Express delivery is a high-risk occupation

Feng Yuan's eyebrows moved slightly, his eyes swept over the three wine glasses that looked similar, and he picked up the leftmost glass of 300-year-old Baihua Niang and put it to his lips.

His fingers were slender and well-proportioned, with perfect proportions, and his fair complexion against the red glow lamp was really beautiful.

Xu Mu was stunned before he knew it, and he was stunned for a few seconds before remembering to ask Feng Yuan, "What does it taste like after drinking it?"

"Smell?" Feng Yuan's eyebrows slightly raised, his amber eyes turned to Xu Mu, just after taking a shower, his body was still wet with water vapor, which softened the usual high-cold energy, "fresh and cold , the aftertaste is mixed with dozens of floral fragrances."

The villain in Xu Mu's heart squatted on the ground and bit his handkerchief in distress. It sounds like a normal smell of alcohol, so 300 years old is useless?

"Then you try this glass." The courier boy was only down for two seconds, quickly regained his morale, and actively handed the glass of wine in the middle to Feng Yuan. It doesn't matter, there are two more chances.

Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows wordlessly, and readily took the wine glass for a second drink.

Xu Mu stared at Feng Yuan expectantly, "What's the taste this time?"

Feng Yuan lowered his eyes and thought about it for two seconds, "The taste is a bit more mellow than the last cup, but the aftertaste is similar."

Well, it looks like another 100 years of wasted work.

The courier boy's brows, eyes and mouth corners drooped, and he was extremely sad, "Why is your past life so difficult to dream about?"

"What did you dream about?" Feng Yuan rubbed his head amusedly.

"Don't mention how miserable it is. It's the Nth power of sadness for the listener." Xu Mu was heartbroken when he thought of that dream, and described it to him with a lot of resentment.

Brother betrayed?Feng Yuan lowered his eyes thoughtfully, thinking to himself.

"And this glass." Xu Mu, who had been hit twice, stared at the last glass of wine for a few seconds, gritted his teeth for the last time, and simply handed the glass to his male god. There was no response for 300 years or 400 years. , can only try another 500 years.

Feng Yuan cooperatively picked up the cup, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp. The line from the jaw to the collarbone undulated and stretched like a picture, stretching along the slightly stretched neckline of the bathrobe to the enviable chest and lower abdomen.

There is no harm without comparison.

Looking at Feng Yuan's chocolate-like hard abs, and then thinking about his pudding-like soft belly, the courier boy looked hopeless.

"There is more spiciness, out of three glasses, the second one tastes the best." This time there was no interview with Xu Mu, Feng Yuan very proactively provided the taste of the wine.

Xu Mu: ……………

Who told you to taste wine so seriously?

You haven’t had a baby for 300 years. Did you fall asleep while queuing at the Naihe Bridge in your last life?

All in all, after drinking three glasses, the only thing that can be concluded is that the male god can drink quite well.

During lunch break the next day, when Xu Mu and Xu Tao returned to the dormitory after eating, they saw that their desk was full of things, almost covering the bookshelves.

"What are these?" Xu Mu looked at the pile of things in surprise.

Zheng Linsheng was drying clothes on the balcony, and he poked his head out when he heard the sound, "The black bags at the bottom were collected for you yesterday, and the ones above were carried over from your aunt when you came back just now."

The things on the table are roughly divided into two categories, one is wrapped in black plastic bags, there are about four or five, and the other is paper bags with uniform styles, there are more than a dozen kinds of large and small.Xu Mu casually picked up the simple and unsophisticated bag tied with paper strings, it was light in weight, and the label on the lower left corner said "Dragon Eye".Picking up another pack, the word "Bird's Nest" was pasted on the same position.It looks like the paper bag is full of supplements?

The aura of local tyrants coming from this shop......

Feng Yuan would definitely not send things to the aunt downstairs. The only one in the school who knew that he was injured and needed to repair his body and was so willing to spend money was the little fox.

Reminiscent of this awkward way of handling, Xu Mu took out his phone and sent Wu Bing a text message, [Thank you for the tonic! 】

[I just accidentally bought too much. 】

Xu Mu could feel the little fox's raised chin through the mobile phone, this arrogant temperament is no one else!

【How is your body recovering? 】Thinking about the scene of that night now, I am really a little scared. If Feng Yuan came a few seconds later, it would be unimaginable.

【very good. 】

Xu Mu: ……………

The topic stopper is talking about guys like little foxes.

Several black packaging bags were sent from other places, the recipient was him, and the sender was Shi Kai.

