"Professor, can you date me?"
"Has your IQ been thrown into the black hole next to your parent star?"
Bian Junen viciously tapped on the phone screen to enter these two sentences, and then added some other words of his own.After pressing the send button, a headline that blinded countless people's eyes suddenly appeared on the school forum.
Professor, your little friend from your home planet finally knows that you are so venomous!
It has been almost a month since I got acquainted with the professor and then... I was unilaterally poisoned.From the cold violence I was subjected to at the beginning to now as a girl who still has the heart of a girl, I have been hit in various ways. I am really exhausted physically and mentally...
In fact, for me personally, it is only a second to ask the professor to associate with me on a whim.It's just that I suddenly feel lonely for a hundred years, it's better to find someone by my side...
Can!yes!What did he say? ! 'Has your IQ been thrown into a black hole next to your parent star? ' Simply unforgivable!This girl has worked so hard to have children for you, but you actually say such things!
For help.
Girl, I just want to associate with you, how can I say this to be accepted?
Immediately after taking back the phone, I feel refreshed!Bian Junen stretched his waist, and made a face in the direction where Dou Minjun left.
Damn, at first girl I just wanted to go home.They are all from the mother planet, so why is he the only one who knows the way and date to go home!Finally caught by Do Min Joon's humor? [Error] Funny? 【Big Mistake】Treating differently? [Big Mistake] Impressed, is this the result? !
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Bian Junen opened the webpage impatiently.
If there was no dirty words in this typical post abandoned by the heartless man, she would never scold Bian Yunhan for being heartless!
1L: What's the situation?Is the clean place of the school forum finally about to be poisoned by campus romance writers?
2L: Seek the truth!The same plot at eight o'clock (￣﹣￣)
3L: What do these mean?The infatuated girl was abandoned by the heartless guy?Miss, [One Hundred Years of Solitude] is a misnomer?Decisively exclude the Chinese department.
4L: Are there any girls nowadays who are dumped first instead of being dumped first o_O||
5L: Reply to the fourth floor: What do you mean?Are we girls messing with you?
6L: Reply to the fifth floor: I don’t mean anything, it’s just that you don’t get it wrong. ┐（─__─）┌
7L: 4L's words are indeed a bit ambiguous, don't mind the 5L girl.I guess he didn't mean anything else.
8L: Wait, I always feel that everyone has missed the point since the first floor...
9L: The lady from the host said she was a professor...teacher-student relationship...the school is going to be busy for a long time again...fried chicken sticks!
10L: Lecturers should also be classified as professors by girls...First exclude female lecturers. According to the current girls' perspective, lecturers over 35 years old can be excluded first.Calculated in this way... there are not many left.
11L: Wait... Something suddenly occurred to me.Cool love tells me I'm not alone!
12L: 11L Trust me, you're not alone.
13L: +1
14L: +ID card number
The corner of Bian Junen's mouth twitched, borrowing 1L and 3L, what's the situation?What does this mean? !Girl, what I want to hear are words of accusation and words of consolation, and the book of chasing boys...the building is crooked enough.
15L: I always feel that you are going off topic...
16L: Yo!OK!Mrs. Professor!
17L: Hey!Hurrah!Mrs. Professor!
18L: Hi!good ha!Mrs. Professor!
Bian Junen, who was inexplicably crowned as the wife of a professor, said that she was not happy at all, frowning and tapping the phone screen a few times...
19L: ...I am not the professor's wife, did I admit the wrong person?I just came here for help on how to become Mrs. Professor^_^"
20L: Please don't be modest!Be sure to accept our overtures and let Teacher Dou Minjun show mercy to our grades!
……
After a while of dead silence, the post unexpectedly turned into a crusade post.
21L: 20L idiot who told you to say it!If you don't do it, you won't die, you know? !
22L: Same as 21L!Don't you know the forum's most taboo name?Junior?For the younger students, come to the school gate at 4:[-] p.m. to challenge each other!If you're a junior, come over and pour me a cup of tea, and I'll forgive you~
23L: 20L After you said that, have you ever wondered if the professor will make us all F!
24L: 20L has successfully filled the hatred value for himself.
……
"Pfft ha ha ha! It can't be any more funny! Song Yi, you really should read that post, I didn't know that the professor's students are so cute before! Ha ha ha!" and become unstable.
Qian Songyi hastily took the cup from Bian Junen's hand, took out a piece of paper and slapped Bian Junen's face to interrupt her laughter. "Before? You've only been in the class for a few days. It's really amazing that you have made the school forum your world after only one class, huh?"
Hearing the dissatisfaction in his friend's tone, Bian Junen hastily stopped laughing. "Okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth. I didn't explain it because I was sick..." Bian Junen scratched his head in embarrassment, not daring to look directly at Qian Songyi. "Big, probably sleepwalking."
