Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

The entrustment of the program group before the start of the program is still continuing: "Our program group will ensure the personal safety of everyone during the game session, please come on."

Although they kept saying that they would guarantee the safety of their lives, no matter how they listened to their words, they seemed to have a somewhat cold taste of 'farewell'...

Bella, who brought money into the group and wanted to stir up scandals, did not expect to encounter such a frightening subject as soon as she joined the group.Although she thought from the bottom of her heart that the program group chose this subject just for the sake of gimmicks, it couldn't be that scary.But still daintyly licked to Harry's side, coquettishly: "I'm so scared...you will protect me, right?"

Of course, the show crew would not let go of such a selling point, and the camera immediately moved to the two of them.

It's a pity that Harry's performance is not as good as Bella's.

"...Well." Harry agreed absent-mindedly, and couldn't help but glance at Rosanna again.

As soon as they heard that the little onmyoji was going to record a program, Xiaoshouzhishou and Yifan Mian and other shikigami immediately became excited.They worked overtime all night and made a new set of clothes for their little onmyoji.

In the eyes of ordinary people, this is a set of neat black trousers and a finely cut dark red jacket.

But in fact... in terms of the special material of this suit.Not to mention that Rosanna came to participate in the escape room show, even if she is suddenly dropped into the group of apocalyptic zombies, she can still escape with this clothes with magic resistance buff.

Downey has been standing beside Rosanna, and after hearing the other party's laughter just now, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked, "Very happy?"

"It's okay," Rosana lowered her head and covered her smile with her fingers, "I just feel a little...surprised." Now she can only hope that she can restrain her occupational disease later, and don't see the staff pretending After the ghosts, take the spell and go to collect the monsters.

Before entering the secret room, when the program team interviewed the guests one by one, Rosanna was still thinking about this matter, nodded vigorously to the camera, and said, "I will definitely work hard."

—— Try not to commit occupational diseases, and try not to laugh at the poor acting skills of humans when pretending to be ghosts.

But the others didn't know what Roseanne was thinking. After seeing the serious expression on the little prince's face, Downey walked over and patted her on the shoulder, "Relax, don't be nervous."

Chris Evans on the other side also came over to comfort Roseanne. During the period when Roseanne was Downey's makeup artist, many guests maintained good friendship with her, "You can take this as a A novel experience. Have you ever played in a haunted house?"

"No."

"Uh..." Chris, who was planning to use an analogy to comfort Roseanne, paused, "Then, have you ever watched horror movies? Their principles are actually similar."

"nor."

Her house is full of ghosts and monsters, why go outside to see fake ones?cat cat doubts.jpg

"..." Chris and Downey looked at each other with despair in their eyes.He really didn't know what to say to comfort Little Rose.

Chris didn't know what to say, but Bella on the other side had a lot to say.

After seeing Downey and several other artists she couldn't afford to go away, she couldn't wait to come and make trouble.

Bella glanced back at the staff who were preparing, and after making sure that there was no camera facing her, she sneered, "You are so timid, why are you still here to record the show?"

Rosanna glanced at her lightly, "Haven't seen a horror movie, is it too much?"

"Hmph. I've just watched it," Bella stroked her hair triumphantly, showing off, "I watched it with Harry."

"...??" Harry, who had been paying attention to the voice here, subconsciously wanted to ask back after hearing this, 'When did I watch it with you? !Why don't I know it myself? ! '

But before he opened his mouth, Harry remembered that this was a 'script' written by the team for the two of them in order to hype the scandal.In this circle, contract couples are not uncommon.In various scripts, each of them plays an affectionate role, having a romantic first encounter, getting along warmly, and even adding various sweet little details of getting along.

The script is written in more detail than the relationship between real couples.

Harry glanced at Bella in embarrassment, tugged at the hem of her clothes, "Stop talking."

"Why can't you say it!" Bella couldn't help being irritable when she saw Harry's act of defending Roseanne, "Since she dares to come to the show, she should be prepared to be scolded! But she is just a face Little Internet celebrity, isn't it just to shame you for participating in this kind of program?"