Shi Kai... seems to be Qin Mian's manager?

The courier brother opened a package casually, and it was full of pecans.

[You sent me pecans? 】Xu Mu sent Qin Mian a message and added a "thank you" emoji.

[Thank you, there is nothing in this mountain, just a bunch of green food that is said to be pure natural and pollution-free, you want nothing else!Eating green food every day makes my face green. 】Qin Mian sent a voice message and complained endlessly.The TV series he starred in has already started filming, and now he is going to shoot in the mountains. It is said that the mobile phone only has two bars of signal every day when he climbs to the top of the mountain.

[Green food is healthy. ] If I remember correctly, last time Qin Mian also said that the director asked him to lose weight.

[Life without junk food is incomplete! 】Qin Mian muttered angrily, his life is really miserable.

[Otherwise, I'll send you an express delivery? 】Xu Mu suggested.

[The director asked me to lose weight, (ㄒoㄒ)~~]

Xu Mu: ……………

He finally understood that this guy was just complaining.

Xu Mu climbed to the upper bunk and lay down, so he didn't sleep at all, and chatted with Qin Mian to relieve his mood, and then searched the Internet for three breaths and seven roots, but unfortunately there was no news on the Internet.

He thought about it, and then changed the keyword to search for past life memories, and a bunch of hypnotic psychics popped up on the Internet, which made him dizzy.There was no message in Water God's post, but there was an unread message in the private message.

【Are you looking for the water god or the river map? 】

River map?

Xu Mu did a quick search, and there are two explanations for the river map on the Internet. One is connected with Luoshu, which is said to be engraved on the body of a dragon and horse, and is the source of Fuxi's comprehension of gossip; The river map is the treasure dedicated by the water god to Dayu for water control.

So, this person should be referring to the latter?

Xu Mu frowned. He didn't want to deal with flood disasters, so why would he want this thing?Then I replied to that person's message, 【Find Water God. 】

As soon as he finished his return, Qian Liang happily rushed in the door and knocked on Xu Mu's bed frame, "Brothers, our film club organizes a private movie tonight. I have four free tickets, do you want to come?"

Xu Tao on the upper bunk turned over, "I'm going to practice at night."

"What movie?" After catching the word "Free", Xu Mu was willing to give Qian Liang half a look.

"Monster Hunt."

Xu Mu ruthlessly pushed his hand away, turned over and continued chatting with Qin Mian.

Depend on!Never watch it!Now I have an allergic reaction to the word catching monsters.

After school, Xu Mu went straight to the delivery point as usual, no more, no less, today's package was exactly fifty pieces.

In charge of this area for three months, many people shop as frequently as thunderstorms in Qingping Lane, coming and going every three days.After going back and forth, Xu Mu, who often came to deliver packages, gradually became acquainted with the regular customers on the express list, and also had a lot of inexplicable tasks.Such as part-time errands, part-time garbage and the like.

In order to pursue a full five-point praise record, for the daily salary, and in line with the principle that the customer is the Jade Emperor, as long as it is not particularly outrageous, the courier brother basically responds to requests.

Of course, the weirdest ones must be the monsters and adults in Qingping Lane.

The girls from Sifang Tea House like to study various freshly squeezed vegetable juices recently, and they prefer to find Xu Mu, who delivers the express, to try out new flavors.At the beginning, it was relatively normal carrot juice, tomato juice, and cherry juice.Later, at some point, it became a dark series, such as black pepper-flavored carrot juice, mustard-flavored vegetable juice, and chili-flavored grape juice. Xu Mu was so scared that she didn’t dare to pass by her door for a while. .

The otaku who loves to play games doesn't inspect the goods at all now. When he sees Xu Mu, he always asks him to take the seal from the table and stamp the receipt.But when he was busy downloading the dungeon, he would ask Xu Mu to play a game of Lianliankan among a pile of jade bracelets, guessing which two bracelets belong to the same piece of material.If you make a mistake, you have to help look at the store for half an hour.

Unfortunately, in the eyes of the courier, the bracelets in the horse racing cabinet all look like twin brothers. Trying to distinguish the bracelets carved from the same seed material is not as difficult as climbing the sky, it is simply as difficult as swallowing the sky. You have to do volunteer work for half an hour before leaving.

Calligraphy and painting are the hardest-hit areas for fakes, and the owner of the calligraphy and painting shop is keen to eliminate fakes. However, his method of destroying fakes is very primitive, not burning, but tearing, with bare hands.