"Eh? Sleepwalking?" Qian Songyi exclaimed.She and Bian Junen have known each other for so many years, and have shared a lot of experiences in the same bed, but they have never discovered that the other party has this bad habit. "Are you kidding me? Why didn't I know?"
"Hmm. Actually, actually..."
"Say it!"
"Actually, I was late for the class... The professor said that my credits would be deducted, but Song Yi, you should know. President Li said that I must earn enough credits before I can restart using my script... So I Just before falling asleep, I was thinking..." Seeing Qian Songyi's curious expression, Bian Junen closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. "I was thinking, if I dated the professor, maybe he would forgive me! If it's just a friend, he doesn't seem to be so talkative..."
"Well, this is thinking day by day and dreaming at night, right?"
"It's not night..."
"Shut up!" Qian Songyi didn't look at her friend's face about to die, and knocked her on the head with her index finger. "It's really stupid! How could you want to use such a method! How is this different from the unspoken rules in the entertainment industry!"
"I'm sorry. Hiccup—" Bian Junen hurriedly covered his mouth.what's the situation? "I, hiccup, what am I, hiccup, situation."
"It should be because the laughter just now was too hasty, hurry up and drink some water to press it."
"Thanks, hiccups, thank you."
The two fumbled around for a while before suppressing Bian Junen's 'hiccup'.Both of them fell down on the big bed in big characters, their heads put their heads together and smiled at each other.
When he was about to fall asleep, a phone call woke Bian Junen up, and he opened his eyes to see Qian Songyi frowning and waving his arms in the air as if to make a noise.Seeing this, Bian Junen hurriedly covered the receiver, and walked out of the bedroom lightly.
The connect key was pressed.
"Hi, I'm Bian Junen."
"Master, I worked hard to save money outside to support you, but you dare to hook up with wild men when I'm not around..."
Wait, what's the situation with this cool, handsome and domineering tone.Except for the cool and handsome professor, she has never met anyone who talks like this...
"Uh? Did you dial the wrong number?"
Hearing that man's tone, it seems that his woman climbed the wall during the window of time when he left... A moment of silence.However, at the same time, Bian Junen was also sure that he really didn't know this person, this...a bit of a dick.
"...Oh, it's me."
He only heard a chuckle on the phone, and his tone was much gentler.This made Bian Junen confirm the fact that this person... She really knows him.but……
"Go away." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.
Bastard boy, this is the consequence of not answering her words before!Bear her anger well!
The author has something to say: It seems like it hasn't been updated for a long time. 【Watch the sky】
"Has your IQ been thrown into the black hole next to your parent star?"
Bian Junen viciously tapped on the phone screen to enter these two sentences, and then added some other words of his own.After pressing the send button, a headline that blinded countless people's eyes suddenly appeared on the school forum.
Professor, your little friend from your home planet finally knows that you are so venomous!
It has been almost a month since I got acquainted with the professor and then... I was unilaterally poisoned.From the cold violence I was subjected to at the beginning to now as a girl who still has the heart of a girl, I have been hit in various ways. I am really exhausted physically and mentally...
In fact, for me personally, it is only a second to ask the professor to associate with me on a whim.It's just that I suddenly feel lonely for a hundred years, it's better to find someone by my side...
Can!yes!What did he say? ! 'Has your IQ been thrown into a black hole next to your parent star? ' Simply unforgivable!This girl has worked so hard to have children for you, but you actually say such things!
For help.
Girl, I just want to associate with you, how can I say this to be accepted?
Immediately after taking back the phone, I feel refreshed!Bian Junen stretched his waist, and made a face in the direction where Dou Minjun left.
Damn, at first girl I just wanted to go home.They are all from the mother planet, so why is he the only one who knows the way and date to go home!Finally caught by Do Min Joon's humor? [Error] Funny? 【Big Mistake】Treating differently? [Big Mistake] Impressed, is this the result? !
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Bian Junen opened the webpage impatiently.
If there was no dirty words in this typical post abandoned by the heartless man, she would never scold Bian Yunhan for being heartless!
1L: What's the situation?Is the clean place of the school forum finally about to be poisoned by campus romance writers?
2L: Seek the truth!The same plot at eight o'clock (￣﹣￣)
3L: What do these mean?The infatuated girl was abandoned by the heartless guy?Miss, [One Hundred Years of Solitude] is a misnomer?Decisively exclude the Chinese department.
4L: Are there any girls nowadays who are dumped first instead of being dumped first o_O||
5L: Reply to the fourth floor: What do you mean?Are we girls messing with you?
6L: Reply to the fifth floor: I don’t mean anything, it’s just that you don’t get it wrong. ┐（─__─）┌
7L: 4L's words are indeed a bit ambiguous, don't mind the 5L girl.I guess he didn't mean anything else.
8L: Wait, I always feel that everyone has missed the point since the first floor...
9L: The lady from the host said she was a professor...teacher-student relationship...the school is going to be busy for a long time again...fried chicken sticks!
