The host kills the Quartet

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, spring was thick, and the relationship between Zhou Yan and Miao Wu seemed to have entered a period of burnout.It is said that because of the needs of the project, the cat beauty went to another place with Zen Master Baiai recently.Not even Fatty was there, leaving only Zhou Yan and Xiao Ba to guard the empty house and be bored.

As an extremely aggressive wind-type superpower, Miao Wu can be regarded as the backbone of the field team. He is not at the same level as Zhou Yan, who is in the probationary period.Therefore, Zhou Yan, a poor country boy, had to guard the empty bed alone every night.Although they were supposed to sleep separately.

"I said, you can make up your own brain. Please don't say it in my head, okay?" Originally, the spring is warm and the catkins are flying, and the afternoon is the best time to take a nap, but Xiao Ba fantasized in his brain Fan, Zhou Yan no longer feels sleepy.

"I'm not free to write a script myself." Xiao Ba twisted his buttocks to defend himself.With one person and one mouse getting along, although he was still tricked by Zhou Yan from time to time, Xiao Ba's attitude towards the host was much more cordial.Sure enough, hamsters are inherently immoral creatures.

Up to now, Zhou Yan's main job is to make waves on the Internet besides giving people a lookout.It was originally a very time-consuming job, and apart from the good pay, you couldn't get any life points.But Zhou Yan discovered some other ways through the unintentional online fights together.

It turns out that the violent emotions of human beings can also be exchanged for vitality.If you are angry enough, Zhou Yan can still absorb it even online.

After discovering this, Zhou Yan did a test.He changed his trumpet and chose a well-known national idol as the black target.By the way, this idol is famous for having a large number of fans, high combat effectiveness and enough brain damage.As a result, under the circumstances of his deliberate smearing, various forces stepped down one after another, fished in troubled waters, and led to an entertainment frenzy for almost a month.

In just one month, he actually gained almost [-] points.It's simply beyond imagination.At that time, Xiao Ba was so surprised that he almost hit his stomach on his feet, even though his stomach was already big.

However, it was probably because everyone made too much noise before.The next month is going to be too uneventful online.Basically, pink and black are very quiet, and passers-by pay more attention quietly, so don't hit the wooden warehouse.

Zhou Yan swiped the webpage again, but he really didn't see much business worth doing.The hottest person on the Internet is probably a female star.According to internal information, it is a three-tailed red fox.As a rare star in the animal world, he naturally has a lot of loyal monsters.Under normal circumstances, Zhou Yan would not provoke this kind of idol unless he had real shortcomings.

But the so-called three-tailed red fox, just listen to it.Among other things, with the current energy situation, the fox can't cultivate three tails at all.A tail divided into three forks is almost the same.Red, fox, and three tails, among the three selling points, it is estimated that the fox is true.But it's okay, Zhou Yan clicked on the attention, after the money is paid enough, it is not impossible to blackmail.

"Yo, you like this kind?" Lao Jin, that is the macaw.It stretched out its hairy head from behind: "As expected of a vixen, you can seduce people just by looking at it. But Xiao Zhou, as a human being, you can't eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot, you have to learn to be content."

"Although I don't know what you mean. But being educated by a bird to be a human being is very subtle to me." Zhou Yan responded to his boss with a paralyzed face, only to find out that it was a bird thrown by the old parrot. "You know" look.

Watching the macaw leave, Zhou Yan took out the hamster that fell directly into his pocket like a meteor just now: "I think you need to explain. Why did I have a bowl of rice that I didn't know about before I knew it, and still eat it?"

"Darling, this is easy to understand." Xiao Ba scratched his butt, then tidied up his facial hair, but got a very disgusted look from the host: "You live with the owner of that cat. He is so Looks good, it is said that I have been living alone all the time. And then you don’t need rent. So everyone gossips..."

"Can I believe that you didn't contribute to the flames?" Zhou Yan continued to be paralyzed.

"Honey, the information in words will always be distorted by people with ulterior motives. You can't blame me for other people's faults!" Although Xiaoba's voice was loud, his confidence was similar to that of a tire with a hole in it. Before finishing speaking, the voice became smaller and smaller.

"Nice job!" The four words knocked the hamster who was at a loss just now, and Zhou Yan left his seat directly.Today is the third day for Miao Wu to go out, and the routine text greetings must not be forgotten.Even if there is no relationship, there must be an enchantment of communication. Zhou Yan fully believes in the attractiveness of the cat beauty itself.

#爱人is too beautiful, what should I do if I can't chase after him?Wait online#

Miao Wu was in a good mood today, and even returned a call after receiving Zhou Yan's short message.Although he only said a few words, Zhou Yan's mood became even better.Not to mention that the beauty is single, even if she has a master, he doesn't mind coming here to loosen the soil.People, sometimes this shameless effort is what they want.