If Xu Mu consulted him about calligraphy and painting, depending on the complexity of each question, he would need to help the owner of the calligraphy and painting shop tear up five or fifty fakes.

Like the past incident with the wax paper, Xu Mu tore up twenty fakes to pay off the debt.

It was getting dark, Xu Mu rushed to Qingping Lane with the last three items, and volunteered for the houseboys for half an hour as usual. When he left, Qingping Lane had already opened a shady market, and several orange-red wind lanterns were scattered and stretched.

Xu Mu frowned, turned the handlebar, and wanted to leave quickly.I don't know if it's an illusion, but every time he arrives in Kaiyin City, he always feels that the temperature in Qingping Lane will plummet, and the wind can blow up goose bumps on his arms.

Walking to the entrance of the alley, he suddenly found that the ghost gate of No. [-] was closed, and the two white paper lanterns dangling at the gate were pale and pale. It's a little thicker than before.

The window facing the street where Bai Wu often appeared was opened in a figure-eight shape, and there was no figure in a white suit, but a little guy in a light yellow satin robe.

The little guy was dressed like a sachet, and looked very luxurious, with light gold dragon-shaped patterns embroidered on the cuffs and collar, and a gold collar hanging around his neck. The collar hung in the middle was not the usual longevity lock, but It is a long and narrow piece of jade in the shape of a wat board, with five or six hollow gold coins hanging on each side, and the jade belt board around the waist is also carved in the shape of gold coins, echoing the pendant on the collar.

[One gets one, one two gets two, two one gets one, two two gets five. 】The little guy was sitting on the windowsill, carrying his back in a childish voice.He tried his best to straighten his small body, and sat upright on the wide wooden window sill where Bai Wuchang drank milk tea last time. Unfortunately, his stature was too short, and his two short legs could only hang in mid-air pitifully and flutter a few times.

Two two makes five?

Xu Mu glanced at him in surprise, your arithmetic was taught by your physical education teacher?

[Great, you really understand. 】The little guy clapped his chin proudly, two beautiful dimples appeared on his chubby cheeks.

He looked about four or five years old, his skin was so tender that water could be squeezed out, and his black hair covered his forehead softly, looking soft and cute.Only the two nimble eyes were as bright as stars, shining with a clever and cunning light.

Xu Mu: ……………

what's the situation?He did it on purpose?

The little guy looked at him cheerfully, the two dimples on his cheeks became more and more obvious, 【It will be much more convenient if you understand ghost language. 】

ghost language!

Pretending not to hear, it was too late, Xu Mu stopped the car and looked at the window sill where he was sitting.That's right, this little guy sitting here with a big face must have come from the underworld. Heiwuchang has long said that a living soul cannot enter the gate of hell.

"Could it be that you are the child of Black and White Wuchang?" Xu Mu asked suspiciously. It was strange, as if he had never heard of Hei Wuchang or Bai Wuchang having children!

[Hey, Uncle Xie and Uncle Fan have a child? 】The little guy blinked his big eyes innocently, and his white and tender face had an expression of "how come the baby doesn't know about such a big newsbook".

Always felt as if he knew something he shouldn't know, the courier boy covered his forehead with a headache, "Actually, I didn't mean that, I just wanted to ask if you are a child of Heiwuchang or Baiwuchang?"

【Hey, human language is really difficult, I need to learn more. ] The little guy rubbed his fleshy chin in distress.

The king?

Xu Mu took a closer look at his attire again, and asked hesitantly, "Who the hell are you?"

[Stupid, can't you see this? 】The little guy shook his clothes with his chubby little hands, straightened his back, and looked like "isn't this obvious?" 【This king is the future Yan Jun. 】

"You are the little Hades?" Xu Mu looked around in surprise, how could the little Hades come to the gate of hell alone?

【This king is one hundred and five years old, much older than you! 】The little guy said unconvinced.This king is so powerful and domineering, how dare you despise him!Come and worship soon!If you don't come here again, after you die, you must hit two hundred boards first.

The courier brother silently looked at the little guy's short legs dangling in the air.

It took a hundred and five years to grow so tall, you really look... calm.

"Then, Lord Little Hades, why are you here?" Xu Mu stepped off the small three-wheeled wheel, trying to coax him with a respectful look. Just now, this little guy deliberately tried it out, could it be that something is wrong?This little guy has a noble status, so it's better to follow along.