"I'm not here to be scolded. As I said a long time ago, I'm not good at getting angry, I'm only good at making others angry." Rosanna tilted her head with a very calm expression, "So you have to be ready oh."

Bella's brain couldn't keep up with Little Rose's speed, so she subconsciously asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Prepare to be turned into a puffer fish by me."

Hearing this, Bella's face flushed instantly, and she looked at Rosanna angrily, "You—"

The quarrel that happened in the corner finally attracted the attention of others.The program staff rushed over with the machine in a hurry, lamenting in their hearts that they missed such a wonderful scene. ——Who would have imagined that before the show officially started, someone would already want to make trouble.

Seeing that the camera was moved over, Bella's expression changed instantly, and she said to Roseanne like a close sister: "Don't be afraid, although you will hold us back, neither will we Give up yours."

"Are you afraid of the camera?" Roseanne didn't act according to the sisterly love script that Bella wanted, but asked back with a smile.

"……What do you mean?"

Rosanna raised her finger and pointed to a small black box-shaped portable 'camera recorder' worn by Bella, "Before the next 'performance', not only pay attention to the camera, but also remember to pay attention to the gopro you are wearing. "

gopro is a small camera often used in variety shows. It is worn by the guests and can record many images that cannot be captured by large cameras in time.

Bella is an entertainer who has been favored by the financial backer. This is also her first time on a variety show. Of course, she doesn't know the various habits and rules in it...

Originally, the staff also made necessary explanations and entrustments to Bella, but she completely ignored their voices while playing with her mobile phone, and even cursed impatiently.

So after hearing Rosanna's words, she covered the miniature camera on her body with a stiff expression, turned around and left in a hurry.I don't know whether to find someone to sue, or to destroy the machine directly.

Harry, who was standing aside, pursed his lips in embarrassment, and said in a low voice: "The show hasn't started yet, and the gopro won't turn on yet."

"I know," Rosanna stretched her waist and moved her body, and walked slowly in the direction of Donnie and the others, "but the effect of this sentence is pretty good. I'm very satisfied."

Harry stared blankly at Rosanna's leaving back, and suddenly felt as if he had never known her before.

This little rose is not an ornamental flower. She is proud and independent. She never needs to beg for protection from others. Instead, she takes many weak human tenants—that is, those superheroes—back to her territory. Circled and protected.

Roses can have thorns on their bodies, and if you touch them casually, you will be stabbed.

In this program recording, the guests will be divided into two groups, and they will escape from two different locations.

It is said that the team members are randomly assigned, but in fact it is just an arrangement of the program team.They were very clever in putting the four of them 'Harry, Bella, Roseanne, Donnie' in a group.

These four people get together, even if they don't do anything, they can still attract extremely high enthusiasm and topics.

The four people who covered their eyes with blindfolds were taken into the secret room by the staff, and as the countdown ended, they took off the blindfolds in front of them one after another.

Rosana stuffed the blindfold into her pocket and looked up at her surroundings.

This small room is not as scary as the program team said at the beginning, the surrounding walls are covered with white cloth, the room is empty, only a table and a wastebasket are placed in the center of the room.

Donnie glanced at Harry and Bella, who were tired of being together again, and blinked twice vigorously, as if washing their eyes after seeing something dirty.He walked up to Rosanna and saw the little girl tapping the surrounding walls lightly, "What's the matter? Is the little prince from the detective planet today?"

Roseanne, who has never been to a haunted house or watched a horror movie, is full of expectations for today's first experience of the secret room.She listened to the knocking sound on the wall, and said very firmly to Downey beside her, "It's hollow."

Hearing what Roseanne said, Downey also reached out and tapped on the wall with his fingers, "That's right."

Rosanna stared at the white cloth and the wall with great interest for a while, and said with great anticipation: "Maybe after we set out for some mechanism, the walls around these four sides will collapse together, and then many ghosts and monsters will crawl out." Woolen cloth."

"...You really have a rich imagination." Downey imagined the frightening scene of falling into San, and commented dryly.

"Isn't it?" Roseanne asked, strolling over to the table.