As soon as the phone was hung up, I heard Lao Jin calling himself over there.Zhou Yan put his phone in his pocket, and then went into his office.Although macaws can transform into human beings, they still prefer to choose the prototype state in their own territory.

So, as soon as he entered the door, Zhou Yan saw a bird lying in the nest of coral fleece. If it weren't for the empty space underneath, Zhou Yan would have suspected that he was hatching an egg.

"Xiao Zhou, you came just in time. This is Officer Cui, you have seen him before." Lao Jin flapped his wings and didn't stand up, but there were a few bird feathers in the air.

Following the direction the wings pointed, Zhou Yan also saw that Police Officer Cui.This one has actually been seen before.It was that time when the MLM dens were cracked down, the police officer Cui kicked the tenant's door open.Then the criminal who was crushed to the brink of death was sent to the hospital in time.

Zhou Yan had a pretty good impression of this police officer. After all, a legal officer who is loyal to his duties and strictly abides by law enforcement procedures is very worthy of citizens' trust.What's more, Zhou Yan, as a taxpayer, doesn't like too strong law enforcement officers.

"Officer Cui." Zhou Yan nodded his head as a greeting.The police officer appeared here, and he was not surprised to see the prototype of Lao Jin. He thought he had a little understanding of the situation in his line of work.

Sure enough, Officer Cui went straight to the topic: "This time I came here to seek cooperation on behalf of the police."

Next, Officer Cui explained the matter in detail.

Recently, many people and monsters in Xishang suddenly disappeared.It means that it disappeared suddenly.For example, during the day, I saw a strong guy arguing with his sister. After a slap in the face, he went to the sauna in anger, and then disappeared.

Or a bogeyman who just got a job, ends up going out drinking with friends, then disappears again.In the place where it disappeared, at best a pile of wine bottles and a few hairs could be seen.

"Mysterious disappearance? Wasn't it artificial?" Hearing Officer Cui's words, Zhou Yan also had a little impression.He had also seen several similar missing person posts on the Internet before.Then there are a bunch of echoes below.At first, Zhou Yan thought it was a rumor, but none of those posts were deleted. Now that I think about it, something really happened.

Zhou Yan still remembered that someone specially posted a post on the gossip forum, describing all kinds of situations that made people disappear from ancient times to the present.There are many plots of ghosts haunting and deceiving people to eat them.

Facing Zhou Yan's question, Officer Cui smiled wryly: "We don't know if it's man-made or not. At least ordinary people definitely can't do it. Obviously saw a person go in, and then his own people followed, but there was no one there. The ones that went in before actually disappeared out of thin air."

"And not only humans disappear, but also monsters." The macaw Lao Jin added solemnly: "If someone instructs behind them, then the power they can use should be very powerful. You know, once our monsters can turn into humans , the worst is the ability of human C and other supernatural beings. This is not something ordinary people can subdue."

"It can be confirmed that at least six humans are missing, and there are about three monsters." Officer Cui took out a stack of documents from his briefcase: "There may be more, but they may not be noticed." This is also understandable , after all, Xishang is the largest city in the west, with a lot of traffic.Many rural goblins and humans who work part-time will come.

Although most of them went with their fellow countrymen, some of them went there alone.Such people often disappear and go unnoticed.

Zhou Yan was also very straightforward: "What do you need me to do?"

Now that Officer Cui has come over, Zhou Yan can guess what he wants him to do.

"We want you to go undercover."

"Undercover?" Xiao Ba stood up from the table all of a sudden, perhaps because he was too excited, even his beard was trembling constantly: "It's the kind of smart and wise hero in the gangster movie who turns into a criminal." The kind that sneaks in to collect evidence, and finally declares justice?"

"Although it's not quite right, it's more or less what it means." Officer Cui thought for a while, and felt that it was understandable.

"Then my master is really suitable. He is simply the embodiment of the words 'naturally cunning'!" Well, as soon as Xiao Ba finished saying this, he knew that he was talking fast again.He immediately covered his mouth, including the exposed front teeth, which were tightly hidden behind those two little claws.Then he blinked his small black bean-like eyes desperately, as if to make Zhou Yan forget what he just said.

In front of outsiders, Zhou Yan would of course care about his own image, he just glanced at Xiao Ba lightly, then turned to Police Officer Cui and said, "Yes."

Just as Police Officer Cui breathed a sigh of relief, his heart was lifted again.Because Zhou Yan said again: "Since it's a personal help, we can talk about the remuneration."

The author has something to say:

Hehe, Zhou Yan's current job is probably a professional sunspot...