10L: Lecturers should also be classified as professors by girls...First exclude female lecturers. According to the current girls' perspective, lecturers over 35 years old can be excluded first.Calculated in this way... there are not many left.
11L: Wait... Something suddenly occurred to me.Cool love tells me I'm not alone!
12L: 11L Trust me, you're not alone.
13L: +1
14L: +ID card number
The corner of Bian Junen's mouth twitched, borrowing 1L and 3L, what's the situation?What does this mean? !Girl, what I want to hear are words of accusation and words of consolation, and the book of chasing boys...the building is crooked enough.
15L: I always feel that you are going off topic...
16L: Yo!OK!Mrs. Professor!
17L: Hey!Hurrah!Mrs. Professor!
18L: Hi!good ha!Mrs. Professor!
Bian Junen, who was inexplicably crowned as the wife of a professor, said that she was not happy at all, frowning and tapping the phone screen a few times...
19L: ...I am not the professor's wife, did I admit the wrong person?I just came here for help on how to become Mrs. Professor^_^"
20L: Please don't be modest!Be sure to accept our overtures and let Teacher Dou Minjun show mercy to our grades!
……
After a while of dead silence, the post unexpectedly turned into a crusade post.
21L: 20L idiot who told you to say it!If you don't do it, you won't die, you know? !
22L: Same as 21L!Don't you know the forum's most taboo name?Junior?For the younger students, come to the school gate at 4:[-] p.m. to challenge each other!If you're a junior, come over and pour me a cup of tea, and I'll forgive you~
23L: 20L After you said that, have you ever wondered if the professor will make us all F!
24L: 20L has successfully filled the hatred value for himself.
……
"Pfft ha ha ha! It can't be any more funny! Song Yi, you really should read that post, I didn't know that the professor's students are so cute before! Ha ha ha!" and become unstable.
Qian Songyi hastily took the cup from Bian Junen's hand, took out a piece of paper and slapped Bian Junen's face to interrupt her laughter. "Before? You've only been in the class for a few days. It's really amazing that you have made the school forum your world after only one class, huh?"
Hearing the dissatisfaction in his friend's tone, Bian Junen hastily stopped laughing. "Okay, okay, I'll tell you the truth. I didn't explain it because I was sick..." Bian Junen scratched his head in embarrassment, not daring to look directly at Qian Songyi. "Big, probably sleepwalking."
"Eh? Sleepwalking?" Qian Songyi exclaimed.She and Bian Junen have known each other for so many years, and have shared a lot of experiences in the same bed, but they have never discovered that the other party has this bad habit. "Are you kidding me? Why didn't I know?"
"Hmm. Actually, actually..."
"Say it!"
"Actually, I was late for the class... The professor said that my credits would be deducted, but Song Yi, you should know. President Li said that I must earn enough credits before I can restart using my script... So I Just before falling asleep, I was thinking..." Seeing Qian Songyi's curious expression, Bian Junen closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. "I was thinking, if I dated the professor, maybe he would forgive me! If it's just a friend, he doesn't seem to be so talkative..."
"Well, this is thinking day by day and dreaming at night, right?"
"It's not night..."
"Shut up!" Qian Songyi didn't look at her friend's face about to die, and knocked her on the head with her index finger. "It's really stupid! How could you want to use such a method! How is this different from the unspoken rules in the entertainment industry!"
"I'm sorry. Hiccup—" Bian Junen hurriedly covered his mouth.what's the situation? "I, hiccup, what am I, hiccup, situation."
"It should be because the laughter just now was too hasty, hurry up and drink some water to press it."
"Thanks, hiccups, thank you."
The two fumbled around for a while before suppressing Bian Junen's 'hiccup'.Both of them fell down on the big bed in big characters, their heads put their heads together and smiled at each other.
When he was about to fall asleep, a phone call woke Bian Junen up, and he opened his eyes to see Qian Songyi frowning and waving his arms in the air as if to make a noise.Seeing this, Bian Junen hurriedly covered the receiver, and walked out of the bedroom lightly.
The connect key was pressed.
"Hi, I'm Bian Junen."
"Master, I worked hard to save money outside to support you, but you dare to hook up with wild men when I'm not around..."
Wait, what's the situation with this cool, handsome and domineering tone.Except for the cool and handsome professor, she has never met anyone who talks like this...
"Uh? Did you dial the wrong number?"
Hearing that man's tone, it seems that his woman climbed the wall during the window of time when he left... A moment of silence.However, at the same time, Bian Junen was also sure that he really didn't know this person, this...a bit of a dick.
"...Oh, it's me."
He only heard a chuckle on the phone, and his tone was much gentler.This made Bian Junen confirm the fact that this person... She really knows him.but……
"Go away." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.
Bastard boy, this is the consequence of not answering her words before!Bear her anger well!
The author has something to say: It seems like it hasn't been updated for a long time. 【Watch the sky】
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