who can't remember where her home is, is ashamed as much."

"..." Dazai Mochizuki was startled, and his expression was unbelievable for a moment, "...Wait, you just peeked at me with clairvoyance, didn't you!?"