Although she has never watched horror movies, she has heard the strange stories told by Qing Xingdeng.In those stories, many bridges are like this.

Rosana, who spoke the truth casually, didn't know that the pupils of the directors who were monitoring in real time were shocked after hearing her words.

'Has she read the script? !How did you guess so accurately? ! '

No way, most of the horror stories are adapted from true ghost stories.And Rosanna is the one who has seen the original real case directly, skipping all the adapted versions.

There was a sheet of paper full of strange symbols and single letters on the table, and Rosanna lost interest in it after glancing at it.Instead, he bent down and stared at the wastebasket under the table for a moment.Downey also squatted down with the other party.

Seeing Rosanna's actions, Bella was of course not willing to let her monopolize the limelight, so she ran over in a panic and lay down on the table to study the paper.

"..." Actually, after watching for two seconds, Bella wanted to swear, but considering that she was surrounded by the camera, she still tried her best to look at Harry, "What is on this paper, can't you see it?" Understand."

Of course, Harry couldn't read it either. This paper full of letters reminded him of the textbooks he used when he first learned letters when he was a child.

"That's an oriental ritual called 'Pen Fairy'." Rosanna's voice sounded softly.

With Donnie's help, Roseanne emptied the wastebasket and retrieved a piece of paper covered in messy lines.

The professional counterpart, Rosanna, explained it very skillfully: "This is a spirit-calling ceremony. The user will use a pen to communicate with the pen fairy, and then ask the other party what they want to know."

"Sounds interesting," Downey glanced at the strange paper curiously, "Have you ever played it?"

"No." Roseanne said, taking out a pen from her pocket, "But maybe you can try it."

In fact, although Roseanne knows these stories very well, she has never really experienced them herself.Because...there are so many big bosses in the family, how can anyone dare to pester her.

Just like now, Rosanna is eager to try the so-called pen fairy.But look at the equipment on her body... The pen that she took out was a gift from the judge, and it was engraved with the pattern of the underworld; on her wrist was a lord evil god who was dozing off and about to hibernate.

Even if a pen fairy is really invited, when he sees this posture, he will probably quickly turn around and run for his life. 'I can't afford to provoke'.jpg

Seeing Roseanna's actions, Bella rolled her eyes impatiently, "How can you believe such a childish thing. Do you think we will use a pen fairy to crack the secret room?"

——This internet celebrity is really only relying on his face to make a living. Bella has already figured out how the outside world will diss this guy after this episode is broadcast.

"No." Rosanna held up the piece of paper that was poured out of the wastebasket in her hand, "If you want to break the secret room, you need to use this."

"..." Before Bella could finish her ridicule, she swallowed it back abruptly.

It was a piece of paper that had been used by a pen fairy.A complete circle of letters is written on the paper, while the middle is covered with various trembling and distorted lines.Through this piece of paper, it seems that someone can really see the scene where someone is holding a pen and drawing lines tremblingly under the control of the pen fairy.

Even Bella, who had just expressed her disdain, couldn't help shivering after seeing this piece of paper. "how to use?"

According to the traditional method of playing in the East, the pen fairy will draw the answer on the paper with a pen.But when this kind of ritual was transplanted to the West... the program team changed everything into a connection question very thoughtfully and meticulously.

Through those trembling lines, connect the letters that the lines pass through, and finally form a sentence.

Rosanna couldn't help but complained to Downey next to her while continuing the questions: "It's like an elementary school English test... It's also a bit like I love to memorize words."

And the little onmyoji couldn't help thinking about a very professional question: which country is the pen fairy invited through this ceremony?Can you understand and understand English?

You must know that among the Shikigami in Rosanna's family who have lived in modern times for a long time, there are still many of them who don't know English well.

Harry watched Rosanna's actions, and tried to muster up the courage to intervene: "Is this kind of ceremony to satisfy people's curiosity?"

"Not necessarily," Roseanne said in a very calm and horrifying answer, "Maybe the ghosts find it too boring, so they deliberately teach humans this way, and let humans play with them."