The little guy's dangling short legs paused, and the corners of his eyes lowered unnaturally, 【This king... Come out to play. 】

"There are many prefecture-level monsters living in this street. It's too dangerous for you to be alone here, my lord. I'd better contact the two lords of Black and White Wuchang for you!" Xu Mu asked tentatively when he saw that he was uncomfortable. .You are the little Hades, but you appear alone at the gate of hell, no matter how you look at it, you seem to have sneaked out!

[Don't...] The little guy raised his head anxiously, and was about to object with righteous words, when he bumped into Xu Mu's flickering eyes, and suddenly realized that this man was deceiving him!

Uncle Xie is right, human beings are indeed the most treacherous in the Three Realms!

The little Hades stared at Xu Mu with big glazed eyes, 【You lied to me! 】

"To each other, to each other," you didn't mean to lie to me just now!Xu Mu couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch his chubby face, um, it feels really good, but it's a bit cold, "Tell me, did you sneak out?"

[This king didn't sneak away, this king ran away from home! 】Being aboveboard in front of the executive officer... slipped away.The little guy slapped his disrespectful paw off his face angrily, saying that human beings are afraid of ghosts!Why is this person imitating Uncle Xie's fault and pinching my face?

"Run away from home?" The courier brother cooperated with him and changed the word, "Why did you run away from home?"

【What do you know? 】The little guy raised his pale eyebrows aggrievedly, and moved his sitting position uncomfortably. Thinking of this, the slap print on his buttocks seemed to hurt again, and his voice unconsciously complained, 【This king is just playing The game time was a little longer, and my father beat me when my father was not around!He even smashed the tablet that Uncle Xie gave me! 】

This king is the future boss of the underworld, domestic violence and the like must not be tolerated!

Xu Mu: ……………

It's father and father and father, your generations in the underworld are really chaotic.

"So you ran away from home?"

[Well,] Xiao Yan Wang nodded, his chubby jaw moved, [I wanted to go to the devil world to play, but then I met a little black cat and a little silver dragon fighting. Watching, I forgot to run away from home and followed them here. 】

Xu Mu: ……………

Are you lost?

"So you deliberately drew my attention just now, what do you want to do with me?" Xu Mu touched the little guy's head, he didn't know the way back to the underworld, Feng Yuan should know, right?

[I almost forgot the business, you are a little Taoist surnamed Xu, right?Ben Wang heard Uncle Xie mentioned you. ] The little guy slapped his hands, there are four small dimples on the back of his white and tender hands.

"Bai Wuchang mentioned me to you?" Why did Bai Wuchang mention himself to Little Hades?The courier boy was very surprised.

【Uncle Xie said that you burned a lot of things for him. 】Little Yama's glass-like eyes are shining, with anticipation, 【Can you help me buy a new tablet computer? 】

"Buy a tablet?"

【Yes, my father smashed my tablet, and I haven't played any games online yet. 】Little Hades looked at his fleshy fingers aggrievedly.

"You mean the kind made of paper?" Xu Mu asked confusedly, he only burned clothes for Bai Wuchang, how did he burn the tablet?

【I don’t want fake products made of paper. I have plenty of money. Help me buy a real tablet computer and burn it. 】Little Hades looked at Xu Mu with contempt, and patted the purse on his waist in a wealthy manner.

"Are you sure you can burn it?" Xu Mu frowned. He remembered that there was a fruit machine store just across the street from Qingping Lane, but he didn't know if it was closed at this time.

【certainly.Uncle Xie's set was burned to him by someone else. 】The little guy nodded resolutely, and said to Xu Mudao with a serious face, 【You are right to please me now, when I grow up and become as wise and powerful as my father, it will be too late for you to please me . 】

Xu Mu: ……………

I'm really not in a hurry, I'll reincarnate ten more times, I'm afraid your father and king will still be firmly seated in the seat of Hades.

【Go quickly. 】Little Hades urged him anxiously.

Xu Mu sighed, and had no choice but to get on the tricycle to find the fruit machine store.Fortunately, the store is still open.As a competent purchasing agent, Xu Mu carefully compared the online and store prices, and cut off another 150 yuan from the price tag before he paid for it.

He forgot to take money from Little Hades. Fortunately, when he got a new phone last time, Feng Yuan helped him open a mobile bank, and he could transfer money directly.

Xiao Yan Wang hugged the tablet computer that Xu Mushao gave him and patted it twice in satisfaction, then generously took out 1 yuan from his purse, 【The extra will be your reward from this king. 】

Xu Mu looked at the 1 yuan with green light, his eyelids twitched wildly, and a bad premonition suddenly surged in his heart, "Wait, isn't your purse full of ghost coins?"