How to return the bandage essence that I accidentally got

The meaning expressed in Akutagawa's words made Dazai Osamu a little dull.

He blinked his eyes, showing a bewildered expression of eating a melon on his own head.

Hey...Miss Fengxin?

Is it someone he met in the Supernatural Secret Service from another world?

Before Dazai Osamu continued to talk about Akutagawa, a group of colleagues from the detective agency whispered.

"How is it possible, Mr. Dazai actually..."

"I don't know if I want to invite people to die for love..."

It seems wrong to say that it was whispering, at least the voice was loud enough for Osamu Dazai to hear it clearly.

Osamu Dazai, who was dissed wildly by his colleagues, endured and endured, and almost couldn't hold back and wanted to make a fuss.

Wow, it's disgusting, this is simply slander, is his reputation really that bad?

Although he likes to pay on credit, jump into water and invite beauties to die in love, he still has the trust of the members and the admiration of the people!

So unfair, he felt he was subjected to workplace violence from his co-workers!

Before Dazai Osamu wanted to express his disapproval, his partner Kunikida Doppo began to tear things apart.

Kunikida pushed his glasses, calmly opened the handbook, and counted the unreliable incidents of Dazai Osamu.

"Last Sunday, Dazai suddenly disappeared halfway through the commission to find the lost valuables. After the commission was completed, the detective agency received a notice to salvage the waste in the river."

"This Tuesday, I went to the location of the theft to solve the strange theft of the sushi restaurant. As a result, Dazai hanged himself on the beam of the store, which scared the owner."

"This Thursday..."

Kunikida closed the account and concluded.

"On average, the detective agency will receive a complaint call about you every two days. The credit from the coffee shop downstairs has not been paid off yet, and it has even been credited to my account..."

"So you, a guy who is made up of trouble and bastards, must be embarrassing that lady."

He clenched the back of the account, not at all believing that Osamu Dazai would seriously pursue a woman.

Eighty percent of them want to invite others to die for love.

Osamu Dazai, who was reprimanded for his crimes, showed no embarrassment at all, his eyes subtly glanced at Kunikida's handbook, showing an expression that even so, there are beautiful women who are attracted to him.

Kunikida-kun is different. No woman has met the criteria listed in the handbook for future lovers.

His eyes clearly expressed this meaning, which made Kunikida's heart choke.Before Kunikida continued to line up with Osamu Dazai, Akutagawa, who had been silently listening to Osamu Dazai's dark history for a while, couldn't bear it anymore.

He retorted bluntly.

"Mr. Dazai and Ms. Fengxin have already registered their marriage, and Mr. Tiechang is the third party!"

Although Mr. Fukuchi seemed to disapprove all the time, and Mr. Tietchang also gave Miss Fengxin white sugar and rice every three days, but Mr. Dazai was the main palace.

The rest of Bai Qilin and the others can be completely ignored.

Anyway, he definitely stands by Mr. Dazai.

Akutagawa's words were so eloquent that they successfully broke the three views of everyone in the detective agency.

"Someone would fall in love with that Osamu Dazai..."

Kunikida Doppo put on a face of accepting incompetence, and squatted down sluggishly, shutting himself in place.

The others, including Nakajima Atsuizumi Kyoka, stared at Osamu Dazai with eyes so shocked that they exploded, as if they were looking at some magical creature.

"Dun Jun, your eyes are very rude~"

Dazai suppressed the surprise in his heart, and spoke in a rippling tone.

"Don't look at the Ability and Secret Service Division, which is full of social animals, but their off-order rate far exceeds that of the Detective Agency!"

Many of the staff members are married people. On the other hand, the detective agency, from the president to the members, seems to be under the spell of being single.

Apart from the Tanizaki brothers and sisters, Dun Jun, who is most likely to leave the single, is also deeply involved in the Shura field of Kyoka and Lucy, and is still single.

Needless to say, the others are all solo mothers.

That is to say, he has lived among thousands of flowers and has rich experience.

The member of the detective agency (specifically Kunikida) who understood Dazai's overtones and felt offended personally gave him a meal of care from his colleagues.

Unfortunately, Osamu Dazai, who had expected this for a long time, dodged nimbly, and Kunikida's elbow was stopped by Akutagawa.

Akutagawa's gaze was calm and serious, with an unchangeable persistence on his face.

He parried the blow with his unsheathed saber.

"Even Kunikida-san, I won't allow..." You hurt Dazai-san.

Before he finished speaking, Akutagawa felt the weight on his head.

Osamu Dazai touched the head of the guardian lop-eared rabbit with a little novelty, and couldn't help but sigh, this Akutagawa is much cuter than the one he taught.

Akutagawa, who was killed by touching his head, stood there in a daze, and the calm and persistent emotions just now were instantly calmed down.

He gave a low cough, slowly put away his saber, and fell silent.

Members of the detective agency who were fortunate enough to have seen such superb smoothing skills a few times still find it amazing.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, Osamu Dazai has committed a serious crime.

Although I don't know the specifics, Osamu Dazai in another world is obviously a successful person with a cat, a dog and a wife, and he still holds an official position.

Compared with this daily sand sculpture in front of him, Kunikida Doppo has to admit that the other party has a lot more merits than the detective agency.

"Hey, Kunikida-kun~"

Osamu Dazai, who saw Kunikida's thoughts at a glance, spoke in a tone of sarcasm, with ridicule written in his eyes brightly.

"Anyway, that's Osamu Dazai, so it's just me. Maybe in the future, before I find a woman I like, Kunikida-kun will still be a bachelor who hasn't even held a girl's hand."