"..." What a hypothetical that makes people feel chills behind.

When several people fell silent, Rosanna also came up with the sentence that the program group wanted them to see through this spelling game.

— "Around you."

As Rosanna's voice fell, violent wall scratching and roaring suddenly sounded around the four of them.Just as Rosanna joked just now, the hollow wall made of planks collapsed, and a group of roaring monsters twisted and screamed crazily through the white cloth.

Their trembling shadows and countless bloody handprints were reflected on the white cloth, and the violent tearing of the cloth sounded like they were about to break through the white cloth and rush in.

"Ahhh!" Bella, who had laughed at Roseanne's childishness just now, ran into Harry's arms in a panic, "There is a ghost! Help!!"

Downey has watched horror movies and also made dangerous movies.But he has to say that this kind of sudden fright is completely different from the development of the known script.

He pulled Roseanne back a step, and turned his head to comfort the little girl who didn't even dare to watch horror movies, "Don't be afraid, these are... eh?"

Donnie paused before he could finish his sentence.He stared dumbfounded at Roseanne's excited expression.

Little Rose didn't look scared at all.And not only was she not afraid, she even raised one hand to touch the bloody handprint on the white cloth, and then sniffed it.

"It's strawberry jam!"

Hearing Rosanna's excited voice, Downey quickly raised his hand to hold her hand, "Okay, that's fine."

If it goes on like this... Donnie is really worried that the other party will take out all the ghosts behind the white cloth, and taste the raw materials of the bloody handprint.

"But it smells really sweet..." Rosanna said regretfully.There is a child in her family who loves to eat blood. If she can find this kind of sweet meal replacement for her, then her variety show recording will not be in vain.

The staff who were lying on the white cloth and tried to scream and pretend to be ghosts listened to Rosanna's serious voice.Felt like my career was insulted TT.

They worked so hard, shouldn't they scare a lot of people?Why does the other party act...as if the people in my group are the food TT

Not only the staff pretending to be ghosts fell into autism, but even the directors behind the monitors had black question marks on their faces.

"Didn't she say that she hadn't seen any horror-themed works...how did she act so skillfully and bravely?"

"...No," another director looked at the script, "She solved the half-hour task in our script in just a few minutes... I am now thinking about how to edit the feature film in the future... "

How could this little girl always bring them so many different surprises.

Under Downey's stop, Rosanna reluctantly gave up on finding a blood meal replacement, and looked away from the blood handprint.

And Bella on the other side... she was screaming so hard that her voice was almost hoarse.

Along with the screams, the howling around finally stopped slowly.Those staff members who fell into self-doubt also thought, 'I will never pretend to be a ghost again! ! ' while leaving here angrily.

But within a few seconds after the sound disappeared, the floor suddenly shook.

Amidst the violent shaking, Downey subconsciously stretched out his hand to support Rosanna, and said in a low voice, "Stand still."

"Yeah." The little onmyoji replied, while reflecting on himself, "This time it shouldn't be the earthquake catfish's fault..."

Since Umibozu accidentally grabbed the earthquake catfish out of the pool in that live broadcast, Rosanna felt that she really had a psychological shadow.

Of course, the blame this time does not need earthquake catfish to carry it, but the careful design of the program group.

After the floor shook violently, the mechanism was activated, and a downward staircase appeared in front of them.The stairs are so narrow that only one person can pass through. ——It’s just deliberately embarrassing others.

"Wow," Downey helped Roseanne stand up, "It's a big production."

To play the Chamber of Secrets, of course, you have to go through such a chain.Downey looked at the narrow stairs, and originally wanted to go down first.As a result, before he could speak, Roseanne rushed in like a little rabbit.

"?? Be careful, little prince!" What happened to this little rose today?Why do I feel that she is as excited as if she has found the true meaning of life? ?

Roseanne and Donnie walked down quickly one after another.But Harry and Bella are in a lot of trouble. Bella looked at the narrow stairs in front of her and held Harry's arm tightly. go down.

When the two of them walked down, Roseanne and Downey had already explored the underground secret room.Similar to the first room just now, this room is also very empty, not even a white cloth or a table, only a mirror nailed to the wall.

"Everything around is normal," Rosanna bent down and knocked on the floor, "it doesn't look like there is a mechanism. Only this mirror looks wrong."

Seeing that the limelight was about to be robbed by Rosanna, Bella rubbed herself in front of the mirror unconvinced, imitating Rosanna's action just now, and patted the mirror indiscriminately, "This mirror looks fine, it's you Looked in the wrong place."

As Bella spoke, she turned her head and looked at Rosanna provocatively.

But what Bella didn't expect was that the red-haired girl's face was covered with frost, and she frowned and stared in her direction.

The little girl who was pampered by countless big monsters suddenly turned cold, which really made people who saw it feel a sense of panic and fear.

Under such gaze, Bella couldn't help shaking, "You..." She subconsciously took a step back, "What do you want to do?"

"Don't move." Rosanna and Donnie said almost at the same time, "Behind you."

Human instinct is like this, even after hearing the words 'don't move, don't move', you still want to turn your head subconsciously.

Bella turned sideways instinctively, and saw that the mirror behind her suddenly moved, and a woman's face slowly emerged.

Bella bounced away from the mirror, "What the hell is this!"

"It's a two-way mirror," Harry whispered back. "She's been looking at us from behind the mirror."

Everyone present stared at the blurry woman on the other side of the mirror.And she seemed to enjoy this look very much, grinning and letting out a piercing laugh.

If it's just this kind of attack that stimulates the ears, it's not terrible.But while the other party was smiling, he raised his hand and took off the mirror, and his whole body was completely exposed in front of everyone through the hole covered under the mirror.

The woman is dressed very strangely, with three burning candles on her head, a scarecrow in one hand and a hammer in the other.

"What the hell is this!"

"...The daughter of the ugly time." Rosanna looked at the other party carefully, "The ghost of a woman full of jealousy and resentment in the legend."

"She will curse others through the scarecrow and nails in her hand, and the cursed will die."

While popularizing science, Rosanna's eyes became brighter and brighter, and she thought very inquiringly: "Well, this one is much more like those people who put on strawberry jam to pretend to be ghosts just now. But the clothes need to be changed, And the hammer and the scarecrow... Should I go and give her some professional advice?"

Enthusiastic, Roseanne has no idea how painful it is to monitor people off-screen while she prepares to offer her opinion.

"...Why does she even know this legend?! This is not a popular legend!!" The director said with a broken face, "If this continues, the audience will definitely think that she knew the script and passed the level so quickly !!"

How do they edit the feature film? !No matter how you cut it, it will make her look like the kind of person who brought money into the group and accepted the prompts from the program group!

But the most aggrieved thing is that she really isn't! !

——Why would Rosanna know about this legend?

Of course it's because... the legendary master is at her house.

The corner of Rosanna's mouth curled up, she jumped across the hole to the other side lightly, and left a sentence with a smile: "Leave this to me, I am a professional."

"??" Others are ghosts chasing people, people running away like crazy, do you want a live performance of people chasing ghosts? !

The author has something to say: Roseanne chasing the 'Daughter of Ugly Time': Sister, don't run away!Let me tell you that your clothes and headgear need to be changed! !It's not like this!

'Daughter of Ugly Times': ? ? ? ?don't come here! !

Staff who are physically and mentally exhausted: We thought that pretending to be a ghost would get such a reaction from the guests: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhThere are ghosts!

But in fact Little Rose's reaction was: Wow!This blood smells so sweet!Wow!I want to play this ritual!Wow!This dress is not very professional, let me teach you!

Staff: ……… I feel that my professional dignity has been insultedTT

Note: There are really many guests in variety shows who forget that they are wearing gopros, not Jiangzhi hhh, I have seen some artists go directly to the bathroom with gopros... um...

Reminder: After reading the article, please do not operate the pen fairy and other rituals at will!Read carefully!

-感谢在2020-01-2610:02:57~2020-01-2709:20:21期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Leng Yue and Li Luo 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Lin Yu 29 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!