Although as far as he is concerned, it is almost impossible for this favorite lady to exist.

Miss Fengxin from the Supernatural Secret Service Division, he has never heard of the existence of the other party.

Osamu Dazai smiled brightly and said the words that made Kunikida's forehead twitch.

He grabbed Dazai Osamu by the collar and wanted to beat him up.

Before starting to act, the detective agency's landline rang.

Kunikida Doppo had to endure his anger, and quietly waited for Tanizaki Junichiro to finish answering the phone.

Everyone's hearing was good, and they could hear something vaguely.

After a while, Tanizaki hung up the phone, he looked at the detective agency and said.

"It's a call from the Supernatural Secret Service."

He hesitated a little, afraid that he had heard wrong.

"The other side said that the Oba Affairs Officer wanted to recall... Akutagawa-kun, and said that if he didn't mind, the detective agency could send someone to follow him."

Tanizaki glanced at Akutagawa, and politely changed his name.

Why?Who is this Court Affairs Officer?

The members of the detective agency looked at each other and focused their attention on Akutagawa.

Akutagawa showed a somewhat bewildered expression, but it only lasted for a moment, and then he was pleasantly surprised.

Mr. Dazai is here too!

He glanced at Mr. Dazai in the sand-colored windbreaker beside him in a blink of an eye, thinking of another Mr. Dazai who was waiting for him in the Secret Service Section over the phone, and felt a little excited.

Two Dazai-san, what a paradise this is!

Akutagawa glanced at Mr. Dazai's playful eyes in front of him, knowing in his heart that he had probably figured it out, but he explained it anyway.

"Daba Affairs Officer is Mr. Dazai's title in the Secret Service Division."

It means that the big court is Osamu Dazai.

This realization surprised the members of the detective agency, and they all looked at Osamu Dazai, whose face remained unchanged, showing an expression of wanting to watch the miraculous scene.

After Tanizaki reported the meeting place, everyone expressed that they wanted to eat melons, no matter what they were busy with.

The president was away, and the members all wanted to go, so the detective agency closed get off work early.

As far as Osamu Dazai is concerned, he has no particular opinion about so many people wanting to watch another self.

I just feel that there must be a reason for this kind of strange thing one after another.

It can be said that Akutagawa was exchanged by accident, so how did the other self come into this world?

He was not exchanged.

Although it may be the effect of "disqualification in the world", it doesn't make sense why the other party can pass through.

Furthermore, there is no so-called court affairs officer in this world, so how did the other person in command of the secret service call me?

Is Ango helping?

Osamu Dazai closed his eyes to think, put his hands in his pockets, and wobbled around to take a look at his own body.

Gee.

He is really a successful person, with a double harvest in love and career, and he has obedient students under his command, he is simply not the same type of slaughter as him.

Although it is not good to arrange another wife of his own, he really feels that Miss Fengxin must have a problem with her eyesight.

Oh, combined with what Akutagawa said before, the other self asked him to help watch over that Suehiro Tetsuchang.

Maybe the other person is holding a script to pretend to be a white flower lotus.

Covering up Hei Ni's true colors, pretending to be weak and harmless to trick a lady into getting married, her desire for control is so overwhelming that she can't help but blatantly send someone to stare at her.

Osamu Dazai felt that if the lady was really beautiful enough to make his heart flutter, the possibility of doing so was very high.

Judging others by oneself is the rule of Dazai, so the thinking must be similar.

the other side.

With the help of Ango Sakaguchi, Osamu Dazai successfully fished out Akutagawa and the detective agency as the Oba Affairs Officer.

Hey, he didn't want Wu Zhenzai to get involved either.

But who told Akutagawa to be kidnapped into a detective agency?

Due to the influence of the "book", the affected people will exchange with their peers in this world sooner or later.

Perhaps because of the lesser degree of influence, the "book" offset his "disqualification in the world", but the lack of stamina could not eliminate the other's own supernatural ability, so Wu Zhenzai was not exchanged.

This is probably the reason why there are two selves in one world.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help curling his lips, thinking that the other self would not rob Mino of him no matter what, so it didn't matter.

He wants to borrow the power of Atsushi and Akutagawa.

Because before he came to this world, he received the news that Yano and Suehiro Tetsushou were replaced at the same time and place.

This means that Yano, whom he has not been able to contact until now, is likely to be with Suehiro Tetsuchang.

He knew the specific location of Suehiro Tiechang in this world before he was exchanged through Ango.

After the "Five Decays of Heaven and Man" incident in this world, the blessed land Sakurachi who was suppressed by the country was next to him.

Although he was deprived of some powers, Fukuchi Sakurachi's prestige in the military and police cannot be eliminated in a day or two.

He is the spiritual beacon of the country's soldiers, so it's not surprising that Suehiro Tiechang would visit him.

However, Osamu Dazai was a little worried. He didn't find any news about Yano in this world, and he was not sure whether the bond between Yano and Fukuji Sakurachi existed.

If it exists, then it is unpredictable what Fukuchi Sakurachi will do to Yano after failing in the "Five Decays of Heaven and Man".

Although the possibility of danger is unlikely, it needs to be prepared.

Also, aside from that.

To be honest, the purpose of calling Atsu-kun and Akutagawa probably also meant to make them entangle Suehiro Tetsu.

It's enough for this guy to be a fool, why is he hanging around in front of Mino all day long!

How can it be repaired, he will not let this guy succeed.

Osamu Dazai, who had successfully brewed both white tea and green tea, was focused on digging a hole for Suehiro Tiechang.

Humph, he is not narrow-minded.

The author has something to say: Hmph, I have worked hard for the third day!

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